English teacher at a Japanese all girls high school. Ask me anything.

Wanna switch lives?

>>713910911
...nahhhh

>>713910832
What is your power level?

>>713910832
Pretty sure you're the guy from last time and we already proved you were lying.

>>713910832
TEFL or ESL?

>>713911119
same guy. not lying
no proof

>>713910832
Get out weeb

>>713910832
You the same guy as last time? You literally posted this same thread like 3-4 days ago.

>>713911145
i work for a private school so TEFL or ESL doesnt matter

>>713910832
do you teach them furiously? or do you have to go japaneasy on them?

>>713911220
shave your neck beard

>>713911207
Exactly you have no proof you are telling the truth. You don't have a TEFL cert or an ESL so we already know you're lying. Also if you're an English teacher then why does your grammar skills suck?

>>713911255
i did im bored a lot of different people visit this place. or is it the same 10 people i guess ill find out

>>713910832
are they lolis?

>>713911397
im on 4chan why would i give a fuck about graaaaaamer and spelllings
your not very smart or out of highschool yet

>>713911397
he didnt say he was a good teacher

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>>713911283
Bull shit dude you're lying on the internet again. We called you out last time and we will do it again. Until you stop posting this retarded ass thread.

>>713911516
some are yes. its tough sometimes

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the food any good?

>>713911292
He doesn't teach anyone because he made this same post like 4 days ago and we found out the dude was lying. He's just doing it again thinking he can get away with it this time.

>>713911526
thank you
not a great teacher probably not a good teacher. but a teacher

>>713911413
Ahh ok, so are you going to lie again like you did 4 days ago?

You take advantage of their 14 year consent age?

>>713911556
why do you think im lying?
are you just jealous?
why u so mad bro?

>>713911520
Because you claim to be an English teacher, which is weird considering the fact you don't either a TEFL certification or a ESL certification. You need one or the other but I guess you don't since you're just lying anyway.

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>>713911768

>>713911768
no gotta gf

>>713911810
Dude we called you out last time and we are calling you out again. You're lying on the internet we already know this.

>>713910832
When was the last time you saw your penis?

>>713910832
What does Japanese young pussy taste like?

>>713911867

Their age of consent is sketchy as fuck

>>713911666
same dude
but i dont understand the proof that u know im lying
not lying

>>713911642
It's mostly candy and chicken, or whatever i can think of since I'm making this up anyway.

>>713911520
>Your not very smart
>Your

Holy shit kys. Learn english before pretending to be a teacher you stupid fuck. Fucking weebo neckbeards living out their fantasies. Do you have a katana too Ken Sama?

>>713911858
just shows u no nothing about teaching in japan

>>713910832
Dude you posted this a week ago give it up and think of something new.

>>713912028
salmon

>>713912150
>Claims to teach English
>Has shitty Grammar skills

Ok

>>713912150
Shows you are a basment dwelling neckbeard masquerading as a teacher.

>>713912121
really?
you care about spellin on /b/? thats the problem?

>>713910832
Have you fucked any of the girls OP?

>>713912204
ya i did about 6 hours later than now
is todays /b/ made up of just like 100 guys?

>>713912369
Do you really care about pretending to be something you are not in front of strangers on the web whom you will never see?

>>713912066

>Claims to be an English teacher
>Has shitty grammar skills
>Says he's not lying
>Says he's the same fag from last week
>Anons on that thread already proved he was lying.
>Does the exact same thing this week.
>Expects us to believe his shit.

>no proof
sage

>>713912492
not my students no.
but tokyo is a big city so im ok
thanks for a real question

>>713912494
Ad hominem m8 stay on topic. You posted this 4 days ago and lied and now you think we are going to believe you this time?

>>713912588
why u so mad bro?

>>713910832
Literally any proof would be so easy OP, timestamped pic with some of your pupils work or something.. common

OP why don't you make an incest thread and narrate pretend incidents about your fictional 10 yr old Japanese step sister?

>>713912494
A lot of us don't have lives Mr. Liar.

>>713912707
how did i lie?

>>713911858
>You need one or the other
nope.

>>713912710
Nice scape goat you got there. Do you use it often when you are discovered lying?

>>713912737
I can't because I don't want to get in trubs also yous guys wont blive mes.

>>713912679
Are your students slutty? Could you fuck them if you wanted?

Also, what gets a japanese girl going?

Nothing to see here guys. Ken-Sama is just practicing for when the birth right of otakus is recognised and he is granted citizenship in glorious Nippon.

>>713912905
dont be mad
niec use of the word scapegoat tho
its one word

>>713912855
Just because you say "nope" doesn't automatically change the entire system dude.

>>713913044
Do you have to look that one up in the dictionary?

>>713912996
most are fine but ya a couple are slutty. i have to be a little careful because they try some shit sometimes

>>713913170
sure bro
sure
thanks for bumping

>>713913044
Oh you got me, guess my argument is invalid now. Even though you clearly know nothing about the English language or teaching over seas.

>>713913121
you're welcome to google it. most english teachers are fresh out of university with no qualifications.

>>713912996
>>713913210
(You)

Stop being this desperate OP. Impressing strangers on the internet is not going to do you any good. You should try to actually learn English.

>>713913342
>with no qualifications.
other than a bachelors's which is a requirement for jet*

>>713913210
What age? Why don't you just man up and fuck one of them?

>>713913387
just bored
dont take it too far

>>713912802
Because you don't have any of the requirements needed to teach in Japan and you didn't know anything about proficiency tests, there scores and what they mean m8.

>>713913342
thank you. that as my situation last year then i found this job.
glad some people understand
it takes almost nothing to be an english teacher in japan
but /b/ is mostly unmotivated

>>713912121
>tfw my real name is Ken
>tfw I own a replica katana (for dispray onry)

>>713910832
So much damage control in this thread by OP.

>>713913668
those are irrelevant
i did major in japanese tho which helped

>>713913342
>>713913702
Same fag

>>713913804
i like to be active
just want people to believe and ask real questions

>>713913811
Who needs a teaching degree to teach in a country that doesn't speak your native tongue when you have 4chan anons to lie to amirite?

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>>713913899
fuck off
but nice dubs

>>713913914
Hard for people to believe when you were caught lying last week fam.

>>713911397
Dont need any cert other than any Bachelor's degree to teach in Japan.
Source: Not him, a different teacher.

>>713913498
>>713910832

OP WILL YOU ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU MUG

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>>713914084
Nice try m8 this is what it originally looked like.

>>713914123
how was i caught?

What a fail of a thread. You haven't shared anything interesting and you've spent all of thsi time arguing with other anons.

>>713912588

You left out any form of proof you had.

It seems your only claim is that he was unwilling to provide documentation on /b/ which is totally understandable.

>>713914247
my bad i missed it with all the fucks
age 25
i would fuck them but its just not worth it
but i guess some are of legal age so maybe well see

>>713914314
please see the entire thread.

>>713914305
wow you really took the time to do that?
says alot

>>713914410
Literally all you have to do is block out your name

>>713914374
nobody is asking questions
they are just telling me im lying

>>713914557
How to catch a liar.

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>>713913702
doesn't mean I believe you, otherwise you would take a simple picture. you're certainly dumb enough to be an expat though.

>>713914634
Because you are.

>>713914468
I was in Tokyo earlier this year and damn the girls are hot. Have you tapped any pussy at all since you've been there?

>>713914702
thats fine
is it really that important to take a picture? u cant just believe someone?
this isnt tits or anything

>>713914634
Holy kek, It's cuz you lying fool. How many times you going to post this thread and straight lie to other anons?

>>713914812
yes. being from america is a great benifit
they really like americans even tho we kinda fucked japan up

>>713914861
Is it so hard to do? Or is it because you don't have any form of certification because you are a liar.

>>713911768
Doesn't matter what the local laws are, as a citizen you are still subject to US AoC laws when out of country.

>>713914895
do i have to post proof?

>>713914963
greentext your best hookup story please OP

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>>713914812

And all the grils look lik dis.

>>713911768
most prefectures are 18

>>713914977
fucking annoying ya and there arent that many people in here

Lies

>>713915123
Well since you were caught last week lying on the exact same thread and now you are doing it again with nearly the same audience it would help your argument. But It could be to difficult for you since you know, you don't have a teaching cert of any kind.

>>713912369
Get the fuck out if you don't care about spelling. This isn't Facebook or a fucking chat room.

>>713914861
Would you believe me If I said I was a 7 gendered platypus that stand on my front paws at 4 meters?

>>713915300
Any excuse will do amirite?

>>713915470
It's important when the OP is claiming to be a English teacher in Japan yet has the grammatical skills of a 12 year old.

>>713915175
> girl friend haven done anything yet, 18 graduated high school last year
>tell her to wear her uniform because thats >fucking cute
>meet at park and talk. nobody else is there
>starts moving her hand over my thighs and >eventually my dick
>diamonds
>unizips me and gives me a handjob
>says lets go to karaoke
>go and get in room sing one song then start >making out
>she takes off my belt
>pulls down my pants and sucks it
>then gets up over me and puts my dick inside
>fucking amazing. very tight.
>fuck and cum inside her in karaoke.
>dunno what could be more japanese

>>713915833
Sounds like a lie to me.

>>713915470
>>713915714
this is /b/ get over it
i dont give a shit

>>713910832
How do you eat your CoCoIchi? (Incidentally, this will prove if you really live in Japan)

>>713915833
Pic of gf?

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Since OP is lying so much I believe it's time to turn this thread into a Larry boy thread.

>>713915175
>>713915833
(You)

Ken-Sama pls stahp. You keep on sounding more retarded by the minute.

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>>713916106
She looks like this

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>>713915833

>>713915833
kek

>>713916106
was a while ago sorry didnt take any pics

>>713914201
Correct. I'm also an ex-Engrish teacher with no certs.

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>>713910832
Holy kek this is great.

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>>713916279
I bet.

>>713916279
Well that's disappointing. I'm out of here OP.

I suggest you man up and fuck one of those slutty pupils of yours and then come back and tell us about it.

And remember to take pics

>>713915967
Well it's a good thing that the entire world basis it's entire opinion on what you think as an individual.

>>713916279
Ken-Sama don't be shy and post your waifu. I like 2D grills too.

>>713916063
I'm waiting for an answer, anon. You can't tell me you're in Kanto and don't eat at CoCoIchi at least once a month. I'll accept your favorite gyudon order as a substitute, though you must tell which restaurant you prefer.

>>713917522
He can't tell you because he was lying from the start.

>>713917522
Sorry, Ken-Sama only eats traditional home cooked Japanese meals made by his waifu. He also assists her by chopping the veggies with his katana.

OP, since you can't properly speak English and seem incapable of learning Japanese, how do you communicate with people?

>>713917658
>>713917725
As an ex-Engrish teacher, I was willing to give OP-kun a chance, but I'm with y'all... His pants are on fire. Everyone I know has their "order" at curry or gyudon places.

OPはうそつきです。

What degree do you have?

>>713919289

Are Japanese people xenophobes? How hard is it assimilate in a completely different culture?

>>713920027
Yes. Not very, but I move almost every four or five years and am used to having to start over fitting in. It's not about assimilating, though. It's about being comfortable with your own identity yet remaining open to new ideas, experiences, and points of view. Then, take those which you understand or admire or feel affinity for and find ways to use them to connect to those around you.

Could you trick your students into translating the vidya or old shows like Daimos or Srungle into English as an assignment?

>>713912095
/thread