Taylor Swift thread. Describe what you'd do to her

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consensual sex in the missionary position under a blanke and with lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

make her eggs in the morning

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I'd talk to her about fascism and discuss why the jews are inferior

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cum on her perfect face

Shield her from autistic shitposters

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>>713883187
Set up a webcam in my room and turn her into a cam whore. I know that there's many,many folks out there that will pay out the nse to watch her do dirty things to herself as well as with others.

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>>713883187
>>713883187

love her like the perfection she is

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>>713884346

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>>713884383

>>713883187
Tell her to retire

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>>713884416

>>713884383
Anytime I see this pic I gotta cum to her

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>>713884516
>>713884516

retire to the bedroom
...am i rite!!!

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>>713884542

Feed her

>>713884624
Stroking hard post more

>>713884556
Oh look more niggers nigging.

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>>713884862
/thread

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ask if I can help write a song for her next album.

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>>713883187
I'd have her put on an intimate private show for me if you know what I mean. If you don't: I'd get her to sing a duet with kanye west at my birthday party at macdonalds. And maybe she wears the Ronald MacDonald costume and Kanye is the hamburglar. Where we go from there is a choice I leave up to you.

>>713883187
ask her for money. then run off and she writes 3 hit songs about our 15 minute relationship.

>>713883529
If you wanna go full traditional, you gotta put a ring on her first desu.

>>713886243
most realistic post actually.

>>713883187
I would cheat on her feeling confident that she wouldnt write a song about me.

I'd anchor-baby the shit out of her.

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>>713887313

>>713883187
treat her with respect, because Taylor is a nice person, not some sort of object.

>>713883614
kek

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>>713888346

>>713888346
>a nice objectification person.
kek XD

Wine and dine and when she's in the tub and relaxed and leaning against me, try convince her to try anal.

>>713889636
you know she does ane on the reg

>>713883529
You monster!

I wish I had her wardrobe. Top fantasy is to be fucked whilst looking like Taylor Swift

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>>713890006

>>713883187
bowl of eggs for my p-p-princess

>>713890006
ok... there are no girls on the internet. so...
look faggot you don't need short dress to get lay.
go to a gay club.

I would eat her shit, anon. Every lump, loaf and log. I'd suck it straight out of her peach-colored butthole.

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have scotty save her pattern in the transport pattern buffer so I can make my own copy.

>>713890333
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>713890244
Never said I needed it. I said I wanted it

>>713883187
I'd stick it in her ponos

>>713890006
I'd fuck you while you were dressed up as her...

>>713890570
and what you are going to do with it?
going to wear it?

>>713890928
oh boy .....
faggot love.

>>713890928
I needa find me a freak like you

>>713891038
Wat

Grab her ass like the producer from the radio station in my city

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>>713891127
I miss the old Taylor thread :(

>>713891268
An anorexic midget? Good luck there aren't very many of us

>>713891127
I dont know why i replied your post

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>>713891529
we all do

>>713891666
If you're willing to fuck me whilst I'm dressed as Taylor than that's good enough for me

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>>713891806
> the anon with the zalgo filenames
:D

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>>713886062
>Taylor Swift dressing up as a sexy clown
I didn't know I wanted this.
I'd dance with her at a nightclub, in our own VIP area. Maybe I can start grinding on her.

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We'll be back lads

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>>713883187
I would smell her ass deliberately and professionally like a connoisseur of fine wine.

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>>713892908
That's not Taytay

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I want to lick that cute little ass

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Didn't the anon who posted daily TayTay threads get b&?

>>713893011
This is what I want to wear whilst being fucked. Especially the heels!

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>>713893039

>>713892039
I'd bend you over in a short dress

>>713883187
Id marry her.

>>713892580
Fuck fuck fuck

>>713893223
As soon as I get my bike back from the town's local nigger I'll come fuck you while you wear it

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>>713893117
I talk with him sometimes but he doesn't post anymore, only lurksometimes like me

>>713893039
Put some syrup on dat pancake butt

>>713893427
Okay sounds good

>>713893547
This dress too pls

>>713893223
So hot. I'd wreck you in that lil cute dress. We'd keep the heels while I break you from behind, oh yeah bend that back, raise that ass. I'd lick all of your Tay-dressed body. Mmmmm

>>713893680
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wait can i join?

>>713893680
You'd look gorgeous in that dress. I'd look to fuck you till you come, just lay on your back and let me pump you till you're bloomin', baby.

Treat her like one of these dolls...
instagram.com/exdoll/

>>713893803
Oh god I didn't know how much I wanted this until now

>>713893859
Of course you can! I do have more than one hole after all

>>713883187
I'd like to hate-fuck her, and cum as deep as I possibly can inside of her.

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Does she wear thong anons?

>>713893969
Such a gentleman c:

>>713894144
You're a cutie.

>>713894032
thank god, ineed i good slut

>>713883187
Get her bank info and drain her accounts.

Oh and sodomize her.

>>713883187
Marry her. Simple as that

>>713894135
I've always wondered myself and I don't know

>>713894032
this just keeps getting better and better I just can't wait hear you moan as we fuck you in all your holes

>>713893387
>>713894135
most likely.

Realize I have zero chance with her, maybe get a picture with her if I'm lucky, and then let her go on her way, where she can forget me like all the other women I've ever wished would love me have done.

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>>713884539
This can't be real...

>>713894032
Fuck now I'm pumping my cock

>>713894264
>>713894431
>>713894472
We can play that game wear I put some red lipstick on, suck all your dicks and judging by the lipstick marks on your cock we'll see who I deepthroated more :3

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I'd treat her to a nice big black cock.

>>713883187
I call Shop. She is nowhere near that thick

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It's like every micro millimeter of her persona is calculated...all the way to the bank.

I would let her finish.

Would let her write a song about me

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>>713895100
>micro millimeter

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Let her get fucked by two black guys.

Force feed her eggs

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>>713895100

...or maybe shes just perfect.

>>713883187
Nothing but look. She is a mudshark now. He is useless and I would not fuck her.

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>>713895423
How about infinitesimally small? Feel better, friend?

>>713894668
I want to pump a load in you

>>713883187
Taylor Swift is a babe

>>713892580
this photoshop hurts

>>713894668
tell me more I'm still hard

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>>713894466
she was around 17 for this...you haven't seen her modeling pics as a teen?

>>713895850
MOAR

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>>713895985

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I want kiss her ass so fuckin badly

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>>713896128

>>713896374
>you'll never be in taylor's posse

why live?

>>713896374
I want her to sit on my face until I suffocate

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>iwn be that pole

>>713896778
I'm about to cum

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>>713896687
>taylor's posse

probably pretty boring tbqh.

>>713896938
you can tell how badly she wants to sit on it and feel it destroy her tight little asshole

I'd do what I do to every girl. Lick her butthole

>>713897128
they're rich id rather be bored while touring europe

>>713885158
They're out of plant seeds.

>>713898128
and I'm out of cum :(

Tell her to leave. She has fake tits. She's damaged goods. She probably a cloying little bitch as well.

Make amazing love to her!

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Stab her dead, cut the flesh from her face, and wear it to buger king like a funny hat

Anybody have the gif of her fingering her ass on stage?

>>713900072
Too bad her ass was photoshopped in that

>>713900367
my sides holy shit my sides

>>713900230
Bad photoshop too. Look at the floor lines. Haha. Nice curve behind her behind.

>>713900230
That would be too much ass for those toothpicklegs anyways.

>>713900367
god dammit why do i know that ass. i hate myself, its kelly divine.

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>>713883187

I want to ride on her private jet.

And, mid-flight, have her suck my cock and let me squirt my cum down her throat.

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>>713883187

nothing. 12 year olds have a better body than she does.

>>713900851
12 year olds do have some nice bodies

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>>713900806

Or maybe stay overnight in her Rhode Island home.

And, in the middle of the night, have her suck my cock and let me squirt my cum down her throat.

>>713900851
ever notice how virgins are always the pickiest?

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>>713900230
at least her tits are not shopped.

>>713901179
I like 40 minutes away from that place the temptation is so much

>>713900453

Yep. That shop is a pitiful use of the Liquify filter, I think.

>>713901265

It's in Watch Hill, isn't it?

>>713901179
I heard she sold that place?

>>713883187
ask if her dad would buy me a record deal too

>>713901427
Westerly

>>713883187

Ask her why she always wears such ridiculous looking high waisted pants

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Hug her so strong that she couldn't NEVER EVER EVER go away