how it's like to have a gf?

It's like having a bf without the penis.

Like an IRS agent that's hounding you for more back taxes and occasionally has sex with you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, it feels like not even trying to make her squirt and her loving me more for it. Dirty Harry slut.,

>>713966615
at first it's really like having bf that u can fuck, if it dont go down it stays like it...
btw talking bout girls who dont suck out your wallet assets, some of bitches just being with you cuz of prezents, restourants and shit...

What's it like? Stay single my friend. All women do is spend your hard earned cash and nag you about every little thing. Stay frosty for the love of baby black jesus

>>713966996
P.s you haves sex almost every day, and sometimes even unexpected sex.

>>713966776
this

Since she's fucking you and you're not chad she expects you pay for it one way or another. With your time or your wallet or both.

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>>713966615
Feels like you have already won at life, cause you have finally found her; for about 2 months.
Then, you start seing her flaws; you will want to change some things about her, which will fail.
Then, you start missing your free time - your real free time, just for you and nobody else.
Then, the cons start outweighting the pros.
Then, you break up.
Then, you get severely depressed and start hating yourself, cause "you could have tried harder" to make this work.

Then, you repeat that.

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>>713966615
Time consuming

>>713967312
this is dead on. If you're lucky the first part lasts a little longer

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how do you acquire a gf?

>>713967312
>you want to change some things about her

you're doing it wrong.

>just accept her flaws and eventually you will love her for them
>she will fuck you way more
>nice guys get fucked way more than asshole bfs

>>713967599
Depends, do you want her to like you?

>>713967599
It's a side quest.

>>713966776
This.
>Do this
>Do that
>Do those
>Do more
>rationed anesthetized starfish sex
>lather, rinse, repeat

>>713967762
Top kek
×2 internets for you

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how about actually dominating your gfs you betas

>>713967312
Pretty much this.

Honeymoon period: All is rosy. Sex is awesome and happens often. She doesn't nag you. She pretends to like the shit you like. This period lasts for about 2-6 months.

Post Honeymoon period: Sex decreases. She starts not doing the things you like. All this shitty normie shit she likes starts coming out. You begin to realize you are spending way more on her, than her on you, by at least a 5:1 ratio. She become bitchier and cares less about her appearance. She may start dressing nerdier and gain 20-30 lbs.

The end period: She is an outright cunt. Sex is nonexistent. She only wants to do things with her family and friends, never yours. She never cooks for you, or does anything nice for you.

If you find a woman who stays cool forever, congrats, you have found the 1 in a million bitch. Never let her go. The other 999,999 times, it is as I described above.

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>>713967675

>tfw you're nice to your gf but you slowly realize she's mean and selfish
>start to feel like you're endorsing her shitty behavior
>suddenly fucking her feels like a chore

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then this happends to them

>>713966615
Is she finnish? Looks like my ex gf

>>713969106
nope m8, actress from polish sitcom

>>713968157
>All this shitty normie shit she likes starts coming out
dude, this. this so much
Met mine on an acid house party; couldn't see this shit coming. But eventually it struck me how big the mind gap between us is.

>>713968157
fucking true !

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>>713969106
looks to me like she's just getting started

>>713969608
??

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>>713968377
I haven't gotten to the final stage yet, but your post feels pretty accurate. She's apparently allowed to be the world's biggest asshole to me as long as it's in a slightly jokey way, but god forbid if I do something even remotely dickish around her, doesn't even have to be TO her.

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Only reason I don't have a gf is because
>tfw 5'3" adult male

It's a pain in the ass bruh.
1. Go to gym, get haircut, nice clothes
2. Get Tinder
3. Go on dates
4. ???
5. Bang bitches!

Stay independent, having a gf isn't worth it.

>>713970542
going on official "dates" already means you're a cuck

>>713970258
Yeah man that hurts your chances a fuck ton even if you're good looking not even gains will do much the only off set for shortness is lots of money

>>713967675

>she will fuck you way more

This is bullshit. I've accepted her low sex drive and it definitely hasn't led to more sex.

>>713967312
Spot on.

>>713970704
Confirmed; saw few short dudes at the gym - some really nicely ripped.
Doesn't matter tho, this still looks ridiculous.

>>713970704
Yeah, my face is pretty average too so... it's not gonna be easy

On the other hand all my friends are 5'7" and under and still get girls, I'm the shortest at 5'3" though... damn my hispanic genes

Having a gf can be the best thing ever, or the worst thing ever. In some instances, it can be both at the same time. She was my closest friend, and my partner in shitty situations. Now I have all the me time in the world, but me time fucking sucks. I never realized how much of my life involved her until she wasn't a part of it anymore.

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>>713970842
>>713967312

Of if you had a true love gf since a young under 20 age, you know what it is all about. Especially as a free American getting older +21 it is honestly meh with stress and money wasting.. she is the same way, we do not need each other lol

>>713970258
>>713970704
I actually feel sorry for short guys, not in a condescending kind of way. Just the other day I heard two girls in the office I work in talking about how she wouldn't date a guy.
>>I saw him stand up and I saw how short he was, I didn't realize how unattractive he was until then!
Then they giggled to themselves like nothing similar could happen to them. It's just bitchy behaviour and you know they'll get super offended if some tall guy says that they're too fat for him.

>>713970821
cuase your probably a bitter fuck. am I right?

Great

>>713971321
I actually had no idea about this until my GF's best friend came back in to town and they got drunk and she started talking about how height was like her most important requirement for guys...

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>>713966677
My girlfriend shouldn't have a penis?
Oh fuck.

>>713971647
I've heard it a few times from a couple cousins as well, that the guy who's short may as well be an ugly freak, even if he's a lot better looking than I am. It's incredibly shallow to judge someone by a characteristic they can't change.

>>713966615
its like having to pay twice as much for everything just for some consistent pussy.

>>713967599
Go places. Meet people. Simple as that, if you spend time making connections and friends, you will eventually find y'self a girl. The secret is not to look.

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so got a bit of a greentext story about a kinky ex of mine if anyanon wants me to share

sometimes having a gf can be great, othertimes not so great

>>713966615
its like a dog who wont stop barking and you can fuck

>>713972421
Agreed mate but at the same time the first thing that usually makes you attracted to someone and them to you is physical appearance.

>>713973046
I don't think it isn't that way, just that it's very hypocritical and fuels women's egos that they should be getting whomever they want, no matter what they themselves look/act like.

>>713967326
Yes you have to balance the things you like doing with the time you have to put into the relationship. That's where most guys fail at this.

>>713973354
But then for us guys women could be any height look at Madison ivy she's only 4'11

>>713966615
oh well, here is what i learned from my longest run, you come home from work and shes already there, mad for something you are not affiliated with and you get the shit storm in your face before you even can say hello, she didnt made any food for you, only for herself and used all pots so ofcourse asking her to clean them so you can make food is out of option, so you take a shower and she comes in... but before you think shes getting frisky, no, nooo... she closes the window and start shitting and leaves you there to suffocate, so youre coming out of there, deciding to make a sandwich... but of course she threw the bread away because it would have expired next week, the funny part? shes not eating the bread at all... so you get your clothing and start to get out but shes already behind you accusing you of leaving her alone because you are a fucking insensitive asshole who only cares for himself so you stay home instead and fight than rather going to get some food outside... and let me tell you the best is about the sex, its lovely, you are horny all the time and she never wants sex ever, like never ever... and dont start me on getting sick, i almost broke my back and she expected me to go grocery shopping because she hadnt any food for herself and she wanted to get a coffee with her friend first while the shops are closing... and never try to fix anything because you are the asshole and all is your fault anyway, so one day you break up with her and she drops this "AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU???" currently fucking hookers, got HPV already but its not that bad, alteast im having fun while getting it

>>713972899
Share.

Mariolka z Kiepskich, jprdl

>>713968157

This one got it. Pro tip: dumb the CUNT IMMEDIATRLY once she starts projecting her bad mood onto you.

>>713973825
You need to follow my guide to "red flags with women" you would have never gotten yourself into that shit relationship

>>713966615
It's like someone breathing bback your neck, always complaining, bitching about you paying attention and giving money. You know it's shit. It's easier to buy hookers and then just forget bitches.

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>>713974047
chooy ci w doope cwelu, Mariolka najlepsza

I've been with my gf for 5 years now.
>don't spend any money on her, just buy her food some times and she smokes my weed
>she stays fit for me and lifts and eats healthy
>she loves to fuck
>loves to suck me
>let's me cum on her face
>i get to play with her feet
>she's getting her master's degree in architecture
>submissive, doesn't bitch, if she bitches i call her out on it and she sometimes cries if I'm mad at her
>similar interests
>doesn't want kids
>also she's 8/10 redhead with blue eyes, my fetish

She gets annoying some of the time, just like any friend would, but usually she's great.
You have to get with a girl who doesn't suck.

>>713974994
>>doesn't want kids
It's like you want your race to fade away.

>>713966615
It's like having a hand with a mouth. That won't shut the fuck up. Ever.

>>713975127
I'm mixed race so i have no moral obligation to any race

>>713974994
Living together? I assume not if you just buy her food. Why don't you but her other stuff?

>>713974994
Post pic
Red heads with blue eyes a bit pale after my fetish

>>713975338
So am I but I'd rather have kids to diminish one half of said race, eventually it'll be unnoticeable.

>>713975127
Ah, these people. I thought you guys took the weekends off?

>>713966615
It is horrible. She tries to finger my ass everytime I am distracted.

>>713967312
Yup. Pretty much this.

Overrated as shit and the biggest mistake I've ever made was not staying single 6 years ago.

>>713975578
Kek

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>>713967312
this

/b/'s sexual politics is the most bitter and depressing worldview, second to the things mullahs teach teenagers to make them join ISIS

>>713966615
Just like getting a videogame, your emotions change throughout the experience.

When you first buy a new game, you're very intrigued and exploratory. You don't know all of the mechanics or areas or quests and you're constantly learning - and that need to learn drives you to keep searching and trying.

After a few months you've started to figure out what you like best and you've fallen into a rhythm. Now it's all about min-maxing. You improve in some areas and stop caring about others. You grind up your melee but let magic fall to the wayside.

After a year none of your friends are playing anymore and it's no longer interesting. You know everything and it's not exciting. You start looking at other games and wondering when you're ready to move on.

There are some tricks to help keep the relationship interesting. My biggest tip to people seeking a relationship: even though their methods are atrocious, Christian morals were developed over thousands of years of pattern recognition and trial and error. Men are turned on by visual stimuli -- we see a breast, we get turned on. Women are different. They're turned on by mental stimuli. Shame is one of the biggest driving factors for female arousal. If she feels vulnerable and exposed she'll cream her pants. This is why women need to show propriety (don't have sex with other men) and keep their clothes on at all times (even behind locked doors). If that happens then when they take their shirt off around you it will be exhilarating for them. If they walk around naked all the time then there's nothing special about it and so they aren't aroused when you're getting ready for sex. Not aroused = not wet = painful sex = even less aroused, and slowly but surely things decline.

Men pulling the "put your clothes on, you disgust me" bullshit may seem like they're being assholes, but they're actually protecting their sex for years to come.

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>>713967312
He's right, you know...

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Do you think it' s possible for someone with no friends to get a gf?

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>>713978025
It's a bit harder, but not impossible.

tons of apps to make the "job-hunt" easier

>>713967312
/thread

>>713978385
I love only one woman. Ok, two. But, I will still do my best ;)

>>713978489
And remember kids: in that sense, love is evil.

*** DO NOT GOTO LOLITA99; IT WAS LOLI-3D. I FOUND tags ON MY SERVR FROM THESE SITES. DO NOT go there or buy anything. they do not need your card# to track you. PLEAZ! I DO KNOW SITES not being tracked, I am afraid to I.D. them in the PuBLIC DOMAIN.

>>713978169
>>713978198
>>713978233

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>>713966615
You know the myth about donkeys being stubborn and impossible to move when they don't want to?
It's not a myth, donkeys ARE just like that.

And that's exactly how having a girlfriend is like.

>>713966615
its fucking awful, dont do it

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It makes me sad that I've been single for so long, and that online dating doesn't seem to work at all. You could say that being in a relationship isn't that great, but to me that sounds like eating a meal and saying to a starving man that food isn't a big deal. You just feel like shit and worthless because nobody has ever loved you.

>>713978725
Voyager reactions.

>>713969851
Hello Mr. Noodle

>>713972834
your retarded advice is shit. i "haven't been looking" for 14 years and counting now and not one single female even wants to be in the same room as me. dumb faggot!

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>>713967312
feels bad man

>>713966615
tu mnie ruchaj XDDDDDDDDDDDD kisne

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>>713978986

>>713978969
Normies don't understand dude.

Don't blame them. Do you blame a goldfish for being so stupid?

When your dog shits, do you explain to it why you don't want it to shit inside? No, you just have to train them and hope they can grasp bits of it.

Find you one that isn't a bitch over stupid shit and that does the dishes.

Cooking is optional since them majority of females can't cook anymore.

Mexicans are the best relationship girls.

Overrated and draining.

>>713979160
damn, she's a winner.

>>713966776
Rarely. FTFW.
>>713967084
>>713967258
>>713967312
THIS.

>>713967762
>>713968005
OMFG WIN! Top kek for sure!

>>713967990
Fuck. This as well.

>>713968157
This is the most comprehensive description. And it's true. And it applies in marriage as well.

Me: W/M/48. California. Make almost 200K. Have a daughter (still too young.) And have a wife who is ALL OF THE THINGS ITT.

Anons, no matter who, no matter how bad it is, just buy some Astroglide and fap on /b/, and go live your life. Girls will come your way from time to time, enjoy them, fuck them, then when it starts to tank, leave them without regret.

Do. Not. Ever. Get. Married.

I'm not a robot... but even THAT would be better.

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>>713979297
But I want this life

Does it still exist?

>>713967599
You don't. It's a stupid concept to begin with. Just go out and get laid, or buy a hooked. Still cheaper than a gf

>>713979420
Fuck no.

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There will never be a cute girl who cooks to make me happy...

>>713979420
That life never really existed, everyone who ever lived has had problems and stress in their life.

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>>713978025
No

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>>713979420
No it doesn't... it was a fucking dream that the Jews invented for your dumb ass and you believed it.

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>>713966615
it's pretty gay, dude

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>>713966615
I find almost all women too boring to be around for very long. They have few opinions outside superficial shit, no curiosity.

Plus getting and keeping a girlfriend seems like too much work for the occasional bit of sex.

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>>713979125
this

>>713966615

The first 3 years you fuck about 4 - 5 times a week. After that you fuck aber 1 time per week.

Im with my gf für about 10 years an i fuck 2 times an month. And that is not getting better.

it's like a bag of sand

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>>713979611
That's harsh but thanks for your honesty

>>713979420
yes, there are midriff-baring lolis still

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>>713978909
Others have specified further what difficulties you may endure in a relationship, and these explanations should also proviide sufficient data for you to understand the similarities between coercing a donkey to join you on your path, and being in a relationship with another individual.
However, in this case you are allowing your emotions to control your desires, guiding them toward a pointless goal of achieving something you think you require. I suggest meditation to help focus your attention.

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>>713979420
It still exists, but it's difficult to realize now given how complicated and demanding life is nowadays. This was when a man of average talent and intelligence could afford a house like this and support a family on a 40h/week job.

>>713979584
>>713979615

No. This was real once. I'm a cynic, but statistics don't lie. Marriage rates were high, divorce rates low, work hours decent, standards were attainable.

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>>713979827
my wife turned into a major horndog after 12 years. Its great because she wants to be on top. I just sit back and let her get it going.

>>713978573
That's a keeper right there!

>>713980010
It's not about achieving something I feel like society says I should have, I'm just incredibly lonely. To be human is to desire affection and touch, so go back to bed Tuvok.

>>713980125
My grandpa had that type of life in the 50's and was still miserable, he worked hard and owned a business but still got no respect because he was Jewish. He beat his kids all the time and had heart attacks at work due to stress. Everyone has problems, it wasn't easier in the past.

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>>713967312

Fuck you man.

You're absolutely right and I hate it.

>>713980125
>Marriage rates were high, divorce rates low, work hours decent, standards were attainable
Because men were allowed to beat women and women weren't allowed to file for divorce

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>>713980125
No, it was always an illusion given to you by the Jews through their money control and media propaganda. A lovely combination. Sure it was good for whites for a while but that was about 10 years in reality right after you fought their Jew war for them and died. Of course their little white goy's deserved a little reward. Then the 60's came... and the 70's.. and on and on.

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>>713980519
No. Just no. What destroyed it was the 60's. It was a hollow revolution that started a moral decline continuing to this day.

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>>713980664
I'll agree with you that the 60's broke it. But the whole thing about the jews seems like conspiracy shit with little basis in fact.

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>>713973825

its awesome i love my girlfriend except sometimes it can be scary haha

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>>713981118
Congrats.
Could we see a pic of her please?

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>>713966615
Waste of money. Your soul chips away day by day unless you're with a person whom you actually love, and loves you back. You gotta be the right guy and you gotta do everything right.

Then maybe, I assume, it's all worth it.

Woman are not worth dating until their 40-45 and the kids are out of the house.

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why would someone want a gf? women are good for one thing only socially: that is for sex. have sex with a girl a few times but don't muck it up with being tied down to one (something i never understood) or you having to pay a ton of money and time on them. they are wortheless, vapid, selfish creatures because they depend upon the undiscriminating tastes of desperate men. if men finally said enough of this shit and forced a woman to prove their worth beyond being pretty and having a vagina, the world would be a much better place.

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>>713967312

>>713966615
How it's like to have a bf?

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>>713980839
Here you go buddy, welcome to the real world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY90MSkQtrE&t=154s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4zMVZ8HnFI&t=3s

What you should be asking is what is it like to have a girlfriend, have banged her sister, and have a side girl that knows her and is turned on by the arrangement.

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My only hope is that VR in the future can replicate the experience of having a gf who loves you.

>>713981439
what is it like to have a girlfriend, have banged her sister, and have a side girl that knows her and is turned on by the arrangement?

>>713980455
No, people are just equally happy independent of their living standards and circumstances.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill

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>>713967312
>tfw currently on third stage

It's getting near

>>713966615

Like having to carry a full garbage can on your back over a rushing river of piss.

>>713967312
currently in the depressed state. This is spot on

>>713980455
Says the lazy jew

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>>713981561
You still have more than we ever will

>>713980714
>>>/pol/

>>713968074
You do dominate but then she just gets boring

>>713981813
What part of random do you not understand?

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I wish I had a gf to go on vacation with.

Do you think I could pay a random girl to accompany me?

>>713982007
Sure you could. But would it be worth it? No.

>>713967675
The girl I like believes the world is flat, NASA lies to us, and who knows what else. My IQ is 155 and I have a very hard time holding my tongue when she says these things.

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>>713982180
that sounds endearing

>>713967312
most of the reee'ers on 4chan will never know the pure truth that this post is.

Holy shit is it spot-on.

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>>713978169
>>713978198
>>713978233

>>713970258
I'm 5'11" but have small hands. I am very insecure.

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>>713982338

>>713968074
You're not gonna want to be around the type of woman who allows herself to be dominated for long. Unless you're a fucking beta.

>>713982335
Sucks to be you, small hands are a major dealbreaker.

>>713982180
I'm on the spectrum for schizo related stuff and even i'm not delusional enough to think the world is flat

Somethings wrong with her

>>713966615
Best thing about having a gf for me was being able to just go up and touch her and grab her and kiss her without worrying if she wanted me to or not. I could just do it

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>>713981280

>>713966615
>how it's like to have a gf?
Asking /B/...

>>713982280
Not when she posts on facebook "Someone once asked me ifI was enlightened. I didn't know what he meant at the time, but now my eyes are open."
I cringe. Dude. You're 28 and still live at home. I can deal with that. But I need some maturity to counteract it.

>>713982452
It feels bad man.

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>>713982554

>>713982639
As it should.

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>>713982639
Post a pic of your hands?
We will be honest brother

>>713966615
Awesome for two weeks.

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>>713967599
>Interact with people randomly
>Randomly find someone interesting
>Randomly, interest is mutual
>????
>break up

That's been the case for my 2 gfs, at least.

>>713982743
What's there to be honest about? It's a fact. I'll take a pic anyway.

>>713982457
>>713982180
Can you tell the flat earthers to come up with some new content? I like reading crazy conspiracy shit at work when I'm bored at work but there's not much new coming out from them.

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>>713982652

>>713967312
so much this. Marriage can stop it from happening, however, by making sure you never get free again without having to fight and pay a lot.

>>713966615
the sex is nice. the rest is shit

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>>713966615
most of them start awesome and go on terribly and painfully. you have to experience though. Calm sea never made a skilled sailor. In the end you will have an understanding of what is it you seek in a woman and you shall settle for that. first few will acquire you if you are hesitant with or without your will.

>>713983142
fingers way too tiny compared to the rest of the hand

3/10

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>>713967312
Well said anon.

>A single tear was shed that day.

This was the only reaction image that was any close to sad.

like a bag of sand