Fluffy thread is a go
>smarty revenge edition
>>713891093
Don't have any more in that series, sorry.
I know this is the third thread of the day but is anybody still lurking?
still posting occasionally
>>713891586
Thanks. I appreciate the bumps.
I'm trying to post some new stuff, even if it is hugbox.
>>713891717
I do appreciate the hugbox
>>713891483
i love the disgusted look on the guy's face
>>713891790
Psych abuse and situations where they hurt themselves inadvertently is my favorite but the hugbox does level it out.
>>713891748
>>713891095
How many times has this shit been recolored?
>>713892008
It's coming right at us! *blam*
>>713892193
it's babby's first recoloring; booru legend
Enough hugbox.
>>713892423
very nice, that well measured torment
> "bwuddah" died in a washing machine
^ context
>>713892573
Christ
You niggers want a story tonight or should I go do something else more worthwhile with my life?
>>713892900 (checked)
I'd love one.
I'll keep posting if you keep writing. :)
>>713892850
>>713892900
>implying you have anything better to do
Stick it in a pastebin if its turns out decent.
>>713892945
Nice.
> so this guy comes up to your gf in the yard and gives her biggest sowwy poopies
> wat do?
>>713890915
fuck, i hate bugs
>>713893451
Take a few steps back to then sprint and quick the motherfucker as far as I can.
>>713891874
When I was 12 years old, I was riding my bike around the neighborhood by myself when I heard a noise coming from the alleyway behind the corner convenience store. It sounded like an animal in distress!
Upon further investigation, I found that it wasn't an animal but a little fluffy foal. The cause of his distress looked like a broken chunk of a box cutter blade embedded in his right front hoof. Being the fine, upstanding young citizen I was at that age, I couldn't just leave him like that so I ended up taking him home. I didn't know much about medicine but I did know from watching One Piece that all wounds can be cured if you wrap them up with enough bandages.
After removing the metal, I doused the foal's hoof with hydrogen peroxide. He screamed bloody murder but I knew it was for the best. Who knows what germs were on that blade and I thought it might even prevent tetanus. Hey, I was 12 okay?
With the wound disinfected, I proceeded to mummify his whole leg. I named my new fluffy "Fred" and kept him in a box in my treehouse.
1/3
>>713893742
Thanks for this man.
>>713893862
2/3
>>713893933
3/3
>>713893706
Hymenoptera are not bugs.
>>713893451
help gf first if needed
trick into revealing hole in fence
seize and sell if valuable colors
dispose otherwise
Running out of non-Wolfram sadbox.
>>713893742
I thought I was pretty smart with how I hid Fred. Apparently not so much because my parents found him on the second day.
I came home from school to find Fred and his box sitting on the kitchen table. My parents called a family meeting to discuss the matter. Despite my protests, I was out voted in my bid to keep Fred as a pet. Not only that, my father insisted that Fred should be killed because he was a feral and therefore part of our city's "problems". I was forced to watch helplessly as Fred was carried out onto the back patio and had his head unceremoniously crushed by a decorative cement lawn gnome.
>>713894262
FRED, NO.
>>713894375
such a fast wan die, it's getting ridiculous
>>713894559
I love this one.
I want to see more development of the genre where a domestic fluffy inadvertently sees her dadddeh abusing ferals and slowly comes to see him as a mustah.
>>713894086
the Hymenoptera get to me the most, whatever they may be.
>>713894262
Fast forward to Christmas.
I was 13 now having had my birthday in October. After opening presents on Christmas morning which included a new Daisy Red Ryder for me to shoot my eye out with, my mother retreated to her reading room and returned with another gift for me.
A gift with air holes in the box.
At first, I thought, "Holy shit! They got me a hamster!! Fucking awesome!!" When I opened the box; however, what greeted me was a little blue fluffy foal. It was sleeping soundly on top of a thin bedding pad. In my best imitation of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I raised The People's Eyebrow.
"Merry Christmas dear!" My parents cheered.
"I thought I wasn't allowed to have a pet fluffy?" I asked, a little perplexed.
"We didn't say that." My father shook his head. "We said that you couldn't have a dirty feral in the house."
"This one's from a breeder." My mother chimed in. "He has papers."
I looked back at the sleeping foal. Apparently, the difference between living and dying in my house had to do with the circumstances of one's birth and the piece of paper to prove it. Nevertheless, I now owned a pet fluffy.
"I'm going to name him Buddy." I announced.
>>713895533
Enraptured, Anon.
Keep up the good work.
1/3
>>713895708
2/3
>>713895653
*picks*
More hugbox please
>>713893971
Revenge is needed.
>>713895742
3/3
>>713891717
>>713891790
Same here. People forget the hugbox is an important part of the mix.
>>713895746
No problem.
>>713895746
>>713895797
Holy shit, this is amazing.
>>713896167
Holy shit I wanna shovel it to death.
1/?
>>713896370
Thanks. Tell me what you think of this series.
>>713895533
i would have smashed that fulffys head with the same gnome
>>713896370
Aaaaaaaand, I fucked it up.
This is 1/?
This is 2/? >>713897184
>>713895533
The first thing I did was to hop on to Fluffchan. According to Buddy's paperwork, he was only two weeks old. I needed to educate myself on how to properly care for an unweaned fluffy foal. The gurus on Fluffchan recommended feeding Buddy on heavy cream for at least another week or until his teeth started coming in which was the signal that he was ready to begin weaning. I could keep him in an open cardboard box but he'd be happier in a foal pen. I should begin litter training as soon as possible and there were several methods listed for doing this depending on the foal's temperament. Other than that, just make sure to play with him and to include him in as many human activities as possible. A lack of social interaction can cause them to believe they're unloved and can result in their brain literally shutting off.
Not wanting Buddy to lose his marbles, I first made him a Foalster from an old winter mitten with a strap stapled to it so I could hang it around my neck. Buddy loved it. He'd sit in there and enjoy the ride as I carried him around the house.
As for Buddy's sleeping arrangements, I repurposed an old shoe box with some terrycloth for bedding. Buddy seemed comfortable and at least he didn't try to climb out of it at night.
Night time.
Like human babies, fluffy foals need to be fed at night too. Caring for Buddy gave me a little more respect for what my folks went through with me.