Secrets Thread Get it off your chest, anon.

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

I know OP was a femanon in that sharpie thread.

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I have a girlfriend, but also ofter fuck this girl in the pic. I just can't resist. They're close friends, but my gf doesn't know anything

we threw out the lembas bread and blamed it on the fat one

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>>713798396
Ayy lmao

>>713798166
I have an IQ of 133 yet I've done jack shit in life.

I fantasize about my wife dying in a car wreck because she can't have kids.

>>713798504
I remember you from last night. She likes anal and for you to cum in her.

>>713798879
Why not adopt?

>>713798244
You've been here before. Lets hear all of it again. It's good.

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>>713798396

>>713798964
It costs way too much. Cheaper for hospital bills than to adopt.

>>713798504
How is her pussy?

>>713799009
yes i've been here, what do you mean by the whole thing?

>>713798166
I'm in a new relationship, 5 months dating but my bf doesn't feel ready to fuck yet and all I want it's to have his long huge dick inside me and he to go mad and fuck me until my pussy burns and my pussy lips bleed so it lubes me and makes me scream my soul out of pain and pleasure. But I love him.

>>713798940
yep

>>713798879
No, kids, sure. But does she suck mean dick? Will she take it in the ass then lick your cock clean? Does she want to let you fuck other bitches? Those are the real questions.
>>713798964
Don't be a faggot. You adopt if you're a pedo.

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>>713799155
amazing. but she really also loves it in the ass, so we often do that

>>713799214
Drop those wet pictures. She's a qt. Drop some of your gf too.

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>>713799194

i wish my sister practiced sucking my dick when we were teens, it was a fantasy of mine and she has a bf now so theres no need to practice

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>>713799356
>>713799334
>>713798504

>>713799157
I mean, tell the story of the first time you got face fucked. Also the follow up encounters.

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>>713799334
>>713798504

>>713799233
I don't actually want anything to happen to her. Kind of like girls with their rape fantasies don't want the real thing, they just imagine it sometimes. I think I would do better without kids tbh.

>>713799334
Does she shave?
Were you her first?
Does she swallow?

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>>713799481
>>713799423
>>713799334
>>713798504

>>713799194
Lol, ok. Slow down there edgemaster zero.

>>713799439
i should make it a nice and clean greentext of it or something

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>>713799533
She shaves
Nope, second I guess
She doesn't swallow, but likes cum in ass. My gf swallows though

>>713799531
>I don't actually want anything to happen to her.
I ignored your death comment. I posted the real interesting questions. Also, post pic of wife.

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>>713799585
Kek

>>713799748

She is hot. Would love to see her bald cunt stretched out by a dick.

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>>713799585
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>>713799334
>>713798504

>>713798343
So wrong. Out of shape, oldfag, with a skin-flute.I do wish sharpie camwhore was more responsive.

I think my dad is gay. Not genuinely per se but conditionally. His dad raped and molested him til my dad was in his teens. It only stopped when his dad died of a heart attack unexpectedly. I remember my dad told me a story of how when he was younger he and the neighborhood kids were playing outside and him and the neighbor girl kissed. Apparently his dad saw and beat him severely for it.

I know that my dad still has problems with it, like he still wets the bed for example. But i see how he checks other men out. I don't think he has sex with them but he seems like men catches his attention much more then women.

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>>713799868
>>713799917
>>713799585
>>713799481
>>713799423
>>713799334
>>713798504

I 69'd with a tranny last weekend and she had a bigger dick than mine

Even though i'm happily married, i'd happily fuck most of my female coworkers and friends. i don't think people are designed to be monogamous

>>713799923
I thought she was responsive.

>>713799997
That's fucking hot. Not the rape part but that your dad is gay thing.

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>>713799917
>>713799868
>>713799585
>>713799481
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>>713799334
>>713798504

>>713800154
>I fucked a guy and called it a tranny
FTFY

>>713799997
that's fucked up. has he abused you? how does that affect your relationship with your father?

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>>713798166
I want a whole set of her. Pussy shots. Ass shots. Cum covered shots. Grool shots. etc.

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>>713800259
>>713800036
>>713799917
>>713799868
>>713799585
>>713799481
>>713799423
>>713799334
>>713798504

Back in my younger days (on the verge of double digits), I was sent on an errand for my mother. Locate my siblings. Walking into the room I shared with my brother, I noticed a blanket on the floor and something moving under it. I quietly approached and snatched it up, revealing my younger sister on my older brother. Lips locked, arms wrapped around one another, and humping. The memory is vivid. I stood there in disbelief for half a second before booking it.

>>713800323
Ew

>>713798166

I close the silverware drawer with a nudge from my big fat tummy.

>btw I'm a gril

>btw I'm a liar. everyone knows there are no grils on 4chin

>>713800370
moar

>>713798871
155 here brother and i'm literally a shop manager. done fuck all with it

>>713798504
>but my gf doesn't know anything

she does now

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>>713800370
You should have supermaned that shit.

>>713798871
>I have an IQ of 133 y

no you don't Kanye

>>713800538
>implying he has a girlfriend
>implyinh he even knows her

>>713800464
doesn't everyone do this?

I mean Its more my thighs because height, but doesn't everyone just close cupboards and drawers with whatever bodypart is near?

My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship and we both love it. My parents are staunch Christians and if they found out, they'd be so upset and probably disown me. They don't even know my gf and I fuck.

We're both bisexual. She's a cute petite pixie girl with short hair, and I'm a tiny twink with a 7.5" cock. We both love having sex.

We had never been with the same sex before, so we started having sex (separately) with other guys (me) and girls (her).

She's getting fucked by a cute lesbian right now and I hope she's having the time of her life.

I went over to a guy's house I met on Grindr. He forced me to suck his dick after I told him I changed my mind (it was my first time and I have social anxiety). He grabbed me by my neck and forced me to my knees and made me blow him til he came in my mouth. I threw up out of disgust and fear.

He kicked me out of his afterwards. I told my girlfriend that it was a fun time. I'm too afraid to tell her that I was raped and I don't ever want to be with another guy for a while. She's starting to feel bad because she is having fun without me, basically. I don't mind, but I don't want her to know what happened.

>>713800428
I know but it's still a thing.

>>713799194

he is faggot.

>seriously

>>713800520
was once measured at 172, work doing average-pay system admin work.

motivation is the key to success, not intelligence.

>>713800520
They say Mensa members just sit around putting puzzles together and shit.

Being intelligent honestly gets you no where. When I tried to get into both Apple and Microsoft, they couldn't care less that I knew their products like I knew my birthday. They just wanted to see if I could sell them.

>>713798166
I shot an afghan. Havent told anyone stateside.

>>713800246
If that's your thing anon.

>>713800314
No not at all. He's a pretty "gentle" guy, pretty calm, mellow, etc. Our relationship is fine, he has another family and life but I still visited him for summer and winter break and he always made time for me. He was pretty young when he had me (20 years old),and him and my mom didn't work out.

He seems to pay a lot of attention to me though cause i'm his only daughter. But I can't shake this suspicion I have. The way he favors guys than girls in social settings is a little weird to me

>>713800845
>They just wanted to see if I could sell them.

you do understand what a business is, no?

I spent pretty much my entire senior year of high school making money as a camboy because I knew I was going to be kicked out once I graduated and I had to stock up. A few years later and my girlfriend has left me and I'm running into money troubles so I'm thinking about doing it again but I'm not really sure if I want to.

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>>713800323
those titties are singing a sad song

>>713800287

>still not gay

>>713800943
> favors guys than girls in social settings is a little weird to me
pretty normal especially among the older generation. if you mostly interact with guys you default to interacting with guys.

your dad might be gay or bi, sure - but the fact is he had a fucked up abusive childhood and how he relates to people around him is affected by that.

if him turning out to be gay doesn't change how you think about it, just let him be him.

>>713801275
They are a real /b/tard pair of tits. That bumps them up a bit.

>>713801275
>>713800428
What are you complaining about, I'd stick my dick into that tit

>>713801405
I would still love him if he was gay but it would be a little off putting considering he is married with 2 other kids

>>713800694
>bisexual couple seeing same sex people outside of their relationship
is there a term for this im not aware of? also what happened to you sucks but shouldn't stop you from meeting other guys in public first.

>>713798166
My dad passed away when I was 18. He was a pill head and started to shoot up with his new gf only two months after meeting her, resulting in his death of a heart attack in his sleep. I've wanted to become a serial killer ever since. I'm just a pussy who can't do it though. I don't know what to do because there is absolutely no closure, he didn't get an autopsy and his gf refuses to admit that he even took pills (huge lie) in general when I know he was hooked. I feel like my life revolves around this scenario and it never gets away from me because the truth isn't in the open. I abuse small animals and fuck up women emotionally to feel adrenaline. I also use acid and weed quite often since his death (3 years) I need some advice. Feels good to vent because I've never spoken a word of any of this. Also beat the family dog as a teenager. I'm fucked, I know. It was because I didn't get attention or food in the house so I went off the deep end. Drugs (psychedelics) made me realize I was a sociopath and I've been recovering as a person but I don't know how to feel "normal" anymore. After 20+ crazy DMT experiences I just feel like a swamp-alien stuck in a shitty cycle of capitalism in a time frame that doesn't matter on the grand scale. I'm charming, smart, manipulative and creative so maybe I can craft this vessel into something important by ironically using my mind to fuck the system gently as I slide a load into the vagina of popular culture through managing a business with enough innovation to create a new path for business in general. I don't know, suicide isn't an option because I've been to the astral plane enough times to know I'm not a complete waste of skin. I genuinely want to help others and this world go in a better direction and I believe anything is possible for anyone who puts in the effort, so why not apply some hard work to ground a dream into reality? If you believe in me the energy you project my way will also help you out on your path, anon.

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>>713801907
>a serial killer

>>713800767
>measured at 172

the weight of your left thigh is irrelevant

>>713801838
I tried once, got a panic attack the moment he invited me back to his place. I started crying and couldn't stop and just ran home all awkward. He even paid for my dinner and then called me a pig over Tinder messenger hah

>>713800370

why didn't you start fucking her?

When I was 10 or 11 I tried to fuck my dog.

>>713802243
>When I was 10 or 11 I tried to fuck my dog.
Why didn't you succeed?

>>713799997

this is a reminder of why everyone here who says he wants to fuck his own child should do it.

>what could possibly go wrong?

btw nice almost pents, anon

>>713802243

when I was 10 or 11 I did fuck my dog. OK, more like 11 or 12

>>713802027
?

>>713801907
You're dad contributed nothing to society, I'm happy that filthy junkie is burning in hell.

>>713801907
>fuck the system
>gently
kek, find a way to give people the tools they need to do important work, they'll pay money to get your help for more work done.

software is great for this, write once sell instantly globally for a monthly service fee. software aimed at business are generally well supported.

>>713802709
>you're

>>713802382
She wouldn't stop struggling, and her ass was too tight.
>inb4 hurr durr anon is just bragging about his dick

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I work at an animal ER because part of me loves death and gore but I lack the capacity to mutilate animals myself.

i frequently think and dream about cheating on my fiance and still want to marry her some day

>>713802769
Fuck, I'm going back to /pol/

>>713802196
well obviously you're broken up about it and you may need to talk to people about how its affecting you, because that's a trauma response. that darkness follows as long as it's something that weakens you.

I have molested several of my friends.

>>713798166
I have a poop fetish so i often put laxatives in my girlfriends poop and then masturbate outside the toilet when she`s shitting

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>713802935
the kind of anon i love. someone who's come to peace with the darkness and channeled it into a productive and lucrative outlet.

>>713803318
>put laxatives in my girlfriends poop
lol

>>713802709
You saw the opportunity, and you took it. How does it make you feel knowing your opinion is shared by plenty of people who also don't matter? Addiction is an illness and the pharmaceutical industry is a toxic shitstorm of profit and death. You're in pain? Take this and this. Can't sleep now? Take this too. Suddenly you're depressed? Take this as well. Wow, that's wrong too after all of those prescriptions? Here, tale three more, it'll do the trick. As long as they make money they don't really see an issue with enabling people with toxic substances they will eventually rely on. More people need to be educated on the topic so no more "filthy junkies" are crafted out of capitalism and self hatred when they were just searching for help in the first place (most of the time). I know you're a salty troll on 4chan but seriously junkies are people who need help, not rocks thrown at them for having an open problem. Or maybe I'm wrong and I'm a piece of shit, who knows.

I fantasize about my wife dying in a car accident cause she can't have kids and I'm a huge fag and old as fuck and on four chan and prolly a pedo who wants to fuck his own kids

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My friend fucked my oneitis. This friend knows how badly I was upset by the breakup because they saw it first hand. They stopped talking to me then I found out they were fucking him behind the scenes.

I'm pissed. I'm absolutely fucking pissed. I thought I could trust someone but I guess I can't. That's violating an unspoken code between close friends: you don't fuck someone else's ex. You really, really fucking don't. Especially when they fucked up your friend as badly as they did.

This person lead me on for fucking weeks, then dropped me, then lead me on again, dropped me again. I eventually told them to fuck off, and stopped that shit because I realized they were abusing the fact I had an attraction to them.

But for a 'friend' to come along and fuck the same person that fucked with me that badly, and didn't even feel bad for it? Nah. No. Fuck yourself cunt.

>>713803318
I have an omorashi fetish. It's when people piss their pants. When I was 15 I put a diuretic in the coffee. Usually everyone has several cups but my sister slept in that day instead. My step-dad ended up drinking most of the coffee that day. Kind of a waste but it was pretty interesting seeing him desperate every 10 minutes

>>713801837
bi is a thing.

I know a few bi guys who have sexual attraction to men and are up for a fling, but can only form a relationship with a woman.
Same as there's tonnes of girls out there who find other women hot and would consider fucking one, but only want to date guys.

>>713803450

You ever seen what happens to a large dog when it's attacked by a bear and soaks in a frozen lake for two months? It's the of the shittiest, most amazing moments I've ever experienced. Skin so tender it's falling straight off the bone and a putrid, rotten smell that could strip paint off a fucking wall. I got to cremate it, too. It had a beautiful skull. I watched it's brain cook in the over, too.

Don't post much so don't hate please. Broke up with a cheating gf two months ago but still wish to be with her. She made me feel like a king and in return treated her like a queen. Or so I thought apparently.

>>713798166
I dream about being casually naked with my straight friends (I'm not straight) while they occasionally do little things to tease me while still not going totally gay.

>>713798166
I've finally stood up to my step fathertoday. He's hur and now in the hospital. My secret is that I liked hurting him...I will never forget this day. I'm sorry thing happened this way father..

>>713802620

vacuum sealed to stay fresh longer

Some time ago, back when I was in university, a female acquaintance suddenly developed interest in me. She initially seemed nice, however, I quickly began to second guess myself. Around the same time, a close friend informs me that she is dating someone else. Shortly afterwards I find out that guy literally lived on the floor below me. Anyway, I eventually had her over just to hang out and watch television as she was cool to talk with.

At some point during the night, she eventually she ends up on top of me and tells me she'll sleep with me if I tell her I love her. Supposedly she was exploited for sex in the past and wanted to avoid going that route again. While she was a little on the thin side, she wasn't bad in the looks department. But given the circumstances, 1) her being in a relationship 2) I didn't love her 3) I was sort of in a long distance relationship, I turn her down and things are awkward between us until she leaves.

Did I make the right decision?

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Ples no bullee

When I was married I wanted to fuck my ex's teenage daughter. I never did, but she'd leave her dirty panties in the hamper and I'd fap while chewing the nasty crusty crotch she left after fucking her bf in her room.

>>713803979
I'm straight but I've showered with my friends lots of times. have u ever?

>>713803848
Jesus Christ how did it end up like that?

>>713804170
I think about it fairly often.

>>713804082
>Did I make the right decision?

no. you are faggot.

>>713803848
yeah its really interesting to watch burn because of the complex layers that exist in living tissue. how does death affect your motivation?

I used to have a female dog who would lick my asshole obsessively, and it felt good. She'd also lap up my cum when I fapped. I miss that dog.

>>713804221

The dog ran away at the star of winter, was mauled by a bear but managed to live, and then wandered out onto thin ice on a pond where it fell through and promptly drowned/froze to death. Owners found it several months later, fished it out, and brought it to us.

>>713800940
It's ok I was E-5 Iraq vet. I shot 11 children that carried AK and RPG.

I haven't told anyone about it as well.

i don't want to be known for baby killer.

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>>713804436
Damn f a m. What a way to go for a doggo

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>>713798166
I killed some slut I had no relation to Because I felt like it

>>713804577
it took 11 of them to carry an ak and rpg? were they 3yo?

>>713804082
if you're commited to another, it's morally justified to not lie and cheat on your significant other, however, going forward, you may want to see if casual sex is going to be ok until you're back together. that denial of sex can lead to hormonal issues if you're used to having a constant supply.

>>713804649

is she still above ground?

>>713798504
So her name's Dani, eh? Seems like she'd be pretty easy to track down...

it'd be a shame if somebody told your gf about your little secret...

>>713804577
you did god's work. thank you.

>>713804352

You know, I haven't given it much thought. Death is interesting because you don't see it every day here in 'Murica. We're coddled. Death is censored and we only deal with it when we absolutely have to. But for me, especially as a nihilist, it's kind of a thrill. Knowing that this person or animal is just gone. Nothing. They have no idea what I'm doing to them, where they're going, nothing. It's also incredibly sobering. That's why I like gore videos! They're a reminder that I could die at literally any second. And I'm OK with that because the universe doesn't give a shit about me and I don't about it.

>>713804649
pics or it didn't happen

Im a sociopath. Yep thats it. Glad its out there

>>713804577
Did you shoot the 11 children in Iraq while you were an E-5, or did you shoot them some other time?

>>713804914
was probably in chicago

>>713804577
baby killing fruit-loop

>>713798166
hebephile. bulimic

im fat

>>713803328
Yeah ima need greentext on how is started and what yall do

also age?

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>>713805117

Believe me, that ain't a secret

>>713805245
savage

>>713805245
well, not anymore

>>713805117
no fucking kidding fatty

I just drained my balls for a 13yo on omegle

>>713804792
that's awesome anon, gg. nature and life in general giving absolutely no fucks about humanity should be fueling our drive to cooperate and support one another, but the tragedy is that since bears don't maul little white girls enough its not really an issue.

>>713804652
they all carried a weapon in each person.
>>713804914
I ordered 3 of pfc in my squad to shoot them. It was my responsible for killing 11 children.

>>713805323
okay, i've been trying to find people who are (((experts))) on the subject.


Where do you even look? In fucking Minecraft marked as interests?

also hopefully u recorded that

>>713805438
Can't give away my prize tags.
I'm on a 17 consecutive day cum streak.
Recorded them all. Might have a twinkle on my cock and balls and nut another one to some of the vids later

>>713799194
5 months? Is he a virgin? Are you?

>>713805323

what was his name?

>>713805551
>can't give away my prize tags

fam can't you at least help a brotha out and point me in the right direction?

it helps to look young right?

>>713804741
i dont know I left the body
>>713804829
no fuckin way

>>713798964
>adopt

inb4 youre adopted so i look like an asshole but i couldnt love a kid that wasnt my spawn the same way i could the kid of someone else. Not to say i couldnt love them, but damn sure not the same

Seven months ago I bought a trailer in a trailer park. I'm the youngest person here by 40+ years. When I moved in on my set of keys they gave me a key to the mailroom on accident. I discovered this just out of curiosity. I was checking my mail and decided to try the door.

Our rent is due in check form in an envelope slid into a slit in the mailroom wall. My key opens this as well. For the past 3 months I've been writing my lot number on an envelope and just taking someone else's lot rent check and putting it in my envelope. No one has said anything to me yet. I'm wondering if they will.

>>713805938

Damnit Ricky.

>>713805429
>I ordered 3 of pfc in my squad to shoot them. It was my responsible for killing 11 children.

you couldn't even do it yourself? what a pussy

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>>713803656
>being this much of a faggy autismo

Get over yourself, kid. Pic related, it's you.

>>713798521
fuck off, jew

>>713806083
that made 4 of us to shoot them.

>>713803328
>>713805171

waiting on this one

>>713805717
Yeah I'm 36 and people always guess between 16 and 20. Helps to be hairless, have a big stick, nice angles and a keen observer on the other end.

when i was 16 i stole half a pack of cigarettes from a drunk guy at the beach.
took me a good few months to get through all of them because i was always super careful about when i did it, only did it outside and when i had an excuse to come in and shower immediately.
i still smoke occasionally but it takes me a month or two to get through a whole pack. i have no idea how these crazies who go through multiple packs a day do it.

male here, sucked an older dudes dick earlier tonight and loved it.

I want to fuck my cousin and have an opportunity. Staying over at their house over christmas, trying to figure out a way to make it happen. Ideas? I'm thinking slipping some sleeping pills in her food or something.

Last year i was Viscously attacked at 1am on my way back from the local pub. I was rather drunk and this guy beat me up so badly he didnt bruise my face rather were people coudnt see then afterwards he stope my left sock. Now everynight at 1am a demonic voice forces me to wander my neighbours gardens looking for the missing sock. occasionally the demon makes me terrorise people by scratching on their bedroom windows in the dead of night.

>>713807835
seek a priest m8

>>713807411
drugging and raping family members violates their will. its sneaky and immoral, but i bet b will eat up your greentext story in the next secrets thread

Last night one of my co-workers texted me asking if she could come over and get drunk because she was having problems at home. I had some friends over so I invited her. After everyone left, we went into my car and drank half a bottle of jack together. After a bunch of drunk talk I kept getting closer and closer to her, trying to hook up with her. She has a boyfriend that I never met before but she kept using that as an excuse to not do anything.

I was at the point where our noses were touching, staring straight in her eyes and I knew deep down she wanted to do something and I could easily take what I wanted. But I didn't do it. We spent more time in my car laying down together and then we eventually went into my house and slept together (no sex, just in the same bed)

I dont feel bad about this in the slightest. Maybe I'm just too much of a piece of shit but it took every ounce of my being not to just fuck her right then and there when we were in my car. I have a feeling she's gonna hit me up again soon to drink again and I'm most likely gonna take what I want.

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I have a friend that I keep around just because I want to fuck her. She's kind of weird personality-wise and if I didn't talk to her for awhile it'd be no skin off my back. But then I think of her tits and her ass and how she would look giving a blow job and suddenly I'm interested in talking to her again lmao. She's explicitly told me that she wants to fuck. It's just one of us is usually in a relationship when the other isn't and we won't cheat, and the one time we were both single I stayed the night at her place and her family decided to stay in that night, so we didn't have a chance to even start.
I swear the second she breaks up with her current boyfriend I'm planting my flag. I've waited way too long with her.
Pic related, it's her

>>713807835
Call an exorcist.

lately i've felt a bizarre draw toward eastern orthodoxy.
i've never been the religious sort, and even had an edgy faggot atheist phase back in middle and high school. ever since i broke that, i've basically stuck to "i believe there is some higher power but i can't say for certain what that is". but for whatever reason, i've just felt pulled toward eastern orthodox christianity recently, within a week or so.
it's probably just a little mini-phase or something, but still worth considering. i still haven't looked into what it entails completely so i'm not doing anything drastic like going to church or getting icons.

>>713798166
I'm 18 and I may be having a 20 year old white girl move in and rent a room my house I don't know what she looks like but I don't want to have sex with her if she's a slut or anything because I want to preserve my virginity to have my first experience with someone that I like

>>713803956

Just stop, please.

>>713808360
Female orbiters can really fuck with a some ppls heads

>>713798166
I'm thinking about ways to have another threesome with my girlfriend and her BFF. The first one was a drunken blur, so I'd like to have a proper one as well.

>>713808818
>pointing out 'white girl'
you'd better stay away from her you darkie coon

>>713804577
Don't worry bro, its gonna eat away inside of you until your just a hollow shell loading up there gun to end it all!

I've seen it happen time and time again flawlessly. Even the men who think they don't give a shit about it. It eats at you then its too late.

>>713809073
Im a european

>>713808694
what specifically draws you into the faith? from what i remember they seem to embrace the mystic quality of the christian faith and knowing your background and current position as agnostic, i can see a pivot to the mystical side of Christianity as a sensible move to a different approach to a familiar path.

>>713804577

Those kids didn't have a choice and you ended it before they could grow up and breed. You did the world a great service.

>>713809022
What? I didn't understand

>>713809398
essentially that. it seems to focus more on the mystical aspects of the religion, the real 'magic' of it if you will.
what i believe is not so much agnostic in the sense of 'don't believe but will if given proof' but more of 'there's definitely something but there's so many different options that choosing one seems like a bad idea'.
kind of a bad analogy but, it's like choosing a college in a way. you know you're going to higher education, but it's impossible to visit every college in the state and there are so many that seem like good choices. sort of like that but, obviously on a much bigger and arguably more or less important scale.

I fap to CP and don't feel too bad about it.

I've had a pretty massive crush on my supervisor for about a year. He's crazy smart and funny and cute, is great at video games and is an artist like me. At work we are pretty much alone in the same room every day and our work load is pretty light so we'll play pokemon or chess on the computer, show each other videos or music we like or go to the other persons desk and just do nice things like scratch the other persons back or play with their hair. He's one of my best friends at this point and I just like being around him. Things have escalated recently and we talked about my feelings for him, his feelings for me and his situation (he's in a solid relationship but its relatively open) and so its turned into sort of a friends with benefits type of deal. I dont know if we'll have actual sex but we hang out a lot and fool around, sometimes at work as well, and now our conversations can be a lot more open and subjects like sex aren't avoided. His company is enough honestly, the touching and cuddling is just a bonus I never expected to get. He tells me nice things that boost my confidence and I've never met anyone else that I could get along with so well, especially considering we're together for 45+hours a week. I dont have any chances of being fired and I'm making enough that I can save money pretty easily while staying here. Everything is turning out better than I had hoped and it feels a bit unreal how good my situation is, but he's reassured me that I have nothing to worry about from him in terms of leaving or things changing suddenly. Non of our coworkers know and I'm probably not going to tell any of my friends or family.
I hope you all end up in a situation that feels too good to be true but somehow is.

I got my job by applying for the position of someone who died in a car crash.I looked him up on Google, found his career and used it as my resume.

I was in a series of hardcore porn photoshoots and videos when I was 8. Wasn't at all like you'd imagine. Was fun, and everyone was really nice, especially the 2 men I did the shoots with.

It's true, I just want to fuck her.

>>713812677
what did the 2 men do with you?

Was it both together? How long ago?

>>713810279
youngest or most perverted you ever fapped to?

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>>713804775
pretty easy yeah

>>713813187
Was about 20 years ago. The photoshoots were sort of clinical, just photos - "take his cock in your mouth, just a little deeper, hold it there, click, onto next shot". The series looked like they were really licking my pussy and facefucking me, but they weren't really. If there were things I hadn't done before the guys would show me what to do. Once was a 69 with me on top; I got in the position he told me then he said he would lick my pussy and I would suck his cock. I said I wanted to try it, he said just to get familiar with it. He started licking my pussy and I started sucking his cock. After a few moments he said that's what we would do, but I kept sucking his cock to see if I could make him cum in my mouth the way the photos looked. After a few moments he started licking my pussy again and pushing his cock up into my mouth. Wasn't long before he came in my mouth and I swallowed it all. He was really apologetic saying he shouldn't have done that but I kept telling him I liked it. I put it to the rest of them (4 men, 2 women) that I wanted to really suck the men off during a shoot. They were against it at first but eventually came round, but decided to film it instead. So we did 3 films, similar to the shoots, me stripping off, posing with my pussy held open, then the guys would start licking my pussy (really licking it now which was great) and letting me suck their cocks till they came in my mouth and I showed the camera the cum in my mouth and swallowed it. I was never hurt or felt scared in any way. They were all really nice. The 2 men I did the shoots with used to take me to McDonalds afterwards. They never tried or implied anything to me outside of the studio. They were really nice, and I laugh thinking back to sitting in McDonalds with 2 men who an hour before had been licking my pussy as I sucked their cocks and swallowed their cum.

>>713814180
How did you get into doing this at just 8? What did the women do there?

Has it affected you sexually today?

I have naked and sex pics and vids of my ex-gf, which I promised to delete. She kicked me out of her appartment a month ago.

>>713814659
post them.

>>713814300
It was a friend of my uncle who arranged it. There were usually 6 people there, 4 men (the 2 I would do the shoot with, the photographer, and a tech/ligh guy) and 2 women (who dressed me up and did my makeup, and told me stories about when they did the things I was doing (as adults not children)). Hasn't affected me today. I had fun doing it. They made it fun for me and never abused or mistreated me (beyond the legal aspect of using me for child porn). I was a bit nervous the first time but after that really looked forward to the next shoot.

>>713800188

It's called being a man.

>>713814300
Why do you want to believe this neckbeards false story so badly?

I wanna fuck my 11-years-old sister while she is sleeping.
Much less life-destroying, I wanna lick the pussy and ass of a friend of my brother but have no idea how to approach her

>>713815222
Do it. I licked my sleeping sisters pussy when she was 14 and I was 12. Sometimes when she wore a button up top I could carefully undo a few buttons and suck her tits.

>>713815222
trips of truth.

How old is your brother's friend? any chance she might like you?

>>713816213
More than eighteen, but she doesn't look much like it.
She once, while drunk in a party of my brother's, hugged me and started crying because I had just taken a bath and was smelling nice while she wasn't, and that I didn't think she was cool.

I'm 8 years old

When I was 18 I gave my 13 year old brother and 5 of his friends a gangbang as a birthday present.

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>>713798166
me and her mom got divorced when she was 9yo.
she is really fucked up, she got problems with druggs, booze, and generally she turned out to be lil psycho chic, growing up, with daddy's issues.
she comes to visit me on weekends now and then and everytime she does i use the chance to have sex with her. it started 2 years ago and i never spilled such huge loads of semen for any other woman, that's how much she turns me on

>>713816487
Prove it faggot

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>>713799603
god damn! get up to speed bitch. how old are you?

I(guy) had sex with a random guy from Craigslist. I picked him up at his house, drove us to the back parking lot of a church and we got in the back seat. I sucked him off for a min to get him hard, then lubed him up and let him fuck my ass. He lasted only about five minutes before he came in my ass. We cleaned up, I drove him home, then left and never contacted him again. I can't wait for the next opportunity to do it again with another guy.

Well, I feel like shit now.

Posted on of best people I know on /b/....

Probably won't make it back to them, but still I feel like shit about it

>>713817431
you a dude I assume? First gay experience?

>>713817791
Done other things with guys before, but first time NSA car sex.

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frosted butts

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>>713798166
>>713818044
New thread,lads.

>>713800943
A lot of guys prefer the company, socially, of other guys. Less anxiety about triggering a feminazi...every guy has had that experience and it is not conducive to a desire to seek out relaxed and casual conversations with women. Just an example. Not sure what topics your dad likes to discuss but a lot of times men and women prefer to talk about different subjects or at least have different ways of talking about the same subjects. Just another example. Doesn't mean you are wrong just adding some perspective for you.

I'm attracted to teenagers. I've never harmed anyone because I know its wrong. But the urge is always there

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pretty sure i sell garbage to idiots, but who doesn't?

it's my well kept secret that my birthday is the day of year where I go to the snake infested woods I grew up in (lost 7 pets over the course of 2 years of bush walking with them, from then on I locked them in the house so they wouldn't follow) and go to the sandstone formation I found by the valley in the blue mountains. With a noose hanging from a tree that I put there when I was 10 originally (when I started this "ritual" and sit there and ask myself whether I am worth living or not.

>>713819224
I keep this a secret because I believe it's fundamentally important I do this so I never become complacent in life and begin to become bothersome to those I love. Nor can I let them know I do this because then the whole system becomes redundant if those I love worry for me every year. (Grounds of death)

>>713819039
how young teenagers?

Repost from yesterday,

I'm probably going to confess my feelings to my 11 years old student(f).
I'm in my late 20s, male.

Got her a xmas present and told her two weeks ago, her reaction was so good that it made me want to actually give it a try.

She shows interest in me, so it's not something completely farfetched.

A friend of mine I used to be really close with well... isn't close with me anymore.

Just out of pure edgyness, I posted three pics of her on this website called thedirty. In the description I mentioned a pretty bad secret of hers and also shit talked her a little bit. I also included her first name and her hometown. It got a bunch of comments and at least 10000 people saw this.

What's fucked is, even though I can get screwed over if she finds out about this, I get kinda horny at the thought of exposing it even more. The risk turns me on. I kinda discovered a new fetish.

I've shared the link before. It's crazy how I'm willing to throw someone else under the bus just to get a hard on.

>>713819631
14-19

>>713819911
what will you tell her though? "I find you attractive"?

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>>713798166
>this is the new cancer of /b/
just go away

>>713819911
>911

your post is telling you something, something secret like the gulf of tonkin was a false flag

>>713819990
that is literally every guy. It's natural.

>>713819990

All teens in general or just the hot ones?

Because it's normal to find Molly O'Malia attractive.

I have an addiction, when when i shit i need to take the tp and push it in my anus so the shit would come out with like an orgasm.. Easily 1 roll in a half a week goes to my addiction

>>713819991
I will probably be a beta about it and use a letter (also because l can interact with her only during class and l risk people hearing me)
It will be something on the lines of me finding her interesting, beautiful and smart, apologize if this is a bother to her, and asking to tell me in case it is not a bother.

>>713820020
Kek

>>713820280
dude a letter is an AWFUL idea. It puts it in writing. She might tell someone. A parent or friend might find it. A letter totally exposes you. Tell her in person or not at all.

What does she look like? Would you fuck her if she wanted to?

>>713799997
And? How does that effect you?

>>713820349
I thought about that, it would be more something like a note I'd retrieve after she read it

She's asian, very skinny, no boobs yet, long hair.

I would, but right now I'm more focused on my feelings than on my dick.

>>713801221
Did you make good money off it? Should i get into it?

I've had sex with my brothers sister. I feel shameful as she's 7 months pregnant with my cousins, aunties, brothers, dads child.

>>713798166
Have had multiple ERP sessions with my guildleader's wife. He still has no idea.

>>713820663
Not him, but you need time and your own place.
It can pay well, but you need to dedicate yourself.

I tried it but l could only during night cause l lived with my family, and its impossible that

>>713820897
Which enterprise ressources die you plan?