What would you do if I was your roommate?

>>713980900
Get a new room mate.

>>713980900
Hopefully be able to save money.

>>713980955
/thread

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>>713980955
>55
>nice
also fpbp

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>>713981025
As in how exactly sir?

>>713980900
i'd ask you to put some pants on and pay the rent

Fap

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>>713981314
...in front of me or? privately at first?

>>713980900
Set up one of those small mobile sound proof rooms that are like 2x2, say it's for recording videos without background noise, cuff you inside of it and have a lock on the door, tell everyone you moved out for some reason, keep you there as my personal fuckslave, only let you out to clean you out before sex, you could eat and there though, always have a gag in your mouth so you couldn't yell for help as soon as I opened the sound proof room, eventually you'd accept your fate and embrace your sole existence being taking my cock and cum as many times a day as I wanted, with good behavior you might earn some trust, you could earn some "outside" privileges where I let you out of your soundproof house to do stuff around the apartment, like cook or clean, and if you were really good, maybe suck my cock while we watched a movie together during dinner, of course your dinner would be my semen,, not people food.

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Would be so hot to sneak into kitchen late at night for something and hear my roommate in his room, hear my name and find out he's jacking off to me and saying my name. Would immediately drop my panties and finger my butt right there

>>713981381

Maybe we could switch hands :3

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>>713981526
Yes...after this :) >>713981514

>>713981671
Ok, just the tip :3

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If i had a hot sexy roommate i would dildo myself all the time and leave the door cracked. I would make sure he knew I did that and loved it.

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For some reason I really want a big, hard, hot guys cock to rub all over me

>>713981671
Pull my cock out in front of you and see what happened

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>>713982133
Omg really? This sounds so fun. Like, so you'd just be like 'hey' and pull your cock out? I would gasp but not be able to take my eyes off it. I would be like wtf are you doing but staring at it the whole time

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>>713980955

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>>713982133
Nyes?

>>713980900
If you were my roommate we'd be fucking. I'd leave a nice load in you at least once a day.

Pull out my dick and see if you suck my big juicy and shinny glandis

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>>713982966
Omg really? Would be watch movies and cuddle and stuff together too? I would eat up your cum and help you empty your balls whenever you needed :)

>>713980900
I would make you my pet

>>713983117
OP here ya atm I certainly would <3

>>713980900
Tell you to get dressed your Evangelical dad is here to take you to therapy, and if you don't pay rent next time I'm not giving you a warning.

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>>713983213
Omg what does this entail? How old are you

>>713982379
I would do it joking around but you would know I was interested as I got harder with you staring

>>713982783
Looking good

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>>713983470
Mmm i was thinking about just this. Like I cant take my eyes off and watch it swell up and become a total boner. Tehn realize Im what made you hard and blush hard.

>>713983521
Danks :)

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Hey OP.

I'm fairly open/blunt so I would tell you you're really cute and bring home a coffee after work and ask if you'd want it casually sometime and then interrogate you in a friendly way over coffee alot. Maybe ask you to play vidya sometime on the couch and fill your ear about the game I'm playing and try to hint at you to figure out if you had a boyfriend/SO. Then if the coast was clear I'd make you breakfast sometime and ask you out!

pic unrelated but kind of related

>>713983663
Now I'm sitting here with my hard cock throbbing in front of you. I can also see a swelling in your panties so I know you like what you see. I'd have to start running a little bit.

>>713983204
Hell yeah. We could watch Netflix all day, and cuddle naked on the couch or bed under a big blanket.

>>713980955
aaaaand thread's over, good job

>>713983204
perfect

>>713983204
wife material

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>>713983906
Holy crap! Amazing my absolute fantasy :) I would accept the coffee gladly and join you an open up up about myself since I knew you were interested. Would be psyched about playing vidya together/just watching you play. I would play hard to get kind of but I would let you know subtley that I didnt have anyone in my life

>>713983909
I would keep acting like you were just joking around and ask If i can touch it laughing, and keep acting like I was just goofing off as I put it in my mouth and started sucking you off for realz.

>>713983930
Yes! My fav thing...I love the idea of being 100 percent naked both of us under big warm blanket together!

>>713980900
I'd Make you my sex slave

>>713984750

That's pretty cute buddy. You have something you want me to get in touch with you on or are you just here for the drive-by lewing /b/ and see ya.

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>>713984658
>>713984288
Thank you!

>>713984750
I would force a laugh too as I run my hands through your hair and push you down further on my cock. My laughs would turn to moans as I lean my head back and enjoy you working my cock

Practice wrestling moves on you.

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>>713985066
Well I like showing off but I would be flattered for you to want to get in touch with me. My email is sissygirlcasey@gmail if you want..

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Well I've been in a drought so I'd fuck you, being in the military has not been good for me in that sense

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>>713985276
I would look up into your eyes as I grabbed your balls with my other hand as I went down on your cock and you would know I wasnt joking anymore.

>>713980900
Would sneak into your room and jeark off all over those dirty pantys while whearing a pair on my face

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>>713985552
You are so hot! Would date ya. I would be grateful, idk would you normally not fuck me you mean? You might like me tho

>>713985722
You would know how horny I was bu how thick my cock was in your mouth and all the precum leaking on your tongue.

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DISGUSTING DEGENERACY, PURGE THIS THREAD

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>>713985878
That's not me lmao this is, and normally I would if I was dating but I don't normally fuck people I just meet, but there's exceptions

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>>713985807
Yesssssss you would?! I used to do this to girls and always fantasized about guys wanting to get into my panties too. I just love the idea of a guy wanting to get into my little used thongs and sniff then and jerk himself off...so hot...I would start leaving them out so you knew

>>713985807
I hope I would find your big load dried all over them and stlll be able to smell your cock that was all over them

>>713980900
Damn id deffo fill your tight little hole with my warm semen

>>713986544
Are you straight? Do you think when I go meet guys that are looking for a roommate i should dress this way, i.e. like be open about being a cd?

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>>713980900
Make you park your cute little boi butt right on my cock after you've gobbled it up and made it nice and wet for you to slide onto.

damn OP, not only you're sexy, but you seem really nice :|

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>>713986772
Aw, rewwy? Ive been down lately that makes me feel good.

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>>713986669
*makes cute squealing sound*
*slips massive penis inside butthole*

>>713987131
Why aren't you sitting on my face, damn

>>713985722
Grab your hair as I get close to blowing my load in your mouth

>>713987131
i'm always happy to cheer up sexy anons ;)
I might contact you lol your butt really matches my taste
would bury my face in it/10

>>713980900
Kill you in your sleep

>>713987442
But only after you fuck him right

>>713986661
Yeah im straight but i would really like to have your sexy little ass as a roommate

>>713986661
straights would beat you up right away and/or rape you. only fags would be fine.

>>713980900
You would stop being my roommate and start being my boyfriend. We would do all sorts of things together. Would love to do some role playing with you.

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>>713987634
Fuuuckk yes!!!! I want to just be the sexy little femboy roommate for a st8 guy like you. Maybe i could convince you its not gay to get your nut off me when you cant bring home a girl you know? I could take care of you then if you got home drunk and stuff

>>713987350
Really yay :) Im glad you likes it. So you saw my email or? Def contact me pweeese

>>713987303
hehe thanks baybay

>>713980900

I would use you as my bitch, sex mostly but cuddle too, i have my hearth. Only till i found something better

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>>713987822
Tbh I like the idea of being raped so that would actually be kind of kinky what Im into. But beat up yea not so much.

>>713987841
Hehe so just toatal bf materiel then...Really waht kind of roleplaying? I like fantasy stuff like being an elf

>28 images
>no timestamp
G T F O

>>713987975
Sounds hot, i think we would both enjoy it if i force myself upon you if i come home drunk

>>713985372
Do you have a kik?

>>713980900

I'd beat the shit out of you for being a faggot then pour gas on you and set you on fire in your bed. That's the proper way to exterminate diseased rats like you. Fucking fudge packer. #MAGA

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>>713988666
Im liking this..you come home wasted and horny and decide to call me by my name, then bust your cock out for me and force me to suck that

>>713988347
Yes total boyfriend material.

We would do lots of different role playing scenarios. You could definitely be an elf and I could be a wizard. You would, of course, have to suck my magic wand.

Other scenarios would be student-teacher, kidnapper, police officer and citizen, job applicant, king and servant.

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>>713980900
I'd kick you out cause I know you have HIV I saw your bugchasing ad on craigslist

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>>713989297
I live in montana douche bag I would shoot you with muh gun before that happened yo ;)

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>>713988666
>>713989436
enjoy your HIV lads

id lmake u bend over and lick ur asshole

>>713989609
Motherfucker I live in the south. I've got fucking guns you stupid cock sucker. My point stands, exterminate the faggots.

>>713989485
>>713989615
Yikes

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>>713989930
mmmmmm rape me daddy

drugs

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>>713989297
>mfw reading this post

>>713989485
Is this true?

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>>713990287
sage my AIDS daddio!

>>713990360
yep. Notice how OP stopped replying? The thread will 404 soon

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I do not have AIDS. Fucking trolls. Goodbye.

>>713990436
What city was the ad in?

>>713990360
See! See what I mean? >>713990436 >>713990509 OP leaves the thread cause he got caught out on a CL ad looking to poz guys

when we're in the house Id treat you like a sluttly little girlfriend, cuddling, watching movies and fucking you whenever I wanted.

>>713980900
Lock up my panties and makeup

>>713989330
Ignore them id definitely cum down your throat after throatfucking you sexy little slut

>>713980900
I would tell you to never expose yourself to me when I'm in the house with you.

If you did, I would kick your faggot ass.

If I walked in on you and you'd been alone for awhile, and you were doing your little boy pucci bullshit, I'd give you a minute to get decent.

If you were honest with me from the beginning and told me what you liked to do in your freetime, I wouldn't room with you.

>>713980900
I'd fuck it

>>713990547
Cant remember the city but iirc it was Utah

>>713990816
make sure you have your hazmat suit!

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I'd fuck you when I'm horny and ignore you and treat you like shit when real girls and friends came by

>>713980900
>>>713985807
>Yesssssss you would?! I used to do this to girls and always fantasized about guys wanting to get into my panties too. I just love the idea of a guy wanting to get into my little used thongs and sniff then and jerk himself off...so hot...I would start leaving them out so you knew
>>713986392
Oh yeah id leave em all sorts of places so u knew .... then when your in the middle of one of your ass toying sessions bust in and make u suck me off while u furiously fucked your own ass then switch atm

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>>713990682
I like

>>713990762
Femanon? I would def get into your panties lol.

>>713990816
That sounds so good I want it

>>713990846
Would apologize profusely and hide in my room always, just doing my boi pussy bs'

>>713990876
yay

>>713990988
Lol sounds like my old best friend. Would reluctantly take it from you.

>>713980900
I wouldn't invite any friends over.

>>713981401
gay

>>713990988
What's wrong with your peen?

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>>713991372
Hmm why specifically cuz embarrassed of me or to keep me to yourself/jealousy?

>>713991359
>>713990682
We'd be cuddling on the couch, watching a movie and then my had would drift down to your little cock gently stroking it until you got hard

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>>713991748
I would be super shocked as i realized it and slowly start to realize what was actually happening and enjoy it. My hand would innately drift over to your hopefully opposite of mine big cock.

>>713991359
>>713991606
damn, your best pics

mfw no cd bf rommate...
why even study
why even live

>>713992379
You'd be happy with it ;) I still stroke you and lightly kiss your neck treating you a like a little girlfriend.

>>713992400
I love this post <3
This is why I post this thread i knew i needed to be cute cd roommate for college guys...help you study and make you so happy.

>>713992735
>This is why I post this thread

to find horny boiz to give HIV

>>713991478
it wasn't mutilated when I was a child

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Fuck I'd never leave the apartment, I'd just want to watch you parade around in your sexy lingerie and getting me hard.

>>713980900
I'd make you my pet and fuck you whenever I pleased.

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>>713993320
Damn that thing is huge! After the first time glimpsing it or finding out how big it is I would be prancing around the apt in my best panties all the time. Would come home and be like "anon do you want to see the new lingerie I just bought?" Would always show you my new stuff and ask if you thought it was sexy and if guys would like it

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>>713993644
pooping your aids onto it, remember this?

>>713993644
Mmm fuck baby. I want to come home and catch you playing with your feminine penis in my room, sniffing my boxers

>>713992975
thats an ugly cock jesus
looks like a hotdog being choked

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>>713993934
No way, you know i do that?! This is so hot, I would die of embarrassment seeing me playing with my little fempen and smelling your big cock

>>713993974
stop hurting my feelings :( I'd take the word of all the women I've fucked who all loved my cock over you, anon-splergelord

>>713994467
I'd smirk and drop my pants, shoving your face into my boxers and cock, getting hard knowing how much you want me

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>>713994712
I would take in the scent of your hard cock and more boxers and start sucking you off like a girl would. Then innately bend over and put my butt up in the air.

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>>713994712
What would you do to my face?

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>>713994712
Sorry, what would you do to my face?

>>713980900
Kick you out for being a faggot

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>>713996026
Smack it with a brick