EASILY CURE LONELINESS AND MAKE YOUR DICK HAPPY. TODAY! Really

I once had a cat and it's name was frank

>>713959931
Now baby, I am sure that cat was very lovely. But it's not going to make me feel all warm and fuzzy. ;) - Be creative

>>713959779
Yeah thats not going to happen slut. Also tits or gtfo.

>>713960159
Op has a dick 100% bet money

>>713960159
You shouldn't talk to girls like that! Its... Unbecomming. But of course you don't have to take part... But that makes me sad :(

>>713959779
>I'm here to collect email adresses. Totally not to spam them with irrelevant marketing bullshit
FUCK OFF

>>713960288
I thought we would encounter this problem of you gentlemen reckoning that I am in fact a man and not a girl. All I can say is the winner will be very happy when he sees me. :)

op is a sea poorfag scammer

>>713960332
If I was going to seriously collect email, I certainly wouldn't use 4chan as a medium for doing so. Despite the many people who frequent these boards, there are no where nearly enough posters and readers to harvest any decent levels of e-mail addresses. It would be a complete waste of time. There is also the culture aspect, people who frequent 4chan are particularly non-compliant and rebellious.

>>713960596
tits and timestamp or not playing your shitty game

Alright I'll bite

I love the way you talk. It's very cute.

Discord name: russss

Hmm come on guys. In the meantime would it help if I took some pictures of myself with a sign with today's date on it etc?

>>713960842
First genuine compliment today. You are of course winning :) - I am completely serious, as things stand you will win me.

>>713960845
yes

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>>713959779
You know how this works.

>>713959779
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>713961090
>=]
>=D
kill yourself

>>713961132
falling for this pasta, retard

>>713960931
Tag #1152

>>713961090
Aw thats so sweet thank you and nice to meet you Brian:) - I do like a guy thats good in the kitchen
;-P

>>713961132
lurk more cancerboy

get cancer op

>>713961090
>3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

The cringe and the clench of my sphincter nearly killed me. Thank you, you asshole. Now i'll have to shit blood for the next 3 weeks.

Faggot...

>>713961235
> Wants to be controlled
> Goes for the biggest faggot imaginable

OP confirmed b8

no picture of yourself..

oh well wouldnt win anyways :P would just be used as a sextoy and choked all the time

>>713961263
I realise it's standard practice here for residents of /b/ to tell people to get cancer, and most of you are completely desensitised to just what a deplorable thing it is to say. Regardless of how irreverent and brutal you can be while you sit comfortable and safely behind your computer screen, I think it is worth mentioning just what a simple minded and lazy thinking dolt you have to be to post a very hateful and massively circulated message. There is no creativity there, no style, panache or wit. I speak it speaks volumes of your character, and I am pleased you have opted not to take part in my little game.

I think it's funny that he said he is a guy who can be found in the kitchen, any girl who actually wants to be controlled and craves being controlled would get tired of that, they also don't like compliments all the time, that's why they get double sided comments... I mean if OP is an actual girl which there is no proof of she wants a guy to control every aspect not a fedora tipping neckbeard

>>713961536
Nah /b/ro I'm winning
>>713960931

>>713961536
There have only been two people taking part

>>713961685
tldr faggot, get raped, get cancer and then die

>>713961662
I will take some. Tell me what you want, you guys are hard to please, and don't seem very trusting. But, keep posting those lovely messages :)

>>713961763
>Nah /b/ro I'm winning

>2016
>still calling these lowlifes "people"

>>713960842
Russsss from 'discord' is winning so far people. Just to let y'all know. I am touching myself right now by the way. All of the anger and testosterone here has just gone right to me ;-)

[email protected]

op u r fuckin perfect m8.

you're a flower. you're also a rainbow and a river. you are the manifestation of all perfection and i want to i don't fucking know. i want this to not sound gay, but you are fucking perfect, op.

ty for listening

>>713959779
I guess I will bite... From your previous description of yourself you sound quite lovely. I bet your skin is soft and smells real nice. :) I can't wait to win and wear your skin as my own. X) ;) :)

I'm not gonna give you a compliment, I will say that if you are genuine I'll make you feel good about yourself but never too good or confident, and I'll push your limits in our sex life, with where we do it and what we do.

>>713961989
Wowza, almost shed a tear, that was beautiful. Thank you so much. I have to say... You are in the lead.

>>713962068
Sorry forgot my email. [email protected]

>>713962068
Aw thank you :) these are getting good guys :) You so lovely

>>713959779
[email protected]

wow u have a great personality and are really hot.

>>713962217
That's cute. I bet you do too :)

[email protected]
You are a stupid skank. I'm not going to bend the knee and grovel for some dumb slut who's used to getting her way. How about you do me a favor and email me a picture of you with a fat sharpie in your ass because shit like that is probably all you're fucking good for.

>>713961961
Then send pics for Gods sake. Or at least to me. I'm >>713960842 btw

harder

>>713959779
rollerando

>>713962421
>>713962421
>>713962421
I'm still a chode, just saying.

>>713962312
Ooo, I started reading that message, and the predictability and vitriol almost had me rolling my eyes, but by the time I had got to the end I think I became about 69% hornier. You sound like a baddd boy ;-) - However you can't win because you have played the game in the wrong way :-(

>>713961854
well timestamp, and face / body

and im not gonna post nice messages xD or compliments :D im not your bitch. you're mine if anything

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>>713959779
The real cure for loneliness and sad dick

Holy Christ, you know there used to be a day where a thread like this got no responses and 404d soon after. But nowadays there are always multiple 13 year old queers who think it's totally legit despite no real picture being posted in nearly 50 posts and bump it nonstop bringing other people in to argue and call out the bullshit. God bless b and all the underage permavirgins with raging hormones that don't know what tits feel like.

>>713962530
I will be yours. But I am not yours yet. Take part. You have to if you want to have a chance of winning. So any body shot with my face? And you time a date as well I guess

>>713962559

The guy who wrote this paid 35 bucks for an Ebook he saw advertised on a porn site. It was probably called something like "Girlfriends hate him! One guy gets any woman in 5 seconds and fucks her with this one simple trick and you can too!

What he says does apply to a large portion of women tho.

>>713961132
It's a meme you dip.

I love you, i want to stick my feelings in your anus.

>send you nice comment
>won't even post pic of a vague body part
Well it was fun OP. Enjoy your beta orbiters

Ill take a stab, why not.

18, athlete, snowboarder, only into small women, not looking for a girlfriend, am looking for pussy.

Youve got a very cute, outward way of talking. I really like cute tbh. I agree very much with your previous posts stating how this board is a monotonous circle of hate, and i think thats pretty rad of you. I like it when they stand out in a crowd, yknow.

Email: [email protected]

>>713962625
Don't be grumpy. Come on take part, play the game. Stop creating excuses and justifications for not playing.

>>713962530
Of course we aren't trusting. Hundreds if not thousands of men post here every day pretending to be women. If you want us to play your game then take a pic of you holding a piece of paper with the following info
>The date
>your current time zone
>your current time
Then we will shower you in compliments.

>>713963008
you're just jelly cause i'm going to be dumping a hot load in her ass whenever i want