whats on /b/ christmas list?

>>714149382
>>714150326

>>714149382
Just those 3 ;^(

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>>714149382
>a copy each of The Goon Vol. 13-15
>Some new boxing boots (bought these myself)
>A Pepe doll (bought this myself)
>The rest of Godzilla: Rampage across time
>a qt3.14 gf that either likes hiking, working out, urban exploration, vidya, comics, or a combination of these. Preferably physically resembling pic related
>To get the FUCK out of this town
>To get my fucking adviser to answer his e-mail
>That nice freelance journalism job
>To see my two best pals, because tbqfh they're the only two who ever message me "hey dude, it's been a while, how ya been?" and I never see them
Aside from the shit I said I bought, any one of those things would be about all I really need

>>714149382
Since I forgot to ask in my post, what's on YOUR list, OP?

>>714152255
idk thats partly why i started this thread.

>snowshoes

>>714152600
You big into snowshoeing, then?
Where do you live that you can actually get some use out of them>

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>>714152600
oh, and the new MAGA hat

>What's on your Christmas list.
A job so I don't have to depend on people.
Boat shoes.
Pepe hat.
Gucci belt.

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>>714149382
1.Lindor Chocolate Tuffles
2.Hard cover copy of Beautiful Darkness by Fabien Vehlmann
3.Adventure Time Thumb Drives
4.A red Make America Great Again hat
5.Peace on earth

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>>714152700
no thats why i want them.
I live in oregon

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i just want to start over

southern comfort and a gun

>>714152986
>wants MAGA hat
>lives in Oregon, aka Hippyapolis
I wish you well, OP

>>714149382
>A pair of kickass jeans
>converse shoes (leather yo)
>a toolkit for various shut
>an american fighter jacket (buying myself)

And yeah, thats it. Going to move in with qtgf after new years

>>714153299
unfortunately i live in a solid red county. I would love to walk around portland and eugene in my MAGA hat.

>>714152985
>4.A red Make America Great Again hat
I wish I was rich so I could buy you one

>>714153634
thanks bro.

its the thought that counts

>>714152851
>A job so I don't have to depend on people.
Glad to see some people have ambition still. Good luck Anon!

>>714153634
tbh, I couldn't live in a blue county there. I work with people in the blue areas of Oregon, they're not retards or anything, but holy shit are some batshit crazy. I heard at one of our sites up there they wanted to cut down 3 trees that weren't healthy and it took 6+ months to get through the paperwork and relocate one nest of birds.

Hardest thing on my list is an NES classic. Good luck to anyone who can find one of those.

>>714149382
Since I've been broke as fuck the past 2 years my Christmas list has turned into shit I actually could really use, but don't need. Hence why I haven't bought them myself.

>Wool Socks (fuck cold winters)
> A jacket without any holes
> New Shaving kit
> Queen sized bed sheets
> Money
> Food
> Help

A cure for CJD

>>714149382
a job

>HTC Vive
>The Last Guardian
>Socks
>Undershirts
>New dumbbell set
>Anal lube
>mono release of Please Please Me by The Beatles

>>714154592
been eating too many dead bodies?

>>714149382
Nothing

I want a hurdy gurdy. Nothing else.

Just a bag of weed.

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>>714149382

a dd214

>>714149382
Super shrek slammers
Shrek 1
Shrek 2
Pokemon sun or moon

>>714156596
The artistic composition of this image is actually really interesting. Cool structure going on here

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>>714149382

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>>714149382

a new mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84xnYnysiOs

>>714149382
Another peice of paper.

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a real furry boy to fuck.

>>714155848
No, my grandfather was diagnosed earlier this year. This is gonna be the last christmas I spend with him.

>>714149382
A 4chan pass.

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>>714157659
Have you thought about opening up your heart and asshole to him for a final farewell?

A White, QT grillfriend.

Friends.

>>714157786
Heart? Yes. Asshole? No. I'm be hopping states to spend this last christmas with him.

>>714156061

Everyone wants something. Not even a bag of Doritos or a pack of Cigs?

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A bottle of Jack Daniels from me Mum

Maybe a book from me Dad

Probably some weed from Santa (myself)

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>>714149382
Ricky 4003, daddy needs his twangy bass.

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>>714158526
cat copter

>>714152037
Would appear to me that you are a complete faggot loser. Maybe Santa can bring you some cyanide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U1pAknR_FA

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Clothes.
I can't be bothered to ask for anything else.
I love the comfy vibe.

I just want people to be happy this time of year.

>>714149382
a hug

>>714149382
I just want to be happy

a skinny gf.

>>714156656
Ay my man. I got like 5 tubes of pogs, one of which is slammers. Send me your address and I will gift them to you. Feeling generous.

>>714149382
To pass away in my sleep.

>>714159068
merry Christmas to you too, anon!

stopped doing christmas like 2 years ago. its awesome.

we still do family hangs, but dont do the decorationg/presents thing.

we go and play beach cricket, go fishing, have a bbq, get drunk in the sun and listen to music while we cook in the sun. shits good.

im getting myself a new bed during the boxing day sales though. 70% a 8k matress thats as comfy as sky bisons goochfluff.

>>714156656
Ay my man. I got like 5 tubes of pogs, one of which is slammers. Send me your address and I will gift them to you. Feeling generous. Fag

>>714149382
>714149382
Not much tbh, I want an elgato VHS to digital recorder, I want to preserve some old home movies and a nice hat for the winter.

>>714149382
to lose 20 kg ;-;

>>714153088
This

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>>714149382
Patriots swag and an espresso machine
>For her: an engagement ring

>>714159126
Where do you live, anon? I'll come give you a hug
Or, if you live too far away, I could hug some wet concrete, then fill the imprint with ballistics gel and send the mold to you

1 handel of Jameson whisky
1 pair Klipisch S6 headphones
1 Taser Pulse
1 Gas mask

Also, my new years resolution is to participate in a hate crime in the name of Trump's America.

>>714149382
A girlfriend...
But that would require me to try and be more personable, so i guess nothing.
Does any other atheist out there find it weird to celebrate Christmas?

>>714149382
An IWI mini Uzi 6mm

>>714160311
As an athiest, I don't think Christmas is about Jesus even for the christians.

A lot of my family are Christians and we don't do any bible shit when I go over for xmas, we just eat and talk, maybe the younger kids play outside etc.

Christmas has never been about Jesus for me, it's always more about spending time with family

>>714160311
Not really. It's just a big, fun, festive party for me. Drink, eat hella food, wear goofy red and green outfits with bells, listen to music, watch lame-ass movies from thirty years ago with the family, flirt with my cousins, and watch/read wintery movies/comics

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i did it