ITT: We're all in WWI

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>>713994939
rollin' to be an Austrian on the Italian front
>dumb whops trying to assault up a 2km tall cliff

>>713995110
Awww damn you got trench foot and she'll shock.

If I was in war I'd tie some medal around my dick

>>713994939
We're taking volunteers to Christian Europe from the Hun. We don't want an queers, atheists, or commies in this critical operation.
>four years later
Oh shit, the Jerries killed all the straight Christian capitalist men. Guess we're a nation of gay atheist commies now.

and that is how Europe became the shithole it is now

i'll be at the Canadian front.

kill all murricans

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>>713994939
Hey, Ireland!
Want some quality German rifles?

>>713996077
Hell yeah dude, just wait till we put on that Easter party

>>713996077
Sure lad

>>713994939
If dubs i shoot hitler

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>>713996346
Looks like you missed

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Ireland fight with Germany

>>713995776
Same

Just wait until they create a Civil War MMO game.

>stand in a row with teammates
>don't fire
>don't fire
>don't fire
>don't fire
>Oh shit, enemy fired the first volley
>die
>it's a last man standing match
>20,000 players

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>>713994939

Oh no! I got shot in the foot. Looks like I'll have to be sent home now. Aww

>>713996470
Its Mount and Blade Napoleonic Wars but just with niggers involved

>>713994939
Rolling for the front of the back of the Canadian front.

>>713995110
did something around 2/3rds of alll the astro hungarian troops die?

>>713996570
>MMO
>m&b can't handle more than ~50 players
I'm talking 1,000+ at least on a relatively small map.

>>713996346
> Hitler was involved in ww1

Kys.

Oh shit lads, it's the mustard gas!
GET YOUR MASKS ON!

>>713997032
>Masks

Piss soaked rags..

>>713997030
he was a corporal in WW1 you retarded fuck

>>713997032

Aw fuck it, My girlfriend is probably lessing up with my sister anyway. Might as well just die a hero and make the bitch guilty. Can you quickly shoot me in the head?

>>713997030
you're trolling right?

he was wounded in battle idiot

WE ARE STONGER TOGETHER

>>713996791
Close enough

SHHHiiiiiieeeeeet i can't put on my mask

>>713995689
LOL

>>713996346
oh no not mein fuhrer!

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>no one picking Germany
Enjoy living in your dirt holes, peasants. Us Germans will be /cumfy/ in our trenches.

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DEPLOY OPERATION HIDE BEHIND THE DARKIES HERE!

>>713994939
Hallo Freunde, für einige Würstchen und Brezeln

>>713994939
In my hellcat hunting facist tanks, it's like a race car with a cannon

I have trench foot and dysentery, Do I really have to go over the top?

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>>713997032
Aw fuck, I couldn't find mine. It'll probably be fine, right?

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>>713997645
GAS GAS!!

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>>713998188

>>713997030
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEIR HISTORY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HITLERS FAMOUS LIP FUZZ WAS A RESULT OF BEING IN WWI YOU DOLT
HE WAS WAVING THE BLOODY SHIRT YOU FOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713998175
"Girls like scars."

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>>713994939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aY2Q6nEh34

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>>713994939

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Well it seems we called up too many men and have a shortage of workers. Anyone who rolls dubs will get taken from the front line and given a cushy reserved occupation with extra pay and lots of lonely wives around.

>>713998798
Oh hell yeah

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>>713996673
I think it was like 2/3 wounded/captured/killed. My great-grandfather was captured in 1915 by Russia, escaped, but found out that he was going to be sent to Italy so he surrendered to Russia again.

Other great-grandfather fought in the Dolomites from 1917-1918 then took part in some of the larger battles. No idea how he survived this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_the_Piave_River

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>>713998872
Oh hell no

>tfw you get back from war to see your gal wearing jeans

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>>713998188
*cough* *cough*, you all outta shells hun!

>>713994939
I time travel a stealth bomber and take out key officer positions forcing an all out war which causes the Flu epidemic to spread faster than it did before I showed up due to the increased dessertion rate and general soldiers not having comms.

2016 world population: 1 billion

You're welcome.

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>>713998872
Unlucky soldier. Here's your objective, you go over the bags at dawn.

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>>713999174
>tfw you realize your number one gal was your only gal

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>>713999174
What about me?

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>>713999556

>>713999490
Aw narts

>>713999556
Nope. But because you got close to double trips you can carry the lewis gun.

>>713997030
He was in WW1 and stated that the German surrender and the treaty of Versailles was a major motivator for him

>>713994939

I say chaps! Are we ready to give the Boche a damn good bashing?

>>714000092
>not posting the full gif

Faggot.

I'm walking across No Man's Land, if singles I get shot, if dubs I make it and get taken prisoner because this is a stupid idea, if trips the allies shit themselves and surrender

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Ragnarok reporting in *monsterous screech*

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>>714000167
Come at me.

>>714000298

...what the fuck is happening to that guy?

>>714000206
coming to get your stupid ass, singles I get shot, dubs i reach you, trips we make it back

>>714000380
right here dingdong
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>>714000380
it's called faking a tard walk to get out of the trenches

>>713994939
Our country has the best military ever! We'll wrap up this war in two weeks tops.

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>>714000585

What will i do with all this mustard gas?!
*fumbles cannister*

>>713994939
if dubs i will get the victoria cross from australia

>>714000380
Nerve gas

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>>714000774
bloody hell mate off by 3

>>714000380
Shellshock.

>>714000822
This too probably.

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Yo whitebois, leave dem Germans to us

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>>713999866
Emphasis on just being soldier.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_Adolf_Hitler

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>>713994939

You have my sword.