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Feelin comfy?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Feelin comfy?
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Never.
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>>713927444
Yeah ty bby
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>>713926699
Checked.
>>713926549
I forgot to add every morning i do a 30min jog and abs exercise, planks, sit-ups or crunches before breakfast.
>>713926185
Well what am i supposed to do about that?
>>713926168
Night WEM!
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>>713928134
Lying to strangers only goes so far. I've been doing it all my life to try and make friends and the only people that I've stayed long term friends with were people that I could be honest and dick around with
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Say for instance
I pay money for an object
Sight unseen
How is it that it speaks for me
Borrow never earned
In debt from birth

>>713928588
You haven't told anybody any Jew jokes, right? Cause that's not cool. I think those dumb kikes have had enough trouble already.
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>>713928848
Insensitive jokes make up the majority of my existence
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>>713928997
I don't think you quite understood what it is I just said to you.
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Yeah goy, you better not say bad things about those jews.
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>>713929216
Don't cross me goyim.
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I'm bored as shit, trying to think of level design ideas.
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>>713929414
Make a dick
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>>713929328
Yeah, yeah. Or you'l show me your true form and turn into a lizard.
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Make a completely empty room where all you can do is sit in a chair and eat crackers.

>>713929521
That would probably turn you on, you weirdo.
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>>713929506
Eh
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>>713929822
Now model them on some NPCs
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Yup fucking dumb.
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>>713929926
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>>713929651
I kinda like dragons more.
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>>713927444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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When I see it, will I will I know
I fear no information
I'm following how it seems
In present dreams an animal

Other words speak unspeakable
So full is your affection
Come and see how it seems
This present seems infallible

>>713930359
But only kinda. Besides, lizards is lizards.
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>>713930547
Im listening to music, maybe later.
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>>713930591
Are the Ayyys lizards too?
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Fuuuuckkkk I'mmmm booorrreeedddd

I already jerked off like 7 times today
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>>713930876
No, they're not lizards. They're too shiny and not at all do they have scales. Filthy grey bastards.
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>>713930992
Don't do that. I don't jerk off at all, but if I were going to it would be at most once a day. Seven times a day is way too much.
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>>713931091
Play nice with them, there are plenty of human souls to go around.
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>>713931398
They aren't interested in that, they're interested in turning cows inside out and collecting urine samples for their degenerate Roman sex parties. They're not interested in controlling the hearts and minds of the people like we are.
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>>713931512
So they're the ones raping and eating children for the bull god?
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Always comfy.
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>>713930992
weird
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>>713927444
maybe
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>>713930992
Sounds like you need a fuck buddy
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>>713931721
No, that's the Catholics. They work for us. The greys are interested in drinking piss and fucking animal guts mixed with shit and puke.

>>713932068
Or a hobby.
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>>713932547
I have a hobby, but sometimes I get bored and fap. Plus it feels good so yeah.
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>>713932493
>postin the edited version

disappointing
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>>713932547
Why are you so interested in the huma- goys?
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>>713932807
Only boring people get bored. I don't do things that feel good except when I hook up with my friend.
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>>713932934
Because we're after the precious natural resources. We will flood the planet and destroy the human race, then mine the planet's core.
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>>713933049
What dont lizards know how to mine frozen space rocks for resources?
Maybe you're just jealous of the Ayys, since they've been doing it forever, got bored with the universe at their fingertips and turned to sex orgies with exotic fauna for amusement.
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>>713933377
We mine them for other elements.
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>>713933377
I've checked your repeating numbers
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And we're not jealous of the greys. The greys don't even have dicks or assholes, so they're just wallowing in filth for no reason.
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>>713927550
Post the shitty ceramics head you made lol
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>>713935267
I'll get back around to them.
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>>713935267
>Shitty ceramic heads

My sides are in orbit, sorry fool.
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>>713936076
Why would you be sorry for that?
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>>713936152
Because I'm laughing about how someone thinks your sculptures are shitty
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>>713936203
Yes, but why would you be sorry for that?
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>>713936278
I dunno, you seem to put a lot of effort into em and it's not nice to make fun of other peoples hobbies/interests.
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>>713928848
I still love you
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>>713936332
It doesn't bother me what the denizens of this place think of my things.

>>713936371
Who are you?
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I dunno what I'm even working on. Assets or smth.
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>>713936527
What are you doing? Are you in game design or is this just for fun?
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>>713936418
Your admirer

I love your statues and the way you speak
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>>713936603
Just for kicks, I usually build stuff when I'm bored. Might put it to use, idk
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>>713936656
Sounds like a stalker to me.
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>>713936656
This is a cliched way to make fun of someone, though it's usually adopted by the wealthy in those strange sort of stories you see in films and television shows.

>>713936752
Huh. You should make a stark white room where all the character can do is sit in a chair and eat crackers.
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>>713927444
lil bit
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Sometimes dead is better.
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im a motherfucking starboy
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star fuccboy
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star boypussy
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>>713939506
Nerd
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>>713939695
NO YOU
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How's MFF, fags?
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>>713939747
I'm afraid not.
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>>713939786
I would rather shoot myself than go to that cancer trash

>>713939806
gross degen furfag
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>>713939840
Aw, no one to go with?
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>>713940044
I've got bitches falling over me like tears in the rain fam I just don't do furcons
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>>713940079
I believe you.
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>>713939840
You wish, I'm a sexy beast m8
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>>713939342
What kind of star?
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>>713940154
not mutually exclusive

>>713940106
Of course you do.

>>713940156
Wrinkle star, obviously.
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I finished my painting. I've got one more canvas left before I have to buy more.

>>713940202
I'm not sure what that is.
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>>713940392
it's a joke about buttholes
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>>713940409
I imagine your asshole is like a windsock. Yes, I said I just imagined your asshole, but I imagined it to be insulting.
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>>713940490
it's actually remarkably taut, but as long as you're imaging my asshole I'm happy.
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>>713940490
imagine insulting assholes all you want
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>>713940638
I lied, I didn't actually imagine it, I imagined insulting you, and so I did.

>>713940652
I imagine insults. Directed at me. By other people. All the time. Even when they aren't saying anything to me.
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>>713940984
Backpedal all you want darling, I know you're fantasizing about my luscious, succulent donut hole.
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>>713941083
I don't even know what you look like. Also, I'm not interested in assholes.
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Sometimes dead is better.
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>>713934477
Got more of that good shit friend?
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it's still too early to wake up, even on a saturday
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Try not being able to sleep more than a couple hours.
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it's pretty great isn't it
being tired all the time
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Yesterday I was looking for a notice from my apartment that I got on my door that I'm not sure was a hallucination or actually happened.
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that's kind of spooky
the only way to know is to ask your landlord
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I'm still wholly unsure if I actually got a notice or not. I don't go to the office unless I have to. If they try and come in I'll just not let them. They're not supposed to come in anyways, they said that when I signed the lease.
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i guess you can always wait and see if something important comes up, they'll show up
otherwise, i don't think you should worry about it too much, keep an eye out for it just in case
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I am always on the lookout for maintenance. I have arthropods as pets, so their regularly scheduled exterminators I have to intercept and tell them I don't want the service.
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>>713944223
>>713944223
>>713944223

damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Do any of you have an interest in cryptozoology?
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>>713945520
I studied cryptolinguistics, but I was interestested in that for a time.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
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