quads and I put this pen up my dick

your dick is really fucking small dude my cock was bigger than that when i was 12

>>713922634
6666 GETS

>>713923111
fuck so close

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>>713922634
Your nigger ass better fucking deliver, so help me god.

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Rollarino

>>713923016
I'm a grower /b/ro

>>713923166
may god strike me down if I don't

Abandon thread

3333

That is one ugly cock

Reroll

>>713922634
pen in dickhole get

>>713923299
One off... shii-

Rollfag

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>>713923338
different angle

I want to become quads

From the looks of your withered piss slit, I'd say this isn't your first to shove a pen in your boy pussy.

i am become quad

>>713924160

Shame you got circumcised, it does not look good.

>>713924160
you don't go from uncircumcised to circumcised in one picture you fucking liar

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>>713924160
....zak?

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>>713924160
welp, go ahead then

>>713925064
Yeah, I wish I didn't get it either. Oh well, gotta work with what I got

>>713925094
I've got a 3 inch difference between flaccid/hard, so there's a lot of loose skin when I'm soft

>>713925267
:^)

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>>713925697
=D

>>713925697

Did you get it done or did your parents?

>>713926017
Parents

>>713926116
Same. Feelsbadman.

Rollin

>>713922634
Fuck you OP

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>>713926116
How old you is??
You actually have smexy cocka

>>713926193
We'll get by :)

>>713926248
I'm 21

>>713926116

and this is why parents shouldn't get that shit done.

better deliver faggot

Let's get this fucking show on the road.

do it nig

>>713926373
Well you should still deff post moar of that baby.
Keep the thread going ;D

>>713923006
Post ass pic pls :)

>>713922634
KEK HELP US ACHIEVE PENDICK

>>713926971
Test

>>713922634
do it.

>>713922634
dickerino rollerino

>>713922634
check em

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Black people

>>713922634
praise kek

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Quads get!

>>713922634
that fucking thing is going to go up your dick op. don't be a fag

Bawls

who likes to suck on pineapples

Bump roll

Stick it

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Roll

well op

>>713922634
Roll!!

>>713927774
Fug :(

Ggg

Do it anyway

In the dick

>>713922634
Trim your bush you lazy nigger

JUST DO IT

Put your dick in the owl

rol

>>713922634
pendick get

rolll

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Leggo

>>713927951
Strongly considering shaving all my hair, honestly

rolllingg

>>713928094
Massive hassle. Would not reccomend. Just trim short.

T. Homo/Yeti who shaved everything a week ago.

>>713928094
put the pen down your jap eye while you burn that hair off with removal cream. fap the whole time

>>713927957
you guys are huge faggots now

>>713927957
you heeard em

Nothing like dickholr jammin

he wont do it anyways

quads b

Quads of dickrape

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quads

quads for Harambe

Rull?

>>713927957
MODS=FAGS

poop

please

Jam it

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Do it.

Do it

DO IT NOW

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Rollll

do it my boy

twist it in it

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>>713928192
I really should just get a trimmer one of these days

Never taken a pen before, so I'm warming up with this 1/4" audio plug

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Ples

QUADS

QUADSSS

Hurry

COME ON

Do it

DO IT

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Shove that pen all the way in...

here do it

QUADS

JUST DO ITJUST DO IT

DO IT PUSSY

get faggot

>>713928875
trump 2020

DO ET NAO

>>713928975
now

stop being a faggot. check these quads

>>713929011
checked

I WAS 2 AWAY FUCK YOU MOOT

lets go. rollarino

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>>713928839
Fuck yeah boy.

QUUUUUUUUUUUUADS

they see me rollin.

rolling for dick rape

peep these quads

>>713928839
What up with the colour disfiguration

FUCKING SHOVE IT IN YOU CUNT

stop being a dickbutt and stick the fucking pen in your cockhole already faggot

fuck you

>>713929144
>>713929188
>9
>>713929188
>>713929190
>>713929123
>>713929132
>>713929102
>>713929114
>>713929094
>>713929081
same fag

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>713929190
aaaaaand now

NOW PLZ

Shove it!!

PLZ

AHHHHHHH

Quadsu!

>>713929229
Apparently he does not know how and when you get quads...

Do it so I can jerk off and die

>>713929377
>>713929395
>>713929370
same fagg

QUADS

Do it

Do it

HNNNG

>>713929423
reroll

QAUDZUTANA

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>>713929420
Check yourself before you wreck yourself, son.

>>713929501
Yea this kid needs to stfu

I need this ROLL

QUADRA

>>713922634
roll

FUUUUUUUUCK

QWERTY roll

Rollio pollio

please give me quads

>>713929501
>>713929527
>>713929538
same fags

consecutive digits

ROLLROLLROLLROLLROLL

>>713929652
False im 538 tho

9999/0000 is coming up in the next minute guys

>>713929716
>>713929538
same faggs

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Oh wait I actually just figured out how many it takes to get to quads. Fuck.

Roll 9999

>>713929420
Honestly, who gives a shit?

>>713929750
There ya go retarded cum rag

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>>713929652
wrong again mongo

999999999999999999999

Roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll

Gibe quads. Plz.

>>713929809
>>713929816
>>713929829
same fags

OP won't deliver either way.

Ususue

969

Come on quads... come on quads

999

Excellent

Plz Quads

Iwjwjw

>>713929907
Not even close cuck.

Rollllll

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH PLEASE

>>713929957
ok

>>713927957
quads and the mod kills himself

Rolllllll trolling nnnnnnnnnn

COME ON

>>713929978
jesus

Jeje

>>713929983
reroll

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get

do it

Now!

>>713922634
Roll

>>713929998
FUCK WELL THAT'S IT BOYS

>>713929998
You're a ducking nigger

Quaderino.

FUK

quad

>>713929998
so close

>>713929998
iunno sure roll

>>713929998
Just so fucking close

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ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FUCKING KIDDING ME?! >>713929998
YOU WERE ONE AWAY. ONE.

>>713930065
>>713930068
>>713930074
>>713930061
>>713930047
>>713930043
>>713930040
>>713930039
same fagss

My post will end in 53

Not quads but hopefully my ESP is good enough for you

And the post below mine will be 27

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Take these quads.

nigger

>>713930145
Fucking retard

>>713930145
Counts by my standards

>>713922634
Reroll for pendick

Roll for pen in dick

not worth to waste quads on this shit

Singles

And now you shall taste real dubs

>>713930175
suck my dick from the back you stupid nigger.

gotta roll

And now you shall taste real trips

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Oh boy.

I am the one who quads.

Just do it already or go back to your math homework faggit

>>713922634
Rollin

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>>713930145
counts for a consolation screwdriver

>>713930545
Roll

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>>713929229
Nice try fag fag.

I have a pen....I have a penis. Uhhhh pen-penis

At what point did you decide to put things in your dickslit OP

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>>713930575
Gud boi.

benis

>>713930686
Summer last year. Started off with paintbrushes and got really into it. But ever since I've just casually put things in my dick

>>713930575
Ha! Nice

Op won't deliver

>>713930575
>no time stamp


F-f-f-f-f-f-f-Friendly fellow stick your dick high push real hard piss to the sky, drink it up and catch it so, snort some crack through your nose, wiggle your dick, finger your ass, when it comes to you I pass.

>>713930879
I may not, the pen's not really fitting as well as I want it too and I've been edging for two hours now

>>713930920
If you don't believe that's the same dick in all the pictures, I don't know what to tell ya

rooling fire

quads get

>>713931063
seriously. Its obviously the same dick you morons. BTW thanks for the consolation screwdriver. that was my 9999 post

>>713930797

You should do an AMA, real curious as to how the fuck one gets inspired to jam a paintbrush in their dickhole
How does even begin to train for something like this? Climb 10,000 stairs in Tibet to have a bald naked monk slide his green bean width wrinkly ass fingers down your dick?

>>713931110
o boi

fuck

>>713931157
no problem, man c:

>>713931164
ask away!

All I can remember about getting started sounding was seeing some sounding porn when I was around 15. I tried to replicate it by shoving a q-tip up my dick, but that was to no avail. After this I kind've forgot about it until one day last summer, when I saw some paintbrushes and thought, "hell why not?"

>>713931164
Lol some guys just like it. I started with chopsticks...

>>713931426
>q-tip
Those hurt like a motherfucker. I did it for a bdsm dom once.

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When you eat too much taco bell

>>713931426

I have but two questions, did it hurt? And if yes, does it still hurt?

>>713931457

Did you at least do that shit where you rub the chopsticks together first or do you like the splinters

>>713922634
I once had a girl jerk me off with a glass rod in my cock. IT was incredible. It felt amazing and the constant thought of "oh fuck this thing could break and i would be fucked" added a certain something to it. What is the "craziest" thing youve had in your cock OP?

>>713922634
do eet dickletOP

>>713931648
>splinters
No, I used nicer chopsticks that were sealed and very smooth. Splinters inside your cock sounds (pun intended) like a bad time.

Doesnt hurt really unless you have some sort of blockage in your urethra. Use lube. Feels really different though.

Pen would probably hurt a bit cause edges.

>>713931540
Yeah, it was a rough experience. Never will try those again

>>713931556
It has hurt in some sessions, but I suspect that's mostly due to using improvised equipment. One time I nicked myself with a philips head and had some bleeding, but fortunately everything healed up fine

>>713931668
AAAA battery, probably. It was mostly discharged, but I still felt some tingling from the current. Pretty exciting feeling

my time to shine

>>713932083
but for real now

>>713922634
THE TIME HAS COME OP!!! DO IT!!

>>713931936

I mean splinters in your dick might feel good a lot of people assume having things in your urethra wouldnt feel good

>>713932108
BAHH!!! REROLL!!!!

>>713932222

>>713931951

Whats the biggest thing youve put in your dick

Im never lucky

I am the bringer of 2222

>>713932222
hi me

2222

>>713932193
On one really good day I got a 3/8" thick metal rod in me. Definitely the fullest I've ever felt

Alright, 2:21 is a good time to end it. Sorry to disappoint, but no quads means no go. Have a nice night, and better luck next time!

Now is my chance.

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>>713922634

6666 GET

just do it

not worth quads

Do it ya fag

rollerino

6666?

let's do this

OP is a poser.