ITT that one fictional place you wish you could live in
>Bruma
>>714171513
>Palmont City
>>714172560
>not wanting the dank Orthanc pad
pleb tier
probably India, that's some crazy shit right there
>any place without niggers
>>714172659
I fucking wish India was imaginary
Indian people are the worst fucking customers
Who ville.
Neverwinter?
Truth be told, I'd be happy living in most cities in faerun.
Canada
Illium
Mass effect universe
Not fictional, and i do actually live there, feelsfuckinggoodman.
Steelport from Saints Row
shit would be incredible
The star wars galaxy.
my own fantasy world where I fly round in a spaceship and fuck Emma Watson in the anus
>>714171513
oblivion?
>>714172560
So... New Zealand?
>>714173357
where is that
Be a mass effect marine!
Nazi Germany
>>714173393
Would smell like shit 24/7. Cool city though would live
>>714173990
Koh Tao Thailand.
>>714174357
oh shit is that you Thailad?
>>714174408
What?
I'm a dive master, really easy to get a job instructing here if you're qualified.
>>714174562
I thought you were the Thai dude always posting in /brit/ threads on /int/. Still, I'd love to live in SE Asia. Where you from originally m8? And is it cheap to live there?
Probably the Dalaran sewers during the WotLK era. All the finest gladiators in the world in one place.
>>714171513
>the United States of America
>>714174646
Mages shit too
>>714174593
London.
SEA is the best, its pretty cheap yea, you can rent rooms for as little as £50/month.
The islands are more expensive than the mainland for sure but you could easily live off like £500-600/month.
Come hit up bigblue diving if you want your PADI. It's also great as you get a new group every few days and of course you get hot young backpacker girls and it makes it pretty easy to fuck them especially since you all go out and get drunk on their last day.
>>714174148
>filename
Why would you ever steal a game as great as this?
>>714174874
>Come hit up bigblue diving if you want your PADI. It's also great as you get a new group every few days and of course you get hot young backpacker girls and it makes it pretty easy to fuck them especially since you all go out and get drunk on their last day.
Sounds like paradise
>>714174937
Pretty much, just go SEA on your own, its scary but i did it and never looked back.
>>714175096
I'm planning on hitting up former French Indochina once I graduate college. Any tips?
>>714171513
>>714175165
Depends what you wanna do?
Laos is chill as fuck, dont expect to do much partying here as there is a national curfew for bars and alcohol sales at like 11. Amazing scenery (pic related)
Cambodia is like Thailand 20 years ago, poor and up and coming, go here for cheap parties (sihanoukville) and avoid Phnom Phenn.
Vietnam is awesome, really really cheap, has everything from jungles, deserts, beaches, activities and killer parties!
>>714175344
Mostly planning on buying a super cheap motorbike in Saigon and hitting up Nam and Laos. I've been told that you can blow up cows in Cambodia with RPGs, but I don't really see any other reasons to go.
Overall I just wanna see the sights and maybe find some hot chicks
>>714172560
that looks cold as shit, and imagine when you got the top apartment and gotta carry your groceries and shit up each time.
Fuck that.
>>714175455
Yea, you can get a bike for like $100-200 depending on quality of it.
Yea you can, its like $50 to shoot an RPG and i think around 50-100 for the cow, i wouldn't mind shooting guns next time i go but i don't want to kill things. Cambodia is cool though, Angkor watt is cool and the killing fields and s21 prison (pic related)
Yea man the biggest group of people you will meet is solo traveler girls from Western Europe and North America (more canadians in my experience)
>>714174401
http://www.hobbitontours.com/
bitch, you can move to new zealand and live there, right now.
>>714175579
Thanks for the info m8. I'll remember it
>you will never discover the countless mysterious of the post apocalyptic wasteland
>you will never have radiation poisoning
UK without shitskins that want to destroy us.
>Bruma
>That's where men are women
>>714175888
Nice meme
gormenghast because .... not a neck beard
This place
>>714171513
Was gonna call op a fag but dammit if Bruma wouldn't be fucking sweet. Cheydinhaal is probably my choice if we are talking games. Of course we could just say Tamriel.
>>714173357
I can't handle third world infrastructure long-term otherwise, it would be great.
>>714172603
Fuck yeah!
Oakvale from Fable or Carvahall from the Eragon novels, both comfy af
>>714171513
STALKER series version of Chernobyl and surrounding areas. Fuck I wish that shit were real. It would be like living in the Fallout universe except you could leg it back to civilization for a while when it all got too much.
Nobody here is smart enough to say Heaven?
Can't say you b-tards surprise me.
>>714173931
I dig it. keeping it simple
>>714173393
But why
>smell of burning flesh constantly in air from reliogus nut jobs burning people at the stake
>city is ran by criminals
>might get fucked up by a group of pissed off dwarves
>get pickpocketed by the endless amount of thieves
>homeless people fucking everywhere
>place is a dump in general.
Only thing it has going for it is the Passiflora.
Now Beauclair is a different story.
>>714171513
where is nigger waldo?
>>714172977
snowniggers inhabit greenland but is controll'd by white state
>>714172603
good ol times
>>714179462
>>714178012
>forced to be good for all eternity
it would be worse than hell
>>714179795
they are white, you need to find the black or other miscolored individuals
>>714172977
Greenland's not fictional. It's a very real and unique place. Read the story "Smilla's Sense of Snow", (the movie is good too but doesn't do Greenland justice)
>>714175858
fallout nv still the best fallout game
>>714179795
Why would you take a perfectly fine small filesized jpg and turn it into a niggery overbloated png? No fucking reason, stop using that shitty image format.
>>714175184
Ma nigga
El Nido
>>714180535
to make autists like you freak out
Math Mountain
>>714180535
pngs have their uses. It's the shitty software that saves as png as default that is to blame.
Your average user doesn't know or care about the difference, can't be fucked to change the filetype when saving, and don't really care about the size anyway because muh broadband.
Jack Vance's Oikumene. I'd love to recline on Alphanor with a pot ot tea and the latest copy of Cosmopolis, watching the moons set over the ocean with Alice Wroke at my side
>>714171513
>Bruma
Bruma, that's where men are women
>>714172977
>fictional
>Greenland
Autumn Plains
>>714181072
I believe it's a joke, champ.
>>714181072
Greenland is actually real. All the LOTR movies were filmed there.
>>714180869
This.
>>714180497
All in all NV and the Mojave would be a cool place to live. I can see myself settling in Goodsprings and traveling with a caravan to vegas every other month to gamble,drink,and fuck lose Gomorrah sluts.
>>714181230
MECC ftw
>>714172603
You sure about that?
This or my Ark base
>>714181690
muh nostalgia
>>714175538
>he doesn't utilize horse-driven carriages to move his goods from the market to his castle
How plebeian can one be?
>>714171513
Good shout, the houses were always so cozy.
>>714181139
my nigga
>>714180022
wow dude ur so cool
>>714171513
Draynor
in 2002-2003
fucking beautiful
>>714171513
>>714182071
You must be 18 to post on this website.
>>714180497
Best game overall*
In the good times
>>714183557
there were no good times
>>714173638
Ahhh fabled Corru-skant. Home of the mid air collision.
>>714171513
Heaven
>>714171513
German jewish extermination camp
>>714183748
self-hating jew?
>>714183831
German-American
>>714175184
Been waiting for this one.
>>714181067
Min neger!
Almost any city from the imagination of Syd Mead
The Kanals in City 17 the colombine and cp wont find me there
>>714183065
SAUCE? looks awesome
Id live in the town from smash mouths all star
>>714171513
Surprised no one said this yet
> Gotham city
>>714184209
i suppose loving ones self is possible
This mythological place.
Whiterun or Winterhold
>>714184500
or Riverwood
>>714184500
>skyrim
faggot
>>714184096
>colombine
>>714181067
Ã¥ fy faen hva het dette!!!???
>>714185192
>>714181067
nvm fant det ut
>>714181139
The Truth
>>714184595
le epic anor londo edgy fan service location
This takes me back
>>714174184
Berlin, from Wolfenstein
cpm22
>>714178012
Correct answer.
>>714181218
>New Zealand
not even close nigga
>>714187467
Oh my yes!
>>714184096
I used to hide in the sewers and act like a runaway who was hiding from the Combine. I would wonder about regular citizens who escaped into the urban wilderness that lay just beneath the city.
I miss being a kid.
all those delicious femsuras
>>714185704
YES
I remember I would just wander the village and... appreciate it. Go into every house, look around, act like I truly lived there. I would fucking love a cozy little village situated between a somewhat ominous beach and a forbidden jungle. The sense of adventure and mysticism always overlooking the quiet safety of home...
Anyways, that's enouh autism for one day.
All this thread has made me realize is that I want to live anywhere but here
>>714189292
Move to india faggot.
Can't believe nobody wants to go to the Discworld, I'll just have to go myself.
>>714178428
this guy knows what hes taljking about.
>>714171513
>Shambhala
Stros M'kai
Then I can be a nigger pirate.
>>714187467
Wtf is that balmora
here
>>714171513
Port town of Parm
kinda industrial, nice port to watch boats come in and out, seafood
there's a lot of nice towns in Grandia but that's my favorite
>>714189880
4chat autist edition
>>714187467
Literally
Naboo
anything other than bladerunnerville is wrong
not fictional btw
>>714178012
Heaven is a fuckboy place to be. No drugs alcohol and the only sex u get is from priests. Yeah okay.
My answer is easy. Racoon City baby.
Girls are easy and everything is free.
>>714188612
Wondered if I'd find a rat-lover in this thread..and there you are...
Montreal in human revolution
>>714171513
Windhelm.
>get drunk on Nord mead at Candlehearth Hall.
>go down to Grey Quarter and tell the Dunmer to fuck off.
>No lolly gagging.
>drop by temple of Talos and pay my respects.
>todaywasagoodday.wav
ideal fictional place
pastel during the day, neon during the night, actually clean city of miami but it's not as close to the equator so it's not so fucking hot, god damn I hate miami heat and humidity
>>714171513
OP's mom's ass
>>714190335
>priests molest cute little boys and then go to heaven
the thought made me laugh out loud. god is such a dick
>>714171513
The bladerunner world
>fictional
nigga I already been to busch gardens. best place on earth if you didn't have to pay so much
>>714190132
>random waterfalls clearly manmade
i'll pass
That town in mega man legends. South side's got the library and apartments, east side's got a tv studio and a dock, north side the bank and hospital, west side is abandoned and filled with pissed off dogs
>>714190359
It would be nice if you could constantly drive in a convertible
>>714171513
Fuck Bruma, Anvil's where it's at. Every sunset you get to chill at the docks with a pint of ale from the Flowing Bowl. Fuck yeah.
>>714188793
yeah!
as I played the game again on the ps3 I felt so at home
>>714172752
Worst customers? Why?
>>714171513
>>714171513
Land of ooo, from adventure time
>got into it cause I girl I liked loved the show
>cool little universe:monsters to fight, magical spells can be learned, everything is candy.
For a mate, I'd fuck Breakfast Princess
> it be like sticking my dick in warm French toast
>I'd let her ugly little sister join in too
>I'd be pounding away at her pussy as she cums maple syrup, while a waffle was licking my ass.
Dreamlife gentlemen, dream. Life.
>>714191082
They smell, never tip, and don't speak English
>>714190359
Stfu nigger I'm from Canada and we get 4 feet of snow in July.
>>714181690
>>714181764
Until you get raped by a bunch of cats horsecocked Draenei futas.
A pre-WWII Europe that contained an additional 6.5 million Jews.
> magical non-existent places
>>714178428
But you might find a succubus who will ride your dick 24/7 until you die from exhaustion.
heaven
>>714191536
Oh tell more, I'm not American. Would like to know about shitty behaviour.
>>714190342
i'm always around, lurking hoping for some femsuras to show up.
>>714172820
My fucking sides oh my god ahahahaha
>>714171513
I read this as Burma, got so confused for a second
>>714173357
I broke my leg climbing there. Beautiful tho.
>>714171513
Riften
>>714177152
>fictional place
>nazi germany
Autism seems quite common amonsgt nazis after the war. Hitler would have gassed you.
>>714175153
Comfy af
>>714177152
Edgy. Non-fiction. Retarded
>>714183557
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?
>>714190656
damn, you took mine
You get a cookie if you can guess the game.
>>714190359
then move out. we dont want you here
>>714194231
planetside 2
gimme that snickerdoodle faggot
>>714188707
this. ds9 was so cozy
>>714184500
>not Markarth or Falkreath
>>714174103
Why is the Imperial City in Morrowind?
>>714190862
FITE ME IRL FAM BRUMA WHERE IT AT BRUV I SWER ON MI MUM
SMEK U IN DA GOB
NIGGER
Best Elder Scrolls capital is best.
>>714194933
Fuck you, faggot
>>714192885
this
>>714172752
Worst customers?
Worst people, fucking rats need to be purged
>>714194299
you get a macadamia nut for using google image search
>>714193046
Fuck yeah, my nigga
>>714194966
I don't remember the open roofs. Did I just not look up the whole time?
>>714195372
There are mods to open the top leven of the cantons
>>714189906
my nigga
>>714194966
Vivec was a beast. Realizing nirn was just a dream. He was basically Neo from the Matrix.
>>714194231
>guess the name
Earths asshole. Main tourist attraction? Feeding the faggots below by throwing loafs of bread off the bridge.
this, so much comfy, just make sure the roads aren't closed by the snow
>>714171513
>>714193592
>>714193709
Fatty fish
>>714195209
Nigga I haven't even played Planetside 2 and I knew it was from it as well, it wasn't exactly obscure
Belgium
>>714171513
>>714190862
This.
>>714195662
>Varrock
>Not Draynor or Catherby
Varrock does admittedly beat Lummy and Fally by a long shot.
>>714173272
I love you m8.
>>714174710
I feel you fampai.
Bonetown!
>>714174505
That game ruled, but that place would fucking suck. I'd rather live in the country in San Andreas than that shit hole. And to be honest I thought that was a fucking toy car road mat. Member those things?
>>714193170
Indians are classist.
And the ones that can move to the US come from the highest classes.
They think that if they're paying you to do something, you're the scum of the earth.
Indians always pester nonstop for discounts, this is a store, not a flea market.
Indians are the most disrespectful people on the planet.
They're unbelievably cheap, if you ever set foot in an Indians house you'll see they do not use electricity, period.
They're also always cooking come god awful food, their entire house reeks of it, anything brought into the house will never lose that smell.
They also buy high end electronics then return it a week later, over and over and over and over and over and over and over, and the stores have to throw the product away because it reeks of curry.
Honestly, Niggers are better than Indians. Indians grew up in a world where it's okay to spit on people "below" you and where shitting in the street and wiping with your hand is the norm.
Where there are less toilets than smart phones.
Indians literally come from a place where there are fewer than 1 toilet for 100 people. Meanwhile in the US there are upwards of 5 toilets per person.
Trickjumping is life
>>714193958
>>714181072
>>714180280
>people still believe this in 2016
>>714196582
Leavy
>>714190957
The most infuriating game to 6 year old me.
Everyday I would choose my AC village. I am mayor. And I would definitely fuck Fuscia.
>>714194756
That's not fiction you dumb neo-nazi fuck. Gas yourself.
>>714193170
Dude... the most I have ever heard bad about American's abroad is that were loud and weirdly, and overly polite, or the exact opposite, with the frat fuckers and sluts who can afford to travel on daddy's dime. The rest of us are too poor to travel. Hell, the most you have ever heard about us Americans is either second hand, or by what you watch on tv, most likely.
Not everyone everywhere is shit, only a smaller majority. Most people are half decent to strangers. Get out more faggot.
>>714183065
The capital world of the fanatic individualist/militarist civilization I built in stellaris
>>714175344
Father in law is from Laos/Thailand. (Asian grandma is Lao, Asian grandpa is Thai)
Yea, they get into some wild shit there.
>be 6 years old
>little Asian guy
>just went to get firewood for the farm with my uncle
>walking back to the farm
>just before dark
>big ass snake crosses our path
>slithers into hollow log
>tell uncle about it
>uncle jumps on top of hollow log
>sitting with his hands over one end, kicking the other end
>snake slithers out by his hands
>grabs snake fast as fuck
>starts stretching snake out, breaking its bones
>starts swinging snake above his head
>dis gon b gud.gif
>snake whirring fast as fuck over his head
>suddenly cracks snake like a whip
>mfw the head flies off with one swift crack of the snake
>mom made snake soup that night
He's told me many stories about his homeland. That one is probably the most Asian thing I've ever heard.
you guys are fucking faggots if you don't want to live here
>>714196582
tf2 surf servers are the best
Lowas for fucks sake it would be so damn peaceful I could actually think
>>714197009
My cousins had one of these! I was so jelly.
>>714171513
Installation 04 or Liberty City, can't decide tbh
>>714177665
^this
being able to participate in a chicken-kicking competition is the shit.
>>714197150
>no food
>no water
>no shelter
>no atmosphere
>only the inescapable void of nothingness surrounding you.
Check your autismo, poor fag.
>>714190258
Seems like you didn't understand the topic.
>>714197443
you don't even know what trick jumping is do you, scrub?
>>714197549
still cool as fuck
>>714197150
Damn i've never seen those. Allways played in the twc servers loved handbreaker 4. can't find a pic but it's with all the ice where you have to curve to the right for like 4 steps and then curve left into a tunnel with ice. You know that huge as fuck map with the gicantic round platforms.
>>714173638
Same. But courscant specifically.
your girlfriends vagina
Henesys or Ellinia from Maplestory.
Zangarmarsh in WoW.
Anor londo, in its prime of course.
>>714186048
Any kind of awesome spaceship. Or that Darma pad in the LOST series.
As far as alternate dimensions and realities go? Maybe that town from the movie Labyrinth (anything similar really, like the Skyrim and WoW villages). And maybe a post apocalyptic future city like future Japan in Ghost in the Shell. But I have to admit, Flinn's pad did look coooooooooooooooooomfy.
>>714184500
>/
>>714184570
>>714184585
all faggots
obviously Riften is the best city
>>714197697
>>714197150
Oh i just now saw you were talking about tf2. Fuck that mate wolfenstein enemy territory is where it's at. It's also where trickjumping originated from
>>714190656
my nigga
>>714194757
The altitude and north are freezing cold. If you didn't mind then you would pick Winterhold. Who wouldn't want Atronachs roaming their town? Dremora Lords fighting your battles? Dude, WIZARDS.
>>714198195
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO GO THERE
>>714175579
>50-100 for the cow
keep swallowing cum and lrn2stfu, faggot
>>714183602
libcuck detected
>>714198564
You're a fucking retard if you wouldn't spend 100$ to blow a cow up with an RPG.
>>714198553
Perpetual mindfuck and it seems pretty quiet/laid back
>>714197999
sorry for scrubbing you. Yeah, wolfenstein is great
There's some science to do
>>714198814
What game is that?
>>714197273
pre or post great wind?
>Not wanting to die for the emperor
Nocturne cause vulcan is my spirit animal
>>714199087
kerbal space program
>>714199087
Kerbal Space Program. And it is not a game, it is an addictive drug.
Miami
>>714195589
You know he didn't do that yes? Him and a few others simply used Kagrenacs tools or whatever, and that Lorkhans heart dealio to get basically superpowers.
They were toying with what got the Dwarves all blinked out of existance, but not to the point of catastrophe.
In fact, because of Dagoth Ur taking over the Mountain, and blocking access to the Heart, their godly powers are going away over time and they become weaker.
Vivic isn't the god that's preached.
>>714173931
you gonna get raped by pidgeys everytime you step outside
>>714199733
oh...
>>714200224
mirror's edge?
>>714171513
heaven
>inb4 another anon says heaven
>>714200315
Yeah
>>714189906
>>714187467
Muh niggas
>>714174103
that one faggot going fighter mage in heavy armor.
>>714200096
don't kid yourself
they're violent sandniggers just like turks and arabs
>>714198975
Riften is for faggots tbh.
>>714190069
Mine was Flets from Legend of the Dragoon, similar layout though.
>>714182847
Would be rad
>>714196782
kys madfag
>>714172723
That would be Poland.
Delfino Island (pre muck)
>>714201091
I tried to be funny with it being fictional...
>>714201491
Patrician taste
>>714201375
>implying polacks aren't niggers
>>714173875
nobody wants to live with those sheep fuckers. Just one step away from being arab goat fuckers.