In this humble thread Only post in Haiku form Pic unrelated.

Shut your fucking mouth
Why even post this dumb thread
Just go kill yourself

>>713979377
Better then a thread
Full of pics of naked girls
saturating /b/

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>>713979377
Shut your fucking mouth
Why even post in this thread
Just go kill yourself

>>713978788
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they can be weird
refrigerator

>>713979691
maybe just next time
you can learn proper grammar
before you just post

Idea great this thread had
But /b/ is not what it used to be
Idea great this thread had
But it lays ignored , lonely , abandoned

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>>713978788
You know what I think?
I think you should fuck right off.
Tits OR GTFO

Yall can fuck right off
back to yo mama's basement
Also fuckin checked
>>713978788
>>713979377

>>713980307
this guy, i like him
He got his head in the game
but it aint haiku

Suck a fucking chode
Take it in the fucking throat
Spreadin jam on toast

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>>713980996

I just can not shit
My ass is a volcano
There's no god above

>>713978788
what up bitches its
the wwe champion
the one JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENA

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>>713981824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

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>>713981824
>john cena meme

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This delicious meal,
Chicken, onion, and pepper
Just add an egg, YUM!

>>713982611
Holy shit anon
That looks like a plate of crap
Why would you eat that

>>713982611
What a dope meal
That looks excellent
Chink cuisine

>>713982611
What the fuck is this?
I would rather hang myself
than eat your shit, fag

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>>713982611
I almost forgot
I also had a smoothie
BlueberPineApple

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2369YY2P8

>>713982703
>>713982993
You mix the egg in
It cooks with the heat you fags
Forgot what its called

>>713978788

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>713983256
Oh, I get it now
I still would not touch that thing
I hate eating eggs

Your Haiku's are weak
Your mothers will be weeping
from lack of effort

>>713983444
You can take your trips
And fuck off to faggotville
You muddafukka

I come to 4 chan
I arrive at this dumb thread
OP is a fag

I don't like Haikus
the structure is restrictive.
they are hard to use.

>>713978788
two numbers align
the true beauty of the post
is not the content

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This is a haiku
I really do like 4chan
I'm just eleven

there once was a faggot op

who decided to shit post on b

though he did not realize

that haikus emphasize

not just syllable count, but beauty

there once was a man from Nantucket

whose dick was so long, he could suck it

he replied with a grin,

wiping cum off his chin,

If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it!

(that one is older than most of you)

pineapple pen
apple pen
penpineappleapplepen

OP is a fag
Fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
Say it with me now

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>>713984065

>Haikus demanded
>anon does not give a fuck
>Writes shitty limerick

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it was morning when I did get up

yearning for scrambled eggs with ketchup

through the window I spied

a frog on one wheel ride,

so I yelled out to him, oh shit, waddup

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>>713983433
I first tried it with couscous
That also had peppers and onions
That meal was much, much better

>>713984443
so close to quatteronis

>>713984356
bad syllable count
this poster does shame himself
the family shame

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>>713984356

>>713984443
here comes dat boi now
cycling on a one-wheeled bike
me: oh shit, whaddup

>>713984586
just one digit off
the pain is forever mine
here's the missing one

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Here, come see my traps
it's now a spiderman thread
also, banana

>>713983549
Solid sir, solid.

>>713984745
Harold and Kumar
set upon their greatest quest
for tiny burgers

where did you find this?
save it, it's all yours my friend
why thank you Lori!

I see so much porn
My wood is getting burnt hard
The wife is weeping

the spiderman hung upside down

from a strand of his web wrapped around

his neck very tightly

to end the pain lightly

after burying Mary Jane in the ground

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>>713984859
It will never be easier to find us
You should accept your failure, faggot
We have done nothing wrong, yet.

>>713982916
Anon, you're stupid
All three of those lines were wrong
But yes, food looks good.

This thread is cancer
Just like all the ones before
Poetry is gay

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>>713985325
That's not correct form
back off or correct yourself
stupid piece of shit

four leafed green symbol
memories of the memes past
moot is eternal

>>713978788
OP is a fag
he likes to suck guys penis
what a fucking fag

>>713978788
OP the faggot
All day can't get enough cock
Faggot faggot fag.

>>713984557
What the fuck is this
thats not how you write haiku
five, seven, then five

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>>713986008
Okay, so let me throw this one on you just for size
You're walking down a dark sidewalk late one night
And suddenly you get raped by a pack of niggers

How is that senpai?
I worked very hard on it.
I hope you enjoy.

I was asking my female friend why,

we have never gave dating a try.

she offered to walk me back,

to where? I then had to ask.

she said back to the friend zone. I cried.

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>>713986416
You wrong, I'm afraid.
Haikus can be 7 5 7
Lol, get on my level

of the fedora, I have heard it said,

it will get all the ladies in bed.

but no matter how I tip it,

the ladies don't seem to get it,

I'm a nice guy who just wants to wed.

>>713986792
This is also same
For 9 7 9 mode, m8
Or vice versa - yeah

>>713978788
Jesus Christ, OP
You're such a huge fucking fag
Deepthroat a cactus.