ITT: Post your darkest secrets

>>713802412
K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBDwETS_jbw

>>713802412
I molested by pet iguana when I was 15

I suck my friend's dick anytime he passes out drunk around me

I came on my cousin's friend's toothbrush when we were out camping.

>>713802412
One time I was riding the bus. And I fell asleep. And when I woke up...Some old man was touching me.

>>713802412
Had sex with 2 of my cousins once when I was 12 and she was 13 and the next time I was 14 and HE was 16 only time I ever went gay horrible

she thinks to herself
“was I in love?”

she knows that the boy loved her
he loved her more than he loved himself
and that was the problem

the boy used his love
to isolate himself from that which made him happy

she thought to herself
“how could I love a boy who loves me more than himself?”

it seemed an impossible task
but she tried
and she tried
but eventually
she realized she wasn’t in control of love

she couldn’t love the boy
until he truly loved himself

so she left, and with her, she took the boy’s heart
it was an accident
she didn’t mean to take it
“it was a gift” she thought
she wanted to give it back

so she gave it back the only way she knew how

she tried to force the boy to love himself
but the boy finally realized

there was nothing there to love

and so he tried to take his heart back
that’s when he finally realized
he hadn’t given her his heart

he had given her back her own heart

he had taken it from her
a lifetime ago

>>713802412
I once went on Disney's website without my parents permission

>>713803068

It's not gay if you punished his boipussy

>>713802412
When I was 12, I took naked pictures of myself and uploaded it on my step-mom's computer. I then blackmailed her in letting me fuck her otherwise, I would tell the cops that she took those pictures of me.
I then took it a step further and made her involve her 16 year old daughter, my step-sister, in a threesome.

> sometimes I read those clickbait 'Top 10 this-and-that' pages that people share on facebook
> you know, that buzzfeed / brainjet / etc shit that's just 10 images across 10 pages of ads, with a mindless paragraph written by some braindead keyboard monkey

> what's worse is I use data on my phone to do it. I don't even have unlimited data

Also, I've learned how to manipulate my girlfriend's hips in such a way that she gets really horny, and I use it while she's asleep to fuck her without her consent. But that's really not as bad imo

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>>713802412
i masturbated to boku no piko.
and liked it.

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>>713803801

Absolutely deplorable

Got my housemate pregnant while her boyfriend was in America. They're married now and the kid is 3 years old, he still doesn't know (thinks the baby was just super-early)

>>713803135
> translation: anon's secret is that he's a huge emo faggot still, even though 2009 is well over

>>713802940
Fuck

>>713802412
I fap to sissy hypno videos, erotic hypnosis videos, femdom joi and anything that says that it can brainwash.
i do this specifically so I can cum and go "hehe, nice try whore". Also because I've fapped to everything so long that it has to be dangerous or it's boring.

>>713803969
That's fucked up lmao

>>713802940
I pretend to pass out around my gay friend because every time I do he sucks my dick. Also I've got HIV.

>>713804012
I lol'd.

Post some CP you edgelord

>>713804096
Yeah not proud of it and it kills me to see them. She knows it's mine too.

>>713802412
I'm kind of a pedophile

>>713803182
you monster!

I Raped a girl once at a university dormitory while visiting for a party.
It was in a long hallway of rooms, parties going on and it was pretty loud.
At the end of the hall there was a little cubby area with some snack/soda machines.
I was high as hell on something and not thinking straight, but when I went to get a drink I saw a hot blonde in there getting a snack.
Acting on a wild impulse I ran up behind her and grabbed her from behind, my hand on her mouth.
I told her to close her eyes, do not turn around, and not to make a sound or I would kill her.
She was wearing some kind of skimpy pajamas or sweatpants or something. I don't really remember.
I made her kneel down in front of me and I pulled down her pants.
She started whimpering as I played with her pussy and butthole for a minute or two so I punched her in the back of the head.
Told her if she made another sound I would kill her.
I then started fucking her pussy. I was so turned on I came in like 45 seconds of hard thrusting.
She made a few quiet grunts and sobs, but nothing too loud.
After I finished I told her to lay there for at least 5 minutes or I would know and come kill her.
For fun, I also told her if she gets pregnant she better give birth to my baby. She could give it up for adoption or whatever, but she better have it.

Never did find out who she was though.

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>>713803533
Yeah...

>>713804451
You need to tell him bro

>>713804849
Bullshit

>>713804898
Nah he's a better father than I would be, i've no desire to be a dad.

Few years ago found out my girl at the time was cheating on me so I stripped her naked, handcuffed her hands behind her back, tied her legs together, and knelt her in front of the kitchen table. I then nailed her tits to the table, using 5 large broad headed nails per tit, 2 on each side of each nipple and one straight through the nipple. I then smashed her cellphone so she couldn't call for help and left her there like that, locking the doors behind me. The only way she could get free would be to rip the nails through her tits.

I never spoke to her again and never heard anything out of it. I was freaking out thinking I was going to go to jail for sure, but this was 5 years ago now.

I've no idea how she made it out of that predicament, but she did. I can only assume she yanked back and ripped the nails out.

>>713805374

fake and gay

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>>713804849
These fanfics keep getting worse and worse.

>>713805332
Jesus dude but that's your kid...

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>>713804849
>>713805374
Samefag

>>713805374
Dude holy fuck

>>713805672
Hurrr but thats yer kid durrrr

you fell for it, idiot lmao

>>713805749
?

I'm E-5 Iraq vet. I shot 11 children that carried AK and RPG.

I haven't told anyone about it as well.

i don't want to be known for baby killer.

>>713805672
Was adopted myself, parents are whoever raises you not who biologically created you.

>>713805738
>The stories and information posted here are >artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as >fact.

>>713802412
> when I was like 14 I used to download that 'r@ygold' and 'pthc' shit off Limewire on my home IP address, all burnt
> still have it, partitioned away on my old harddrive
> I don't give a fuck

Try and permab& me FBI, I have tried EVERYTHING to recover that data & good fucking luck doing it remotely. Hahah shit.

>>713804849
dad?

Sometimes I fap to furry porn

>>713805949
what is with all the newfags quoting this lately?

>>713802412
When I was 12 I fucked my older sister 15, my female cousin of the same age, and fingered the girl next door 11.

>>713806042
I fap to furry shota vore

>>713805863
you or them man. i don't even know u and i choose u over them.

>>713806004
Son?

>>713803533
You are watching too much hentai son. Give a break to your wanker

>>713805863
A weapon in anyone's hands is still a weapon. I wouldn't feel bad about it. At the end of the day, it's your life or theirs. Your ideology or theirs. Gotta do what you gotta do.

>>713805891
Continuing the family tradition eh?

>>713806151
i concur

it fucked me up and i'm practically OD on drugs few time because of it

>>713806567
Nah just trying not to fuck up their family (any more than I already have)

>>713806753
Well shit

i came on 4chan tonight hoping to find some cp...

>>713803988
Kek

>>713805863
It could be worse.

You could be a child soldier in iraq, doing bumps of brown-brown and waiting for G-I Joe to show up so you could shoot him with your AK

I love dress high heels in my home

I can only masturbate to stuff from Deviantart.

Also, I'm about to fail out of my third college.

>>713804540

same

>>713805863
How long until you kill yourself? Can you still see their faces, anon? Those eyes, do they look back at you? Theyll never leave you, ever.

>>713806663
you did what you had to do. the fact you feel bad means you are a good person and not a monster.

im a faggot ass bitch with a faggot ass dick who wants to get butt fucked in the anal

>>713802412
I'm a full grown man and I still play with fire. I sometimes make money starting fires for real cheap, I just like watching the fire. No, I'm not a pyromaniac. I just really love fire.

>>713807691
you also have a terrible grasp of English

>>713807766
that no secret fren

>>713807168
Lmaoooooooo

>>713807830
>that no secret fren
don't call me fren, guy

>>713807735
what you wrote is almost a definition of pyromania

I like fire too tho....

I lust for dog cock and my boyfriend will make me wear a collar and suck on my canine dildo while he fucks me doggy style and commands me to bark.

I really hope i'll get an opportunity to lynch some shitskins someday

>>713806936
Some edge lord posted it before with something along the lines off

"This board turned to shit quints and Il post shit that get me banned"

Someone rolled quints op delivered

I'm Batman

>>713807576
LOL like killing those shitstain kids is anything to be ashamed of

>>713808109
Awesome, someone else who loves fire... hard to admit around other adults. The way I see it, pyromaniacs are fire starting lunatics. I have self control, so I think of it as being a fire enthusiast. ;)
btw: I hate being called a pyromaniac and my nickname (said when I'm not around) is "Pyro."

>>713808126
gay

>>713808339
If you have a garden like me make some napalm

>>713808339
Teenager spotted

I raped a drunk girl I met on the bus.

She was rambling about her boyfriend, I couldn't understand what. I did get his name and her stop. I helped her back to her place and any time she got confused about who I was, I would "remind" her that her boyfriend had asked me to see her home safely.

She collapsed in the hallway. I dragged her to her bedroom and raped her on the floor.

>>713808497
I'm experimenting with thermite mixes... too broke to continue doing it for now.

>>713808278

guess I missed it, bummer.. not usually into that sort of thing but the thought of it tonight is making me diamonds

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>>713802412
This one time I wanted you have a good time and I wanted you have to look at your place or not but if I was selling the way to go back and now you'll be fine for the drumming up with this world now I don't think so but I'm sure that I don't think we are on our constitution.

Deep down within me I still crave the sweet release of the void.

>>713803182
Degenerate scumbag!

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i want to have sex with mari.

>>713808627
>too broke for thermite

Thermite is so fucking cost effective to make you are just making a fool of yourself now

>>713808782
A friend hooked me up with an associate. His wife got everything in the divorce. He paid me to do it when he was overseas on a trip. All I needed was to cover my materal cost and a day's pay. Got the house, garage, car.. almost the ex wife. I was under the impression she was not home. I used bathtub napalm balloons and low-grade homemade thermite. I called the fire station when i realized someone was home.
Another one, insurance job for a car. If you got a rep, your friends will hook you up... even though I don't like the rep.

>>713806053
If the newfags are the only ones who realize it they are the truest oldfags. Cancerfags say "Oh dude really? Holy shit!"

>>713802412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>713809031
I live alone and have a crappy job. I have other expenses and habits to support too. If you consider making a lot of it cheap, you barely do it at all.

thermite know post

>>713809295
Nice try FBI. I plan to say off of the no-fly list.

>>713809001
nice 9001

>>713809001
Mari K? half asian?

>>713803135
E D G Y
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you must be over 18 to post here famalam

>>713809352
fuck it. only have scrap aluminum and lots of steel. lacking know how

i do not understand or experience feelings so i copy behavior and reactions of other people because that is what they expect.

I hit my girlfriend in the head with a glass. I always said it was an accident. It wasn't, it haunts me to this very day. I just woke up from a terrible nightmare about losing her- which I did years ago.

I would like to rape a 13-year-old girl, quartering her alive and eating her pieces while she looks

>>713802412
I'm a necrophiliac. I work in a morgue and have fucked many of the corpses.