Share your secrets! I'm a nigger.

I secretly want my ex gf to have a Facebook exposed collage ... But I'm too scared to do it

>>714090736
you're the one who has to do it.

>>714090948
I know haha hence why I'm scared .. She's been doxed once already

>>714090647
I deleted my ex's nudes off a non smartphone, and regret it daily. One of her boobs, one of her riding me in a skirt while twisting her nipple, one of her on her knees with her tongue and tits out.

So sad. Any way to get them back?

>>i write a lost of bullshit posts on /b.
>>all fiction to help my fellow anons get off,
>>present it all as real

I have a GF and she is my best friend. we both watch porn and we are really cool about it. I used to like this girl back in high school and now I dont like her like that obviously but I love to go online and look at her pictures cause she likes to post a lot of bikini pics. Idk i just really like to see her in really sexy outfits. I actually tried to get her nudes online on anonymous websites recently. of course I love my girl. But idk if what Im doing is ok or not.

I like to smear a little bit of cum on birthday gifts i give to friends.

>>714090647

I want to ask this girl out but I'm fearful of the answer. Also, any potential relationship would be a burden as it is reasonably long distance.

I have broadcasted several times on chaturbate doing a slave show. Edging, cbt, anal, denial, spit... I also have been banned several times.

>>714091023
At least share a photo please?

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>>714091820

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>be 15 looking at porn
>major boner achieved
>no one home fuck yes!
>talking dirty and fapping
>oh fuck YESS
>mom kicks open door
>she is wearing Doc Martens
>jump out of chair
>do three backlips
>cum in mid air!
>stick the landing
>cum lands on face
>bow deeply
>mom moonwalks out of room
>falls down steps
>has life insurance
>PROFIT!

I posted this the other day, it is copy pasta, but it MY copy pasta. It seemed to open up a lot of conversation, so I'm posting it again.

I can't say no to pussy, in fact I spend that majority of my time thinking about how to get it. The problem is I'm a family man. I constantly conspire to entice my wifes friends into a liaison, or the moms of my sons friends. I secretly video my in-laws when they come over, and have slept with a few. Not only that but I'm always trying to get my wife to sink to my level and be as slutty as she can be. I encourage her dress slutty when we go out, and often try to get her drunk so she'll be more inclined to do whatever I fancy. I've gone so far as to drug her a time or two, and have nearly gone through with convincing a guy on craigslist to come over and double up on her, without her knowledge or consent. On my side of the family, I've slept with several blood cousins, and desperately want to sleep with my half sister. Sex rules my mind and my life. I've cheated, coerced, blackmailed, and many other terrible things so that I can experience the perversions I enjoy, and there really isn't much I consider taboo.

>>714091967
We must have her nudes.

>>714092094
Kik
Joebummer46 to see

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>be me 12 dutchfag
>have been masturbating since i was 10
>sperm never shot out
>be randomly fapping to some stuff
>my nut feels different
>feel down my pants and it is wet
>i am disgusted so i puke
>mom suddenly comes home
>sees me with my pants down with a cum stain puking
>decided to live with my dad for two months

>>714092078
I understand how you feel. But the cousins of mine were sober. I've gotten head from my gfs drunk cousing. She is in her teens.

Im a hebe/ephebo. Teens are infinitely hotter than old used up pussy with flabby bodies.

I stole a small chocolate bar when I was 5

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I start "We all have secrets" thread every day to read insteresting stories and then pretend that happened to me irl with other people because I´m a boring person.

>>714092276
On here please?

>>714092534
I'm afraid you can search her

>>714092628
No interest in searching her. I just want to see her nude.

>>714092743
Someone else might haha

>>714092415
The first time I slept with a direct relative, one of my cousins, we were both kind of drunk. But the times I've messed around with the others, or on my wifes side of the family, have usually been sober. Or they started out with alcohol as the crutch to loosen inhibitions, but later were done sober once it started.
One of my wife's aunts confronted me at a wedding and, in front of her sisters (my wifes other aunts), basically challenged me to fuck her better than her husband.

>>714091160
If android and you haven't had a lot of activity look for software called android recovery. Requires USB cable, pc and time to scan. Might get lucky. If so post here.

>>714090736
>>714090948
>>714091023
>>714091160
>>714091462
>>714091543
Dear Rip-off Merchant,
I am very about the
They are goldfish!!!!!! Why would I pay $50 for
a goldfish!!!!! You must think I am a COMPLETE IDIOT.
Wait until I get you to court, then you will stop laughing and
you will lose so much money that your lousy pet shop will go bust.
If I don't get my money back TOMORROW I will demonstrate
outside your store with my friends from the fish lover's society.
You won't get many customers then, will you???

>>714092831
yes but you have a fantasy about her having a facebook exposed thing why not just go for it? If it happens it happens. Likely you'll just make some dudes days with her nudes.

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>>714093168
Fine let's see what happens

>>714093233
Thank you! You just made this dirty old man's day!

>>714092415

what could possibly go wrong?

>BTW, your sister/gf's cousin is also your cousin.

>>714092511
Great!

>>714093331
Good

>>714093479
more please.

>>714090647
Im actually cheating on my wife now; after 8 years of saying Im cheating on her, I finally did it.

>>714093847
>greentext please

>>714093792
The others I have might be traceable

>>714093952

>be me, married 8 years
>say I'm gonna cheat, throw it in her face
>but I don't

>found guy with huge BBC on craislist
>now I'm his whore
>literally - he turned me out
>suck cock and take it up the ass with strangers and he gets all the money

>finally really cheating on my wife

the end

>still not gay, I have a wife.

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>>714090647
Also nigger
sup /b/rother

I'm in love with my friends sister but she's only 14 ... Idk what to do

>>714094311
condoms.

>>714090647
Molested my cousin, won't greentext it but will answer any questions

im attracted more to straight guys than gay guys

>>714092008
I don't believe you

>>714095166
What ages?

>>714095281
8

>>714095161

never. aids doesnt' kill any more.

didn't you get the memo?

>>714094734

You're only 12, so just wait a few years.

>>714095335
So when are you turning yourself into the police?

>>714095357
You what??

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I gave a male friend a handjob and french kisses this weekend while 2 girls were sucking my dick.

Was pretty cool.

>>714095166

are you gril or faggot?

was cousin gril or faggot?

>>714095399
Way older

When my friends are sleeping I love to shove my ass against their cocks and grind against them

>>714094734
Anyone wanna see her pic ?

>>714094684
eyyyyy what up niggas. 3.

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>>714091601
Fukin kekd

>>714095896
Hell yeah

>>714093952

>Married 8 years
>She's been falsely accusing me of cheating without real solid evidence after 1st year
>Never gave her any reason, she's probably having this "Women's intuition" thing she probs read from a mag
>Have been a straight A husband /father
>Wake up- Work- Go Home- Sleep
>Have been winging it since then
>Finally snapped this year and said fuck it
>Fucked 2 different escorts, fucked a college friend who had the hots for me, closing a deal with a MILF I work with

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>>714090647
how to seek help from 4chan? pic related.
its my idol

>>714095545 #
>are you gril or faggot?
>was cousin gril or faggot?
I'm a dude, cousin was a girl

>>714095407 #
>So when are you turning yourself into the police?
Never if all goes well

>>714095281 #
>What ages?
Started when she was seven I think, continued for about a year and a half at family meetups. I also groped her 12 year old sister a few times in a swimming pool lmao

>>714095880

what could possibly go wrong?

>>714095896
yep. less clothes is better

>>714096084
>I also groped her 12 year old sister a few times in a swimming pool lmao
that 'lmao' just made your reply a hell of a lot creepier

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>>714096149

>>714094145
should share them any ways. She is so damn cute.

>>714090647
>Step on daugters hamster by accident.
>Feed it to the dog.
>Blame dog.

>>714096221
He molested his 7 year old cousin and the "lmao" made it creepy?

>>714096232
that chin tho

>Have gf
>Be happy
>When she sleeping fuck her ass
>She doesnt know
>be happy

>>714096232
I'd fuck er.

Got any more?

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>>714096526

>>714092008
That shit actually made me laugh

I rate this 5/7

I'm 21 y/o and I still suck my right thumb before falling asleep.

>>714096607
Quite the little hottie. I'd make her swallow after I fuck her tight teen ass

>>714090647
I am just genuinely a piece of shit.

>>714096704
hahaha

>>714096722
I agree

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>>714096306
Ok maybe this one

>>714093360
Condoms with all the cousins, with the exception of a few times. Some of them were younger, some of them were my age at the time. None ever got pregnant. The aunts were pretty much not breedable, so no worries there.

>>714092415
I actually have come close to sealing the deal with my half sister. She's really not terribly attractive, but I've wanted to fuck her since she hit puberty.

>>714094684
You called for blackup? I am here.

The girl I am into has agreed to try and do something over break.

But I am so anxious. Probably would be best to put it in back of my head, and maybe check in after finals and on her birthday aswell?


Well I guess its more of a soft yes than anything else? "We can always give it a shot!"

Femanon here, 26. A couple years ago my bf and I went to a student party where I met this really hot guy who was obviously hitting on me. We drank and danced and made small talk with the other guests and had a really good time. My boyfriend had to leave early because he was going on a trip that evening, but he told me to stay and not worry about him. The hot guy kept coming back to chat with me and offer me drinks, and after a couple hours I was drunk like hell, like everyone else. The people started to leave or went to their bedrooms to sleep/fuck until we were the last two standing, sitting on the couch and talking nonsense. There was silence for a moment and he looked me in the eye. Without saying a word we started to make out. One thing lead to another and I ended almost naked laying face down on the kitchen table getting my ass pounded by him.

Then he took me to his bedroom, but when he turned the lights on there was another girl sleeping naked in his bed. She woke up and looked at us confused. She was his on-and-off casual sex partner. She had sneaked in his room to surprise him, but she fell asleep after waiting for too long. We were both pretty embarrassed, and I was about to leave them there, but he he began to joke and introduced us. He said that there was no reason to leave anybody out of the fun if we didn't mind experimenting a bit. At the end, he talked us into doing a threesome, which turned out to be the best sex in my life.

The three of us spent the rest of the weekend without leaving the apartment, having sex, talking, listening to music and drinking.

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never had gay sex but I love helping cammers cum on random video chat sites.... I've watched over sixty guys cum cus of me posing for them :p

I'm straight guys I swear....

>>714097015
Thanks!

>>714091543
man, its not cool. I think you know that.

>>714090647
im currently wearing nothing but a diaper and a babyish tshirt.

>>714097793
Np

i fuck my friend´s girlfriend

he still trustme

>>714096061
just ask and drink from the firehose

>>714098097
timestamp please.

>>714090647
How did you keep it secret till now?

>>714090647
I fucked a stranger last night. My bf of 5 years does not know. It was my first time cheating. He was almost 30 and I'm 19

>>714098855
Are you from the previous thread?

>>714091462
You're the real MVP

>>714096607
Did anyone message her ?

>be me
>14
>has motoroller/scooter
>did a drive-by on a food stand with friend
>he steals 2 cucumbers an a cabbage
>worth

>>714096337
fucking kek

>>714098932
Yes

>>714098772
no. im a guy and i dont post pics to /b/. if you wanna assume im lying its k.

I'm not out of the closet but I have a gay friend. He's really ugly but I badly want to fuck him. He's a kinky fucker and at least he's not fat. Idk if i should do it.

>>714098855
Was the older guy better?
Do you have a thing for older guys?

>>714099303
do it. be gay with that man. be a hero.

>>714099303
don't fuck your friends unless you're ready to loose them

>>714099250
Same here, obviously. I've been the 30 yo in your scenario. Which might give you a hint which post is mine in this thread.

>>714099263
Can't blame me for trying!

>>714099447
I do, I liked a lot of the things this older guy did. My bf's dick is thicker and I love him so ya'know. Can you please tell me how to start a thread but when I reply I'm automatically labeled as OP? Pleaseee

>>714090647
We all know niggers can't read

Go do your homework tommy

>>714099545
i dont, but i even if i gave pics you would never see my face in them so they'd be anticlimactic as hell. unless you want a pic of just a dudes crotch in a diaper with a timestamp.

>>714099496
Yeah he did stuff with another guy that we know and their friendship didn't end well. But I've known him for a lot longer and i can tell he's thirsty af

I have a gf of 4 years but I fucked a 16 year old girl I met at a party last night
I'm 23

>>714099798
its fine if you're trying to be a wingman, but sleeping with him changes your relationship with him and you have to be ready to accept the potential fallout of an ex.

I'm your mom.

>>714099796
I think it would add some class to this thread.

>>714091601
Do you do that just so you can say you do it in secrets threads?

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I'm wearing 3 pairs of underwear right now!

>>714100066
what if the sex good tho

I let my friends use me as a cum dumpster in return for homework solutions. I feel like a complete slut and probably am one but I just don't know how I can manage to pass school without their help.

I killed 32 lizards by stomping on their heads.

i wanna hear more please

>>714100698
im not saying you shouldn't fuck him. im saying he might get addicted to dat dick and when you go off with someone else because he's uglyaf, he might be broken up by it.

>>714100863
How will you pass your exams?

>>714100863
Tits or GTFO!

>>714097589
Show your tits

interracial sex rules

>>714101204
I usually don't. I do so well in the homework, labs and assignment portion though that as long as I get 40-50% on the final I'll pass with a D+.

>>714099303
Fudge pop that queer

>>714101498
OP Here and yes it does!

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I almost always fap to this picture and this picture alone. Normal porn can get me hard, but it's just something about this that gets to me.

I am Julian Assange and had to flee through an underground tunnel, because they where there to get me.
Now I have to hide in an even smaller place without much luxury (like a proper working shower) until its safe for me to come out.

Be warned... There are things to come. Get your life together and make peace with your family and loved ones. It could be sooner than you think.

>>714100863
Post then tits slut embrace your inner dirty whore

>>714101812
fuck off

>>714101875
You post yours. I didn't say I wanted to embrace my inner slut either...

>>714101812
-raised ass
-bedroom eyes
-bowing in submission

you want a submissive chick, not a 2d pony

>>714101861
Glad to know you're alive. Thought you were dead. I thought you had that deadman switch to all that encrypted stuff? Why not pull the trigger?

>>714101996
I live in Florida... yeah... no subs here. Just a bunch of faggots.

>>714101993
post your tits to make us happy. You give it out for homework. Why not give it out to make some guy happy?

I know that everyone in this thread isn't a trap or a fagggot.
>inb4 faggot trap

>>714102175
then get a sub faggot in a fursuit, cockmongler

-I'm 22 and into mature/granny porn
-I'm obsessed with my first ex
-I'm addicted to anything that makes me forget (mostly alcohol and weed)
-I have no idea what the fuck i'm doing with my life but act all confident and happy

>>714102381
I'm no type into furries though... I'm not gay either. I don't like lesbians, furries, traps, or any of that kinda shit. I just want a stubby bitch.

>>714102199
Because I'm actually gaining something out of it when I show it to my friends and nothing when I'm showing it to you

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I came on a pair of little girl panties

>>714102598
b/ will help you with your homework for pics.

>>714102598
If you actually put some effort into it you'd know that it's fucking easy

oiu.

>>714102069
I am still working on it with some friends, but they altered the files.
Don't believe what they say about that Twitter switch. That would've been just plain dumb to implement a dead man switch via a social network.

>>714102737
It's okay I'm good. I already got that covered.

>>714102819
Easy for you maybe but I'm not that smart

>>714097326
So, How should I see this?

Does it lean one way or the other?

>>714102509
a ton of gay men are just subby bitches. sometimes finding a top can be difficult.

I jerked my bro off

I think I have depression and anxiety but don't know who to talk to. The last thing I want to do is sit down with a family member and discuss it, that just seems really uncomfortable and cringey for me. I don't know why. I'm only 17 too so I have no idea how i would even make a doctors appointment haha

>>714103327
greentext

>>714103441
Underage b&

>>714102880
we just want you uncovered. ;)

>>714103441
do research on your own first. read about how a clinical diagnosis for depression and anxiety works. try to do self scoring tests. if you find that you do have either, then ask what could be making you feel like that? depression is stress about the past, anxiety is stress about the future. if you're having both and its not a medical issue like nutrition, seasonal affective disorder, or hormonal balance, then it might be where you are in life. you might be dissatisified with how things are.

>>714096045

Bitch don't know about her self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>714103470
>Be me curious about guys sign up for Grindr
>Starting talking with guy a mile away
>He starts talking about his bro
>Including the fact that his bro has a mark on his dick that looks just like the one I have
>Busted tell him not to tell parents
>Tells me to com over to talk
>i go he there hes naked using a pocket pussy
>Tells me if I make him cum he won't tell anyone
>I jack him off and he reveals he has wanted this for years
>I make him cum and then guilt hit him tells me to leave

>>714103441
you need to reach out for support.
>>714103807
solid.

>>714104000
hot and congrats on the trips.

>>714104380
Thanks
Honestly I hope he changes his mind soon

>>714104491
anymore luck with grindr?

>>714104698
Met a drag queen into pissplay

>>714097589
You did well. Everybody should be more open to this!
It's our religious heritage that's blocks us.

>>714097589
Did you ever tell your bf?
Would you cheat again?
Have you already?

>>714097589
Whore...girls like you are the reason i avoid relationships and go for one night stands. I hope you drown in your piss next time you drink.

>>714099601
Like I said, I've been that older guy. I worked at a club a few years ago, as a DJ. I'm in my late 30s, but look like my early 30s. Solid beard and decent build at the time, and really in tune with club music. Even wearing my wedding ring, in fact sometimes because of my wedding ring, I had girls around your age hit on me nightly. Blowjobs behind the dj booth, seeing their tits, after parties. It wasn't that I'm very attractive, a lot of it was just the fascination that 21-25 yo women seem to have with older men.

>>714103441
Protip, dont hang out on 4chan

>>714098855
Kys slut

>>714106174
lol edgy cuck leave her alone.

>>714097589
Probably bait, but from a guy's perspective if I found out a gf had done something like that behind my back, I'd wish her a fate worse than death. If he doesn't know, on his behalf, fuck you. Worthless whore.

>>714090647
I killed a man once.

got drunk with a friend once who refused to always use a condom, slipped it off and cummed inside her, never noticed

>>714101993
I don't have tits retard .... fuck just shut the hell up and show dem tittys!!!!

I used to manipulate my ex for sex when we were 16. It's pretty mild, and I think it's normal. Just stuff like fucking her when I OBVIOUSLY KNEW she wasn't really feeling it and then pretending I had no clue she wasn't in the mood when the argument comes up because she decided to go through with it. She couldn't say no either. It was great. I'd fuck her two-three times every week.

>>714106478
>greentext pls

dated a HOT catholic who wouldn't do anything unless married. she couldn't cook, I could. added cum to almost everything

after like 6 months got her so drunk she gave me a bj in the shower, didnt tell her when i was going to cum. told me it tasted like chlorine lol

>>714104901
Fuck off stop encouraging sluts. I hope the love of your life does that to you.

I've been letting this 19 year old runaway chick live with me for two months.

Let me explain.

I met her on a Sunday when I'd elected to walk into down high as a kite on Thomson speedballs and browse the manga section at my local bookstore. And I saw her there, chubby, short black curly hair and pouty face. As my memory of the event goes, nothing happened after that and then we ended up in a coffee shop where she's telling me about how her parents abused her (probably bullshit, but whatever, I'm still high as shit) and she says she's been living on the streets for a few days, having just hitched from her shitty little hometown about 100 miles away.

"I think that's all great", I say, grinning mindlessly as I notice my high has ended it's peak stage and will now begin to rapidly dwindle. "THat's a great story."

"Yeah", she says, and looks down at the mocha latte I'd probably bought her.

Now here's another blackout period. I'm sorry, these keep happening. Usually when I tell stories to coworkers or people at the grocery store I fill in the intervening period with speculation, so here we go:

It must have been about an hour, because it goes from sunset to dead of night right about now. In that time I must have proposed we go for a walk, then asked her to wait outside so I could go to the bathroom, where I blasted another Tommy off the toilet seat, checked my teeth and spalshed some water on my hair before going out and then I remember I offered to take her home and feed her and give her a weekly allowance and all she had to do in return was let me fuck her whenever I wanted.

God I must have sold it really well to her--I wish I remember how--because now that's actually happening. She spends most of her time just lounging around and watching anime on her laptop and playing Skyrim. I work weird hours so usually I'll just mount her twice a day. Once right after I take my meds in the morning, and once more right after I get home from work.

leaked my roommates gf's nudes and one of my good friends nudes onto the internet.

>>714106958
how old are you?

>>714107108
27

>>714106958
what type of meds you take?

my girlfriend went for a vacation with her friends to Cuba and they took a lot of topless photos together because they think it's liberating but I wasn't allowed to look at them because despite breasts not being sexual organs, which was her reasoning for this, she didn't have her friend's permission to show me their breasts and she did not want to make anybody uncomfortable. So, I went on her laptop and stole them when she was at work. I used to masturbate to them all the time, but they weren't worth keeping, I didn't want to end up caught by accident or something. I deleted them.

>>714107330
You should have shared them here you crazy Canadian.

>>714107159
That sounds like a good life, fucking some 19 year old twice a day just to give her a place to sleep. But, let's be honest it's going to implode soon. Either she's going to steal something and dip, or she's going to be very mentally unstable after awhile and not worth it. Goodluck getting rid of her.

>>714107515
I'm not really into sharing, despite not having them any more, sorry. They were all crazy hot then though, all 8+ and one 10. Fuck, I wanted to fuck her Macedonian friend so bad. They used to send me riskay photos together on snapchat all the time. Those were the best years of my life.

>>714107281
I self-medicate. Usually a bump of ice and a few dabs to get me hyped up for work. Then another bump around lunch. Then a few beers to help me wind down at home. Then some codeine to help me relax so I can get to sleep before 11pm.

Weekends are a bit more fun. Special K and Tommies if I'm going out. Shrooms or Xanax if I'm staying in.

>>714107633
It's fucking sweet. But yeah, I recognize that I'm playing with fire here. I just wanna see how long I can keep it up before shit hits the fan. I have a few contingency plans for worst-case scenarios. For now things are pretty stable so I'm not complaining.

>>714107905
What's your job? How do you operate doing so many drugs? Weed alone is making me crazy right now... I went out and bought LSD because I got really high and convinced myself that reality didn't exist and I needed to find answers. Now I can't stop fighting this voice in the back of my head that says reality is a hoax.

I am in a good relationship. She is really nice to me. She loves me more than anything else, I am her first real boyfriend and she does everything for me. She's not extremely good looking, but kind of cute.

But I am secretely in love with a sixteen year old. She is the most adorable and most beautiful thing ever.

>>714108220
Fuck bro, how old are you?

>>714091543
It's not ok if you're pretending to be loyal. Don't be a woman.

Either fess up or dump her if you can't stay completely faithful.

>>714108316
27, turning 28 next month.

>>714108081
What if she gets pregnant? Start dosing her with some abortion pills on the regular. Nicotine patch her too when she's asleep, then again every time after sex so she becomes dependant on having sex with you.

>>714106958
is this a copy pasta

>>714108533
Most likely, but just enjoy the tale.

>>714108146
Believe it or not, I teach middle school US history. I used to party a lot in university. My tolerance is fucking crazy. Drug use aside, I try to keep a healthy lifestyle. I work out 3 times per week and plan out all my meals (vegetarianfag lol) I just finished grading for the week, now I have a few hours to kill before I have to sleep. My little concubine is out shopping; has to spend the rest of her allowance for the week or she'll get less next week lol. I'll probably fuck her once she gets back.

>>714108624
How much allowance do you give her?

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>>714108394
Pic related. The 16 year old girl.

>>714108489
She's on the pill and takes regular pregnancy tests as a condition of her living with me. I try and keep an eye on her to make sure she's up to date on her doses, but sometimes I miss a day. Makes me nervous as fuck lol

>>714108624
Can you post photos? Do you have kik? I'd love to talk to you about your whore's evolution over the next few weeks, or months. This is super interesting to me.

>>714108773
I'd fuck her hard every chance I got, not to mention filling that mouth. Good luck not getting caught

>>714108988
He didn't say he was fucking the teenager, he said he was in love with her. Most likely he's just a creep.

>>714108766
I started her at $200 per week but now I've adjusted it down to $125. Sometimes she complains about it but knows she has no negotiating power.

>>714108988
Problem is I really do love my girlfriend. But goddamn this girl makes me fucking crazy.

>>714109143
Lets see the girlfriend

>>714109116
Does she buy just crap with that or many necessities?

>>714108865
Sorry, no kik. I don't want to reveal too much and put my career at stake. I'll gladly answer any other questions here.

>>714109275
Mostly necessities. She doesn't have a lot left over after that. With the rest she'll buy drugs or used video games or sometimes books.

>>714109143
Well, are you balls deep in her yet?

>>714109376
Have you thought about trying to get her to go out there and work or go to school?

F, 24, High school science teacher

I'd fuck some of my senior students.

>>714109619
Why would I want that? I'm perfectly content with her lounging around being dependent on me.

>>714109462
More about your career what do you teach?

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>>714109225
>>714109405
Never touched the other girl, no. Just flirting.
>>714109063
I'm pretty sure I could have her if I wanted to. She knows I have a relationship but still wants to meet me (she lives about 150 miles away).

>>714109742
Tell us more?

I'm starting to dislike all my friends. I don't really want to even spend time with either of them. This in turn has been driving my depression worse than its been in the past 4 years and i think about dying every single day. But i wont get help because i feel like i don't deserve it nor need it.

>>714109742
Sure would not be the first young HS teacher to ball a student!

>>714109865
Not much to tell. Some of them are cute. I have several 18 year olds and some 19 year olds.

>>714109800
Ditch the 16 year old. It just spells mischief. Keep your life simple. You don't need her to be happy. Her pussy isn't any different or better.

>>714109742
Thats hot, i had a teacher i wanted to fuck. Do you have kik?

>>714109143
>>714109800
you love the other bitch then and your gf is just a stand in

>>714110030
guys or girls or both?

>>714110030
Wait till their last day of class and give them your number. I bet they'd love to fuck a teacher as a sort of graduation gift!?

>>714109742
Some of my HS teachers were so fucking hot. You should post nudes here. You'll make everyone's day.

>>714099496
>don't fuck your friends unless you're ready to loose them
Literally.

>>714110279
this!

>>714097589
what a fucking whore

>>714110081
Probably, yes. But its hard to resist to deflower this beauty.

>>714110168
I just cant fuck a 16 year old. I'm a teacher. I'm nearly 12 years older than her. And my gf is such a nice person. She would be devestated to hear that I love someone else.

>>714106416
Lol whiteknighting faggot

>>714110595
no but you will string on your gf for another couple of years until your little butt bunny either finds a bf her age or you break down and take her when of age.

>>714110595
Delete your tinder or whatever you're using to talk to this 16 year old that lives 150 miles away. Cut it off cold turkey and do some soft drugs to help cope. You need to cut this shit before it cuts you. Either that or wait 2 years with a casual friendly relationship until you can deflower her cunt but someone will most likely have fucked her first by then.

I say you just let loose on it and let yourself fall out of love. Spend some time with your girlfriend and really start to fall in love more with her for now. Two years will pass, it's a possibility that you won't be the first to fuck her but you'll get up in those tight little guts eventually.

>>714099250
slut

>>714110198
Just guys really

>>714110279
Yeah, no :p Don't want to risk my job.

>>714110081
t becomes clear. Have you met her in person? Are you sure she is not some 50+ fat guy living with mom?

>>714110684
Eat a dick cuck acting like you wouldn't fuck two girls at a party if you by any chance got a girlfriend in the first place to cheat on

>>714110944
This too. How can you be sure it's not some fat cunt in India trying to steal your shekkels?

>>714110907
Where you located, you could just send pics w/ no face

>>714096337
This made me laugh and sigh

>>714099039
Drive by with a sling shot or what?

>>714110595
Fuck the 16 year old. Take a chance, live a little.

>>714110907
Cut your face off. Let us see your pretty smile and body at least. It's one of my biggest dreams to see actual high school teachers like this. You can't get in trouble like that.

>>714111158
>>714110944
Yeah, I worked at her school for half a year, before moving to another city.

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I'm tupac

>>714090647
Die

>>714111774
Oh you dumb motherfucker, you were her teacher and you still keep in contact with her after you missed schools? You probably talk to her on Facebook all the time. Oh my god, burn everything. There's too many threads tying you to her.

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>>714090647
I'm reading because it brings me a sense of accomplishment that I don't get in my day to day life

>My family thinks it so I can be "well read"
>Currently reading Story of the Eye and holy shit I didn't know it was an erotic novel and I don't know if I wanna read it anymore

I had sex with every one of your mothers and they all swallowed my semen.

20 M anon here, I'm a serial cheater and would probably fuck anything. I just get into people and then get bored and want something more thrilling. I do all sorts of shit for the thrill.

>be 11
>school gives you tie to wear if you forget yours
>take it home
>wipe ass with it
>niggas wear that tie to this day

>be 14
>find gay ass minecraft server
>befriend owner
>he gives me console password to 'fix permissions'
>fix them and give myself owner rank but look like regular user
>frame all his friends for griefing by forging logs and screenshots
>actually ruined this kids social group and he told me his parents called theirs to tell them he was "cyberbullying" him on mc
>wait two weeks
>invite him to server
>derank him and change console pass
>destroy everything as he watches
>laugh in skype
>GTFO

My friends and I have done our fair share of more fucked up shit too, we pretty much encourage each other to do this shit

>>714090647
I witnessed countless videos on kik group chat from a 4chan thread.

Not sure if I liked it or not.

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I want my ex wife and her new husband to never have kids and if they do I hope every single one has downs, autism, or some fucking incurable disease or die at like 6 with cancer and I secretly hope they get fucking aids. Plus I have stabbed his tires every 2 months for almost a year straight and stabbed hers twice

>>714097589
Fucking hoe

>>714112282
Videos of what? Lmao

>>714112053
Never talked to her on facebook. She found me on some dating website and messeged me. I was stupid enough to reply.

>>714112413
Videos that should never have been made

>>714112393
is that your ex wife? why do you hate her so much? Also, humiliate the bitch and post more pics lol

>>714112479
She probably told all of her fucking friends. BURN IT. RUN.

I lost my virginity to a legit 10/10. Oral and even anal.

Just wish it had been with a girl... or at least not have me as bottom. :(

>>714111059
lol gfy kissass hope your girl does the same fag

>>714112572
Stop being such a gate-keeping fag. What were they videos of?

>>714096045

Honest question anon, why stay with someone that thinks that of you? I can see why 8 years in with kids and married but why originally stay with her?

>>714112940
hope she does because i'm def cheating if i don't get caught :)) monogamy is trash

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>>714112577
Cheated on me with him our entire marriage, left me took all the furniture and TVs, took totes from my childhood and burned them all, broke every window in my house, and put rat poison all over the house the day she left and the dog died when I came home from work from poisoning. And regretfully only one I got besides a pussy pic

>>714113105
Nasty look snatch too, chief. Man, you fucked up.

>>714113105
If someone poisoned my dog I would actually kill them.

Like straight up gunshot to the head.

But I care about my dogs more than most people.

I had sex with two of my male cousins (not at once) when I was about 16 and they were maybe 14 or 15. They both fell for me extremely quickly and honestly it all felt somewhat... Natural? As if I didn't even try, they just got hots for me.

They both have girlfriends now, I'm still gay though.

>>714113326
Same. I went to their house and they wouldn't answer so I just stabbed every tire and punched out the car windows and tried to take them to court. Killed my fucking dog I wish I could get away with killing them I would

>>714102598
just shut the fuck up and give us tits, whore.

>>714090647

i hate niggers.

>>714091543
You're a cunt.

>>714113560
Do those websites actually work?

>>714096232
You guys at H2Oi ??

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>>714097326
Dude I've seen this posted on several threads in the past few days, either this is copypasta or this is the same anon.

I get off to fucking the best friend of my s/o. Ruined a lot of good relationships.

>>714113509
I wouldn't even care. I would simply kill them in a way it wouldn't be traced back to me. Torture if possible for sure.

But chances are you can't do that. Sorry about your loss dude.

>be me
>15 year old girl
>dating convicted felon

>>714113105

>puts rat poisoning around the house
>dog eat it a
>dog dies

Kek hope you didn't like that dog

>>714113782
I posted it maybe 2-3 times only.
So....

>>714113384

Kids experiment, it's just as you said 'natural'. How old were you at the time?

>>714097589
I don't get why people can't be loyal. Like I'm doubting how real this post is, but if it's real, wtf bruh

>>714090736
She doesn't need that shit in her life and any girl who sees it won't take off her panties when her boyfriend whips out his dick and then his cell phone.

>>714091543

Looking at porn is fine but don't try and get shit from someone you know irl unless you know your girl would be ok with you jerking it to someone you actually knew.

Hell if you're that worried, just ask her.

>>714098430
U r gey

>>714113998
Enjoy the rest of your life being shit

>>714114193

Because people are selfish, that's it. A lot of people fall in love early, rush into shit, marry, have kids etc and then less than 10 years in decide it's not for them (sex is shit, money isn't going well).

I like to watch these threads because it makes me feel better knowing someone out there always has it worse.

>>714098855
Greentext

>>714091462
Thank you. I enjoy getting off, just the same.

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>>714097589
Really disgusting but rather typical of most women these days.

Thank god I'm attracted to female dogs. Greatest blessing of my life.

My gf is currently cheating on my with my roommate and I'm too much of a pussy to confront either of them about it.

>>714093847
Sorry to gear thst, anon. She deserves better.

>be me
>13 year old girl at time of story
>there was this girl i really didn't fucking like
>i swear on everything that this happened i have no reason to lie to you random cucks
>me and my friend find this frog
>put one sewing needle through asshole of frog, comes out his throat
>put another through him horizontally, sort of crucifix
>find frisbee
>frog still wiggling, very alive
>use candle lighter to burn him to death
>his skin makes popping noises and he wiggles until he is dead
>threw it in pool of disliked girl
>//i'm not finished//
>put an egg yolk in her mother's gas tank
>threw egg at her mother's car
>used red mios water flavouring to write "666" and a pentagram in her driveway
>took a bunch of her belongings she left at my friend's house, cut them up, covered them in dirty cat litter, hand sanitizer, and green paint, put them in a trashbag, and put them in a ditch in her front yard
>years later, no guilt
>r.i.p. jesus croak, saviour of the frogs for their sins

>>714114346
Yea lol, shes prob going to end up pregnant too

>>714101679
jesus, all that for a lousy D+? being a cum dumpster for grades isn't worth it unless you're pulling in A's or B's.

>be me
>nasically a nobody, tons of guys at my work who are assholes get the biggest pay/bonuses and they do almost no actual work
>some people even think they're really nice guys when they basically all just shit talk eachother
>sometimes people even beat people up to get ahead
>one of the highest income guys tells me it would pay off a lot if something bad were to happen to our boss, tells me this in confidence and with a kind of "nobody would have to know" kind of way
>say fuckit I'm getting nowhere with my career, run our fucking boss over with his own car
>lay low af for time
>immediatly see guy who set this up with me seeing immediate benefits, whatever, i'll just have to wait i need to lay low right now
>been a few months, nobody suspects a damn thing
>still nothing better is happening for me
>decide to own up to it
>mfw i did it for da rock
>mfw i'm rikishi
>mfw it actually somehow worked and my fat ass just made it into the hall of fame
>mfw trying to kill your boss and admitting to it actually gets you ahead

>>714114904

Daddy issues

>>714114656
lol get a gun and it'll make it way easier

>>714095896
If she's 14, then no.

>>714114656

No wonder she's cheating on you

>>714114904
I'm in love
any more secrets?