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You can fuck ANYONE in HISTORY in their PRIME whom do you pick?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You can fuck ANYONE in HISTORY in their PRIME whom do you pick?
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>>714225584
Hellen Keller those hjs would be awesome
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Anne frank
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Your mom
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>>714226188

is it weird that I read hjs as hijinks? ps who is the sloot in the pic?
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>>714225584
That semen demon. Sauce?
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>>714225584
Emma Watson, when she was in her prime.
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>>714226619
Shione Cooper
Don't know what scene the pic is from though
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I'm split between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Vica Kerekes

All of my webms are too fucking big so here's a shitty gif
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>>714226789
>Shione Cooper
thank you kind gentleman
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>>714226699
What exactly do you mean by that?
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>>714227135
slam thight piggy
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>>714225584
Your mom
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>>714225584
OPs mom just to share pics in this thread
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>>714227257
yes
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Joseph Stalin
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>>714226699
I agree, she just isn't the same since after she turned 16
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>>714225584
myself so i can find out when my prime is or possibly was.
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Jessica Alba when she was in Ilde Hand.
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Eve "the mother of all"
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>>714227759
Prisoner of azkaban was her prime though
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>>714225584
Who is supposed to have the best tits? (Historically speaking)

Like for real is there any mention of great breasts in record out of modern times? I'm talking about like big not not too big like maybe C-DD max but pure perfection.
I'm curious to know.
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>>714225584
Gandhi.
No Homo.
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Issac Newton's wife
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Cleopatra, she cold turn a man into a god. (I'd do her more than Augustus and Julius combined)
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>>714227837
>Eve "the mother of all"
It says in history, not a fictional character.
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Sexy Lizzy
She is definitely in her prime right now, look at this saucy skank
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Richard the Lionheart

No homo tho
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>>714228077
How edgy do you have to be to have the need to point that out
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>>714227977
He didn't have one.
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That 1000 year old girl from interview with a vampire. Not pedo bc she's 1000
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>>714227666
Agreed
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>>714228077
>>714228228
he must wear a fedora all times
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>>714225584
Cleopatra at 12
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>>714225584
laura b set 7
you know the one
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>>714228271
kek
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>>714225584
Marie Antoinette
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>>714228228
Not edgy retard, you must be new here.
Summer is over mate.
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Mohammed.
would really piss off them sand niggers.
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>>714228313
Which one of us fucktard?
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>>714228271
>interview with a vampire.
what she was like a hundred
and vampires in that universe don't fuck
mods?
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Princess Grace Kelly, of course
Ginger Rogers a close second.
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>>714228636
sick fuck
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>>714228583
These two are actually from my hometown, the guy grabbed my arm while I was working at a news agents.

Scary retard strength.
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this goddess
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Haley atwell
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>>714225584
The most influent and important person for the world history !

--- > so i'd fuck myself :)
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>>714227666
Very fitting satanic trips. Czekd.
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>>714228464
holy fuck yes
Was she legal in Labyrinth? I want her then.
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>>714227799
excellent choice

>>714225584
sally field circa 1960
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>>714228301
Holy fucking shit; Stalin was hot!
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helen of troy of course, literally the most beautiful woman of all time
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>>714228747
i heard she mastered use of the galick gun attack
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Anne Frank
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>>714228835
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>>714228464
just thought i'd drop a bomb on the entire thread by saying.. i stuck my dick in her

/thread
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>>714225584
Shirley Manson during Angelfish or early Garbage
Natalie Portman: Leon
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Anne of Cleves.
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>>714227239
The goblet of fire
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G of course
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>>714227036
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1914002558
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>>714229004
>such funny
>much joke
>jew did it again
>o my sides
>burtsing like the Hindenburg
>laff laff laff
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id start by just rubbing my dick on her young face
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>>714228943
his face was also riddled with craters and pockmarks
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>>714228894
She was 16, which is legal where I live, not that i'd actually care.
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>>714225584
Mary before Jesus.
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My ex, its been almost 12 years since I last tasted her, but good fucking god could that woman service cock like no one else since. Had the same birthday as her, I'll never forget how fucking incredible the sex was that particular night.
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>>714225584
Ariel Winter (pre-breast surgery), or Christina Hendricks. Or Cleopatra I don't fuckin know.
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The Holy Mary
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>>714228795
She's flawless to be sure, but can you actually imagine her naked? I can't. kinda a turnoff
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Cathy Da Great
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>>714229068
Sure, buddy, sure.
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Christina Ricci
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helen of troy.
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>>714229068
I completely believe you.
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>>714229363
I've seen Cleopatra's sarcophagus; she was about 4 feet tall, no joke.

If we're going that far back I'd pick Mary Magdalene or >>714229396
Just for the gleeful irreverence
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Cleopatra or Helen of Troy
If so much bloodshed happened in name of these women, it just has to be worth it
Otherwise I will learn that people died for nothing back then

Or maybe Victoria
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>>714229431
Enjoy your syphilis
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>>714229357
Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better writer? I know it's a small post, but I think we can do better than this.
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joan of arc
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>>714228636
quality post
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>>714225584
carrie fisher
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>>714225584
>Not fucking hitler in the butt
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Probably some chick I liked in highschool that I never got to fuck.
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>>714229660
She could only lead because she was a virgin.
You just fucked France is what you did.
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>>714225584
Moot but like 5 years ago.
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>>714229029
God damn she's hot!
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>>714225584
Kate.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IQC2guz8oGc
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>>714229833
Meh he only shortened the delay.
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>>714229833
>implying that isn't all the more reason to do so
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>>714225584
Heather
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Ghandi
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>>714225584
every anons mom. without a condom and skipping on child support. so that when I start some shit on /b/ and get called autistic faggot I know that my faggotry is anons faggotry. and when anons try to use their crappy childhood as some kind of power mantra and excuse for their autism I know that I caused it. then I can watch /b/ and it's autistic faggots and be like "look what I have created"!
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>>714225584
The original Emma Watson...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f9MNkbTzxg
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>>714229412
i can't and thats a good thing. i think if we were to finally see her naked (if she were still young and alive) it would be amazing. totally worth the wait
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>>714230668
oh blatant cheese and no ones yelling mods
>are the white knights finally gone
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>>714226699
good choice anon. her and that school uniform in the philosopher's stone, hnnnggghhhh
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>>714230835
I dunno, she's too perfect; there's gotta be something wrong. She probably has a macroclitoris or third nipple or something.
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>>714228795
Always loved this picture of her
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What I would give to fuck her brains out
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Helen of Troy. The most beautiful woman to exist.
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>>714229357
more?
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Catherine the Great, get some sweet russian princedom out of it as well.
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>>714229589
Cleopatra was a decent looking temptress skilled in the art of conversation, by no means a great beauty. Her father was a learned man and wanted the same for his daughter, which is why she stood above all the women around her in antiquity who basically just sewed and cooked.

She was >le gamer girl before it was cool and even before it was uncool.
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>>714226699
Yeah except she's one of the rare chicks who gets better with age.
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>>714231201
Sometimes its hard to imagine that a woman who looked like that found someone with a cock worthy of her
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>>714228915
Omg Sally Field in 1960 was so hnnnnnggg
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>>714225584

My wife.
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>>714233218
cuck
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>>714225584
Pic related
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>>714232798
that cringeworthy haircut killed any chances of me getting a boner
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Track lord Google her
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>>714233445
Traci
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>>714233027
Lol I know right
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Kate Bush 1980
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>>714233396
No
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>>714225584
Somebody who knows when to use who instead of whom
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>>714229830

the only correct answer
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>>714225584
My mom, so I'd be my own dad and wouldn't abandon me.
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>>714225584
silvia saint
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>>714227666
made me laugh and killed boner, good job.
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>>714233888
Check'd.

Also, best post I've seen in ages.
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Joan Rivers
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>>714233859
I wouldn't mind banging a 13 year old.
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>>714228972
>i heard she mastered use of the galick gun attack
what did he mean by this?
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I've got her in my head
At night when I go to bed
And I know it sounds lame, but
She's the girl of my dreams
And of course I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of Endor
I'd even walk naked through
The deserts of Tatooine
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
And even though I'm not as cool as Han
I still want to be your man
You're exactly the kind of
Alderranian that I need
But when you were available, I was
Drinking Colt 45's with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina
On Mos Eisley
Princess Leia,…
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Ellen Page circa Trailer Park Boys season 2
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>>714232284
This
"My cousin Vinny" Marisa.
The one with a little baby fat on the meat.
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>>714225584
https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k
2002 avril
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>>714232798
uneven nipples/10
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>>714225584
your mom
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>>714225584
my little sister a couple years ago

i'm totally serious
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>>714227909

Adrienne Barbeau
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>>714234616
shit
good choice, anon
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>>714234747
This is /b/. Why would anyone doubt you?
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>>714225584
I am not disappointed by the first answers.

Obviously I would sleep with Hitler.
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>>714234959
Fucking this.
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Shione
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>>714234928
I used to fap to Liz Vicious while squinting, pretending it's Avril.
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>>714228228
Edgy to state facts. Nice. You fucking retards get softer and softer every day.
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>>714229833
>implying the muslims didn't already
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>>714225584
elvira the mistress of the dark
i'd also try my luck with some historiical ones like Cleopatra and such, but mang, did those bitches actually washed their pussy?
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Karisha Terebun when she was 12 in 09
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>>714235110
Probably just had a Jew slave lick it clean.
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>>714234641
is it still summer?
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>>714235154
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Miss hannah Minx
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Fuckin betty white
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Marina Diamandis during the Family Jewels era
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>>714229068
The wax statue at the museum doesn't count...
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>>714234560
Might not be my first choice, but good answer!
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>>714225584
Her lol!!!!!!!!
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>>714235245
>jewish saliva
>clean
nah man, i probably stick with elvira, and the girl that does the striptease in return of the living dead as a close second since i don't even wanna think too much about it.
PS
this may sounds like a fucking metalhead pick, but i'm really a normal person, i probably just like that kind of makeup.
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>>714235110

>Elvira

Mah nigga. Even without the outfit I'd fuck her so sensually.
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Amanda Bynes was so god damn hot back in the day.
Lindsay Lohan is a close second in her prime. Too bad they're both totally wrecked now.
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>>714235390
Fuckin Anne Frank
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>>714234959
>>714235028
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>714235626
Make the fuhrer proud and stick it to the jews
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>>714235557
i can't believe how hot she still look and she's what? 65? older?
Literally the girl anyone hope to marry.
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>>714228835
Yes.

>>714229029
God I love that webm
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>>714235680
>btard wants to fuck sister since it's the only girl except mom he's talked to
Not that far fetched.
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>>714235860
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>>714225584
Original human female. Then everyone is my descendant.

I AM ADAM
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Then... and now.
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>>714233847
whom is correct you blithering imbecile
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>>714235764
>>714234803

She plays the best onscreen bitch. The kind you'd just hate fuck. I love it.
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>>714235538
Dont forget what she looked like in the wrestler when she was old. Now add some extra curves for prime Marisa.
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>>714227909
Marie Antoinette's little tits were legendarily so perfect that the classic Champagne saucer was modeled after them.
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>>714233888
nah man, u would abandon a fag like yourself too.
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>>714235557
>>714235749
Nope.
I wouldn''t even go there. She's a smoker
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>>714228349
patrician taste, anon
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>>714234639
fuck off mate
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>>714234747
Post pics
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>>714236190
>She's a smoker
who the fuck cares u raging homo
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>>714236190

Elvira! What are you doing? I thought you loved me!
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Much hotter before the shotgun blast to the head of course.
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lest we forget
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>>714236190

Nigga, das a straw.
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>>714236294
Truth hurts.
Dont get me wrong, she's hot and all, BUT how can she be a 10 with lopsided tits. Impossible.
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>>714235154
Yasse
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>>714236496
So. What does a straw have to do with it?
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>>714236190
>She's a smoker

what in the actual fuck, were you dropped on your head as a child or you still are one
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>>714227799
Dark Angle is best alba

maybe alcia silverstone

nev campbell?
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>>714236568

She's not smoking in the picture, you fucking nunkhead. She's sipping some sizzurp.
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Virgin Mary
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>>714236401
Smoking causes bad breath, yellow teeth over time, not to mention even worse things health-wise. Thats why.
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susan sarandon in rocky horror prime
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>>714236466
She was on playboy the month and year of my birth. She was such a dime
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George Washington during his second to last week as president, because how fucking hilarious would that be?

But in all seriousness Taylor Swift because that would also be hilarious.
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>>714236700
> She's not smoking in the picture
I never said she was smoking in the picture.
I said she's a smoker and I contributed a rare nude.
Are you new here?
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Female teenage vrsion of myself.

( I think Heinlen has a story about it)
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>>714236401
I would, smokers are awful and boring. Its all they want to do.
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>>714236508
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>>714236586
Sorry if you do not have standards, but I do.
I just cant get past the smell. Not worth it.
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>>714236743
but i smoke a lot so i don't care, plus bad health? she's 65 and looking amazing nigger.
I can see why she might not be anyone's first pick, but a smoker, cmon, that's weak.
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>>714236939

I know your single digit ass ain't trying to argue with my dubs. In the context of your post, it seemed like you were providing the picture as evidence of her smoking habit, which I doubt she has. The Mistress of the Dark is better than that.
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Brooke shields. You know what i'm talking about.
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>>714230181
winner of a bare knuckle fight between her and Heather Thomas... and Markie Post in a 3way
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>>714237048
>Its all they want to do.
let me guess, you had a crush and some 420 bitch and are still salty about all the pussy you didn't get from her.
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>>714237103
There's an image of her floating around where you can see through her shear blouse. Her nips are off by quite a bit. She is cute, but no 10. No way.
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>>714235931
This is exactly why I watched Agent Carter with dick in hand
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>>714235154
I just changed my mind... to her.
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>>714237048

I would smoke a carton a day if it meant I got to lick her ashtray clean, if you catch my drift.
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>>714237155
CHEKT
N
REKT
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A fucking young Jane Fonda. I'd teach her all the secrets about young black dick... Been my crush since I was first able to pop a boner.
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>>714237329
sauce
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Bridget Fonda. Or...
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>>714232436
Didn't she die fucking a horse??
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>>714237155
>In the context of your post, it seemed like you were providing the picture as evidence
>In the context of your post, it seemed like
>it seemed like
>seemed

stop guessin' dubby
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cammy
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>>714237616

all dat greentext. all dat damage control.
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>>714235154
>399 KB
holy shit rock hard
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>>714237922
>>714237155
Back to back dubs. How does he do it?
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Because she gave me my first boner.
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>>714225584
Cat goddess.
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>>714237922
>dat
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>>714237368
Fuck you asshole
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>>714225584

OP, right down his gagging throat.
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>>714238062
>>714237616
>>714236939
Take your singles ass to another thread. It's over bro.
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>>714237593
Louise Brooks. Sigh.

Won't let me attach a photo for some reason.
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>>714237892
I always thought she'd be a lot of fun in bed.
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Save this pic and you will receive 200,000 on February first. Also there may be a file hidden inside if you know how to unzip images, the password is hidden in this thread, GL :)

This is my third time doing this btw.
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>>714237892

I fucked a whore in Moscow who looked *exactly* like Cameron Diaz. Shit was cash.
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>>714238011
Reported
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>>714238090
Someone's salty over the femnazi's severely uneven tits
>>
Mary, Jesus' mom, a month before the immaculate conception.
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>>714238257
200,000 NZD*
>>
Jennifer Anniston
>>
Never change, /b/.
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Sherri model circa the green bikini set. Or maybe Traci Lords in the early years.
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>>714238323
>>
>>714237295
29, last yearb 27 milfb boring as fuck. Literslly smoked a cig every 7 minutes.
>>
>>714227776

You are girl? Prime is 42 years old (true story)

You are faggot? Prime is 17. You are already done.
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>>714238123
"In case nobody saw, I counted dubs!" - anon
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>>714238420
Wat
>>
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her
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>>714238532
Who is that
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>>714238335
The immaculate conception applied to Mary's conception, not Jesus'. So you'd be fucking Mary's mom a month before Mary's dad did. Or whatever the hell an immaculate conception is.
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>>714234616
Came here just to make sure someone posted this.
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Emiily Bloom
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>>714238606
no idea. saved from some anon
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>>714238685
She a pr0n star
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>>714234523
>Ellen Page circa Trailer Park Boys season 2
Holy shit I had no idea that was her.
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>>714225584
2001 Emma Watson
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>>714227889
That's the truth
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>>714225584
>>>714238335
>Or whatever the hell an immaculate conception is.

Means to get pregnant without having sex.
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>>714235097
My first gf back in 06ish was basically chubby Avril. She was a whore, though and eventually became full on fat.
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>>714238627
Wait what? You wanna fuck Jesus' grandmother?
Holy Nana?
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>>714236190
/b/ these days
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>>714232227
this is a character from Witcher 3...
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>>714238838
>Means to get pregnant without having sex.
So God was basically teleporting Mary's dad's sperm into Mary's mom.
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>>714225584
Elizabeth Bathory
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>>714238803
What gave it away?
>>
Donald J. Trump

I want to experience the ginger hair of his butt,

I want to feel his tiny hands rubbing my yuge nuts,

I want to caress his daughter,

whilst he leads Muslims to the slaughter,

I want to lick his chest and fuck his mouth,

I am very racist I come from the south,

I want to cum on that dead rat living on his head,

I want to orgasm and lay with him in bed.
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>>714238685
Good GOD
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>>714228965
Fuck, someone beat me to it.
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>>714239195
Delet this
>>
>>714225584
Sarina Valentina
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Alizée when she hit sweet sixteen. Jesus, did I fancy her back in the day........
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Mr. Trump will you let me rekt you ass plz??? Cutie XOXOXO ;) so KAWAIIIIII
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