Let's get a new secrets/confessions thread going anons.

>>713932918
ops a fag

>>713932973
b-but I just want to see other anons confessions so it makes me feel less shitty about myself. Is that so bad?

I sucked my ex's best friend off just so my ex would leave me alone.

It didn't work.

My ex gave me gonorrhea and dumped me right after.

>>713933100
That's retarded and you should have put more thought into it. What makes you think that would work you're retarded

I made nude and sex pics and vids with my ex on the condition I'd delete them afterwards. I didn't.

I tried to jack off a dog once. I think it kind of understood what the general goal was, but it had performance issues.

I'm the guy at work that leaves coffee granules in the sugar

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i want to have sex with mari.

I had the family dog lick my asshole while I jerked off when I was 14.

I dress up as a girl at times and have guys on chatroulette/omegle tell me what to do

>>713933260
So he'd get the message that I was done.

Plus the dude was attractive.

I make it a point to jack off in every person's home that I enter. I don't want to get caught, I just enjoy doing it.

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>>713933214

When I was 15, I found my parents' homemade sex tape. Made a digital copy and still jerk off to it from time to time. I probably saw it more often then they ever did.

I'm laying in a dark room at 5:32 in the morning hoping something interesting happens so I don't have to struggle to try to sleep. What I'd give for just like some horrid/ cultish scene to occur outside so I can have something to focus on

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

I work at Starbucks and I regularly Decaf unruly customers. Mwahahaha.

>>713933214
Kek

>>713933494
Wat up kletus, what did she do with it?

>>713933506

You monster!

Sucked off 2 of my best friends in middle school, have craved a cock in my mouth since but don't pursue.

Stole my ex's best friends nudes from her laptop which she asked me to repair.

I was in charge of all medical decisions when my Dad got sepsis and took the riskiest decisions at each stage because I hated ever fibre of his being. When he died I had my final revenge on the piece of a shit he was to me for mistreating my whole family our entire lives.

I had his body burnt to ashes and threw his remains in a bin.

>>713932918
I never get dubs :(

>>713933533

i dont understand your question.

also, what is kletus?

>>713933673
How big of an autist you are.

>>713933718
i take it back youre not a fag.

>>713933533
>what did she do with it?

nevermind, i read it wrong.

we didnt have it.

I got really fucking depressed, have pretty bad anxiety, dropped out of uni and I'm struggling to find the strength to enroll again

>>713933729
>also, what is kletus?

He's basically calling you a hillbilly redneck who fucks his sister, he doesn't realize you aren't american.

Also, how have you been spanish anon. I haven't seen you around in a while.

>>713933820
Any particular reason you got depressed anon?

>>713933494
story?

I secretly really want to cheat on someone just to know what its like.

Almost every female I know has seen my penis, and not one knows they have.

I create new social media profiles, and send them dick pics

I worked hard all of my life to get the career, wife, family and home I always wanted. I never took a single handout I just worked hard.

>>713933927
That's actually hilarious. Good job anon

>>713933920

It's pretty exciting. I came in 10 seconds.

>>713933554
Oh I know. And I'm not ashamed one bit. If you want your caffeine then you behave yourself you little miscreant you.

>>713933441
You are pretty stupid, tbh.

Were you high when you thought that thought?

I basically want to be raped cause I find that guys don't go rough enough just sex

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I've got plans in the works for a mass murder spree! Shhhh don't tell anyone

>>713933331
Fucker.

>>713933861

i have been good, thanks. i come here when i have nothing else happening. how are you?

>>713933919

we used to sleep together and started doing stuff. eventually had sex.

>>713933506
Not all heros wear capes.

I was raped by my father who than went to jail for child rape of other children, and I held it down and denied it until one day I read a letter he wrote about what, how, who, and where he would do stuff with the kids and it all came back and instead of crying about it like some think I should I just make jokes along the line of "ah, now I know why my shit just slides out"

>>713933707
Damn, thats fucking tough.

>>713934074
Yeah, I was actually. Smoked with him beforehand. Dick was huge.

>>713934331
Haha phegot get rekt.

>>713934391
I did get rekt

Ive helped 3 ex gfs to fuck dogs

>>713934323
No, some wear aprons.

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>>713934448
>>713934448
>>713934448

>>713934214
Please, tell me what city you definitely absolutely will "not" be in when this goes down. There's NO way I would want to be part of a mass murder. Nope no way at all.

>>713934448

"Helped" or manipulated them into?

>>713934448
Greentext the one who was most ashamed/reluctant

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>>713934607
>>713934607
>>713934607

I seriously want to be either a porn star or a stripper

>>713934607
The first one, I coerced.. I admit. The other 2 were really up for it.

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I puked on a girls poontanger while I was eating her out. She then puked on my face. We never spoke of that day ever again.

I argue with people constantly because I think there is a smell that is associated with cold weather and a nice breeze

my mother's friend tried to finger me in the back of my father's car.

When I was 7 I was forcibly molested by my babysitter's 13 year old son. She thought it was okay for boys to take baths together. He would hold my head under the water or under the tub faucet until I let him do what he wanted to me. He would tell me he wouldn't let me back up the next time if I told anyone. MY mom eventually found out and got the cops involved but I pussed and didn't tell them anything. Nothing ever came out of it. Got a new babysitter, life went on. Sad/Messed up part about it is I don't care. It didn't scar me or anything. It was just "this one thing that happened". That's it.

I love Japanese dick.

>>713933916
It hit me like a ton of bricks. I was just not happy with my life I felt and still feel pathetic. But probably just because I have no one to talk to, I struggle to decide on what to study as well as studying in general, my parents used to beat me often. Actually choke me too. Recently got addicted to weed as well as hard as that is to believe. But it keeps me unmotivated even more so I'm trying to stop that habit too.

>>713934801
This is true, same with morning smell when the sun just rose

>>713934859
I'm not greentexting the story. That's basically it. I'm not fucked up by it, though I guess you could argue that in and of itself is fucked up.

>>713935008

Quit the weed, find a purpose in life, move on. Life is too short to spend depressed.

>>713935032
Fucking christ thank you, no one has ever agreed with me on this

>>713935062

Yeah, but how does she feel about it? Did she enjoy it, feel gulty, dirty?

>>713934388
Are you m or f?

>>713935217
Don't think you'd believe me even if I told you. :)

I secretly have a crush on a colleague and good friend with whom I also hang a lot outside of work.

The sad thing is that he is not gay and I don't want to ruin our friendship so I'm not telling him this in the hopes the crush will blow over.

>>713935140
I think you linked the wrong post. I'm the 7 year old molested by the 13 year old boy.

>>713932918
I started self harming again, in an attempt to win back my ex. She didn't care. Suicide? Suicide.

>>713935487
Maybe anon meant the babysitter

>>713934107
Gotta know where to look...my problem is my THINKS she wants rough sex but will complain I smack her ass to hard...if she only knew...

>>713935502

Don't. Self-harm will get you nowhere. She will notice, but will lose respect for you.

>>713935502
They say an ex is an ex for a reason. Self harming to win someone back? No bud. Definitely not the way to show a girl you like her. At the very least you're freaking her out.

>>713935534
Babysitter believed her son and said I was telling lies.

I've been smacked with a whip hardest they said they could and it didn't even leave a mark

>>713935676
Of course, moms always tend to believe their own kids over other kids, because their's an angel

I had a friend who was super into me, and I know wanted me but I had a girlfriend and I hate cheaters so I just couldn't do it, the girlfriend of that time cheated me and I ruined her social life than broke up with her, but by the time it was over with her the girl who wanted me got tired of waiting and got a boyfriend but she still invites me over and never has a second place for me to sleep, so I sleep in bed with her. And I think she does stuff to me but I have no proof and it's creepy but I don't want to know if she does or not because that will dictate if she's garbage or not.

Than you try, 'Doms" these days are pussies

>>713934259
I've been pretty good as well. Nothing too interesting going on for me so I've just been spending my days here mostly. Seen your sister at all lately? How's she been?

>>713935008
Interesting. I actually suffered a slight bit of depression towards the beginning of my college semester this fall as well, I nearly dropped out because I just felt like absolute dog shit all day, wouldn't study and would do nothing but come on here and shitpost. I'm really sorry to hear your parents used to beat you, that was probably rough and unfortunately I can't relate, but you need to get out if you're still being hit. I would definitely try to stop smoking, it's just going to make you feel more lazy.

As for not having anyone to talk to, I can sort of relate. My entire family and friendship circle are extremely religious so I have basically no one to vent to anything about, so I can relate to you with that. I've found recently that just talking about shit online can make you feel a lot better, so if you want to vent about anything I'm here and I'd love to chat with you.

College is rough, if you feel you need to take a few semesters off, do it. Take some time to recuperate and go back once you have your head on straight. All I can say is try to find something that you have an actual passion for, don't go into a degree program just for the money, you will regret it.

Life is full of highs and lows, you're just going through a low point in your life, it happens to all of us. It will get better, I promise.

>>713935643
It was a sort of impulse decision. I thought she'd care, but she didn't. She does it too, so its not too shocking

>>713935109
Yeah I'm trying to quit and thank you for the encouragement

>>713935806
Pretend to get wasted one night at her place and "fall asleep" with your dick out. Worst that will happen is you wake up the next day and say you were really wasted and didn't know what happened. Best thing that can happen is you "wake up" as she's fondling you.

>>713935850
>Seen your sister at all lately? How's she been?

yes. like 2 days ago. she is good we went out to eat and talked about family. mostly hers. nothing from our past really ever comes up. which is kind of weird cause of how many years we did stuff. but i guess its normal too.

>>713936002
Or if you're not that courageous at the very least have your pants unzipped and your dick slightly visible through the hole. That way you could say you must have forgotten to zip your pants when you went to the bathroom.

>>713935695
Nah. I wanna rub my fingers over broken skin. Deep down i know and believe the best way to enjoy a woman is under tramtic conditions, but to meet someone so fucked that its how she gets off. The world aint that fuxked yet...and i'll either be old and limpdickey or a deadfag. So yeah.

>>713933571
Samefag here

>>713936196
Sounds fun, might have to discuss that with the next fag who claims to be Dom that I met

>>713936116
You know, I've talked with you enough times now that I should expect her to just never bring it up, but every time you mention that she never even hints about what you guys did in the past...I just can't fathom why it doesn't cross her mind. I know you've said she's busy being a mother and a wife now, but there is just no way she hasn't thought about those memories with you. It's just insane to think you guys fooled around for so long and now it's like that entire period of her life got erased from her memory or something. Maybe it just has something to do with your culture, but really, it just makes no damn sense to me.

have you ever thought about just casually bringing it up? not in like a "we should try that again" sort of way, but just like a "remember when we did it in my car and I came in like 2 seconds? that was a good time".

>>713933491
I would love to know more. My parents didn't care who was in the room when they got horny. Which was alot.

I'm cheating on my boyfriend with his flatmate

Recently had a MMF threesome with my gf of 5 years

>>713935816
Nothins "secret" anymore. And nobody understands, "Hey, I wanna have a life, wife and kids and shit, but do you mind if some times we fuck you need medical attention. An still and understand That this is what my love is?"

>>713936422

Found an unlabeled VHS tape in a bedroom drawer underneath some clothing. 2 hours and a half long, compilation of several scenes recorded in the early 1990's. Them fucking in several positions, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs, 69, rimming, some bondage. Mom had a pretty hot body.

>>713933672
standard...this is noch secret, this is a have to! :D

>>713936627
-ch

>>713936627

What can I say? Women are stupid.

>>713936410

i dont ask her anything because we have a good time and i just let her talk and i dont want to make things bad or awkward, but i have actually thought about asking her questions and recording it, just to prove im not lying or making it up.

but then i thought "well that doesnt prove anything either".haha. seriously though. it crossed my mind to do it.

Im a new fag

>>713936365
Picture a cold night in a village. Im one of those footsteps in the dark coming over the hill. There will be an end to the shortage of women in our village tonight!

>>713936701
I'd actually love to hear her say it. I don't doubt you at all, so you don't have to prove anything to me, but just being able to actually hear you guys talking about it audibly would be great.

Granted, my spanish is basically limited to "hola, como estas?" so I wouldn't be able to understand it at all, I'd still be interested in hearing it. I say go for it though man, I doubt you would ruin the mood by bringing it up with her, you guys both enjoyed it and im sure you both have no regrets, so whats the harming in reliving past memories?

>>713936693
Some time ago I did this on the pc of my ex and found millions of dick pics mailed via msn of many guys. I was so surprised. It was hard to not speak to her about that. :D

>>713936615
All of it sounds amazing I with I could of recorded all that I saw and did but camcorders were to expensive when I was younger.

>>713936896

i may go for it but im not sure yet. any way i can spot you on here?

>>713932918
Stole some panties from the daughter of a family friend. First time I jerked off into them, thinking of her it was one of the most satisfying ejaculations in very long time.

>>713936549
How was it? Is it weird between you two now?

So my apartment allows cats, and my roommate had two when I moved in with them. I fuckin hate them because they're just little shit factories and make a mess of the place by ripping up furniture. So when my roommate went out and got another Kitten against my wishes I'd had enough, so I wrapped the Kitten in like three plastic bags and threw it out in the snow in the woods behind they apartments. No regrets

>>713937278

i hate cats, but would never hurt one just for fuck of it.

you are a bad person. i hope you die the same way.

>>713933820
Either harden the fuck up, or just kill yourself and be done with it. The world is cruel, and cold place.

>>713935850
Tbh I'm pretty tired so I might be going to sleep soon but I just wanted to tell you that your comment made me tear up and that yeah I'm safe now I moved out a while ago. And yeah weed is definitely a problem for me. I've tried stopping on and off but I think I just have to seriously cut off all connections to it otherwise I'll relapse into a binge again in a few weeks.


I hope that you're doing better than me friend

>>713937334
Wasn't just for the fuck of it though, it was to ensure my quality of life didn't go down by having the cat shit and ruined furniture factor go up by +50℅

I went to visit a friend on a long weekend. We all got extremely hammered. His annoying wife was out of control and kept taking her tits out in front of us. They went to bed, but she came back out. I jerked her off and she blew me. I'm married. Now my wife and I have an open marriage but didn't then.

>>713937196
Yes it is. Would not recommend

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>>713935502
>I started self harming again, in an attempt to win back my ex

I'm Iraq E-5 Vet, I killed 11 children that carried AKs and RPGs.

I haven't told anyone about it.


I had sex with 5 high school swimmers while i was coaching and still fuck 2 of them to this day. both of them are in love with me.

I've woken up to my cousin playing with my dick when she thought I was on sleeping pills. We become really close sens

>>713937278
i don't like cats too, but this was not okay. :(

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i want to do sexual activities with pokemon

>>713935588
THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT! But this selfcutting idiots don't understand, that other people can't deal with it. They isolate themselves and cry why nobody cares. :D

>>713937787
I mean at least it doesn't have to endure me abusing it like the other two fuckers do

>>713937724
>I had sex with 5 high school swimmers while i was coaching

how old were they?

how old were you?

>>713938007
i'm 30 and they were 15-18. It helps since I'm good looking guy.

>>713937093
I'm not really sure how you can spot me :(. You know I'm the guy that always dumps incest screencaps. As for secrets threads, I'm pretty much always here, and I usually start a lot of the threads as well. I started this one so if you see that pic and the name is "secret1" then that means I'm here. Besides that, I'm not really sure how else you can spot me. I don't know if you have kik in your country but if you do that's a pretty good way of getting in contact with me. If all else fails, maybe e-mail? but I don't check that as often.

>>713937598
I'm doing alright now, still some things I struggle with, but over-all I'm much better, thank you. And just know that there is at least one person out here that cares for you. Cutting it off is your best choice. Don't tell yourself "well I'll stop it eventually", stop it right here right now. Otherwise you'll just keep prolonging it and you'll never actually stop. If you want to chat outside of these threads I can do that, I don't mind talking to a fellow anon going through some hardships. If not, I wish you the best of luck, and try to get some good sleep.

>>713938133
>It helps since I'm good looking guy.

i believe you.

34/13 once. no sex though.

>>713935374
Whatevs faggot

>>713938207
13 is too young. Over 15 is low i could go.

Shit, They were crazy, their libido were out of control dues to being a swimmer.

How do I stop feeling bad for posting girls I know ok FB fap threads

>>713938425
On*

>>713938186

i will lookout for secret1 or pictures. ill just say who i am there. i dont like kik but i know about it.

>>713936002
>>713936133
Remember to shave too don't be a grub, if you don't puss out

>>713938401
>Shit, They were crazy, their libido were out of control

once again. i believe you.

also, like you pointed out. its how good you look, and not how old you are.

>>713933571
When I was 14 my best friend and I got drunk for the first time. We played truth or dare and he asked me for me deepest secret. Pissed, I told him I wanted to suck a cock. A couple of turns later I chose dare and he dared me to suck his cock. I crawled over, undid his jeans as he helped, got his cock out and started sucking it. He came in my mouth within minutes and I swallowed his cum. I sucked him off again about an hour later. Thereafter I sucked his cock almost daily.

>>713938540
yes, but i'm beyond fucked up inside due to killing 11 children.

>>713938460
That's fine, no pressure. I'm just really interested in hearing updates, I love them, not sure why. Only problem is it's nearly 4 am for me right now, and this seems to be the only time you are able to get on, so it can be kind of hard to spot you. I'm sure I'll be able to catch you at some point though if you ever go through with recording her.

>>713934107
I was raped as a teenager and although I hated it I still came. Have had a rape fetish ever since.

I had this woman in her 40s who was and probably still is a total sex fiend. Likes to fuck every way she can. It was a pretty well kept secret and eventually it ended because she was too crazy in the head.

Recently during the summertime I fucked couple of times with sex fiend's ex-mother-in-law who is in her 60s and is the grandmother of her children. Now I am already very nicely on the road to seduce the sex fiends 19 year old daughter.

Goal is to fuck three generations of women and it is looking good. But it IS a secret.

>>713938759
>I was raped as a teenager and although I hated it I still came

That's literally just your body reacting to physical stimulation. You could be grossed out while being raped and your body will still achieve orgasm and such. Doesn't mean you actually enjoyed it.

>>713938633

yes, but you did it in the name of Freedom™, so it's ok.

did you fuck your students in the name of Freedom™? cause if not that is not ok and you could be punished.

>>713938425
It's fine

>>713937278
You're a piece if shit. I hope you get murdered.

>>713937666
Good to know. How'd the hole order go? What positions did you try?

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>>713938703

i have no updates, just stuff i remember. for example, in the beginning when we started doing stuff i used to get blowjobs like in picture here when parents were asleep and we closed the door. then sometimes if she didnt want me to do it to her after, shed just go wash her mouth and comeback and we would fall asleep. and sometimes i would drive her to school in the morning on my way to work. i cant even tell you in words how amazing life was back then. i think i already told you i masturbate to memories sometimes. haha.

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>>713937278
why not kill it quickly? I get that you dont like cats but thats the symptoms of a psychotic killer

>>713938849
I didn't enjoy it at all. Really fucked me up. But I have a fetish about being tied down and raped.

>>713939178
yeah you did tell me, and i don't blame you. If I had a sister in which I fooled around with as much as you, I'd fap to those memories for as long as I lived. Shit, I fapped to your own story it was that good. Damn shame smartphones weren't a thing back then, you could be literally rewatching those memories...

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>>713937278
You deserve to have your legs and teeth smashed in with a cinderblock, you fucking sicko. Or maybe someone should just wrap you up and stick you in a freezer?

The saddest part is you didn't realize that you were actually that cat, and that cat was god.

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I get off whenever she's recognized by friends classmates or coworkers

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>>713939880
And I get off by posting the video of her every time you show up because you never want to share the fucking OC of either chicks you post. Fuck you.

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>>713940133

>>713937093
Why would you need to spot me is the real question.

I pose as a dick on 4chan

>>713940207

in case i record a conversation. just like if i ask her something. doesnt anyone speak spanish around you? anyone you know?

>>713939266
I was just lazy and dint want to put any effort into it, and I had to walk by the woods on my way to work anyways

>>713938759
same. no consent is hot

>>713939754
IF I was that cat, and the cat was god, I guess that make me god

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>>713940345
That person you're talking to isn't me. I know exactly why you'd want to spot me, it's because I enjoy chatting with you and I want to hear an update. And not really, I have a few friends that can speak some sort of spanish but they aren't fully fluent in the language. Maybe I can find someone to interpret it for me though.

In other news, it's late here and I'm going off to bed. If anyone else responds to you tonight, just know that it's not me, because I'll be sleeping. I'll even attach your story to this post just to validate that I am the real anon you were talking to. Have a good night and I hope to hear some good news soon :)

i'm very sad about my ex cheating on me

Ive been dead inside since my ex and i broke up. Werr still friends it just hurts. Shes a lesbian now so i cant even get her back. Its reached the point i barely sleep and eat, i started cutting again, andit physically hurts to get out of bed. This isnt necessarily her fault. In the past i was diagnosed with clinical depression, and she made it better when we were together. I miss her terribly but long term i hope it makes her happier

I never post in these so here goes, in the hope it's of use or entertainment to someone...

I'm 40, male and have had a life that some would consider enviable.

I've tried pretty much every sexual deviance my mind can imagine, threesomes, foursomes etc. girls pissing in my mouth, been dominant, been submissive, even fucked a hot trap out of curiosity.

The stupid thing is, I've just stopped being bothered about those things so much, got them out of my system.

Now it'd just be good to meet a decent girl and fall in love. Problem is, having met SO many girls, I now know that there is no such thing.

Every girl is fucked up, will do almost anything for attention (you just have to work out how to play them). I've never met a single woman out of hundreds who has been faithful. Hell, I've been "the other guy" on so many occasions, just because women are attracted to the fact I'm a deviant and don't give a fuck.

So yeah, they say ignorance is bliss. It's impossible to unlearn and unsee what I've experienced and now the one thing I genuinely want, I know is an illusion that doesn't exist.

>>713933311

Welcome to everyone's life

>>713937278
Would have done the same

>>713939307
Why not tell your bf. He might have a fantasy that will reciprocate. Not like you do scat.

>>713940923
Aayyy

>>713940841
Also im a college drop out working for $11/hr overnights and living with parents

>>713940841
Feel ya there, except in my case she became a slut a fucked a bunch of guys :/ all other ways I relate. Also she is coming home from college in a week not sure how to handle that

>>713932918
If I tell you then they wouldn't be a secret anymore.

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>>713940975

I'm secretly a wizard

>>713940395
Why wont women find the right men and tell this. Some of us are fycked up too and would love to tie up and ravage some one.

>>713940970
On gap year until college. Going to go to a shitty community college because all I can afford. Making $10/hr working a shit retail job and think of suicide daily.

>>713940879
4 years older but right in step. Welcome to life outside the matrix byd.

>>713933506
Remind me of someone iknow who also does that lol

>>713940974
She is truly one of my best friends. We were friends before being together. We went to prom together. We lost our virginity to eachother. The fact is i still love her more than anything
Not in the friendzone as ive acceoted it probably will never be a thing again unless she becomes straight or bi as time goes on. The fact is, i cant see myself with anyone else. Its been almost 3 months (relationship was only 6 months) and im still not healed. Its much worse bc shes the only person ive had a serious relationship with. That said, ive never met anyone that gave me the feelings she did.
>>713941150
Look into overnight jobs, in the US atleast you usually get a $2/hr differential on top of the pay

I have a dick and a vag. My friends don't know and it's a family secret that I'm a freak. Idk if I should get an operation and what to keep. In school I couldn't undress in front of the other guys since it risked showing off the goods or bads depending on your outlook. I also couldn't play any sports since the coaches made you take showers after practice. This one kid named Blake tried to pants me in the middle of the cafeteria once and I could feel that he grabbed both my underwear and my pants so I ended up doing a 180 and choked him.

tl;dr Freak with a dick and pussy and no one knows about it except close family.

>>713941527
I feel ya.. was 2 years into it for me though ._. and I did date other girls before, just she was special to me.. only person I really connected with. Not sure if I will ever move on. I would look into other jobs but I live in a small town (~500 people) so I get whatever job I can

>>713941643
Gotta post a pic

>>713941643
Which one is more intact? and what do you identify as? I think you will find a significant other who would be fine with it, does not seem like a big deal.

You ever masturbate with both?

>be me
>be around 7 years old (sister is around my age)
>sister calls me to her bed
>pulls down pants
>"lick my bum"
>lick her bum
>after finished walk out like nothing happened
Only me and her know this.

>>713941877
I've spent years hiding away this "thing" I'm not about to start showing it off like I'm some piece of meat. At least not unless you pay the dues. $50 for a pic and $250 for video of me fingering my dickpuss

>>713942001
Random rimjobs? shiiiiit you still rim each others dookey holes

>>713942010
Fuck right off if you think this is in any way believable without pics, so fuckin post some you ladyboy

>>713942069
no, we done a bit of kissing a while after that about a year after that too but not anymore. If i knew what sex was when i was 7 i would have fucked her ass so hard grrrrr.

I'm having an affair with a women who's been in a committed relationship for 10 years, she has 2 children with her partner.

I have had a GF for a bit over 5 years, but i don't love her anymore. I can't stand her.

So, me and this other girl are both in unhappy relationships.

We only get to see each other once every few weeks, and when we do, all we do is fuck like animals. We go down on each other, we do 69'ers. I've purchased a whole bunch of diffeent dildo's and vibrators i use on her. I've learn't to lick and suck her clit while i hate fuck her hole with a massive dildo.

we fuck when she's on her period, and just use a towel, it gets messy, but smells fucking awesome. I feel like I'm fucking a bleeding infection or something. It smells like a really RIPE pussy that's gone a bit yeasty !!! its fuck'n great.

She had a sleep over at my place last night. We fucked all night, slept for a few hours, and then fucked all morning. we had a shower and breakfast, and she called her friend for a chat, I bent her over my lounge and fucked her while she was on the phone.

My hips and thighs are covered in bruises and i feel like i've been in a car accident, I'm sore everywhere, and I'm very dehydrated.

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>>713942413
Stupid faggot thats from the net

I like to wear and use diapers

>>713942522
I'm from the net. The names Bob. My friends are Dot Matrix and Enzo Matrix. Sometimes we play these weird games to stop these evil viruses, Megabyte and Hexadecimal.

cum on money or my debt card, go to starbucks after its mostly dry, hand to hot chick

Will (probably) confess my feelings to one of my students in two weeks.
I'm in my late twenties, male, she's 11, female.

When I joined my workplace she was an ass in general, but got nicer with time, especially to me.
She often shows interest in me, especially when not in group with other girls, and one (female) coworker agrees with me on this.

A few weeks ago I found out she likes some Disney character, so I decided to get her a christmas present.
I told her about it last week, and her reaction was a lot happier than I thought (especially knowing it's something I did for her and not the whole class), and this made me want to tell her how I feel for her, I think I have chances.

Feel free to try to talk me out of this, with things a bit more deep than "kill yourself" and "it's a bad idea"; I'm honestly trying to figure out what to do.

I get off showing explicit pics and videos of my friend's hot ex. She would be utterly devastated if she knew how many people know what every inch of her body looks like and know exactly what she looks like sucking and fucking. Her complete sex life is no longer private.

>>713942991
Tell your family and see what they think.

>>713942991
Do it, it's not like anything bad will happen if you're smart about it

>>713943071
I had a 14 years girl gf last year for one year, my mother was ok with that (not "happy" but fine), my brother couldn't give a shit about who I date, he cares about me more than stupid social rules, my father is out of my life so who cares.
Also, all my friends know I'm a pedophile, they don't give a shit.

>>713943140
A cautios as I can be, she could always tell her family about it, and that would mean losing my job, and probably leaving the country (I'm not living in my country)

I copped a blowjob from a ladyboy and now Im scared of aids

My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it all and love reminiscing over the memories.

the bjs are the only reason I'm still with her

>>713943406
Tell everyone and get deported you disgusting POS.
11 years old? You're the very definition of a pedophile. There is no grey area here.

>>713944735
like, I said it myself "I'm a pedophile", do you think that's an insult to me?

yes, I am a pedophile, I feel romantic and sexual attraction for kids, and you can't do anything about it.

>>713944956

Hope you get caught, faggot.

>>713944956
mods ban this fucker

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>>713934448
Whats with all the dog fucking posting lately?

>>713945218
why? I'm not doing anything against the law here, confessing my feelings wouldnt get me in jail, and being a pedophile is a condition, not a crime.

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>>713944956
Eventually you'll get caught. It's inevitable.
Your lack of shame indicates that you're also a sociopath. This will be your undoing, since you're convinced that others think it's no big deal.
You're in for a rude awakening.
Btw - you won't get "sent home".
You'll do time, hopefully in an American prison, and you will not survive.

>>713945365
I love it when people talk about things they don't know shit about lol

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>>713937278
Are you a nigger?

>>713945342
don't try to justify the sick scum you are.

>>713944956
>I feel romantic and sexual attraction for kids, and you can't do anything about it.

Some kids enjoy the attraction. When I was 13 I noticed my best friends dad looking at me a lot. I liked it and pretty much led him on.

>>713945509
At least I don't fantasize about fucking little kids.
>muh condishun

>>713945614
There is actually nothing to justify, just pointing out how dumb people like you are

>>713945625
Yeah.
In normal circumstances I wouldn't do shit, especially where I work, I'm taking a huge risk here.
But her behavior and reactions to me led me to think my chances are real.

I only hope, in case in the end she's not interested, this won't affect her mood and feelings for more than a few days

>>713933672

gj!

>>713945727
>At least I don't fantasize about fucking little kids.
>Implying it's a bad thing

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>>713945884
I'm dumb? You're considering having a sexual relationship with a pre-teen.

>>713945983
Yes.
It is.

>>713946100
see >>713945983

And anyway, I didn't even mention anything about it being sexual with her, yet.

>>713946243
The fact you're even considering it proves what a worthless subhuman pile of shit you really are.

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When I was 15 I was sleeping on the couch. I woke up in the middle of the night with my mom kneeling next to the couch and her hand on my dick. Confused I said, "what are you doiung?" She just said, "go back to sleep" and she got up and went back to her bedroom. Noting like this ever happened again and we never mentioned it.

>>713946288
I'm curious, do people like you really think insulting me has any kind of effect? Anything more than a itch on my head?

Is your life so boring that you have to keep replying to some random person without giving any valid contribute?

All you sound like is a 12 years old kid bullying someone just "because"

>>713945884
My situation was different than yours. After the first time I sucked his cock he felt really guilty and I had to tell him I wanted it and that I had initiated it, and explain everything I had done to lead him on.

>>713934859

So much for "molestation makes children into a hollow shell of themselves"

>>713946461
What part of you are a sick Pedophile don't you understand? People would willingly beat shit out of you if they knew where you lived.

I am 19 years old and I have never had a girlfriend and I am still a virgin.

>>713946461
Since you won't self-shame, we have to do it for you

>>713946622
I hope both of you didn't get any drawback from this.
Having this kind of urges is not easy, and most of us feel somehow guilty, because we care of the other person.

>>713946669
What part of "whatever you say is completely ininfluential in my life" don't you understand?
I know many people would beat me, and would probably win cause I'm quite a weak guy...and?
I chose few, good people to be in my life, and they accept and respect me the way I am. I know it's difficult for you to understand, but not everyone is like you. Deal with it.

>>713947101
Most everyone would beat the shit out of you, faggot.
If you end up in a correctional facility, you'll be a mark - good look living through that experience

I want to get raped by a female. And I want her to take undue advantage of me by blackmailing me. I want her to sexually abuse me.

>>713947099
You could go and tell some rock it should feel ashamed for not being round enough, you'd get the same reaction (and your action would have the same worth, on both microscopic and macroscopic scale)

>>713947101
If it doesn't bother you, why respond at all? Somewhere inside you know what you are doing is twisted and wrong

I can't stand the rain against my window. Bringing back sweet memories.

>>713947266
this

>>713947225
Yes, I know.
That being said, again, I'm not doing anything against the law, so you can blow my gay dick with your filthy mouth.

>>713947288
Probably the worst analogy I've ever read

>>713947391
You already admitted to fucking another underage kid....