depression (just suck it up faggot and move on) adhd (just pay

>check it out guys I'm being edgy on the Internet

>>713961626
op not being a faggot (trying too hard)

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>>713961626
>insulting all the conditions you have won't get rid of them

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>>713961626
Fibromyalgia

Gluten Intolerance

Complex Regional Pain Syndrome

Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

>>713961626
Torsonic polarity syndrome

so many of these """""conditions""""" have just become buzzwords

cancer

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>>713963133
Kek

>>713963360
Anon can you give me sauce on that pic its from a book i read when i was younger. When i saw it i was filled with nostalgia.

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>>713961626

Shit, the stoopid social anxiety really fucking gets me erry tiem

Every time someone mentions they've got social anxiety I just see pic related in my head

adhd

binge eating disorder (just eat less)

anorexia is real though

>>713964174
It's a real thing though.

>>713961626
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4chan

the most dangerous condition of all

>>713961626
>neck/back pain (walk it off faggot)
Heh, knew a guy who treated his back pain just like this, picked up his lawnmower one day and went down unable to feel his legs. After six months of hospital time he can walk but he can't feel or control his left leg from the knee down.

>>713964146
frog and toad are friends

>>713961626
>neck/back pain can be due to untreated and undiagnosed injuries so you're kinda dumb
>depression CAN be chemically induced
>ADHD again CAN be chemically induced
>Anxiety once again CAN be chemically induced
>Diabetes is real as fuck but it's really just as simple as watching what you eat before your body reaches the level at which it because a major health concern. It's not all that easy though considering the cheapest food is the sugary disgusting shit that's horrible enough for you that it will actually cause diabetes - so basically you're just telling people to stop being poor
>Autism is real as a motherfucker and I'm actually fairly certain it may or may not have something to do with spinal or head injury/trauma suffered earlier in a child's life.

>>713961626

I know this is a troll but anxiety exists.

I got someone ringing me at work because a customer was kicking off because of something I had sent them. When she was explaining what was up I was getting that sinking feeling I had done something wrong. It wasn't the first time I had done something wrong either.

I was definitely suffering from anxiety during that conversation. My bowels felt like when you hold in a shit or a really persistent fart. My legs felt weak and I felt cold and shaky,

I have never been to the doctors about these symptoms but reckon a situation combined with history really can cause anxiety complete with physical symptoms which are hard to disguise.

Turned out what I had done was not so bad. I read her notes a few days later and all she had said about our conversation was I had agreed with her on one point which I think was just to back herself up.

Now I reckon she was just as worried as me but because of her personality it didn't manifest itself as aniexty.

>TLDR: Anxiety is real and defintiely something certain personalities can suffer from and it makes you look like a pathetic, nervous wreck which is not something someone would choose to fake.

>>713964366

That sounds like something a faggot would say

Faggot

>>713961626
PHDipshit

>>713964612
what are you "very doubtful" about?

>>713961626
>Paraplegia
Prove that they aren't just lazy. Heh..Thought so kid...

>>713964259
>anorexia is real though
No it's not just eat more

>>713962614
fpbp tbh

>>713961626
Next time try posting better bait.

>>713961626
>Don't exist
>If you have these conditions get over it
>Don't exist
>Get over it
Holy shit dude

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>>713963133
Yep, think we're pretty much done here. Also checked.

>>713961626
>autism (you're just a stupid faggot)
>stupid
My IQ is 138.

On one hand, IQ tests are a poor estimate of intelligence and fail to take many things into account.

On the other hand, they're a lot less poor an estimate than the opinions of arbitrary schmucks. So yeah, sorry, if the question is whether I'm stupid or not, I'm gonna have to go with "no."

Don't get me wrong, there's definitely something wrong with me, definitely something mentally lacking, but I don't think it's a matter of intellect. I'm not "stupid," I'm just a manchild. A gifted manchild, but a manchild nonetheless.

Autism is real, and it is precisely the condition of being a manchild. That's why they call it a developmental disability instead of a mental disability. Because it's not your mental CAPACITY that's hindered, it's your mental DEVELOPMENT.

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>>713965467
You actually seem pretty fucking based for an autist.

>>713961626
Jeez,my neck and back hurts from falling off 10 feet. Better just walk it off.

>>713965575
Thanks. It's taken a lot of work for me to be able to express myself in a remotely reasonable way. I'm no more mature than any autist, but we can be trained to look like it, to understand what maturity is "like" and try to emulate it. That's the kind of stuff they teach you in supplementary "special" classes.

>>713965575

Nah, someone based wouldn't try so hard to justify themselves. They would shrug this shit off and not reply.

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>>713964700

Yeah right keep telling yourself that

I feel a bit nervous when talking to random people. That can't just mean I'm an insecure loser, I must have a syndrome

Yeees that's it, a syndrome, that way I can get out of actually facing and or doing something about my fears.

2/10 for making me reply

Also nice dubs, to bad they were wasted on your gay shit

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>>713961626
Cancer

>>713961626
Are you a troll or a Scientologist?

>>713966014
>implying people with mental illnesses don't actively struggle to combat them every day

>>713961626
5/10
Pretty good.

>>713965467
>My IQ is 138.
>Falling for a troll.
Really?

>>713961626
Just, just, just, just, just, just shut the fuck up cunt gg no re

Afluenza.

It's literally lawyer jargon for "He paid me a lot of money, he can pay you a lot of money, too."

>neck/back pain (walk it off faggot)

Thanks OP, made my day.

>>713966165

>implying I didn't get 3 years of basic psychology in a failed attempt at education
>implying I don't know about mental illnesses

>implying anxiety is one of them

Ha

>>713966295
Yes, really.

First of all, social savvy is a matter of mental maturity, not IQ. And, as I've said, my mental maturity is lacking. It's understandable that regardless of my intelligence I might be gullible.

Beside that, it doesn't really matter whether OP actually believes what he's said about these disorders. Even if he's trolling, the fact of the matter is that he's reflecting opinions that actually exist and are wrong. Therefore, if I can deny them in a way that seems reasonable, I have a chance of lessening the prevalence of these opinions on a very small scale, if anyone who genuinely believes these things should happen to see my words. See, it's like social activism, you see, except really small and shitty.

>>713966493
You went into psychology? Are you retarded

>>713966014

Next time try reading it properly and i won't need to write the next part and we can skip to the green text.

Nah, I don't have a problem talking to random people. I like meeting new people.

The anxiety stemmed from thinking I had done something wrong (again) and when she was explaining the situation it was becoming more and more obvious I had.

Except it turned out I hadn't and she wasn't pointing the finger. She was just trying to get to the bottom of it because she thought she had done something wrong.

>Or it could be that your troll was unoriginal and I thought you were fair game to troll back.

>I was fairly certain if i wrote some old guff you would reply with an explanation of why it isn't anxiety.

>>713963133
/thread

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>>713966568
Ok 138...

>mental maturity
Another name for this is EQ?

>fact of the matter is that he's reflecting opinions that actually exist
...???
People deny evolution. Should we take those people seriously iyo?

>I have a chance of lessening the prevalence of these opinions on a very small scale
Realistically you are making a negligible difference. It's like giving a single drop of water to a kid dying a thirst, it does nothing, especially in a troll thread.

I do understand how you are thinking though.

Obesity but only because it's actually mislabeled and is actually just depression.

>>713967737
kek

>>713966568
Don't tell me you're not going to respond 138

>>713966014
You have never experienced the physical symptoms of anxiety. Why would anyone listen to your gay ass I secure shit.

>>713969126

I secure shit for a LIVING, son.

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>>713966568

PTSD.

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diabeetus

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>>713965467
Sending you memes until you respond...

>depression
>anxiety
>social phobia
>abcdefgh diagnoses
just a fancier way of saying crybaby. suck it up and stop being a little bitch

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>>713965467
You got my hopes up, I was excited to talk to an autist with an IQ of 138

>>713967166

You're getting a bit flustered there, try and keep your assburgerjimmies in check, keeps them from rustling.

Seriously tho you are just a faggot, get over it, everyone has that from time to time, but we don't have a syndrome, we just go through unpleasant social encounters and then leave them behind

Faggot

>>713969126

Bitch I been securen' shit since you were jacking of in yo mammas phat ass pussy

>physical effects

Pfftftft, yeah I've never sweated intensly while dtuttering like a retard
With the amount of substances I abuse I'd say I've had about every physical effect in the world by now

Try harder

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Hey /b/ guess who's going to post next?

>>713970043
>dtuttering like a retard
Nuff said

>>713961626
>These conditions don't exist because I, some random with zero medical training whatsoever, have decided they don't. Please give me (You)'s
2/10: I responded

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>>713961626
Any sort of organ failure. I had 2 beers last night and my liver is fine.

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>>713963133
annnnnnnd threads over

>>713964174
Except that it's real. Op's post was a troll, and you're taking it seriously.

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>>713961626
>OP not being a edgy 12 year old(just accept it you faggot)

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>>713965467
I'm not angry... I'm just disappointed

nice bait but can you do this?

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>>713966908
No he has anxiety

restless leg syndrome

>>713970343

nice try troll

Better luck next time you candy-assgot

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>>713970853

Chronic Lyme
Non celiac gluten intolerance
Those "worms" that whackos think bleach enemas can get rid of even though they don't exist

>>713970853
Gotta be b8. Nobody is that stupid.

>Projecting this hard

>who are you talking to?

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>>713970343

"this man will reply in an angry way when I say anxiety is real often enough"
>implying

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>>713961626
>diabetes (just control your sugar and stop eating mcdonalds faggot)

>hurr diabetes not real
>durr you get diabetes from eating mcdonalds and sugar

choose one, retard.

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>>713971522
I've never seen someone be so much more off-base than you are, right now, in this moment.

>>713963133
heh - I came here to post this, but you already had.

>>713971699

"off-base" must mean "right" and/or "allknowing" then in klingon or sum shit

>>713964612

Agreed all those CAN be chemically induced but the majority of people just need to get over shit and push forward. It's so easy to get diagnosed with any type of "disorder".

I had depression/anxiety (still do sometimes) but I know most of it was just being in a bad situation at the time and once I got out of it things got better. Sometimes I still get "triggered" but that's from me overthinking or getting lazy and my diet/exercise goes to shit so I end up feeling shittier.

But yeah, anyways I went to a doctor about year ago. Told him I felt stressed out. Tried meditating, self help books, exercising whatever and it wasn't working. Diagnosed me with GAD and gave me some pills and sent me on my way. Sure it helped a little bit, pills are cool and make your life easier. But a year later my rx ran out, was on some new insurance through work and old doctor was out of network and couldn't renew it. Cue a few weeks of hellish withdrawals, got back to normal and realized the pills (after a few months) weren't doing much, if not making me feel worse (felt more depressed, more suicidal but dgaf cuz pills make you not gaf) and realized my problems were still there, and were always going to be there unless I did something about it. I still have good and bad days, but tackling everything head on and improving my sleep, diet, exercise and just in general not being a retard with my health and not sperging out over every little thing does wonders for your mental health.

>>713963133
and dubs to fucking cement it

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Nice bait OP

schizophrenia

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Death. Completely made up. There's no evidence for it.

>>713974785
Now that you mention it, I've never heard a single person say it's happened to them who wasn't totally full of shit.

>>713961626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

schizophrenia - just niggers who cant come to terms with the effects of all the drugs they're been on

>>713961626
>tfw this nigga has never seen a scan of someone's brain with depression
Yeah, ok. Whatever you say, bud.