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>these guys challenge you to a math duel What do you do, /b/?

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>these guys challenge you to a math duel

What do you do, /b/?
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y-you too
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>>714066623
Whip out my math book and ask them if they help me with a few problems I'm stuck on as my next math class is like in a week
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turn 2 pi radians and walk away
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>>714067127
fuck geometry
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>>714066623
Actual Math professor here.

>Bring it on.
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Guy in the middle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRZNQ06kWyc
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>>714067358
33^1133*644.80
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>>714067127
that's 343 degrees though. more like pi radians and walk away..
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Lose
>tfw econ major but can't do real maths
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>>714067532
Wat
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>>714067358
legit question how do you do modular arithmetic
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>>714067573
π radians == 180°
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>>714066623
I'm an autistic math genius. Of course I'll suck their dicks.
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Beat them up because I'm insecure about my intelligence and I have a bad home life
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>>714067532
Wat?
2π radians is 360 isn't it?
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>>714067358
What is 445.4285¹²²x7,700=?
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>>714067493
This is a thing for plebs. It's a high school-level problem. A calculator or a computer program can trivially solve it. A real question would be to prove a theorem correctly, like

> Proof the Hahn-Banach theorem

The harder, the better.
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>>714067942
One radian is 180°, so yah
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>>714067640
Therefore 2π radians == 360°. Do you even multiply?
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>>714067301
>he doesnt even know the most basic of trig
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ask em' how do magnets work.

do a 360 and walk away.
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>>714068031
I think it was implied anon.
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>>714067968
Then solve it boy.

Solve the Poincare conjecture as well please.
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I passed college algebra with a c but I passed precalculus with an A. Will I have trouble with calc of one variable /b/?
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>>714067968
Memorizing proofs is the lowest of the low of mathematics. It's not any different than an English major memorizing poems.
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i challenge them to a drinkin contest
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>>714068127
How do none of you morons that say do 360 and walk away realize if you do a fucking 360 you will still be facing the same way you were. Idiots...
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>>714067493
>>714067961

>mfw plebs like these guys think Ph.D.-level mathematics is doing computations

You don't even know how much you doesn't know about math. Do a Calculus and a Mathematical Analysis course, THEN you begin to grasp it.
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>>714068548
Dank!
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I challenge them back in a parkour duel lol
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>>714068548
You aproach guys, then you 360 and moonwalk away like Michael Jackson, that's how it works.
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>>714068305
Incorrect. You got to learn the techniques involved in the proofs of the well-known theorems so you can possibly use them in the proof of open problems. I am not talking about memorization. I am talking about understanding the concepts.
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>>714068570
Your grammar is poor, and you solved nothing.

Solve the equations, if you cannot... well...
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>>714068031
if you turn 360 degrees and walk away your gonna walk into them also degrees = radians * 180/π so you would need to do 2 * (π * 180 /π). Do you even order of operations?
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>>714066623
Math
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>>714066623
I challenge them to a math under meth duel.
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>>714068548
Newfag spotted
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>>714068688
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>>714068705
Maybe so, but a lot of "research" is just idiots slightly tweaking proofs they have memorized and not really having any new ideas.
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>>714068921
Yes! You know, I imagined this exact thing the first time I read the 360 meme.

Great!
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>>714066623
>>714066623
Sure but I pick the the category,
and I pick HRNA (Hyper Real Numerical Arrays)

I dominate in Hyper Real Numerical Arrays as it makes so much more sense then the commonly used types of math to me. It also has conflicting axioms with modern Calculus so many people either never have heard of it or have no idea how it works. Old er math is far more rigorous and simple then the morn trash they teach people now, sadly nobody talks about them till later graduate classes and even then it is more in a noted historical context then a full fledged application teaching lesson. They don't even list Hyper Real Numbers in number types diagrams anymore, it is really sad.
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>>714066623
I'd kick they're retarted asses until they don't know what 2+2 is anymore.
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>>714069077
Great Anon.

What do you think about common core™?

Could you survive it?
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>>714068963
That's true. So true. But understanding the concepts won't hurt you. I believe you have a higher chance of having a breakthrough idea by knowing more stuff than otherwise.
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>>714068548
anyone who responds to '360 and walk away' is obviously a newfag.

especially those who give you an explanation on why you end up facing the same direction.


AYLMAO
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>>714066623
>Turn 360°
>Divide by 0
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>>714069324
yeah this is an intellectual thread for intellects.
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State that 2+2=5 and demand i am right intell they admit defeat.
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>>714066623
Explain to them that competitive mathematics only exists for media attention, to increase public funding for the math community as a whole.
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>>714066623
Smile and say "erm.. no thanks."
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>>714070451
That's nice. You're probably the first girl that ever smiled to them.
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>>714066623
feel stupid. but not concerned about it.
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>>714070603


7*51.42857 14285 61122 24448 89617 92358 47168 14336 28672 57344=360
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>>714068728
445.4285¹²²x7,700 = 1.089950741110508907720948022812636879857759056386 x 10^327
33^1133*644.80 = 1.930718288669742715800814406528170494167528335677 x 10^1723

This is trivial and uninteresting.

Your turn: show that all even integers greater than 2 can be written as a sum of two primes, or give a counterexample.
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>>714069246
I got out of the classes right before that took effect so I lack enough data to make a personal opinion.

However from the little I do know it sound like a very bad attempt to address a real problem that needs to be solved.

Thing is classes seem to either teach problem solving by following rules or by making them up, both are important but we teach them as if they are mutually exclusive or something.

A great example is Calculus, it was made up to solve new types of problems. It solves them and is very useful, but acting like it is an extension to Algebra is very misleading as algebra is far more rigorous. The fundamentals of math everyone uses in Arithmetic are what people write thesis on for their doctoral studies, yet we teach it small children like it is such a simple idea that no thought is given to 2+2=4. When 2+2=4 has literally taken centuries of development to cement such a complex idea.

This is why I think more fundamental studies are important, and some open ended things like art class to get that creative problem solving that is very hard to teach in a structured environment.
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>>714066623
sure. but first each one of you must challenge me in a 'who can hit the lightest' competition.
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>>714066623
Laugh. That shit in the background is gibberish. What kind of stupid faggot puts a fraction in a subscript?
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>>714070737
Goldbachs conjecture, it is unsolved as of yet , if it is possible.

Solve the Poincare conjecture.
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>>714071042
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_norm
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>>714070942
Look into it, here is an example of the garbage in question.
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>>714067358
Wait theres smart people here?
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>>714071058
Only if you solve Fermat's last theorem.
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>>714066623
Shoot them with gun. Say that's how duels work.
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>>714068753
the point of the "turn 360 degree and walk away" copypasta is that it is wrong
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>>714071317
Wow, I learned something on /b.
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>>714071481
Find Whiteheads proof.
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>>714071428
oc
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>>714071658
>>714071449
Half of /b/ is retarded people, half is normal people pretending to be retarded.
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>>714071449
Why would there not be?
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>>714071649
ik but the order of operations would not make that 360 unless you converted deg. to rad. first
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>>714071727
Idem for Perelman's proof.
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>>714071755
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>>714071906
Find an expression for the Yang-Mills existence in mass gap.
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>>714067127
That's 360 degrees you fucking moron! You would essentially walk into them if you turned 2 pi radians and started walking.
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>>714067127
Good one. Ignore newfags
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>>714070942
>The fundamentals of math everyone uses in Arithmetic are what people write thesis on for their doctoral studies
Not in the past 100 years or so. The fundaments of basic arithmetic used in real life are well established. Unless you're doing something very pure and abstract with a different set of axioms than the one used in real life applications, there's nothing more to discover there.
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>>714072155
Ok. We could just sit here all day telling the other one to solve a different Millennium Prize Problem. This is pointless.
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>>714072155
>>714072593
Besides it, if I had the answer I would not post it here. I would collect the 1M prize instead.
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>>714072338
>is it summer already
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>>714070737
*Not the same guy
Counter example: 16
16=8+8
8 is not a prime number.
Now you.
If a circular puddle of oil whose volume is 32 cm^3, whose initial height is 8cm, and the height of the puddle has a half-life of 5 minutes; define a function A(t) where A is equal to the surface area of the puddle after t minutes.
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You 3 spot a $30 motel room at $10 each. The manager decides to take $25. He gives the bellhop 5 $1 bills to give you back. Bellhop decides since 3 won't go into 5 evenly he will give you each $1 bringing your total to $9 each and he keeps the other $2.
3x9+2=29. Where's the other dollar?
Universal language my ass.
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>>714068998
>meme
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>>714072593
>>714072898
Yes, true.

Me too anon!
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>>714073219
Your formula is flawed.
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>>714073093
Not a valid counter example though
You can write 16 as the sum of 13 and 3, which are primes
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>>714071042
Retard
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T=A*(m/π)

lol! no!
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>>714073033
Nice dubs but whom are you quoting?
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>>714066623
Ask them to devise an algorithm that, given an arbitrary statement in first-order logic, will determine whether the statement can be derived from logical axioms.
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>>badgers rootin' through yer anel voors!
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>>714071844
damn, always thinking math is the devil's thing
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>>714067789
Beating people up is a great way to prevent them from rising in status, which intelligent people are constantly trying to do. But you can only get away with it if they don't have strong alliances already, i.e. if they are already unpopular.
Ugly people can prevent being bullied by knowing their place; not trying shit.

The nerd is defined by being ugly, while trying to climb the status ladder with his intelligence. The better anti-violence laws are enforced, the higher nerds can climb. Rule of law causes feminization. This is why anyone who believes in manliness should embrace fascism, because it is the epitome of lawlessness.
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>>714073348
Contrary to this guy here, right? He could at least take the prize and give it to his mother, but well.
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>>714066623
Beat their asses
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>>714071836
And all of us are better than you.
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>>714069857
By common core standards as long as you showed work it would be correct.
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>>714066623
Call them nerds
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