Post dudes fucking foreign objects

Why?

>>713903977
>white guys
>watermelon
Watermelons aren't foreign

>>713904026
Because I asked nicely : )

>>713904982
No

>>713903977
>U mad black Boiss?

>>713905075
lmao

>>713903977

Hah. I fucked a cantaloupe one time. Felt pretty good, actually. Kind of a waste of fruit, though.

>>713905075
Kek

>>713905248
Did you heat it up at all?

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>>713903977

>>713905361

Yeah. Cut a hole in it, then put in the microwave for a bit.

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>>713903977
ITT: WHITE PEOPLE

>watermelon is for nigger
>fucks a watermelon
>buddy sucks the jizz out
>niggers

>>713905493
Huh. Might have to try that.

>>713903977
sauce?

>>713906150
Wish I knew.

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>>713905075

>>713905773

It's a bit noisy, though. I was afraid my roommate was able to hear the squelching sounds. :-\

this is how they rehydrate watermelons

>>713906596
I live alone. Surprising, I know.

>>713905075
Gold.

>>713906740

Off you go with the melon, then.

SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH!

Anyone have source on gif?

I just searched for like 20 minutes.
It turns out there's a lot of videos of guys fucking watermelons. None of them young white though :/

>>713908412

You sound like my gay artist friend.

I *assume* all the escort twinks he fucks are 18.

>>713905418
I do that a lot.

>>713905418
Aren't these dudes terrified of being kicked?

>>713905291
What does kek mean?

>>713910160
It means it's funny.

>>713903977
both of those guys are really cute it seems

wish they were fucking each other instead of the melon

>>713910160

If you're not trolling, and really don't know what it means, just google it. For Christ's sake don't ask here. No one will tell you shit. All they ever say when I ask about stuff is, "lurk moar, faggot".

>>713910160
It means you're a new faggot....the newest of the new.

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>>713905075

>>713910566
You should.

>>713910566
Why you being such a little bitch to me. All I did was ask a question. You sound like the typical Xbox live kid that attacks innocent people just trying to play the game. I had to sell my xbox because I couldn't take those people like you

>>713905075
Kek

>>713910652
Well I mainly blogged on tumblr for a few years. But I heard about 4chan and thought I'd try it out. The racist stuff gets to me tho

>>713910938
Seriously. Lurk moar. You'll figure out what it means.

So anyone gonna post more cute big dicked white twinks fucking fruit or is this the argue with newfags thread?

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Oh god. I'm totally into ops gif. Love watching guys fuck toys, sex dolls, other things. Any good looking guys wanna cater to my weird kink? Tits and timestamp bc I'm a real gril

>>713911691
fuck off unless you have a dick

>>713911691
you live in a shit timezone

>>713911615
*more. You need to learn how to spell

>>713911691


are you into bi guys fooling around?

>>713911691
Hot damn. OP here and I'd be all over that if I was creative enough to find something to stick it in.

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>>713911839
kek sry for triggering you

>>713911691
Post pussy

>>713911984
HopelessHorseman

>>713911984
im out of this thread.

>>713911984
>>713911691


what is your dirtiest, darkest fetish?

Fudgemuffinz123

>>713911984
remotesocket

big tits & panties mmm

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>>713911997
I have to shave but sure.

>>713912061
Goodbye

>>713911984
bigguy69_21

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>>713911879
Don't correct me faggot. I know how to fucking spell.
By the way. Fuck you.

>>713912308
What do you want kik for? Spread your pussy please.

>>713912106
I read stories about old men fucking toddlers and babies. Im disgusted by it irl and am not attracted to children whatsoever. I just have an innocence kink.

>>713912308
wtf babe if u horny and im horny just give me just god damn skype lets cum one to another right now

>>713912308
Nah don't shave. Bush is back. Just keep it above the clit.

>>713911879
Be our an hero mate.

>>713912448
>implying this is the girl replying and not some random anon

>>713905075
Exactly the kind of thing I came to post.
10/10

>>713912448
>innocence kink


Explain.

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>>713912615
No it really is me

>>713911984
>>713912334
plz add me ;)

>>713912368
You really need to go back to tumblr

>>713912448
>>713912308
>>713911984
>>713911691

Show your face, slut.

>>713912748
Cute nails.

>>713912748
kik please...

K I'll add you guys but you better be cute ffs

>>713912768

I love how 4chanfags like to think they are so much cooler than people at other sites, like reddit, 9gag, tumblr, etc.

Yep. 4chan is a great site, with really useful stuff being posted by really smart people.

>>713912748
height/weight?

>>713912448


What's the worst porn you look at?

>>713912665
I just like the idea of not knowing what sex is or pretending at least. Being really naive and having someone take advantage of that and teach me about it in an unconventional way like "daddy has medicine that comes out of his medicine stick and you need to put it all the way down your throat so it goes to your tummy quicker" type of shit. I'm a perv. That's why I'm here obviously

>>713913028
Grandpa / teen. And then I throw up in my mouth a little when I'm done cumming and have to close the tabs

>>713913185
>I'm a perv


Go on. Let it all out, so we can know who you really are.

Thread change: who here would step on a puppy for 18 bill and how would you step on it exactly

>>713912748
longschlongsilve.... add me

>>713912928
Irrelevant but I'm chubby obviously. At least I'm well proportioned.

>>713912748


That's an impressive pussy.

Post your face.

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>>713912768
>implying I came from tumblr
>mfw
Well aren't you smart.
>>713912917
It's not the sites themselves that we hate,, it's the people, that use them. By the way, you're on /b/. Literally the worst board of all.

>>713911309
lowqualityb8.jpeg

Not even a fish for you anon

>>713913433
Most irrelevant comment I've ever seen.

>>713913297
this

>>713912748
Can we get some ass/feet honey?

>>713913433
I guess thats why its the most popular?

>>713912748
>>713912448
>>713913185


You're one sick fuck. How does it feel knowing most men would lose their boner knowing about your fetishes?

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>>713913699
I'm just killing it tonight. Another thread about cheating in your wife like 10 mins ago

>>713913585
I havent slept in 3 days. you expect me to be completely coherent or something?

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>>713913699

>>713913895
Spread that ass

Anyone have kai green pics?

>>713913780
I'd never do that irl. It disgusts me. But I'm sure this is one place that would be ok with that awful kink of mine.

>>713913895
post your face

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>>713913895
Now that's fucking sexy babe...you've gotta killer body, now show me your lips and try to get your chest in the shot too will ya

>>713913794
Well tumble fags have been known to invest ungodly amounts of time fighting wars on Tumblr, so I guess I can understand your exhaustion.

>>713911984
Hey bb hmu ctanon12

>>713914052

4chan is full of hentai, what kind of hentai do you look at?

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>>713905075
Cheeky bastard.

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I have a penis... I have a pineapple... Uhhh Pineapple-penis

You have a really cute looking pussy, any chance we can see some fingers in it<3

>>713913895
Hey girl, nice pussy. You got Skype? I want to watch you fuck that pussy with objections. We can do it on a group call on Skype and every anon is invited.

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>>713914172
Big tits <3
One of the only requirements

>>713914258
nice

>>713914052


Why do you think you have this "kink" of yours?

>>713910652
Haha!

I don't laugh out loud often but this got me for some reason.

>>713912448
Jesus doll....that's really fucked UP but kinda sexy. I'd read those stories with your and play with your pussy while I did. Sounds like it could be really FUCKING hot.

>>713914373
This one for me doll? I'm this anon>>713914141

>>713914413
Idk. I "lost my innocence" at a young age so I guess this is a way for me to pretend to have it back only to get it destroyed again

>>713914615


So you're psychologically damaged, what happened?

>>713914373

But can you lick/suck your own nipples?

>>713914373
open mouth pls

>>713914576
Yeah. You're welcome.

>>713914494
Sounds fucked up

>>713911879
0/10 b8

>>713914373 sharpie in pooper

>>713914703
I wasn't raped. I just got a little addicted to porn around 7...

>>713914713
Bro...do you see those wonderful things? Of course she can. God that body is fucking killer, and an ass to boot. Christ if only you lived in NYC honey

>>713914769
That's not even bait. You must be the new fag

>>713913699
>honey
topkek, also kys pls

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>>713912308
so fucking gross.

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>>713914713
What do you think

>>713914746
Thank you indeed. You're gorgeous, I can see a bit of your hair but am seriously color blind...you're a brunette yes? Color blind graffiti artist here lol for forgive my shit eyes

>>713911984
shrekraw

>>713915068
i love the piercings

>>713915093
Nah natural redhead.

>>713915068
Damn, how big are your tits?

>>713915068

One is a given but both at same time?

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>>713903977

>>713915186
36f

Fat girls always know the best angles to take pics to make them look better.

>>713915251
Hnnng

>>713915068
Give us a cam show on a group call on Skype!!

>>713915186
At a guess Imma say 36-38E

possibly F it's hard to tell from images :)

>>713915029
Suck cocks faggot. We don't all wear fedoras and say mi lady. Some of us speak to women like a man.

i fucked a pringles can once, no pics though sorry

>>713915257
>>713915345
Oh I should've read the thread lel

PS Gurl you smoking hot, you make me wanna fuck the watermelon I have downstairs on video forya but we have loads of family around and they're about to wake up paha

>>713915068
I think those lips are driving me fucking crazy over here....can we see eyes?

>>713915357
topkek yeah i'm sure shes gonna track you down and blow you now that you stood up for her.

>>713915068
Kik is shrekraw. I'll do your kink shit for you but you better be willing to compensate.

>>713915251
MY CABBAGES

>>713915424
Do it faggot you won't

>>713915157
Very nice. You're very beautiful dear. I don't expect you to show your face like these other idiots but I'd expect you're a 10/10 all around

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>>713915068


I know you! I recognize your face/body.

I'm going to tell everyone we mutually know about what you've admitted to in this thread.

Also, I'm reporting you. Based mods. Goodnight.


>Say your prayers, you sick, filthy slut. Hope the party van doesn't arrive too early. Sleep well.


"To Eden with me you will not leave
To live in my cottage of crazy crooked eaves.
In your own happy home,
Take care of this night:
When you let your little cat in,
Turn on the light.
Something scurries behind
And finds a cozy place to stare;
Something sent to you from paradise,
Paradisically so rare.
Tongues flowering,
They leap out laughing, lapping,
Disappear!"

>>713915257
Got kik?

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>>713915438
Ugh

>>713905075
For all we know she's a fully Americanized citizen... it's actually racist to think that she isn't.

>>713915625
You must be one of those retarded folks I keep hearing about.

>>713915702


More like that anon is a genius.

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>>713915459
Lel you stupid sperglord this is the internet, gonna real me down and blow me. You must be delusional. Plus I already have a wife and side girl to deal with. Doesn't mean I can't comment on a gorgeous woman. And I don't see myself standing up for her you unbelievable autist so read before you post kek

>>713915702
Kek

>>713915667
Cool, can we see your other brown eye?

>>713915068
Would you post more with your legs open? You look very tasty

>>713915667
Why ugh offbyone kenobi? You have really nice eyes.

>>713915257
Nice tits, I like them a lot. Post more ass pics too. Girl, I don't fuck objects but I would enjoy seeing more of you instead. Add me on Skype and lets chat sometime. My SkypeID is anon4chan4anon

>>713915776
Ableist language?
Check
Cheating on his wife, despite vowing not to cheat on her?
Check

GTFO

>>713911984
wellitsawkward

kik is soloflight22
>>713912748

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>>713915832
lol wow. I'm that ain't me. How TF do you even talk to girls in real life with shit like that?

>>713911984
Paguy1253, have some stuff ready to stick it inside.

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>>713903977

>>713911984
does me sticking it in a flesh light count?

>>713915889
Oh fuck youself you complete faggot. How do you know I'm not in a consenting open marriage? And using SKW jargon? I think YOUUUU need to GTFO.

>>713916096
jej

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Alright well. I just came in to try to reel in some cute guys willing to fuck stuff for me on kik. I'm gonna stop responding to you guys since this has gotten really fucking off topic. Please continue posting gifs and webms. Thanks.

>>713915625
>>713915625
>Paradisically so rare.

*with serpents to spare


get it right.

>>713911984
kik: likes2selfsuck

>>713916203


You'll regret admitting what you fap to. I know you in real life, so be ready to lose a bunch of friends who can't swallow your sick fetishes.

I can't decide whether this thread is gold or cancer

>>713916203
soloflight22

>>713916203
well that's pretty simple, what's your kik? I live on a farm.... there's some weird shit to do here

>>713911984
Kik: contactfagging

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>>713916203
Thanks for the free n00dz sweetheart.
>>713915889
>>713916116
Nothing to say autismo the magnificent? I found you this hat.

>>713916203
Your scalloped tongue tells me you have a nutritional deficiency, disease, HIV, or a rather large tongue should probs get that sorted hun

>>713916317
Lol ok whatever. You should message me bb

requesting the dude fucking a fish in some water.

>>713916203
Well like I said before, my kik is shrekraw, I've got an 8 inch dick and I had two girls crying over me last week so I assume I'm cute?

>>713915674
Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element.

>>713911691
Kik: novaAK47

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>>713916203

>pic related

>>713903977
inb4 dude fucking an asian

>>713916583
Kek I had surgery on it. Oh no my feeeelingssss

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>>713916697

Aw oh well..cracking tits tho

>>713916203
I'm sure if you posted your kik you will recieve a tonne of gcute guys sendign you exactly what you want

OP CAN I GET A FAN SIGN ON YOUR TITS TY

>>713916203
Flash more utters!

>>713916585
Dude that was like the 5th reply on this thread..

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>>713916583
>/thread


she saved the worst for last

totally unattractive now

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>>713916950

>>713916950
udders

>>713915625


wow, you faggots, this post is gold

has /b/ really devolved to such a cuck status to deny this post the applause for its epic splendor?


/b/ is just shit now.

>>713916981
What a fag

>>713917120
samefag

>>713916981

etlest we got to see OP's tits

>>713917125

would rather have no tongue than that tong tbh

>>713912448
>>713912615
>>713912748
Sheeeit

>>713915625
You seem nice.

>>713915469
I got that fucking joke.

KEK'd so hard.

>>713917206
k troll

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>>713917194


wasn't OP you fucking moron


also she's a disgusting slut to faps to totally immoral bullshit


she deserves to be shamed


>>713917290
she's an uber-cuck female, isn't she?

>>713917483
*who

>>713915251
Wtf Is that thing on his left arm

>>713917483
I like all of your posts man. Fucking hilARious bro

>>713916203
Damn, post moar feet. Yours are great

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>>713912368

>>713917290
Sheeeeeiit

>>713917535
A censored tattoo

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>>713903977

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>>713917576
tankz

>>713917771
*it's

>shit.

>>713915469
Holy fuck best show ever

>>713910652
I dont typically cringe often, but id you says kek over lel, youre pretty much the newfag cancer here

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>>713917483

NIGGA!..did you just call me a and i quote 'fucking moron' think your funny m8..ill teke ur chin ov gezz, fite m3 fagot.

>>713913185


Reported this post you sick fuck.


>If you're not part of the solution against evil in this world, you're part of the problem.

>>713913288
Sick fuck.

>>713914052

Nobody shares your fucked up kinks you sick fuck.

>>713917759
kek

>>713918308
You're probably the op of all of the loli threads

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So why does straight shota always have older women instead of lolis?

We need more >>713918190
>>713917676
>>713916096
>>713915251

>>713918422


Or not - that shit is just gross. If you aren't solely attracted to big tits, hairy pussies, and hard cock, you have a mental disorder.


Fuck off.

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>>713918190
I did it first

See >>713917759

>>713918224
>/thread

>>713918895
/thread

One time I pissed in a homeless guys face. I have him a $5 bill and he told me thanks brother. As possible dripped off his face. Best $5 i ever spent.

>>713918422


Obviously that anon is disgusted by anything like that, but obviously you are projecting your insecurities about the guilt you feel for liking that kind of shit.

Fuck you, sicko.

I hope the girl in this thread gets ostracized from all of her previous friends who discovered her sick fetishes thanks to the anon(s) who recognize her ITT.

>>713919066
You're a dumb fuck

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>>713919066
>trying to be this edgy and be like one of the anons you hear about on the news
having fun there ya little faggot?

>>713904026

why not? every girl i know says that if she had a dick she'd want to fuck things with it. we owe it to ourselves to know what things feel like when fucked. i applaud these brave men they're the real heroes

>>713913895
i thought the thumbnail was a lizard head.... more stuff that looks weird on the thumb??

>>713919066
checked


>also agree

>>713919404
nice edge there

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>>713917676
>dat suction

>>713916203
Jerellevincent add me

>>713911984
Those tits are ugly as fuck

>>713919518

but they're right

>>713919636
Jesus, don't those things have teeth?

>>713919153


And why is that?

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>>713919636

>>713919690
why? im sure you got some shit you dont want people to know

>>713919699
thats some kind of bottom feeder. they just suck everything up. he probably thought he has a huge worm in his mouth thus, sucking on it harder.

>>713919665
She probably gets laid more than you ever will

>>713919699
No

>>713919835


All that translates as to me is that *you* have shit people don't want to know. Fuck off.

>>713919843
>She probably gets laid more than you ever will
Spotted the pledditor

>>713915625


>/thread

>>713919843
Thanks for saying that she's a whore. White knight failing at his job.

>>713914290
AYE the crossed

>>713919842
Weird. I can only imagine the nasty shit you could pick up from sticking your dick in one of those.

>>713920049


Calling her a whore is like calling a lion a feline, what's the point?

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>>713920401
Couldn't be much worse than this.

>>713920466
Means she's not worth fucking and is a degenerate, white knight scum

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>>713920561

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What about foreign objects fucking dudes dicks?

>>713920776


But I agree she's not worth fucking. She's a sick fuck, I hope she kills herself for fapping to what she said she faps to.

>>713920776

That went way over your head didn't it.

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>>713920787

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>>713921104

>>713911984
add boxeaters

>>713920466
>is like calling a lion a feline
Calling a lion a feline would be saying me calling you a human. Me calling a her a whore makes more sense because it does not have to do with species but the way she treats her body.

>>713911984
ADD ME
Cp9zombo

>>713918308
Bullshit I do so do everyone who posts/contributes to loli threads

>>713920401
parasites 100%

keystone51992

>>713916203
fuck off with them nasty saggy tits, female validation at its worst. Fuck all the anons that are white knighting

>>713921751


Then you should kill yourself.


Plain and simple.

>>713922286
>Then you should kill yourself.
Kill yourself normie

>>713921104
This reminded me that I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. Thanks

>>713921988
parasite

>>713921988
What an edgelord

>>713911984
If you add cheesycrust1 i will send you vids of myself fucking all sorts of shit... :)

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>>713921212

>>713922431
That would be a 9v. I would pay good money to see one of those come out of a mans dick.

I hope the girl in this thread with the sick fetish kills herself out of shame.

>>713923171
Doubt it

>>713914052
I would totally be OK with it, if you were my girl.
SO if we were dating , would you be kool with daddy daughter Roll-play? ..

>>713918308
that's Bulshit and you know it .
I would totaly be fine with it .. and i'm sure others would too.

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>>713920561

>>713913585
>im a faggot the post