What is the GAYEST thing you've ever done?

>>714041284

I once ate a Popsicle.

>>714041284
I currently have my dick locked up.

>>714041424
pics?

>>714041284
open this thread

>>714041284
Once I was OP

>>714041524
le fun-e

>>714041468
I do not have permission and master is asleep.

>>714041284
Kissed several other guys over the course of one night.

Jerked off in the same room as two of my friends to lesbian porn and compared dicks.

>>714041284

I once went to /pol/

My friend asked me once, "What's the furthest you ever been with your dad?" I told him that he use to make me blow him and cum on my face when mom was out working late. I asked about him, he said his dad took him to Disney Land once. I was 16 and haven't spoke to him since.

>>714041560
Shut up faggot

>>714041947
>/thread

replied to this thread

>>714041284
masturbated w/dildo

>>714042144
>>714042099
>>714042033

dem dubz

>>714042144
what is your technique? When I do it it's so much damn work to fuck myself when it's stuck on the wall or in the chair. I get off easier if I just hold it in my hand and fuck myself with it and fap with my remaining hand.

>>714041284
Got fucked by a cop

i had sex with a ftm that wasnt very convincing

Going on /gif as a whole really.

I'm a man, and I married a man.

>>714043436
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>>714043244

>green text?

>>714041284
i was sexually active with my buddies from i was 10 til i was about 16 years old.

>>714044047


Why'd you stop?

>>714043941

>met him online
>lived like two towns over
>went over there for the weekend
>way too feminine to be attractive as a man
>masculinity seems forced and awful
>appearance was mostly woman like
>was like having sex with something that wasnt human
>feel nothing but gross regret
>he liked jojo's bizzare adventure

>>714044165
dunno, after i started my friends went to other schools. Also i found out that doing 69 with a friend of the same sex was gay, and i didnt want that stamp at junior high

Fucked in the ass a few times by childhood friend, gotten and given same friend head. Not into all that anymore

>>714044427
w-william?

Got addicted to heroin.

>>714044572
tell your tale

>>714044572


have you seen Trainspotting? if yes what do you think

had perpetual sex with my twin brother at 9 and did so for 8 more years

kissed and did frottage, if it turns on anyone i can write it down in greentext form

>>714041284
Last night i face fucked my friend i just found out was bi

Sucked some dick when I was like 12.
Then tried to fuck him in his ass. My dick wouldn't go in right so we gave up.

Most recently almost got some head from some random guy, but it didn't work out, so we just did some kik stuff.

Thinking about trying some more gay stuff. Want to find out if I'm into it or not.

I once came dangerously close to kissing my friend watching a romantic movie while high off my ass

>>714044746
was it good?

>>714041284
Drunk, woke up to this dude blowing me. Rather than getting him to piss off, I grabbed his head to pull him down on my cock.

>>714044746
green text the experience por favor

>>714044670
I think it romanticized heroin addiction. Dope sickness is way worse than portrayed, the protagonist barely did any bad shit to fuel his habit. They pretty much summed up the first year of addiction in the movie.

>>714044839
It was fucking glorious

>>714044642
It's a long one unless you're really interested. I'm not gonna green text it if you want to hear it.

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>>714044816
>My dick wouldn't go in right

>>714044939
Damn it ok it'll be a minute

clicked on this thread

>>714045071
>>714045071
always interested in drug addicts and how it happened

being a person who never plans to get addicted myself, it's an exotic mystery to me

gayest thing I've done was trick some kid and his girlfriend into sucking my dick. I was like 14 and this was 2004 so I'm sure you guys remember when the full mask hats were popular in the winter.

I told them that I'd give them both 50 bucks if they both sucked my dick at the same time during recess behind our school. I wasn't gay I just really wanted to know what head felt like. Plus this girl was really hot and I knew she had a bf so this was the only way.but it worked. After they both blew me and I told the girl to swallow my cum I ran back into the playground and asked the teacher if I could go back inside to use the bathroom. Took off mask changed into my gym clothes and they never knew whose dick they sucked. But I know... still can't believe I let a guy suck my dick.

>>714041284
theres something fucking hilarious about this picture i cant stop laughing

>>714045213
what was in it for the guy? Did he just want to? or what do you mean you "tricked him"?

>>714045096
Trying not to sound like a hyperbole, but my dick was too big.
Also it may be the not enough lube. He suck it before hand, and I spit on it, but it may not have been enough. We were 12, didn't exactly know what we were doing.
Also, it's a little hazy, I think I repressed this then remembered it some years ago when I started not caring about my sexuality.

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>>714045457
He wanted $50, Idk. When I was talking to them about it I offered $30 for both of them and he said no, then I said $50 and he said show me, and I did and he said ok then they were both okay with it.

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>>714044939
Be me last night
>found out friend was bi night before ive known him for like 3 weeks hung out a few times
>tells me he wants to hang out alone (always had mutual friends over with us)
>came over yesterday to hang out and sleep at my house
>we play some black ops 3 zombies
>he starts rubbing my legs between rounds
>Made it to like round ten and die
>he leans over to kiss me (tfw never kissed a guy b4)
>i kiss him back and the rubbing intesifies
>i start to get hard and say maybe we should play another game
Continued

>>714042848

Jesus there is no need to be a pig about it.

>>714045203
Ok. Summer of 2011, had just gotten a nice place with my then girlfriend of about a year and a half, was making pretty good money roofing for the good months and working with my dad in the cold months. I work hard but i was happy as fuck, getting by own family started while she went to college. Literally 3 weeks into living together, I was at work going to tie into the peak and tripped over some house nigger's(laborer) lanyard, Toledo down the roof and fell 12 feet onto a pallet of shingles. Back hurt like fuck, leg totally numb. Sciatic nerve damage. Get prescribed an absurd amount of opiate painkillers, dilaudid 4mg 2x a day for breakthrough pain. Fell in love with the pills. After a while, maybe 2 weeks i was snorting them.. After the first script, kept bitching about pain, even though it wasn't even that bad anymore, for more pills. Abused the shit out of them and ran out a week before i was supposed to, this was my first taste of withdrawal and i didn't even know it, i just thought i was sick and couldn't sleep. Honestly i was super naive to what i was actually doing. I had a lot of experience with weed, alcohol, coke, Molly, psychedelics.. Pretty much anything but opiates.
Cont...

>>714045291
the fact that it looks like this guy https://nz.linkedin.com/in/danilo-joseph-t-mercado-6b0b7876

>>714041284
When my gf broke up with me for a bit i went to a gay sex club and suckef two cocks at once and fuckef a guy in the ass and got my dick sucked.

No homo.

>>714041637
holy fuck kill yourself

>>714044675
>green text

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>>714046136
>No homo.

>>714046026
Well i did get...porked.

>>714041284
crossdressed and lost my virginity to a 45 years old man with a 22cm long cock because he ordered me to

>>714045978
i'm hard

keep going

>>714041947

2edgy5me

I used to browse buzzfeed and shared the articles on facebook.

>>714046035
Anyway the day came where muy script was supposed to be out and i raced to the doctor.. He wrote me another script, gone in like a week and a half. SICK AS FUCK. Called up a friend who i knew did pills, dilaudid 8s. This goes on until script was supposed to run out again, shit was already expensive but fuck it "my back hurts" ..i was SICK when i went for the check up, doctor basically suspects me of abusing my meds and politely tells me to fuck off. Call up said friend, only he can't get dilaudid, but he can get these things called opana 40s, and the first one is only 20 bucks. FUCK man 20 bucks? This won't do shit for me. Snorted half of it, 10 mins later I'm hugging the toilet. Holy fuck this is it.. Only thing is they kept getting more expensive by the day and in a couple weeks i was paying 1.50/mg for opana. Ok so I'm gonna quit, make it about 2 days and hit dude up again, can't get pills but i need to get sorted out asap because it's Sunday night and i have to work tomorrow.. Dude brings over this funny little paper envelope made out of a Powerball ticket with some grey pebbles in it.. Crushes up about half the paper, i snort it, 10 mins later I'm high as all fuck
Cont...

>>714041284
Got fucked in the ass by my next door neighbor

Ive engaged in anal sex with probably 20 men

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>>714045978
>Play another game hes still rubbing my legs between rounds
>died again he kisses me more and i start rubbing his flat stomach
>my cocks hard now and he can see it cause my jeans are kind of tight
>starts rubbing my cock through my jeans feels good man
>he pulls my pants off and starts jerking me off
>i return the favor.jpg
>i start making out with him while were jerking eachother off
>we take off everything besides our socks
>im diamonds hard now.jpg
>i go down to suck his dick
>its pretty big.wow

>>714041284
i fingered my butthole

>>714046676
keep going

>>714047052
I mean... who hasnt?

Me and a friend sucked each other's dicks when we were about 7.
It tasted fucking terrible. Never been tempted since

>>714047010
keep going

also you're bi too right?

>>714046676
How much was that whole paper? 10 bucks? Holy fuck I'm gonna save so much money! So i buy Idk maybe 20 right then. Tolerance goes up fast. Can't get the funny papers anymore, get hooked up with this shit they call dog food.. Tar whipped with lactose. 30/gram, .2-.3 gets me high. Snorted that until i was down to maybe .2 and hit another guy i knew that shot up to help me out because i had no idea how to do it and i had to go to work.. As soon as it hit me i knew. Fell in love all over again. Skip forward two years, roofing season is over and i can't work for my dad because i can't quit long enough to pass a drug test, girlfriend miscarried, we split up. I went insane. Fat forward 3 months me and a friend are now boosting from stores to pay for dope and our motel room. He gets caught, book and release and right back to it. This continues for a few months. Tell my parents about my problem summer 14, move back with them to get my shit together. Week detox, breaks mom's heart but she sticks by me.
Cont...

>>714044237
Shit.

I was grossed out until you said he liked Jojo, now I'm curious.

>>714045464
Just use lube, that's what I did with my girlfriend when it was her first time doing anal

>>714047248


write a book and make millions

focus on the details and the emotional turmoil of the pain, heartbreak, etc.

transform your shit into gold bro

>>714047350
im not sure why but somehow it makes me more embarrassed about it

>>714047477
then spend all the profits on more junk.

I was playing around with a friend and we joke a lot about being gay (even tho we're two great pussy eaters) and i dunno why but for the fun i pulled my pants down like to show my anus in a submissive way
I didnt think my underwear would come too
And he saw my balls

>>714047667

while writing the sequel about how things won't get better

>>714047248
Anyway after i detox i go out with some old friends and drink one night, come home and parents want me to go to rehab. 10 days and now I'm addicted to suboxone, detox off that ask over again. Parents lock me down to the farm property for a month, then I'm allowed to get a job. First paycheck was like a grand, i worked for Campbell's and was making bank.. First check i go buy a new cell phone from, you guessed it, my old dope dealer. But a few perk 30s off him, i think 7 of them, and i was on my way back to his house at 3am after i get off work to buy some China and a needle. Right back at it. Lose my job after a month for being late and pointing out, secret detox, want too bad. About two weeks clean, get a new job. End up moving out again right around new year's 2015. Clean for a couple months, roommate is same dude i was using with asst the motel. He's still using but his mom rents me a room for cheap so fuck it. End up doing a shot after work, right back at it. Quit that job after a couple months. Strung the fuck out again. How?
Cont...

1/whatever
>Be me, 13 with a friend who's only 3 months younger than me
>He showed me porn and we jacked off together
>I camp at his house for the weekend
>visit is normal, were in the middle of a game and I get a bit horny
>I said "I wanna go fap" and he wanted to join in
>We go downstairs and go in his room
>he puts on porn and we start jacking off
>he says he wants to give me a handjob
>I say sure it probably feels good
>He starts moving his hand and it feel alright
>he moves his hand a little bit faster
>he starts using his mouth
>I tell him it feels amazing
>after like 40 seconds I cum
>and I came A LOT.
>theres some on shirt and coming out of his mouth
>he said it tastes good and he said its his turn
>I start doing the same and I put his dick in my mouth immediately
>I lick it all over and circle around the tip of his head with my tongue
>he came much faster than me but not as much
>It tasted a bit dull but I swallowed cause I was horny

>>714047822
xDDDDDD
Dude i watched porn with my friend but we never saw each other's d xD

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>>714047010
>after about ten minutes of sucking and licking he pulls me up and were like violently making out
>he props himself against the backboard of my bed
>tells me to get on top of him
>at this point im about to tell him i dont do butt stuff
>he pulls me towards him and pops my cock in his mouth
>feels great man.jpg
>i can tell hes having a hard time sucking me off from the angle he was at
>decide to help him out by grabbing the back of his head
>start to thrust my cock into his mouth
>tfw never face fucked anyone before
>after a few minutes im super shaky and i cum in his mouth
>he swallows it like a good boy
>i make out with him some more thrn back to bussiness
>sucking and licking his cock again
>tells me hes about to come so i take him out my mouth and start licking
>he cums all over his tummy
>looking for something to clean up i grab a shirt
>he says no anon thats my shirt!
>im laughing and find some paper towels to wipe him down with
>made out some more and cuddled for the rest of the night
I had a fun night ;)
>>714047243
Yeah im bi i came out to him and some friends when he told me

Heres a couple....


>friends and I about 12 had sleepover in tent in backyard. Got real cold, put sleeping bags together to stay warm. Spoon because cold. My dick goes diamonds slips into crack, he grinds my dick till I blow a load all over my pants. We sleep. Never talk about it again

>years later, nother friend and I really drunk. Watching late night phonesex ads, start jerking it together, blow loads all over eachother while staring at eachother.

>probably a year later. Same friend and his girlfriend and I get all drunk. They make out and get all touchy, she starts fondling him and just pulls his dick out and start sucking it. i start jacking it. Somehow it ends up with me fucking him in the ass while she sucks his dick. i cum in his ass, she swallows his load.

> years later Im married to my wife. Still wish I had a guy friend to fool around with. Total closet Bi.

>>714041284
I keep replying to ads to try and suck cock, no luck yet.

>>714047822
2/whatever
>We get all horny again and we decide to fuck each other
>I go first and he bent over, I pulled down his pants and rubbed my cock against his underwear
>(I'm into assjobs)
>I'm ready, I pull down his underwear and put my tip against his asshole
>before I enter I rub my dick a little to get the precum all over it so its lubed
>I put it in, he said it hurts but it feels good
>I said it feels good to, I start slow but I keep on going
>I kept on going and his ass felt so tight
>He wanted me to go ass rough as I could
>So I go balls deep and start going faster

>>714048009

>after a few minutes im super shaky and i cum in his mouth
>he swallows it like a good boy
>i make out with him some more thrn back to bussiness
>sucking and licking his cock again

See this is where I get confused. Wouldn't you immediately get disgusted by the situation as soon you came? I always do, just for masturbating to shit like this

>>714048009


lucky son of a bitch

>>714048237
dude fucking same lmao

>>714048237


what's there to be disgusted about?

>>714047800
We end up committing all kind of serious crimes together.. Robbing junk yards and selling the shit to other yards to pay for dope, burglaries, breaking into cars, all kinds of shit. Fast forward to summer 15, I'm in a twisted up drug fog where i justified robbing my parents because i thought they didn't love me blah blah blah.. So one day when they were asst work we went to their property and stole a ton of shit.. Scrap, electronics, money, 3 guns. Sold everything for dope. That night mom comes to my house and confronts me, deny deny deny. Cops come and search the house but i already unloaded everything so of course they find nothing.. Roommate used his id to scrap shit and i sold some stuff to pawn shops so they have evidence on both of us.. Sheriff comes to my house to pick me up literally just to talk about it.. I confess hopping he'll throw me in jail.. Nope he cuts me loose. Roommate gets arrested for some breaking and enterings he did on his own and i go to the hospital so they'll send me back to the same rehab i was in a year before. 10 days later i hop the bus to the dope man's house.
Conclusion in next post...

>>714048309
Gays

>>714048237
Why would i be grossed out!? Im bisexual and i like guys more than girls so i dont think i understand?

i once stuck a qtip half way up my asshole. as you can see, im already super hardcore gay

>>714048367
nothing disgusting about it

>>714048237
>I always do, just for masturbating to shit like this
can't agree more

>>714048434

he's just insecure about his own attractions

>>714048450
Super hardcore m8
8/8

I jacked off to gay porn fantasizing to be the bottom.

>>714048146
>after like 20 seconds I cum, it felt amazing
>I didn't cum as much but still came
>he said it felt good and I got all ready
>I bent over and let him do whatever
>He takes of my pants and underwear together
>I felt his tip rubbing on my ass for like 20 seconds
>he spit on my asshole and his didk and puts it in immediately
>once he goes in it feels fucking amazing good whatever
>He goes all out, rough, fast and a long time
>this goes on for like 1 minute 30, and I was loving every second
>he cums deep and and stays in for a bit
>we get all cleaned up and me and him slept together and humped eachother all night.
.
.
He also had sex with his twin sister at like 10, plus I fucked her when I was 13.

>>714048577
I literally just came to that conclusion after reading the other comments too

>>714048351
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>>714047248
>>714046676
>>714046035
The only story worth in reading in a fuck long time and its in a gay thread

>>714048640
wouldn't mind more greentext about that

>>714048673

So?

>>714048351
Sell the dope man the 12 suboxone the rehab center sent me with for a gram of dope, shoot it all intending to kill myself. Overdose. Narcan. Wake up in the hospital. Stay overnight, cut loose again. Check into psyche ward, leave after two days and check into my local salvation army rehab. Stayed for 8 months, ask the while dealing with court on 5 felonies for the shit asst my parents property. graduated the program with a job driving a truck for them. Got a house with my now best friend that i went through the program with. At sentencing i end up getting the deal of the century to bee somewhat puff an example of the hope that can come from making it out of addiction, time served with 4 years over my head and 5 years adult parole. 5008 dollars restitution. Now my home county has a treatment in lieu program because puff my case. I now work for another roofing company making really good money, and I'm closer with my family Now than i have ever been, in fact i was asst their house today so my pops could help me with the ecm on my car.
I was born 08/11/1990

10/12/15 was the day my life started.

Thank you to whoever for listening.

This is now an as a junkie in recovery anything thread.

>>714047719
NYT bestseller. Autoeroticasphixiate yourself while jacking off an underage trap in a motel room.

>>714048673
Tldr

I fapped to this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqhERKrh2W8

>>714042033
this made me kek.
Also greentext

>>714049000


nice trips to end on m8

best of luck to you

get better.

>>714049031

he's cute but his teeth are a lil janky

>>714049000
Bravo

I jerk off to gay porn and eat my cum

>>714049179
*stay better i should say

>>714049000
Glad to hear man. Fellow addict here have to take pain pills everyday for back problems try not to abuse them though use heroin every once in a while but no where near as much as I used to and only smoke it . Keep it up man

>>714041284
>be 12
> visiting cousins for the summer
> meet friend age 13
> very handsy
> we start a game where you try to sneak up on the other and hold them down as long as possible and surprise them by humping into them
>he was slightly bigger and always had more time on me
> looking back i realize he was just getting off on the idea
> one day we come back from watching a movie
> i was horny and i guess he was too
> i decided to stay the night at his place, wearing very thin cotton shorts as it was hot as fuck out he was dressed in some pajama bottoms
> i sneak up on him in his room
> grab him as he half turns in surprise, wrap my armsa round and tackled him to the ground
> position ended up with my dick into his hip and one of my legs between his thighs
> proceed to surprise hump him
> realize hes not struggling to much at all
> look at him and realize he is staring at the wall biting his lower lip
> suddenly realize a very spot is against my leg, he is as hard as s rock and ive been pushing into it with my leg will humping him,
>i guess i liked the idea and was horny enough it turned me on, chub up as well as i continue humping, two thin pieces of fabric between us
> he feels my boner and looks at me
>awkward moment of silence then for some reason we break out in giggles
> im humping him pushing into his thigh with all that im worth
> he suddenly shifts position and pulls me on top of him between his legs, were actually dry humping each other now. pushing our dicks together as hard as possible
> i dont remember which one of us did it but one of us pulled both our pants/shorts down
> rubbing dicks together, panting like crazy on the floor of his room, we kid of took turns being the one on top, one would roll the other over for a minute or two then vice versa
> i remember the carpet being itchy on my butt, odd thing to remember but there you go
>i finished first, and he spend the next ten seconds on top rubbing into me before cumming on me.
continued

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>>714041895

>>714041682
Nigger

>>714049179
Sorry for all the typos, I'm on mobile and i used Swype to make this quicker for whoever wanted to listen. Btw my co defendant has a federal warrant for his arrest here in Ohio for skipping bond or court or something, he left the state and i know where he's at but I'm just gonna leave it alone. He'll get his one way or another. My life's good today. Also although i wish it were under different circumstances i don't regret anything because the only thing I've really ever been missing in my life is the silver lining of my story. My parents are proud of me.

Fuck, /b/, i love you guys.

>>714049619
I understand if you need them to get through pain, just don't let them control you like i did. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Made out with a guy after her blew me. This was last week too

Once a big black gay dude sucked me off when I was super drunk

That was the only time I had ever had any sexual contact with another person.

At my birthday I had 6 ppl over and one of them sucked the others dick when I was sleeping, the only way I knew was when the other 4 guys started yelling ewww what the fuck and woke me up, saw him doing it and went back to sleep.

>>714049648
> youd think we were done but i guess i opened a floodgate between us or something
> i count it all as one experience but after this we got up and cleaned up
> sat kind of awkwardly together for a while playing ps2
> the lightes were out and we were sitting in a darkened room on the bed next to each other
> guess he was ready for round two because i dont remember him even leaning in, just this sudden pushing at my mouth as he started kissing me
> didnt even stop at the time to think it wa gay just let him push me back on the bed,
> proceed to dry hump again while kissing
> both inexperienced, he kept trying to suck on my neck but it made me giggle to loudly
> next came touching each other
> he rolled off me and grabbed his flashlight so he could shine it on me and see what i looked like naked, then let me see him
> we proceeded to lay next to each other and touch all over each others bodies
> ended with us jerking each other off
> i prefered the humping to be honest
> after we came from that we rested for a while
> i actually went to sleep, naked on the bed right next to him
> woke me up by playing with me and tickling my chest.
> he presuaded me to try and suck him off after he sucked me off for a while
> but neither of us were good at it yet so after that the actively just kind of petered off until we got dressed and he went back to playing final fantasy 9 and i fell asleep watching him

awkward days afterward, we stopped playing the humping game for the most part, twice more during my visit did we get horny enough to hump each other for sexual pleasure, once we did it in the bushes next to my cousins swingset and under their window, and the other was in his room again

Prob fall for all the sentimental crap that men pull off when they feel their manhood is in jeopardy

>>714041284
Been a Wrestling fan when I was young, Undertaker was my hero. That was gayer than when I kept cheating on my girlfriend with her brother.

I don't think any fo these stories posted here is believable... i think everyone is just trolling

>>714050421
Kek are you me replace undertaker with kane and younger brother with ex-boyfriend

>>714050609
Welcome to /b/ newfag

I had sex with a guy

>>714045924
photos or it never happened.

>>714048009
Im so jelly

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This.
I'm white.

>>714051235
Nigger lover

>>714050650
Ooh, I like that. Even more scandalous