Being drunk is great. Girlfriend dumped me. drank a bottle of

>>714156642
You'll feel even better in the morning anon. Keep drinking.

>>714156642
No, its not cool. Don’t give this person props for doing something so abnormal, wrong, unethical, sick, its a very poor example to our little ones in our world. Or, the young kids who are looking at this website. If a young person is reading this right now, you can call 1-800-DON’T-CUT. Referrals. http://www.selfinjury.com

hey kid, nice youre trying alcohol for the first time

maybe when youve downed a couple bottles of the hard stuff we can talk

wwhat are you doing for fuin right now?

>>714156720
How do you dial an apostrophe though?

>>714156707
All out. I dont keep an entire store in my minifridge

>>714156764I already feel so zen with half a bottle

What I find to feel really good when I'm drunk is massaging my temples with the barrel of a loaded gun. You should try it OP.

>>714156824
Being a sad dude, replying to you after spacing out
forgetting captcha every time

>>714156997
No gun, sorry bro

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>>714156642
Start drinking lots of water,eat greasy food and prepare to black out and a hangover

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>>714156642
That isnt very nice

>>714157190
Im like 20, I dont have money for food. have 1$ in bank at the moment

>>714156997

I do something similar when I drink, but I stand on the railing of my balcony and gripping the bottom of the balcony of the floor above me, I lean as far forward as I can, almost 45 degrees. And just stand there for as long as I can letting the winds massage my drunk face

>>714156642
I read rum as cum and chuckled.

Thanks op

>>714156642
I love me some whiskey. Sunday funday.

>>714156642
what was the size of the bottle?

>>714157190
is gatorade cool, bought like 108 of them like 2 weeks ago.
Got arctic blitz right now
>>714157450
This is nice, my stars are a straight line though, so I'd have to put my head through a wall.

>>714157603
750 ml, i am 20 and not a partyboy

>>714157574
already did. drank that but slowly.
rum is only 5 propf away.

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>tfw want to get drunk but only weed

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>>714156642
Fellow drinking the pain away anon I salute you.
I got written up at work today for something bullshit and my disability is like fire pain wise.
I am gonna drink me a flask of vodka and smoke a bunch of pot until I feel too good to care about anything negative.

I am listening to this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDzG-T76kCs

>>714156831
Hold all the keys at once

>>714157884
I love weed, but why not both?

>>714157884
Id shar but I drank it all.>>714157988
>>714157988
Thank y7ou dude. My awkward self is so relieved you are pretty cool is great

>>714156882
Good, I was being sarcastic. Do yourself a favor and listen to my words of alcoholic wisdom young man.

Go right ahead and get yourself a bucket, a towel, a bottle of water, and some alkaseltzer for the morning. Dont trust your farts, they will probably be liquid.

If you lay down, get tired, close your eyes and cant stop the spinning... make yourself puke, diddle your hang down thing in the back of your throat until you do. Trust me, puking it now is better than trying to process it for the next day. You are going to feel like shit for a couple of days.

You want to know whats its like to be an alcoholic? Heres the condensed version. I gained 100lbs. My guts hurt all the time. My family treats me with kid gloves, I dont think they take me seriously anymore. I cant tell, I'm paranoid bec. I have wet brain. You will get stupid, you will do stupid things. You will embarrass yourself infront of friends and family. You will say things you regret. You will give yourself a pancreatitis and cant hold down anything for a couple days, much less booze, which will force you into withdrawal, which will make you want to kill yourself. On top of the shakes, the cold sweats, the mini seizures, the puking lava and shitting fire, the stink of your own fermented sweat, the hearing people call your name who arent there, the seeing bugs and rats crawl across the floor, you wont be able to sleep, your dreams will be so fucked you wont be sure if you are awake when you do wake up, and you will be depressed. So depressed. You will feel so alone for that withdrawal period.

Just saying bro, everybody told me growing up that alcoholism ran in the family, its expensive, its bad for you. Nobody ever told me that quitting it can kill you too. Be safe anon op.

>>714157443
Being 20 is no excuse for being broke. I bought my house at 20 and still can afford most of what I want and everything I need

>>714156707

Yeah, keep drinking!

>>714157750
Noice. Dont forget to drink some water before you go to sleep. Coconut water before you crash out then waking up to coconut water and multivitamins is the best. Ex Navy fag here who did this routine for like 4+ years.

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>>714158045
I'd rather have a bottle of good rum and a gram of snow than an ounce dank right now. This is basically what I want to be doing. Colombian

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>>714158080
Misery loves company.
You want sweet drinking jams? I got sweet drinking jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlbtpfYgDdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrJr0lA4m3Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQhJczy6Ais

>>714156720

Yeah! Don't knot either! :D

>>714158308
good for you. I envy your sucess.>>714158119
can you keep this up untill I wake up at like noon>>714158417
thank you dude,this shjit is great

>>714158390
Fair enough, I am not a snowman myself.
But to each their own.
I prefer weed because it has the most minimal of side effects.
Don't get me wrong I FUCKING LOVE ecstasy, but I quit it a decade ago because it is too good and it has serious repercussions.

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>>714157884

thnks for tslking to me, males thre love of my life leaving mer less sad.

>>714158484
Dont know if sarcastic or not. But enjoy your drunk kid. If this is your first time being drunk enjoy it. But remember my puke advice. If you start feeling that spinning queezy, just go ahead and make yourself throw up. Also, its not a myth, drink in the morning to lessen that hangover. If you have to work, pop a few alka seltzers in a gatorade or something. Be careful if you notice yourself needing a drink to enjoy something like a movie etc. Go ahead and get yourself a bucket, towel, and large thing of water. You'll need it for wetting the towel, wiping down your face, washing out your mouth, and drinking.

>>714158119

> rant?

>>714158484
Maybe not that long, but I will share my bookmarked jams with you.
I got at least 20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjRQvbPh9tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meBNMk7xKL4
The next two are a bit sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeu9Z5p6FQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuHdkSj5nGc

>>714158986
I totally agree with this, If you feel sick go and be sick.

>>714156642
>Tfw feels thread had reached bump limit

>>714156764
>a couple bottles of the hard stuff

2 bottles of spirits means your stomach gets pumped, your liver shuts down anyway and you die.

John Bonham tried that shit mate, and he was a drinking machine.

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>>714159225
>>714159225
Join a good feels thread and listen to jams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKU3eMMWwTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CpSSG5ixps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDLQdu7gpbo

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>>714156642
greentext breakup?

>>714159317
woah shit>>714159378
dude you are cool too

>>714159478
i am neet, she no like, I need to get better or she won get back with me. I love her so mucgh

>>714157612
Drink alot of Gatorade if you got it. 1 or 2 wont help, i know from experience

>>714156642
Rum hangovers are the worst.

Have fun while you can.

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>>714159574
Thanks man, have some more music to ease the wounded soul.
I find music makes me feel so good when I drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyXZbks1f2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEUiv-LxLsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gly1XleRWE

>>714159885
ok due tyvm

>>714159885
Vodka hangovers are easy imo, maybe it is because vodka is so clean.
Vodka is my favorite because it taste just like sweet alcoholic water,

>>714158986
Yeah, this.

>>714160195
my friend bought me rum
>>714158986
im drunk enough to knowe not to do bad stuff, and my friend is taking me out to soer myself. hew is the best

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>>714160064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMGQegj2iO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7EKuq5yuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU6NHDJAuno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZS-B1Afc1c

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>>714156642

you're never going to be happy without her. and you know, you -know- she's already fucking someone else.

just kill yourself anon. then the pain will stop. drink more, then kill yourself.

>>714159317
no way>>714160580
>714160580
nah, she is awkward lady. wouldnt cheat on me

>>714160443
Honestly sleep is the best cure for being too
drunk.
If not a walk and some coffee is a good idea.

>>714160629

not cheating, she's single now

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>>714160580
This guy.

>>714160629
>wouldnt cheat on me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OP 60% of women cheat. And a good portion of the other 40% also do but just don't admit it in the surveys.

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>>714160807
Ignore this guy OP, he just wants to drag you down.

>>714156642
Having a gf is so dumb and gay lmao

>>7141606i would g3t mugged in my hood>>714160580
this guy sucks>>714160807
nah i know hewr she is not the tye to cheat or be a slut. she is a true womaN. i LOVE HER.>>714161195
I KNOW>>714161529
nah. she was so legit and cool. it was lijke havegi a gf but she was a dude