What's the longest you've ever gone without showering /b?

>>713865188
does rain count?

>>713865188
Week or little more

9 months......

>>713865188
one month i think

>>713865714
explain

>>713865886
I was in my mothers vag

>>713865188
2 years.

>>713866107
kek

>>713865188
3 months

maybe two weeks

>>713865188

3 and a half weeks on a fire. The smoke covers up the BO so everyone just smells like burning wood. That first hot shower is amazing though.

>>713866338
you're lying

About a month

>>713865188
a fuckin week

>>713865188
9 months

>>713865188
3 days maybe?

About a month yeah, usually I shower once a week though.

1 week, but daily swims in chlorine pool, and before puberty, so no bo

>>713865188
You guys won't believe this. I didn't shower for nearly 6 years one time.

>>713867920
>6 fucking years

About 3 and a half years I'd say

>>713866420
what?

for me about a year and 6 months

>>713867920
>>713867997
samefag^

>>713867920
>>713868221
>>713868287

HOW

>>713867920
only have a bathtub or something?
>>713866255

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>>713868354
Retard

One week, in the army.

Didn't also brush, but felt surprisingly clean.

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I actually counted it...
8 months, 5 days, and 17 hours.
>>713867920
Also holy shit

>>713866420
Where were you?

30 minutes sleeping doesn't count though

I've only showerd twice in my 24 year life span. Last time I took a shower was at the school I went to when I was 13.

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>>713869890
>you haven't showerd in 11 years
Jesus dude what the hell do you smell like?

>>713869890
So... 10-11 years?

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>>713865188

>still has more hair than me

God dammit.

3 months

Seriously my shower broke and I couldn't afford a plumber

>>713869981
Yes, we can all see that the filename is received. Now go jump off a building, you useless faggot.

>>713868788
>>713867997

samefag^

I only take one a month

>>713870444
>>713868354
samefag ^

>>713865188
4 days, on vacation by myself hunting, couldn't stand the smell

>>713870550
impossible!

>>713866289
>needing a fucking explanation
who are you

>>713870636
Impossible.... Or Kim Possible?

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Idk a few weeks? I was going for a mark of nurgle during my teens.

>>713869450
what did your hair look like?

>>713866454
naw i was out in the bush for 3 mouths north of fort nelson, Like i washed in the rivers and lakes but did get a real shower for 3 mouths

>>713865188
1 week

>>713866107
You prolly got showered with your dad's spooge a few times.

I do a lot of sailing. While out at sea with nowhere to stop I've gone two weeks. Don't notice it after a while.

>>713870550
>>713870444

samefag^

When I was a kid I bathed once a week. Nowadays I shower pretty much every day. Can't stand feeling dirty

>>713865188
...maybe a week, or two tops, but I tend to stay in a clean climate controlled environment where I don't sweat or encounter contaminantes.

>>713871273
go back to school, retard

this thread sucks, everyone is like "6 years (but i bathed heheee)"
me: probably like 8 days

>>713871245
It looked like I used bacon grease to slick my hair back. I pretty much looked like an oil rag.

>>713868269
>>713869599
Probably fighting forest fires

>>713865188
Used to be able to go weeks...

Now I'm a junky and usually don't save a piece for morning. So I wake up throw up and sweat my balls off till I work up the courage to shower and go pick up

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>>713871755
kek
>tfw school is free

>>713867905
You have to be 18 to use this site kiddo.
I bet you wear jnco jeans faggot.

>>713865188
1 week without a shower. But i've gone 3 months without washing my hair

>>713865188
Two weeks.
I was playing non-stop Skyrim. I'm still finding bottles of piss in places.

>>713865188

Three or six months for me, I can't really remember.

>>713872253
ewwww clean your room

>>713870577
that's nothing

>>713871754
how do you stay in that environment?

>>713871998
damn, i'd figure it would go 360 and basically just dread at that point

>>713871842
this is because reddit took over this site

>>713872085
you work?

>>713873748
You stay in dry cool temperatures and move very very slowly.

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>>713865188
About 4 or 5 days

I went about 2 weeks in Iraq in early 2004.

>>713866420
>That first hot shower is amazing though
Holy fuck, so much this. It's like a full body orgasm. Camping was my longest too, but only like ten days in my case.

three days

>>713865188
6 months

Combat outpost in Afghanistan. If wiping your whole body down with a baby wipe is a shower than probably a week.

1.5 months. Depression

>>713873944
Not no more. Since I got laid off.

Now I just deal shit. Middle man bs but it keeps me going

>>713876161
kek. did you brush your teeth?

>>713876359
I go months without brushing my teeth

>>713876450
That's fucking disgusting tbqhwy family.

>>713876682
Has its upside. Being so dirty makes me immune to everything. Havent gotten sick in years

>>713871398
not the anon but good point

>>713865188
Depends on how you feel about washing off in the ocean.

I surf nearly every day, and I don't bother showering/using deodorant because I perpetually smell like salt water.

>>713876814
you're not immune to your teeth rotting out

>>713876814
but arent your teeth rotting? i keep forgetting to brush my teeth because of depression, but never longer than 2 or 3 days haha.

>>713865188
usually taking shower once per 2-3 weeks

About 1 week

>>713876983
No Ive had one cavity in 10 years. Last time I had cavities I was 16? So three total. Im 28. Lucky I guess?

>>713876983
>>713876814
I don't do it twice daily like you're supposed to but I can't go without doing it in the morning. I'm single and live alone, and on a Saturday or Sunday if I'm feeling lazy I'll skip a shower without a thought, but I have to brush or I'm aware of how shitty my mouth is all day.

>>713876983
If you eat healthy your teeeth will stay all good. I haven't brushed my teeth in 4 years and have not had a single cavity.

>>713877294
I bet you have not had a single kiss, either.

Also what about your gums?

>>713877509
You know this is an age old meme to try and get people to go long periods of time without brushing their teeth right

You didn't actually think somebody goes that long without brushing, did you?

>>713877509
No gingivitis or any other diseases/sicknesses. I eat a lot of vegetals and fruit.
>you're right btw. I'm a neet.

>>713877509
Ive kissed a few actually lol. I usually brush b4 a date. No one notices.

>>713877692
What are you talking about faggot. I actually go months at a time. Usually I brush when I snag a date. Stfu

>>713877781
Are you pretending to be me you faggot?

>>713877884
No Im this person
>>713877131

>>713870444
Them trips

>>713865188
2 weeks due to some broken bones and strong pain medication. Showering become irrelevant when you're high for 2 weeks.

>>713878075
I can see this...

>>713877884
Ah.

If you don't count pouring bottles of water over you self 3 months, otherwise 2 weeks