ITT we discuss ideal roles for certain actors. Pic related.

The fuck is she gonna play??? Barbie eats Manhattan??

>>713918942
Is Amy the ending scene Barbie where she's gotten used, abused, had 7 drug additions, and 4 eating disorders?
Who plays opening hot Barbie?

>>713918942
I think that there should be a movie where Gary Busey plays Donald Trump

Failing that, there should be a movie where Gary Busey plays Boris Johnson

Barbie is not a good idea for a movie. They should make a movie about Dale Earnhardt instead

>>713920006
Owen Wilson kinda looks like Donald Trump, if they made him up to look older/fatter...

>>713918942
God why the fuck does she still get employed

Sarah Jessica Parker as a talking horse

>>713920794
"muh vagina"

>>713920767
Owen Wilson as Trump
Ben Stiller as Pence
Vince Vaughn as Hillary Clinton

Would watch

>>713920794
Dude she's smart and hilarious get over it

>>713920995
I wouldn't wish Vince such a disgrace as to be Hillary.

Movie where Kristen Stewart plays a woman-shaped piece of wood. Seems like the perfect role for her

>>713921116
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She should be the lead for a cabbage patch doll movie

Tom Cruise as the Night Stalker

>>713918942
Jerry Seinfeld as Osama Bin Ladin in a comedy about 9-11

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>>713918942
Barbie as an overweight whore?
Barbie as a fat house wife with five kids?

She's perfect

Tim Heidecker as Hitler

Robert DiNiro as Moot

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>>713918942
God

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>>713921116
I'm scared this is not bait and people think like this

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Amy Schumer should play Tiffany Trump.

>>713922776
I guess you don't watch south park

>>713922776
Women are smart and funny man, especially her.

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>>713922819
Would be a sexy movie

>>713922776
Every time she makes a joke about her vagina I lose my fucking shit dude.

Ellen Paige as Kino.

>>713923033
Now this IS bait.

>>713918942
This girl I know from high school looks just like her. She has three kids one is a niglet and is on husband four.

>>713923244
Now THIS is dubs

>>713923244
It's a south park reference, relax guy

>>713923311
And THIS is double dubs

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>>713923411
Double double dubs!!!

>>713920927
Autobiographical movies seem kinda masturbatory

>>713923411
Is this real life

A dog wearing a wig as President Jimmy Carter

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This just turned into a get thread
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>>713921996
This

Amy Shumer should make a movie where she plays post accident Gary busey.

>>713923244
What
>>713923311
Tha
>>713923411
Fuck

Russell Brand as Lassie
David Spade as his golden retriever girlfriend

Matthew McConahey as Charles Manson

>barbie doesn't have a vagina
Well shit, is she going to become the second coming of Marcel Marceau?

repeating digits.

Sean Connery as Willy Wonka
Rupert Grint as Grandpa Joe
Sasha Grey as Charlie

Brian Cranston as William Tecumseh Sherman

>>713924207
Hugh Dancy should be Manson

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>>713918942
What the fuck is wrong with Sony? Why are they such a shit company?

>>713924402
Trump as Willy Wonka
Sasha Grey as Charlie
Dave Chapelle as Tyrone Biggums as Granpa Joe
The cleft pallet kid from Stranger Things as an Oompa Loompa that only speaks using racial slurs

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Why did this not happen?

>>713924441
This

Anthony Hopkins as Joseph Fritzl

>>713918942
The reaction to this really just goes to show how sexist the internet still is. I mean ffs, how many people were really interested in this movie in the first place? Now that Amy Schumer has been cast, it's the worst thing imaginable and Sony are pushing their agendas blah blah blah. My personally, I had no interest in this movie, and Amy Schumers casting has me somewhat intrigued. Could be something different.

>>713924786
>Dave Chapelle as Tyrone Biggums as Granpa Joe

Thats priceless

>>713924842
Would have been gr8

>>713920794
Because she's smart and funny and people enjoy her comedy. Women are funny, get over it.

>>713919727
Katrina bowden?

>>713925191
Women are funny, they're always making jokes. I love to laugh at their crazy hijinks

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>>713925191
>Women
>Funny
Pick one

Charlie Sheen as George Bailey in a remake of "It's a wonderful life"
With Gary Busey as Clarence

>>713925540
That actually doesn't sound too bad.

>>713925410
>Le edgy
Wew there lad. Be careful you don't cut yourself.

>>713925098
Obviously bait but fuck it. If you behave this way you're keeping Hollywood movies shitty. They'll keep writing shit scripts if they know people will just go to movies and say they're good because of a "socially just" casting decision

>>713924786
Would watch this

>>713925819
Not bait at all. And nowhere did I say I'm going to watch this. I said I had zero interest in this movie, but Amy's casting has caught my attention and I'm somewhat intrigued at something different. Fuck off outta here with that "socially just" bullshit. Hollywood is extremely unprogressive.

>>713921116
I just checked out the first result on youtube when searching her name and it was a stand up show called "women who kill." The first thing she said was basically applaud us for being women. Then she made a joke about becoming pregnant as a career, a joke about herself being pretty and then a joke about her boyfriend being ugly. Then making a joke about breaking up with said boyfriend (but haven't told him yet) so she's just cheating on him.

Imagine a man making jokes about his partner being ugly, cheating on her or his wife's/girlfriends job is to be pregnant.

>>713926210
Male comedians make jokes like that all the fucking time you absolute fucking spastic.

Bryan Cranston as the Tourette's Guy

>>713926162
>casts Amy schumer
>something different

>>713926287
And they get in trouble for it every time and are labeled sexists bigots.

>>713926291
The Tourett's Guy as Predident Richard Nixon

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The actor who plays Jim Layhey (spelling?) in Trailer Park Boys as Joseph Stalin