How should I kill myself. Trips decide.

>>714008239
old age

Alzheimers

>>714008293
this

>>714008293
This

>>714008239
Sacrifice your self to save others

Obesity

>>714008239
> An hero
> Post live stream here

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>>714008239
Take a vat of gasoline and hide it up your ass

Enter a local sauna

At the moment of peak heat, get the gasoline out of your ass and throw it over the fire

Hope you die from extreme conditions, if not; try again

>>714008293

I can't wait that long

Make it simple... An exit bag

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>>714008239
OD on benzos.
LOL jokes on you, because benzos only increase the frequency and not the duration of GABA-potentiated chloride channels opening, the receptors max out before any lethality occurs.

Gun duh

Dont kill yourself and have a happy life

OP.

You only get an hour, then I'm doing it the boring, slit your wrists in a bathtub way.

I just thought you guys were into this shit, and my /b/rothers have made life interesting to say the least

I'm giving back...

Come on

I can't stand feeling like this any longer

>>714008733
Reroll

Don't do it OP. Just wait. Things will get better!~

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>>714009237
Why do you retards think this method works? Even if you completely severed the radial and ulnar arteries, they would clamp down and stop bleeding and clot off after a couple of minutes. The warm bath makes absolutely no fucking difference.

Slitting your wrists is just a way for pussies to cry for attention and try to look edgy and hardcore. It won't kill you unless you're on a therapeutic dose of an anti-coagulant and you manage to cut deep enough to severe the two major arteries of the wrist, AND you keep draining the blood before it tamponades itself off.

What are you gonna do next, OD on ibuprofen and pretend you're super fucking hardcore when 24 hours later all you have is a little heartburn to show for it?

Come to Chicago and shoot up a trump protester rally. Better yet just start running niggers over.

>>714008293
roll

OD on pills while drinking booze

>>714010046
ROLL

>>714009237
that will hurt way too much and you will never do it
I roll for hanging

>>714010322
ROOOOL THE ROOOL

>>714010406
ROLLCEPTION NIGLETS

Seppuku

NO>>714010441

Drink bleach on cam for us

ROLL IT NIGLET>>714010441

>>714010322
roll to death? cool

555 MOTHERFUCKER>>714010514

Naturally of old age

Don't do that

666 cause ur an emo fag>>714010559
>>714010559

>>714008239
Death by snu snu

Attempt 2 at 666>>714010617
Praise the KEK lord

>>714008239
Ive always wantes to do this:
>skydive into a playground during recess

>>714010453
Record it too

>>714010617
O

I give up on life...>>714010654

>>714010657
Reroll

>>714010668
Almost

>>714010657
Refuckingroll

I will get 666 faggot
>>714010696

>>714008239
do it faggot. and livestream

>>714008239

source on that gif pls?

Get a bunch of wasps and release them on liberal niggers by crashing into them causing them to spew out of your vehicle pissed as fuck

>>714010657
Rolling dammit

>>714010730
I'll supply the sword

>>714010657
Rooooollll

>>714010793
the mysterious stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes

>>714010657
Rollin'

hang yourself while jerkin the gherkin

hijack a plane and crash it into a syrian refugee camp

>>714010657
Rollllololol

>>714010871
>>714010873

thank you

Go to brazil, you'll die in 2 seconds

>>714010657
Last roll before i give up and do et myself

Channel 11 tomorrow at 11am

Shoot a nigga... Or 10

Suicide by cop

NIGGER

>>714008239

Set up camera.

"This is Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!"

Then jump in front of a train, while wearing a helmet.

Old age

Smoke cigarettes for 50 years

Put a glass bottle in your asshole. Then smash it. Livestream that shit for keks

>>714011019
The policee will get ya

Choke to death by nigger cock

Bleed out by cutting off your cock when you're diamonds

Die from lack of oxygen, I suggest helium

Overdose on marijuana

>>714008636
Yes, you can.

Rape toddlers

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>>714008239
kill self by taking your own life
op better deliver

Die from AIDS

Shoot yourself

Wear a diving outfit and then free fall off a sky-scraper

Whip your dick out on a train and jizz on the first nigger you see

>>714011205
Dumbass to the next level.
Upgrade: Faggatory

>>714011124
Roll

Fall in love

>>714008239
Livestream however you want.

Drown yourself

Don't die faggot. Its the slowest most painful wait to die anyways

>>714011121
Roll

>Be Black
>Go Outside
>Steal watermelon
>Don't comply

>>714010657

Be a pussy and dont

Death by train.

Smash your head in a hydrolic press

>>714011387
Reroll

>>714010657
Do et

Drink Bleach

By overdose of /b/ shitposting.

>>714011491
Reroll

>>714011491
Reroll

Drown yourself in boiling water

>>714011121
Do this OP. You will become an internet legend

Death by trains.

>>714011555
WINRAR BITCH!

>>714010657
Yooo

>>714011555
>>714011491
winrar

>>714011555
Winrar

>>714011555
Winrar

>>714008239
Gather up baking soda, table salt, soy sauce, milk, and tums. Pour a full bottle of 10fl oz soy sauce into a mixing bowl, and stir in an entire full normal sized salt shaker, and about a half a cup of baking soda.

Drink this whole thing.

It'll be hard to keep down because it's so disgusting, so eat a bunch of tums before and after, and do a chaser with milk (chocolate, normal, strawberry, whatever you prefer).

Within an hour or so, your serum sodium level should skyrocket. Your brain will slowly and painlessly shut down as the neurons lose their resting action potential from the flood of salt.

This will painlessly put you into a coma, and from there, your brain will just slowly die as neurons will have all of the water sucked out of them, essentially dehydrating your brain to death, and leading to multi-organ failure and death pretty quickly afterwards.

The milk and tums will help the sodium get absorbed, and they'll also bump your serum calcium level too, making you go into a coma a lot more quickly.

>>714010657
Dis

>>714011555
Winner. But please stream it

>>714011650
Too late

>>714011555
I'd watch those finnish fucks crash op's head

>>714011665
Fuck so close

Dehadration

OP BETTER DELIVER
ME NO PLAY.
ME RAPE UR MOM

sell everything you own.
Try to see the world. I did it and crossed three countries and found a new life. If you survive the danger of the world you won't want to die ever again

>>714008529
>This.
You got damned faggot post a link first

>>714008239
>>714011491
>>714011555
OP better deliver and stream it

>>714008239
Go to gas station. Buy a lighter.

Go back outside and pretend to fill up your shitty car's gas tank, but really pump all that gas up your ass, drink some of it, and then drench yourself with the rest of it.

Find the nearest female or nigger, jump on top of them and light the lighter while yelling "le 9gag LOL".

>>714011650
How, when the body will vomit this out while youre in a coma!?

Go to computer. Log on facebook.

Send a message to all your friends and post it on your wall saying "I don't feel safe living in Trump's America".

Go to kitchen, grab sharpest knife your broke ass can afford. Stab yourself in the abdomen, just beneath your xiphoid and cut down to your pubic bone. Reach in and find your aorta, ignore all those gutty works, you won't need them anymore. Move them out of the way however you can, then stab yourself in the abdominal aorta. Cover yourself in honey and go lie in the middle of a field waiting for wolves and bears to eat you. When they show up, call the police and tell them you have a gun and you're taking hostages. When the police show up, fashion a pretend gun out of a stick using a rock. Point it at them and tell them you read about this on reddit.

>>714013761

Damage is already done at that point, big boiiiii. google some of the case studies on intentional acute hypernatremia from ingestion of soy sauce, sodium bicarb, and table salt, it's surprisingly lethal.

>>714013761
doi wont work on here, so just google these titles. There are many others you can easily find.


>Fatal hypernatremia from exogenous salt intake: report of a case and review of the literature.


>Fatal hypernatremia due to drinking a large quantity of shoyu (Japanese soy sauce).


>[Fatal hypernatremia due to accidental administration of table salt].

>>714008636
Sucks to suck. Old age bro

>>714013027
Jesus Christ that end kek

>>714013027
Jesus.
Rolling for this creative fucker

By misadventure. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_misadventure

go to gym until you die of exercise / old age

Set up a TV, a chair, a video game or entertainment system capable of running netflix, and a gun.

Sit in front of the TV, turn on Netflix, and find a show called "Sirens". Start playing it from S1E1, and don't stop.

After a couple of hours, that gun is gonna start to look awfully friendly.

>>714008239
lsd overdose

>>714008239
You should stop being a pussy and live to death.

>>714008239
Oxygen Overdose

>>714008239
go to the store. buy all the bologna. if they have insufficient bologna, buy out the next store. eat until dead from bologna.

Stab yourself in the dick

Any of these 3, You can pick these ones, but i prefer the third one, but you can't be white on the third one.

-Assassinate Hillary and die by police in the worlds biggest shootout

-Columbine 2.0

-Shoot up a Trump protest rally (Must be black, muslim or mexican)

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Go to museum. Find cursed amulet. Remove cursed amulet. Wait for mummy army to kill you.

>>714008293
roll

>>714008293
..

Drench yourself an room in flammable liquid light everything up post on 4chan bbby

>>714008239
Clorox

Sit on your ass all day eating at least 5,000 calories of at least 85% carbs. Smoke 3 packs of cigarettes daily, drink a liter of >60 proof liquor daily.

Wait 20 years until you develop T2DM, CAD, CHF, COPD, cirrhosis, CKD, and A-Fib.

Catch a cold. Go to ICU for a few months while your family demands everything be done to keep you alive. Waste hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars before you finally go into MODS and die.

Oh wait, that's what 99% of trump supporters are already doing.

>>714008239
shoot urself

>>714008239
The Adventures of Mark Twain! What a great movie by Wil Vinton.

Oh, and kill yourself by taking good care of homeless animals until you die of old age.

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>>714018724
oooo look, a butt hurt liberal platforming on an anonymous message board. why not gather some of your "peaceful" friends of the monkey variety and go assault some more trump voters then upload the video to youtube to demonstrate how progressively regressive you are?

love you niggers, thanks for the free entertainment via your loss

Beat yourself to death

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>>714018724
is that you laci green?

>>714018996
T-H-I-S

Choke on a dick

Sneak into a zoo and let those fucking animals maul you

>>714019311
This

>>714010657
roll

Put a grenade in your mouth

Fall off a plane

Fly to space

An Hero

Don't suicide.

>>714008239
report her to sharia law

Shove your head up someone's ass you'll die easily

>>714019995
Close

>>714008239
Okay so first, buy some piano wire and super glue. Then tie a noose out of the piano wire and superglue your hands to your head. Then proceed with standard hanging maneuver, but the piano wire will be (hopefully) sharp enough to cut your head off, and then when someone finds your body it looks like you ripped off your own head

>>714008239
Hang yourself off a school flagpole