Ask a pedo/ advice thread. >inb4 kys scum, etc.

>>714133724
bump

Best way to fuck my neighbor without getting caught?

Why do you sexually target our young and helpless children?

>>714133724
kys scum.

>>714133724
where do you get it?

Kys scum bag

>>714134322
lol, /thread

>>714134124
I don't sexually target them, sometimes they can't even tell i'm "different". Most of the times i just appreciate their company.

>>714134073
what age?

>>714133724
Boy, idk how that guy with the white pedobear picture manages to get a nice thread going...

>>714134853

14-16, also kys scum.

>>714135084
I don't get it either

>>714135144
Checked and I think she is younger not sure I haven't seen her lolll I hardly go outside

>>714133724
nobody wants advice from you except other degenerate scum, fucking die in a housefire you worthless rat

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>>714135508
underage b&, my favorite kind of bait.

>>714135508

I was asking for myself :p

>>714135656
Not giving advice. I wan't advice on dealing with it. Also having a nice chat about the topic.

>>714135856
the best advice i can give you is control your urges or kill yourself, before somebody else does it for you

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When I get rid of her body, will the dog eat it?
Do I have to cut it up in little pieces?

>>714135754
if you are serious, age of consent means nothing if said person will not go over telling everyone how nice of a fuck they got the other day...

>>714135856
what is it exactly that you want help dealing with?

>>714136240
>>714134322
I mean right being attracted to kids is soooo fucking funny, almost like being gay.

>>714136223
Not getting hard when close to a really nice kid. Not wanting a hold a cute kid i've know for like 30 minutes. Not looking feeling like a fucking creep when a clingy kid get nears you. Just your daily pedo struggle.

>>714136722
to*

>>714133724
When did you find out that you are a pedophile? At what age?
You really don't feel any attraction to adult women or teenagers?

>>714133724
Are you registered?

>>714136437
>>714136831
Just imagine that a really hot girl keeps hugging you and following you, sitting on your lap, and you can't fuck her. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But yeah it is funny.

>>714133724
ho to hell pedophile

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>>714137290
Next stop: Hell.

>>714137248
On what? Watchlists?

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>>714137280
We've all been there (or with something else like that at one point or another) in our lives, nothing for it but to make jokes and laugh about it.

>>714137452
yeah

>>714137071
Found out when i was 13-14 and still looked at the 9-12 yo's, and them i got older and older and it didn't go away.

>>714136722
lol theres no advice against being attracted to what youre attracted to, you know this im sure. just dont let people make you believe theres something wrong with you man. society's so fked but i think itll fix itself in time. itll take alot tho

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>>714133724
What keywords do I search on torrent to find the treasure?

>>714137071
I feel mild attraction to women, normally to teens/twinks and strong attraction to boys and girls aged 4-13.

>>714133724
Have you considered coming out as a pedo to the entire world outside of 4chan? Imagine how liberating it would be.

>>714138135
Catholic family, so hell(pun intended) nah.

>>714138022
NSA, honeypot, FBI, cheezepizza...

>>714138269
>insert caltholic pedo joke here

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>>714133724
what's a good way to get used little girls' panties if I don't know anyone who has kids?

>>714138693
Not OP here but another pedo. Go to stores where they sell used stuff (like those charity stores) and buy LG panties.

>>714138019
I'm quite chill with my preferences it just hurts that i don't spend much time with the ones i like very much. I feel quite high around them so i get some kind of abstinence when i don't see them often.

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>>714138641
The what now?

>>714133724
Get involved in politics and government. They're apparently all over that shit.

>>714133724
Did you know, in the 70ts, the German government used to give difficult orphans to registered pedophiles because they were willing to keep good care of them?

>>714139036
Just saying that if you torrent that, you can as well expect some knocks at 6 AM on your door.

>>714138983
I thought they usually don't sell used underwear at places like that
cause health reasons, or something
at least, I don't usually see any
or am I wrong?

>>714139218
huh, smart

>ITT ppl pretending to be pedo experts while bumping the thread for pics

>>714139213
Prostitutes are no fun. I like those boys that are discovering their bodies...you just have to move your hands downward and it's a party in everyone's pants

>>714139362
I never bought any of them, but I took a look once and there were many. It might depend on the store so be sure to check many. I wanted to be sure that they did not wash them before selling them but without raising suspicions, so i asked if they wash the clothes before selling them ''as I'm effraid of bedbugs''. they told me they don't.

>>714139584
Barelly legal does that for me. Browsing the dank web seems to make you into a hoarder of questionable content. Not doing it.

>>714139435
How much would you cringe if I told you that this were actually true?

>>714139748
any ideas on how to actually buy them without looking like a wierdo?
I guess I could buy lots of stuff at the same time, but man that seems like a waste.
Also, doesn't it look odd to be a guy browsing the girls section?

>>714140120
Send me some orphans so i can start my own harem.

>>714140120
not at all
seems like a good idea to cure 2 social issues at the same time

>>714133724

I feel you mah nigga.

t. hebe

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>>714139313
>cheesepizza
Well duh, the delivery guy, you fucking genius

>>714140401
what they thought, I guess

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lampen

>>714140480
Hebe? I think they can keep a secret at that age anon.

>>714140486
he's got a point

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>>714140245
Man, if you buy 15 LG panties + 1 spoon, you might look suspicious a bit. I suggest you buy panties + a few other LG clothes at the same time so you'll look like a dad buying clothes for his daughter. No need to buy ''lot of stuff''.

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>>714133724

>>714137280
I like to call it the cuck curse. I also have a chastity cage to pretend I enjoy it. It's not working, and now I like to beg on omegle in the roleplay section.

>>714140819
hmmmh, well maybe for all clothes I don't end up buying with, I can use as fabric material for making clothes for my dolls....

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>>714140789
Not sure if want

>>714140636

>Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead
t. Penchamen Vranglin xDDDDD

But in all seriousness though, girls at all ages are talkative as fuck tbqh s e n p a i.

And I'm more virginal than olive oil, so yeah ;-;

How do I finger a /young/ girl at the bus stop this morning?

>>714141271
become an anime character

>>714140819
btw here's a fun situtation
so I've seen for months now on my local Craglist some lady is selling her daughter's old undewear (in a totally innocent way)

but the last time I inquired she said she wouldn't sell to dudes cause of pedo risk

think thats a dead end? or any ideas on where or who I could hire a physical proxy to go make the exchange? not even sure there's such a thing

fuck they're really nice ones too

>>714141170
Are you attracted to adults?

>>714141121
yeah, why not.

Anyway, these stores sell used stuff, so it's not like if it was expansive anyway. Buy 2 LG t-shirts and that's enough. Remember that people who work there mostly don't give a fuck about what you buy and they have better things to do than thinking you want to buy panties for sexual gratification.

>>714141148
Guess now i know why italians have silly mustaches.

>>714138999
this

>>714141484
Why do you want these specific panties while it's so much easier to do what i said earlier? Is it that you saw what the LG looks like?

>>714141490
Oh yeah, I like everything from girls breaking puberty (~11 or so) to MILFs (40's or so). As long as they're attractive, loving and loyal.

>>714140401
yes. to some extent anyway

>>714141670
And the sweet voices stay on our heads, remembering we wont hear them again for quite a while.

no mods here

http://ichan.net/s/

>>714142004
Then you are a normal functioning male. Best choice is to lose your virginity with an escort(is not that big of a deal) or fuck a girl of age.

>>714141938
cause they're super nice Gymboree and GapKids panties
and the last time i looked at a thrift store...; it was hanes and no-name brands

>>714142142
looks like a bunch of met-art models
quit yanking my chain

A japanese bear. Stront aan de knikker.

>>714142075
eh, I like the quiet ones