(soon to be ex) gf got high and cheated on me but still wants

The she fuck him or what?

>>714045872
let me put a funnel into your butt and pee into it.

Say "the only way I'll feel better is if you send me some nudes"

>>714046053
reroll

>>714045872
Could you send me a couple nudes? It would help.

>>714046073
Roll

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"send me some nudes and i'll think about this. and was he bigger than me?"

>>714046053
rolling for this

>>714046206
rollin myself

>>714046206
Rolling for this

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sorry, have shotgun

can't live without you

im sorry

goodbye

(Fam, that'd fucking WRECK her.)

blow me and we might stay together

>>714045872
We should try anal.

>>714045872
"what about we invite the guy and we make a three-some and you show me what a cheating whorer you can be ;)"

Hey Vsauce, Michael here

>>714046293
kek

>>714046327
rolling for this!

>>714046293
>roll

I suppose we're even. I fucked your sister :)

"Let me fuck your ass raw and I think I'll be okay."

>>714046206
rollin

>>714046327

Roll~~

I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT

>>714046053
Roll

>>714046396
Reroll

thats okay. i fucked your friend

>>714046336
>roll
Mfw dubless thread

>>714046422
WINWAR

>>714046422
7zip

>>714046293
roll

>>714046422
ayyy dubs

>>714046422
Zozzle

>>714046422

OH MY GOD ANON, WINRAR

FAM SCREENCAP THE ANSWER

>>714046421

fuck SO close....

rerolling~!!!!

>>714046327

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>>714045872
If you let me do this to you I'll forgive you

>>714046422
winner

>>714046471
fuck off dash

>>714046422
chicken dinner

Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>714046471
send that pic followed by the text "if only you had feet as nice as these... smh"
roll

>>714046422
Dumb but winrar

I'm just disappointed in you, I can't believe you would smoke a gateway drug and I never thought you would catch the reefer madness. Marijuana is a horrible drug that makes people violent and impulsive

>>714045872

tell her that women peak at 16 and from that point on, especially due to their monthly hormone cycles, they just get more and more bitter and depressed. eventually they snap and get desperate and horny but that takes until it's not safe for them to breed so they become ridiculous cougars. you, on the other hand, don't reach your prime of mental development, character and maturity until at least 30 and you'll still be able to snag 25 year olds and breed safely until you're 90. also, remind her that she will never create life. you are alive and you give birth to lifeforms and she's just a fucking shell to hold them, if she's lucky. she's less than "adam's rib". give it to her hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sw54Pdh_m8&list=PL230B1AFAC3F149D0&index=76

>>714045872
wtf did she get high on?

Lemme fuck your mom and we'll call it even.

>>714046293
>again

>>714046471
roll

>>714046422
Checked sadly

>>714046534
Dick

>>714046518
roll for this

also
>>714046422
winner winner chicken dinner

>>714045872
"its not like me to do that"
lol stupid whore doesnt know she is a whore

>>714046422
.zip

>>714046597

OP needs to deliver.

Was he a nigger?

>>714045872
I think you made me realize I'm only into nigresses. So everything worked out alright ig

>>714046053
Check em for dis boii

" I'll forgive you only if you turn me into a cuck, would you like to keep sleeping around? "

>>714046667
roll

>>714045872
Man, a slut like that is not even worth your amusement.

Just say "It's not like you to be a cheating slut? That's funny, because that's exactly what you're like. Now fuck off." and never reply to the bitch again.
Also, become a cold ss fucker and don't be afraid to tell anybody what she's done. The last step isn't necessary, but if you've got a shared social circle you want to know who your friends are.
You'll come out a stronger person and you'll hurt that bitch a lot more if you let her know she's trash and leave her to figure out where to go from here. Don't give her any reason to forgive herself by being more of a dick than necessary.

if she gets drunk, snuggles in your shoulder, laughs with you, then you make sexual advances and she says no but you fuck get anyway; is that rape?

>>714046293
this lol

>>714046685
kinky.

I can't believe you're a nigger lover now, you were so pure and beautiful, now you're just trash

"i don't know, i like guys now.."

>>714046712
roll for this

>>714045872
are you gonna fucking deliver?

>>714046685
>roll once more with feeling

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This reminds me of you. :-)

>>714046748
Nice feet

>>714046838
ROLL

the best thing to do in this situation is be a savage.

off her swiftly and then go ghost. what she'll feel because of that will be 100x more satisfactory than some fucking "i rapee ur cat u nigger herehrehrahuhrhur" 4chan bs.

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man the dubs are few and far between tonight. gotta ask kek for help on this one.

>>714046838
Roll, bitch

>>714046293
YES ROLLL
Make it more emotional

>>714046823
>>714046422

OP Ain't gonna deliver.

>>714046838
rolling for this

>>714046855
>winrar
>cheked

Ask if she took any pics
Tell her to send them, if not tells her sharpie in pooper post pic

" Did you at least take pictures or get a video of him railing you? "

>>714046855
>checked

>>714046855
Dubs decided

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>>714046887

>>714046982
This

I'll let you stay if we do butt stuff

>>714046855
>>714046712
OP, these posts go hand in hand

Let me urinate on your Tits while you fist my petite dunghole dressed in a hijab and we'll call it even

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Quit being a fucking cuck OP, dump the slut and move on with your life. These threads are all the same

>>714045872
"maybe if you suck my cock with another girl ill take you back, we've already established youre a slut, whats the use of having a slut gf if i cant get good sex?"

>>714046855

SECOND DUBS POST THAT OP WON'T DELIVER

OP IS A FAGGOT

YOU'VE BEEN FAMBOOZELED

delivar

Sa sa sa sa see ya!

>>714045872
1. tell her go fuck herself
2. go to bar, get shitface drunk like i always do
3. ??? blackout ???
4. profit

>>714045872
If it was weed then she made a fully conscious decision to take that dick.

Just say "you made me start looking at pictures of little kids you who're"

>>714046838
Rolling

Abandon thread

>>714045872
fuck her bro she's all like "l got the upperhand, l made him feel so bad omg l'm really important to him" FUCK THIS BITCH don't give her anything

>>714046887
>>714038326 took em all

>>714047217

this

op is faggot

''I've decided I no longer need women. I've been seeing men behind your back, and this decided it. I'm gay.''

>>714046293
ROLLING

>>714046206
rolling

Capitalize and ask for a threesome and creampie the other girl and say her name loud or record you with another girl and creampie in her and show your girl. Fight fire with fire. Destroy her emotionally

"You silly fucking chode chomping strumpet, don't you know your only supposed too penatrate me? :'( "

>>714046293
Roll

>>714046293
Rolling

just kill her irl

>>714047466
I did it 4 u /b/ro

>>714047466
win

>>714046293
ROLL ROLL ROLL

>>714046293
DO IT SHE DESERVES TO FEEL WHAT YOU FELT

>>714047466
WINRAR

>>714046421
I've never seen anybody put tildes at the end of their sentences

>>714047466
YUSS BOIS

>>714047466
Lets do this

>>714047188
Hey check them dubs op

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>>714045872
>>714046293
OP
DO
IT

>>714047466
Goddamn people, read the thread. Someone got dubs ages ago and OP hasn't delivered. Quit rolling, and quit freaking out when someone else gets dubs.

>>714047922
dubs kek

>>714047922
The buzzkill got dubs. It's a sign. Stay and wait boys.

>>714045872
OP, u know u r obligated to post nudes of her here as a revenge

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not saying anything
we must try again. dubs decides

>>714048007
Lame

>>714048007
Fake and gay

>>714048007
...is the name of my new metal band.

Also, you're a whore.

>>714048007
>>714048085
sso lame, also whts stopping her from shooting her cat n blaming you?

>>714048007
BOO THIS MAN

Oh well. I have AIDS

>>714046468
underrated

>>714048007
she worries soooo much about how she made you feel

Send dick pic

>>714048007
that's stupid man.

You know you can get arrested for that shit?

You're fucking retarded.

Screenshot this thread bois! We may be on the news if OP isn't faking!

>>714048371
Stop snitching!

>>714048371
Hi, FBI agent here, /b/shitposting subdivision. WE have been able to confirm OP is a faggot, nothing new so far. Now go and shoot the cat, you pussy.

>>714048371
yeahhh oooh let's do it!!! oh we're so badass

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got that response boys
waitin on dubs

>>714048829

I think you are fake, OP.

And a faggot.

kys

/thread

SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL

>>714048829
this is fucking stupid, she either doesnt care or you're lying

>>714048922
doooeeeet cuck op

>>714048829
Tell her to eat your poop, that its the only way

>>714049002
Fuckin do it faggot

>>714048829
tell her to send nudes and you'll forgive her

>>714048829
the fact any human would think this is real and you are OP... god help us.

>>714049055
win
>>714049002

>>714049111
How can she say she loves him if she doesn't eat his poop

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alright
dubs decides next

>>714049388
fucking autism. how old are you? 5?
sage

>>714049388
dam

>>714046712
roll

>>714049388
Kek...nice


Got to 1st page for this.

>>714049469
mad you dont have a gf like me? she was in on it all along and you fell for it. sad!

>>714049388
Fucking nigger
>>714049002

>>714049580
haha pathetic...that's the best you can do?

>>714049660
>>714045872
I fucking swear to god OP don't be a faggot

>>714046327
Rollerblading into these mad dubs

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>>714049855

>>714049388
Fag

Next time you are cheating on me, it better be a nigger

>>714049002

I rafft and roosed

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>>714049842
dont worry i got you

>>714049388

This autismo is dubs?

I'm out.

btw this is not a reply, FUCK YOU MOM

>>714046206
go for this one

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>>714050180

>>714050096
I'll take it. Half assed but I'll take it

>>714046634
>laminated

>>714049388
F A G G O T

A

G

G

O

T

>>714050096
...

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>>714048007
fake bb