please state the nature of the medical emergency

>>713916191
Doctor. Neelix is being gay again. Can we cure his gayness?

I cant stop inhaling my farts and throwing up on my own ass and balls. Also i have a splinter.

>>713916191
This is already the best thread on /b/ today.

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>>713916191
Oh shit doc! The borg have breached the ship! they're invading Voyager! Only you are immune to their assimilation, you must save the ship!

I caught feelings for my ex again

>>713916857
>>713917180
The Doctor is obviously too speechless to help you right now. Tuvok must have switched off his ability to speak again.

Doc, I went into the holodeck to learn about the start of the federation, but now I just want to listen to country music and fuck Vulcans

>>713916191
I"M FUCKING DYING, HELP ME YOU JACKASS !!!

>>713917983
WE'RE SORRY, YOUR CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT TO US. PLEASE HOLD.

Yeah, I've had this erection for longer than four hours and the commercial said to come see you.

>>713916191
help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope

My foots a sleep

>>713916191
Doctor, Q keeps coming into my room while I'm sleeping and breathing heavy in my ear.

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>>713918099

PLEASE HOLD, MY ASS !!!!!!!

FOUR HOUR ERECTION
>tfw no holo-girlfriend

>>713918443
PROFANITY DETECTED. PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN.

I'm now breathing manually and also blinking manually and I have an itch and my tongue feels weird in my mouth and I have to swallow.

My ass grew tits and when i poop i produce milk.

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>>713916191
Doctor! Tuvok keeps kicking the back of my seat!

I made an owwie on my leg :(

>>713916191
Doctor, are you waiting until we get back to the Alpha Quadrant to do your fucking job?

>>713916191
I'm doing you a favor, Doctor, by keeping this thread alive. Literally your existence depends on it.

I know Seven wants your mobile emitter. Tuvok has had it with your opera. Paris and Neeliz are tired of you putting them down. And I'm pretty sure Harry thinks you are lazy.

>>713920276
And I haven't even told you about what Neelix wants to do to you.

>>713916191
Doc, Seven caught me sniffing her panties and now I have a type 3 phaser and a Walmart toaster lodged in my anus.

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>>713916191
Doctor I accidentally the whole thing.

>>713921291
Stop coming into my quarters and breathing in my ear while I'm sleeping, Q!

>>713917352
Try best thread all year.

>>713921512
I've seen better. The Doctor has actually done his job in some.

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>>713918612
LET THE MATING BEGIN!

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>>713921755
Dude, I'm married.

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>>713921457
Oh I stay perfectly still it is you who rotates in the universe to put your ear near my mouth.

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>>713921913

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>>713916191
halp! i can't feel my face!

I haven't been laid in a year and masturbation isn't cutting it. Is there anything I can do to help me stop being horny as fuck

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>>713921925

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>>713922056
I swear to God, Tuvok, if you touch me I'll tell the Doctor.

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>>713922180
Watch this.

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>>713922341
Commander Ryker?

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>>713922310
Prepare your body.

>>713921512
these threads have been around for a long time newfriend

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>>713922615
Shoot until you see green!

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He's behind me isn't he?

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>>713922504
No it is I his evil clone Tom!

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>>713922816
Victory is mine!

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>>713923096
Fuck this, I'm out...

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>>713923281

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>>713922890
Oh, but Tom is dead, Commander.

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>>713923444

>>713923526
Thank you, Mr. Data.

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>>713917180
Lmao

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>>713917352

>>713917903
Lmaooooo

>>713920510
What is it?

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>>713923983
If you can't prove it, it isn't true.

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>>713916857
Take him to the holodeck. Fire up the Mike "Take it in the ass get gassed" Pence program.

>>713924244
Valid point soldier

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>>713923838
Mr Data I come from a Mirror universe where Scott Bakula was a good captain and it was not about bullshit time travel because the writes got bored of the past.

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>>713924309

>>713916191
i came before i could pull out of my girlfriend

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>>713924226
Look at this face. Do you really have to ask?

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>>713924348
But I like Captain Archer...

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>>713921457
I got much better pillow talk out of that other Captain.

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>>713925051
Remember me? Do I need to hit you again? Quit being a rapist or I'll sick the Klingons on you.

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>>713925218
Oh please, rape is like foreplay to those people.

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>>713925496
Why don't you think about that for a second, Q...

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>>713924578
And a plot synapse of one of the final episodes:
"Archer gives a speech to the officers of both ships, saying that they should move against Starfleet and the Empire. Soval and T'Pol meet, contemplating a future where alien species were respected and treated as equals; they convince Phlox to join their movement and sabotage Defiant. As the sole alien allowed to remain on board, he succeeds in disabling the ship's systems. Soval, on Avenger, then attacks, but Tucker disables Phlox and restores power. Defiant destroys its attacker, and when Sato and Archer celebrate in the captain's quarters, Archer dies after Mayweather defects to Sato. Reaching Earth on the advanced and powerful Defiant, Sato contacts Admiral Gardner demanding his surrender and declaring herself "Empress Sato"."

>>713925601
So you are saying that made him a good Captain in the mirror universe?

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Hi, I'm Captain Jonathan Archer of the Starfleet vessel Enterprise. Have any of you seen the Xindi?

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>>713925596
I did, and I'm pretty sure that's how you met your wife.

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>>713926428
At least I didn't try to knock up Janeway.

New trekkie here.

The post 2000 movies worth to watch? More specifically the jew-jew abrahams movies.

>fucking loved Voyager, TOS, TNG
>Liked DS9 and Enterprise

Don't understand apart from the violations and torture Archer did why people don't like Enterprise; but yeah, opinions. I mean it's not great, but it has a fair amount of its moments.

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>>713916191
> pic related

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>>713926610
Oh please, I was merely going to promise her safe passage to the alpha quadrant by sticking it in her delta quadrant.

>>713926817
Old Trekkie here.

I hate the new movies. JJ Abrams took one of the smartest franchises in history and made it all about tits and explosions. They don't really care about the fans anymore. You might like them, but classic Trek is vastly better and where my heart is.

>>713927059
And by classic Trek, I mean everything before Enterprise was cancelled.

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The captain is trying to murder me.

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>>713927059
I have no idea what you are talking about.

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>>713926980
What?

>>713917751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr0OHhA6rGs

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>>713927205
Maybe I was wrong...

>>713927059
>>713927122
Only movie I've seen is First Contact(heard Borg queen before starting, piqued my interest), stopped DS9 I think 5-7 episodes before the finale. Currently on Voyager S7E14 but I stopped at S4E05 on Enterprise.

And I figured, haven't seen them but I suppose I will for the sake of objectivity. Started Trek a few months ago and god damn do I love it.

>>713927482
What do you like about it?

>>713927478
Just me or are the old Orion slave girls like fifty times hotter? Hell, I'd take a Telaxian woman over than shehulk of blob.

I thought season 4 of Enterprise was better than all seven seasons of Voyager combined

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>>713927556
I think the ones on Enterprise were just fine.

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>>713916191
I'm seriously injured, please help!

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>>713927691
I can't believe they were just thrown into the Rancor pit

>>713927621
They're the ones everybody hates on the most. It's unfair. It's all Trek, with that classical style. They don't write like they did back then anymore.

TOS, TNG, DS9, VGR, ENT
movies 1-10

unparalleled brilliance and adventure

>>713927553
It being what? The movie or series I've watched?

But god damn do I hate Netflix's next episode 'summaries'

>>713928002
Star Trek in general.

>>713927889
On the fence since they announced they're making a series next year; figured Abrams will fuck it up beyond comparison or the filth we've has as writers since anything born in the 80's will finish the job.

>>713928075
Just everything; details, how in depth the stories are, the conflict of emotions to prime(or temporal prime) directives. Star Wars I was 200% disinterested in and I thought it'd be the same shit with Trek.

But fuck how wrong I was, love this almost as much as any series I've watched and I think it's probably one of the best shows ever devised. Only series superior to Trek I have to say would be the the original Twilight Zone but not by much.

>>713926087
Which species?

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>>713927751

>>713928391
>on the fence since they announced they're making a series next year
They shit all over the franchise by rebooting it. Trekkies like me loved the fact it was the "continuing adventures". It will take them putting the series into the hands of real fans and returning to the original continuity for me to care.

>Just everything.
Me too.

I love the characters, the heart, the philosophy, the introspection, the humor, the design, the stories--it's all so great. DS9 and VGR are the nearest to my heart, but I love them all.

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>>713928561
There's more than one?

>>713928794
Ciscko had his moments, but I didn't think I could like Janeway as much as I did from the spam posts I kept seeing about her separating a borg from the collective against her wishes and other shit.

And yeah, HIGHLY doubtful that the series will be any decent but I can hope. Roddenberry envisioned and put so much detail into Trek; pisses me off what's happened to it in the recent years.

>Klingon isn't even a language anymore, just gargles and grunts

>>713928887
The anusgalians; the most heinous threat to the alpha quadrant.

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>>713929107
Sisko is my favorite Captain. He was the only one who could become a soldier when Starfleet needed him to. Archer tried, but he never really made the choice. Sisko had his friends and enemies. He could work them all politically, out bluff them, or blow the hell out of them. No one was more dominant or determined than him. Watching him I just really felt like he was a leader I could follow to hell and back.

And as far as Voyager is concerned, it just really felt like a family. Janeway kept the crew together somehow. She was tough when she needed to be and compassionate when she needed to be. I cried at the end (no spoilers).

>>713929507
>He could work them all politically, out bluff them, or blow the hell out of them.
His enemies, of course. He was loyal as hell to his friends.

>>713929507
Thanks for the no spoilers, only one's I've gotten were from when the Simpsons restaged family photos and the ending of ENT through some retarded googling.

Cisko was badass, really enjoyed the prophet deal.

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>>713916191
We've lost our commander and would like a replacement..interested, you ARE qualified...

>>713929905
Yeah, the last episode of ENT sucked, but the rest of the season was awe-inspiring. The penultimate one was particularly emotional to me.

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>>713930092
THAT'S NOT STAR TREK!!!

>>713916191
I cant have erections anymore after hitting 30

>>713930228
the reference went over your head...but i understand.

did you check to see if your emotions were turned on?

>>713930305
No I completely got the reference. I like Atlantis too. SG-1 was my shit tho.

>>713922310
I never understood why star trek was always obsessed with ww2..every fucking series had references to it in one form or another

>>713925496
who are these semen demons?

>>713930408
The Nazis represent everything Starfleet and the Federation is not. It makes sense that the juxtaposition would be a regular occurrence.

>>713916191
My fiance ended a 4 year relationship yesterday. We used to watch Star Trek together.

>>713930617
The Duras sisters... It says it right there.

>>713930734
I'm sorry man that sucks.

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>>713927059
I heard the new one was much more Trek-y but haven't seen it yet. The other two were just sci-fi action movies in a vaguely Trek setting. They definitely need to find the middle ground between V'Ger and nonsense action.

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Your shitposting is irrelevant. I have injected this thread with nano probes that will cure your space aids.

>>713931120
Simon Pegg is really hostile to us Trekkies. I don't care what he does with the franchise (unless he returns it to real fans) I ain't touching it.

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>>713931140
Will you cure my space aids, Seven?

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>>713931140
Best Trek girl here to cure xenos

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>>713931338
You are to beta for assimilation and I already have an orbiter. Your overtures are irrelevant

>>713930371
sg universe best sg

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>>713931399
>Jadzia
>Ezri
>Neela
>Seven
>T'Pol

And you chose her...

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>>713931436
>Harry gets all the pussy
>except the one he wants

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>>713931528
had such potential as a actual drama instead of he single episode action stories of sg1 and atlantis.

that said...post prometheus ship designs were so much better.

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>>713931436
>Damn the doctor has altered his subroutines and I'm trapped in the holodeck. I need to escape before I get cucked.

>>713931720
>the only way she would leave Chakotay
>the most badass man in the galaxy

>>713931679
Ensign Kim IS the pussy

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>>713931804
Somebody's never watched the show...

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>>713931804
Maybe you're the pussy

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>>713931804
Nah dawg. He plays a mean clarinet.

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>>713931720
>>713931800
Alright maybe Chakotay's the second most badass man in the universe...

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>>713931720
Commander... I suggest you spend some time in there. You might learn a thing or two..

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This is a good thread. It's been awhile since I've talked to some Trekkies.

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I'll assimilate you, you fucking faggot.

>>713928887
They are a grouping of several species that evolved on the same planet if i remember correctly

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>>713932303
Like having sex with your proverbial daughter, you holographic pervert?

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>>713932354
You just fucking try it

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>>713932469
What's that Porthos? No he doesn't get the joke does he?

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>>713931804
I will fuck your shit starfleek style you scum

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>>713932550
Try what? You're not one of those faggots who calls themselves a Trekker are you?

>>713918663
I WILL FUCK YOU.

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>>713932492
did he fuck a holo-daughter? damn hope the captain didn't find out

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>>713932719
Worf we know that's you.

>>713922669
Use the retarded term "newfriend", one more time faggot. See what happens.

off topic, can you get a majel barret voice for andriod phones?

>>713932778
Quit triggering me you patriarchal, cis, white male. You're offending me.

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>>713932683
that was meant for >>713932461

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>>713932778
c-capatin-kun you are reading this in my voice

>>713932828
i wish. actually they might be working on that.
from what I hear she actually recorded a whole library of audio before she died for that very purpose.

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>>713932927
"I love reading things in other people's voices. I only wish I could speak them as well as I can think them so other people could get the joke."
~Captain Picard

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>>713932927
Are you... being retarded... on... purpose?

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>>713932778
Captain this is a formal invitation for you to come to my fashion club. It will be in the holodeck at 1800. I've specifically chosen the space wisely because it would be a security risk to the crew if we exposed them to our good looks.

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>>713932990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkE4Enc9IgY

this guy seems to have lifted audio from the show

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>>713933160
Worf is our punching bag, not yours.

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>>713932990
being true? god bless that voice actress

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>>713933238
It shall be spectacular.

(You better not have invited Wesley or I will send you to work for that tool Sisko.)

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>>713933296
Yeah punch me daddy

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>>713933160
i KHAAAAANT believe this

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>>713933436
You've got it.

Number 1 if I were to say Worf's head looks like a fanny. Would you join me in a laugh?

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>>713933399
But his friend is just so well dressed Captain! It would be a violation of the principles of this club to exclude him from membership!

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>>713933623
Don't make me court marshal that ass, Worf.

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>>713933712
well captain, why would you be thinking of that particular body part

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>>713933924
This is the future! Dammit! Why can't I like a Klingon's ass! You slept with a salamander!

>>713933553
Yeah, I could get in on that

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>>713933553
Why of course Captain.

>>713933712

>>713934007
>>713934022
Okay. Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!!!

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>>713933986
captain likes his steak well done, what can i say

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>>713934100
>pic id for this joke so you may laugh

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>>713933712
Oh Capitán settle down settle down

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>>713916191
muh dick

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>>713934105
>>713934203
You ruined me, Q!!!

>there are four lights!!!

>>713916191
High as kite tail insufficient erectus masturbatory slalom column.

Grok?

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>>713934212
What motivates a man to post such rubbish.

>>713934382
grok'd

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>>713927059
this

fuck jj abrams

he said: we couldnt make the new movie for fans of star trek we had to make it for fans of movies.

what a fucking dickhead. its clear for me: hollywood is full of satanistic assholes

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>>713934382
>>713934409
Captain, there appears to be something wrong with the universal translator.

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>>713934277
filename related

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>>713934100

You can both SUCK MY RIDGES

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>>713934527
That's it! It's off to DS9 with you!

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>>713934427
Guys it's ok he also ruined StarWars don't act like your opinions are esoteric

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>>713934427
>hollywood is full of satanistic assholes
because money

>>713934427
take your rose tinted glasses off. ST was always about tits. Green and blue alien tits, to be precise.

I grant you that the new movies are mindless special effect fests, but the tits were a common thread throughout ST.

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>>713934500
Save me Guinan.

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>>713934427
We used to hunt whales and talk to gods, now all we do is shoot people.

>>713934628
What part of "all about tits and explosions" don't you understand? Is it the tits? Explosions? The and? Or the all about?

One thing no one ever said about classic Trek was: Man this is nothing more than tits and explosions.

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>>713934687
dont worry sad, bald, man, i'll save you!

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>>713934727
I'm sorry for ruining your franchise...

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>>713934589
>>713934527
It's an impostor Captain! Locking onto his life signature and beaming him to the brig!

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>>713934799
Who the hell are you and how did you get on my... Don't blow a hole through that!!!

>>713934595
>he also ruined StarWars

yep that fucking dickhead. he should be ashamed
hes not that kind of director that Star Trek and Star Wars deserves

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>>713934833
It all started going downhill when the whole Xindi crap started.

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>>713934865
Oh great. Data's malfunctioning again. Who fucked him up the ass this time? Worf? ...Oh that's right I sent him to DS9...

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>>713934909
the nice man let me in, said he was a crusher, sounded strong but he went down easy

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>>713934909
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>713934527

Oh get a sense of humor Rocky Dennis!

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>>713934799
Contain the security threat on the bridge! Red Alert!! Intruder on the bridge!

thx for this thread guys

im a huge fan of ST and you made me laugh a lot

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>>713935002
Don't come around here with that shit.

comfiest threat on /b/ in a while

>>713916191
I accidentally the nerve gas, and now I have eternal bleeding.

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I'm here for my cervical smear.

>>713932057

> That one fucking tune...

>>713935134
>>713935234
Another anon here in complete agreement with these two.

For once, /b/ has some good shit!

>>713927059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55rKSnb-ag

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It burns when I pee ...

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>>713935134
>>713935234
>>713935287
I'm happy to do it. OP gave up before it even started. Just having fun and discussing Trek. We should do this more often.

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>>713935398
I don't believe you belong on Voyager. Who are you and who let you in?

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>>713935030
Or perhaps you're malfunctioning, Captain.

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doctor my spirit guide has told me that your personality matrix needs... modifications, i'll have b'elanna report here at once

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>>713935557
Captain, step away from him! I'm back to warn you that that's not Commander Data! It's Lore!

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>>713935785
OH FUCK OFF WORF! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO FIX DATA!

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>>713935910
Who are you talking to Captain?

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Hey Doc
Are we Klingons? something's not right...

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>>713935785
Worf this is a show with a script. You can't just hop in and out of plot lines because you want be apart of the group that's having fun.

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>>713935976
AAAHHH!! It was all a dream.

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>>713935985
You cant fool me, get back! to your side of the Neutral Zone!

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>>713935985

I don't see a problem.

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>>713936015
Data, have you seen my visor? Cuz I haven't.

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>>713936218
proto-borg, inefficient

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>>713936015
But Data... I'm fabulous.

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>>713935976
Picard has lost it, quick grand theft auto the Enterprise bring it to Kronos to liberate the Empire from the clutches of the Federation!

>>713936374
Worf is that you? Is anyone there?

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>>713936424
>cuz he's blind

>>713931140
her husband wanted to make her fuck around in a swinger club.

she divorced him i think

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uhhhh my ankles hurt and i cant sleep well.

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MY FACE HURTS!!

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>>713936353
>>713936218
Worf used it to see into the Captains quarters.

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>>713936455
if thats true he is dumb as shit, or has a cuck-fetish. what an ass

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>>713936588
Aw hell no!

Doctor please my leg owwie hurts really bad :(
Do something doc!

>>713936455
>>713936620
for real, how are you gonna have access to jeri ryan and fuck it up like that? i'd have killed myself.

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>that feeling you have when you know the thread will die soon

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>>713936817
post-warp medical technology or not, but all life forms eventually expire captain. we must simply be warmed by the knowledge of our legacy and our influences will live on and prosper

>>713936746
>how are you gonna have access to jeri ryan and fuck it up like that?

this

which proves once again: Politicians are fucked in the head

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>>713936961
I've gotta go. But I will have a thread like this again. This time I will be OP. Farewell (and look for this picture).

Live long and prosper.

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kes its dyin yo! gimme dat hypospray lookin' shiet

I sex starved.

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sorry doc i bin' fappin', shlickin the bean, plumbin' tha depths yo ya know whatta meen?

>>713927482
Generations was another good one with TNG cast.
It's worth it to check out ST II & III.
IV is good but felt likre they tried to make it more approachable by keeping them on Earth during our time. It's got Bones and Spock; love me some Bones and Spock.
DS9 is my personal favorite series. Well worth it to finish it, imo.
I also stopped watching Enterprise within the first few episodes of SE4. They completely fucked the Suliban Temporal War and when they realized they couldn't fix it they made a story paralleled to the events of 9/11 and our subsequent war on the Xindi/Al Qaeda(SP?).
Voyager was good for me. Paris, Kim, and Chakotay were my favorites. Tuvok wasn't the worst vulcan I've seen (looking at you Kirstie Alley) and he had some good moments. I would also totally fuck B'Elanna. Fuck yeah.

TNG is really good if you haven't seen it yet.

>>713929507
Man's as tough as Coffin nails since he had to deal with The Dominion. Fuck those guys.

>>713938041
Everyone likes DS9 but I've never been able to get through the first season. It's the only ST series I have yet to watch all the way through.

>>713931399
The betrayer?
I'd rather fuck the Duras Sisters. At least they're upfront about it.
Get your shit together anon.

>>713934277
"But, the truth is...I really SAW 5 lights."

One of the realest moments in TNG.

>>713938360
that was taken almost verbatim from 1984

>>713935985
We don't talk about them.

>>713938161
So watch some Cliff Notes on SE1 and start at SE2?

>>713938161
I'm also a little peeved that they didn't make movies with that crew. I would've loved to see Sisko, Odo, Jadzia, and Quark in their own feature length.

>>713938773
I know that feel. Voyager's my personal favorite and they never made any movies for it, either.

>>713938945
I hated how the ending of Voyager felt rushed. Like a 'cop out.

>>713939089
Yeah, a bit. They knew they had to end it.

>>713939228
I'm just glad they went a bit more into the Borg. They teased them enough in TNG without giving us much meat and potatoes on them.

It's getting about time for me to watch another series again. Been about 5 years since I've seen DS9, maybe I'll pick that up.

>>713931209
Why do you say that? He's a sci-fi and comics nerd, can't imagine he'd hate trekkies.

>>713939360
I'm wrapping up a Voyager binge, maybe I'll try DS9 again after that.

>>713939089
all 3 finales were not very good
all of them gave me the impression that the writers were told at the last minute that the show is being canceled and they have to hump out a finale asap
TNG was the best of the 3 and DS9 did the best wrapping up the story
but Voyager was absolute shit bc the writers didn't think a premise of a 75 year journey was too ambitious for network TV
even with all the "short cuts" other than the finale it was dropped to what? 60 years?

>>713939487
DS9 is really different from any other trek franchise, if you haven't see it yet, watch Enterprise first.

>>713939602
Yeah, Voyager wasn't handled very well in that regard, but everything else was great.

>>713939637
I've seen Enterprise like a dozen times though, it's time I gave DS9 another shot. It's been years.

>>713939602
all 4 too
Enterprise's finale w/ the episode long double cameo was just desperate

>>713939637
>DS9 is really different from any other trek franchise
that is because ToS TAS and TNG were pop sci-fi vignettes w/ no series storyline
Voyager and Enterprise had a long term story line, but still kept the pop sci-fi vignette format
DS9 focused almost entirely on a single story line that tied all episodes together and rarely did anything that didn't add to that central story

>>713939990
I think the main complaint about DS9's 'difference' is that it was the only series not based on exploration. There is the Gamma Quadrant and I think they did a good job mixing it into the overall story. I'm still a little unsure about how I feel in regards to Odo's past and his race. I don't hate it, but I'm not sure I agree 100% with it. I acknowledge that they didn't fuck it up though.
The Vorta were interesting. It's at that time I learned about Jeffery Combs and what a marvelous actor he is (this is before I watch Enterprise).

>>713939637
Yeah but Enterprise is cliche.
They didn't fully explore the Suliban Temporal War even though they kept bringing it up. When they realized they couldn't fix it, they sent them off to an uncharted section of the galaxy with strange gravity pockets. this let them get away with completely random, arbitrary bullshit.

Enterprise is a lot better if you watch it with the understanding that it is an extended episode of Quantum Leap
>both recurring characters are in Enterprise
>Bakula is the main character in both
>you never see Archer's reflection
>the handler guy's actor makes a cameo
>heavy focus on time travel

>>713940834
and Quantum Leap was the initial engagements of the Temporal Cold War