What is the most effektive way to get laid /b/ No hookers Pic is me

Rape

>>714002044
Confidence. Think you're hotter shit than you actually are. Chicks will get confused and blow you from sheer confusion.

>>714002044
talking to girls. Won't get laid asking b. Normie shit facebook.ig, etc. Compromise

>>714002044
say you are benedict cucumbersnatch

>>714002044
girls are not interrested in you
you just dont have "that look" girls in your age want
wait 2 years or so, and 15-16 year olds will be into you, but idk if you like that sort of thing
either way, try to get more masculin and wait a few years

>>714002044
OR simply humor! Make a girl laugh, and you'll have her eating from your hand.

Literally says Screenshot as the file name. Nice try.

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>>714002412
I am working out as hard as i possible can to nake up for my baby face any other ideas that might help

>>714002714
Its a screenshot from snap since they remove the save image button

girl here, i would fuck you. confidence is everything.

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>>714003485
seconded

>>714002044
you're 7.5/10 at least for looks so idk. don't be an asshole and pretend like you're not even trying to get the phucc. Either that or fuck an ugly girl.

you're actually pretty hot, unless you have some mental problem, just go out to a bar or something and talk to chicks. I wish i looked like you

I will try to go with the more confidence and then just go to some new bars

Thanks /b/

Tinder?

>>714002044
I would suck you dry better than any girl would, no questions asked. Would even pay for it.

>>714002191
This.

>>714002044
sos de peru papu?

>>714005264
My tinder game is weak as fuck, maybe because i live in a small country And outside det city or because i look like shit

>>714006238
You don't look like shit at all

>>714006370
How do i improve my tinder then i aint getting any fish og the hook

>>714006238
Where do you live, sexy OP?

>>714002044
Spit in my mouth

>>714006602
Honestly I can't give too much tinder advice cause I'm gay and used Grindr and scruff

>>714006702
In Denmark little shit country but with good welfare system

>>714007447
Not a shit country. If you ever want a bj, let me know, I ain't far

>>714002044
Stop being gay for starters

>>714007528
So are you German og swedish?

>>714007740
Southern European, and gay, I am afraid. But I live near Kiel, so...always ready to service such a beautiful Aryan hunk like you.

Not that you lot ever go for it. But I am telling you - boys suck better than girls.

>>714008443
Fuck off and die you degenerate vermin.

Find who you are and embrace it.

>>714003039
How old are you?

>>714002044

Ryan you're a fucking pedo and a fag.
I don't know which is worse.

>>714009035
Is this you, OP? Do you feel good now? Do your balls still feel undrained? Are you still a quivering wreck of a social outcast even though you look better than 90% of this board? Are you still acting like a little Minecraft autist around all the girls despite being a blond alpha-male looking, Hollywood-certified god? But you still can't get laid like that? Does it warm you at night knowing that vermin get laid every night, ceaselessly and needlessly and carelessly and effortlessly? Does it bother you when the lonely, depressed cumshot you eeked out of your shrivelling, ignored penis, dries on your bedsheets and sticks you to the mattress? Does it feel good to be ignored but oh-so-manly and non-gay? Does it? We might day of AIDS, but at least we got laid. When you put that bullet through your worthless head, you won't put it through any memories - just regret.

Sleep tight, dumb prince.

>>714009513
Nope, not OP. Did I touch a nerve, you vile fudge-packer? Looks like it, but tldr.

>>714009780
Of course you can't read, sadly wanking into the night makes you go blind.

>>714009858
>Can't
>Won't
Learn the difference, cum guzzler. Pipe down, don't you have some nigger cocks to deep throat?

>>714008443
I want to try out a guy but no gay guy ik is a qt3.14 (they are all ugly as shit)

I'm not gay but you're hot

>>714009994
I only deepthroat white meat, while you can't even be a cuck as no woman would touch your rancid piece.

>>714010013
Not all gay guys are ugly as shit...some of us can do it right. And there are always gloryholes.

>>714010253
I have no problem getting laid. Is that all you have going for you? Endless animalistic buttfucking? Revolting.

>>714010468
Your hand and your down's syndrome sister don't count, you shrub-rocketeer.

>>714010652
Nah, but even if that were true it would be better than being a mentally ill, pozzed faggot. Don't forget to take your HIV meds today, pal.

>>714010948
No meds can lift your IQ out of the Kentucky level, chum. Enjoy the plentiful Appalachian-like genepool you are fucking into.

>>714010253
Got to find some gloryholes or find some qt3.14 blonde twink i can throw around and fuck good

>>714011779
How about being sucked by a raven-haired, slim, smooth twink? No blonde twink here, I am afraid, but I get the job done.

>>714002191
This, to be honest. Also, don't act desperate but give the impression you don't care if she'll fuck you - instantly her mind will think there is something wrong with her and to prove herself she'll guzzle on your cock all night.

>>714011408
That's not true though. So why should I be offended? Lmao. You know nothing about me, whereas I know you're a vile faggot. My insults apply to your degenerate lifestyle, yours are baseless. Keep grasping for straws though, that's cute.

>>714011854
Only if you let me plow your ass first before I finish in your mouth

>>714012076
Basic reading comprehension would probably let you know where the insult lied, but why bother with that - you have to keep that brain safe for your 9-to-5 brainless job tomorrow. Enjoy your life, my friend, may it be full of anger and "getting laid" as you imagine it to be.

>>714012091
That's the aim...

>>714011854
Pic??????///////

I'm a 5'8 guy with an above average build, very nice face admittedly but im still only 5'8. My girlfriend is a 5'7 blonde that weighs 113 lbs with D cup tits.

I don't know what the fuck she likes. Really....she could be dating millionaires with her face and body. Just be yourself. I am weird as fuck and she likes it.

>>714011854
Height & weight?

>>714012340
Way to miss the point. Nothing you say about me is effective, because you don't know anything about me. I know you're a disgusting faggot, so my insults actually wound you. Just look, now you're grasping for more straws. "9-5" How do you know anything about my job? You don't. Just another straw grasped. Lmao die of AIDS asap, faggot.

>>714003039
GTFO. You don't need our help

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>>714012481
Jawohl.

>>714012662
6", 70 kg.

>>714012699
Yeah, I am pretty disgusting. It gets me by. Have fun clutching at the smallest straw in this thread later tonight.

>>714013029
I bet your parents are so "proud". Nobody wants their kids to turn out as fudge-packers. How does it feel to know you're a disgrace and embarrassment to your own family?

>>714012862
Looking good!!! Was actually hoping to see what your face looks like. The raven hair has me intrigued.

Get Handsome
Get your hole

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First you're going to need to get some balls.

>>714013029
Mmm what is your favorite position