S/fur : Dash's weekly pity party edition
Awwww yeah!
Cum covered floofy faces please
don't forget, s/fur is about posting lewds and discussion
>emphasis on posting lewds
Sadly, I don't have furry porn on this new laptop. Am sads.
meh I should try and get to bed too
prob lurk for a while and try to work up an orgasm or two first
nighnight
Whoops there was another thread
>>713792843
>>713794247
And even eating a 10-strip and going on a 22-hour ride through the sunbaked asshole of hell can be a learning experience
wait... we over here now?
>>713794620
Wat. That's too much for me, I think. But sounds like fun!
>>713794626
I have no idea, I didn't see the other thread when I made this one.
>>713794620
i wish i didnt suck at finding acid
Fuck me
>>713794850
NorCal has a lot of it.
>>713794890
maybe if you ask nicely
and have a cute butt
>>713794715
No, was one of the worst experiences of my life and one of the worst existential crises I've ever had. Not saying I didn't do it more than once because I love the stuff, but the one time it went really wrong was awful. I did exactly what I've always made fun of other people for and jumped into something I wasn't ready for
>>713794907
im in SoCal
damn
>>713795012
But it's faster to learn the hard way. And now you know not to do that much.
>>713795100
Or just have connections. I am in the heart of California, and have a buddy who goes up to NorCal to pick it up and distribute it. You can try to find a connection at a party.
>>713794988
please?
I have a muscular butt, don't know if you'd call it cute
>>713795100
SoCal here as well
Shrooms are pretty easy to find, only did them three times and I've never done acid(only 25i) so I'm not sure how they compare apart from third hand accounts.
>>713795112
"More than once" meant doing that much more than once. I just learned enough from the first trip through hell to not get stuck in a depressed, self-hating solipsistic loop of doom on other attempts.
Shrooms come to mind, a lot of people hate them because they always get stuck in that same loop of negative emotions. I went from a good two-doser on my first acid trip to TEN on my second. My brain's anus was not prepared
>>713795494
Shrooms grow really well where I live. Found them in the wild 4 times, and looted a couple hidden cultivations as wells.
>>713795644
Hah! I'm happy you know to be in a happier mind states.
I suck at finding all drugs! i have no (real) friends, and i far to introverted to find a party
FUCK ME!
at least weed will be legal in January and i can use that to pass the time, but i really could go for something stronger these days
>Dash pity party
I would ask what I missed but I feel like I could guess...
So like an hour ago my roommate literally started having sex like 3 feet from me with out telling me. Like, honestly dude, I can fucking leave the room, just fucking tell me.
Kinda disappointing, like he thought I wouldn't fucking notice or some shit.
>>713795808
Yep. He cares too much about social appearances and ideas to really be happy.
>>713795789
I know the feels man
I had sex while my best friend was like on the same bed as us. It's the thrill that turns us on.
>>713795789
Order research chemicals buddy.
They are good for your brain and for science.
>>713795911
Lost my virginity having sex on a beach 3-4 feet away from the group I was with.
>>713795808
I don't mind the guy normally, but it's at bare minimum once a week where he wants us all to be his personal emotional support cheerleaders, and I'm getting pissier and pissier about it.
>>713796099
i want some 2c-b!
or 2c-i
i cant remember which one is better
>>713794249
>dash's weekly pity party
What now?
>>713795911
just make eye contact with him and start jerking it
>>713796005
I am not his best friend though.
He has no decency I guess.
>>713796207
I wish I was that adventurous.
>>713795808
People trying to be philosophical and understanding, ensuing bitchfit. I like the guy, but damn
>>713796404
Then have sex with his girlfriend next to him and see how he likes it!
>>713795938
>>713796238
Dash is fine (Hi dash, I know you're still lurking, lol), but yes I think he is just trying to stir controversy for conversation sake. You just have to stay resolute.
>>713796238
Once a week would be very optimistic. I've seen it usually 3-4 times a week.
>>713796488
I've dealt with him for years, this is easy.
>>713796354
Okay that would be halarious, but I'm not that fucked up.
Okay, well I am that fucked up, just in a different way.
>>713796473
She's fugly though, and I don't want whatever stis he's/she's carrying
>>713796404
Here's all you need to do
>Step 1. Go overseas
>Step 2. Get drunk
>Step 3. ???
>Step 3. Profit!
>>713796288
I've tripped too much in the last 7 years but those were pretty nice at one point. I mainly just order benzos cuz muh crippling social anxiety.
>>713796647
Suck it up
>>713796488
I usually just stop reading threads when he shows up now. Though granted, I'm not exactly a pillar of conversation here anyways.
>>713796746
Same. Only because I've not done anything worth talking about since I got fucked up. And that's really all I talk about now anyway.
>>713796488
I actually wasn't until now because I can't sleep. But no, I don't try to stir up anything. I just want to help everyone, but all I do is fuck everything up. I'm sorry I can't make everyone happy, and make everyone like me. Truly, I am.
Is this an inside joke or do you people really know eachother well enough to be sick of other namefags?
>>713796688
ur not he boss of me
>>713797038
>Pic related
>>713797072
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big.
>>713797038
no joke
I don't lurk enough to care but others do.
>>713797038
It's both
>>713797038
Try posting for 3-12+ hours a day at times, and chatting for most of it. You get to know some people pretty well
>>713797151
that's was a good ass show
that was basically my family
>>713796552
Every board, thread, and tbh group has a person like this. It just means you let it pass. There are lines and he has crossed them sometimes but honestly it's not bad.
>>713796746
From the start of my lurking til now, I've done the best that I can do facilitate conversation in these threads. I genuinely enjoy the people in them and that means seeing them not always (or usually) at their best. You guys are great and I hope you know that.
>>713797031
see
>>713797347
I let what pass? I try to deal with it head on.
>>713797398
>>713797253
No I understand that.. my curiosity stems from whether you know eachother through the posting of naked animals, or through other means.
Also why are you guys so smug and sassy to eachother?
>>713797031
Aptly named thread.
>>713797487
OH SHIT, THAT'S YOU!?
thanks for bumpin the other thread spidy
>>713797527
I know. I'm sorry.
>>713797410
>head on
Yeah baby, headbutting your way to victory
>>713797611
That's a nice head butt.
>>713797528
No. That's Sharkbro and he's on furzu mostly now. I just saved almost everything.
>>713797681
I was betrayed. :(
>>713797347
You are also great!
Furfags need to go
>>713797725
Could have been a lot worse dude.
>>713797521
I only know people through the posting of naked animals
>smug and sassy
Not all of us are, but why not? gotta make it dramatic and fun somehow.
>>713797843
How so? I like that guy. He messed with one of my favorite Gorsha images.
>>713794427
Sol?
/b/ was never all that great, so we're make /b/ a little bit better than before
>>713797521
A lot of people come here just to lurk and fap, some threads like h/fur tend to be a lot of people lurking, fapping, and posting because they like getting other people off.
But most of the community and "knowing each other" (at least in these threads on 4chan) is because most of the image sharing is just a common interest. Given the right crowd, the threads are more about conversation than touching naughty bits. We all know where to get the fur, if it was nothing but porn these threads wouldn't exist for long (or wouldn't be nearly as common)
>>713797921
Well I mean I could have continued the charade to mock you.
>>713798018
I blame self-entitlement.
>>713798038
Also we're far more tolerable and less cancerous than those in /trash/
FURRIES OUT
>>713798179
I love trash.
>>713798049
That would have been funny as fuck though!
>>713798038
I almost never fap in these threads. I just save he shit I like for later, and just hold conversation here.
>>713798348
This.
>>713798279
Dude trash is great
still no replacement for these threads though
>>713798306
Probably. But I'm not in a mischievous mood.
>>713798412
This so much.
>>713798348
I don't either. If that's what I wanted, I wouldn't be talking to people
>>713798446
Lame!
Spidey takeover at the astonishing speed of 1 post every 2 minutes.
BACK TO DEVIANT ART
So... anyone else here commission shit?
>>713798472
Yeah well, whatever. If I was my usual drunken self I would be messing with him for sure. Sobriety in my free time sucks.
>>713798687
I love you.
>>713798463
exactly.
You guys are the reason I come here. I don't even like 3/4s of the shit that gets posted.
>>713798637
I would if I wasn't lazy as fuck I was actually good.
>>713798637
Commissioned a friend to do a ref sheet for my fursona ages back. She's going through a shit ton of backlog commissions since her computer died a few months ago.
>>713798742
My name should say it all, I'm a functional alcoholic under normal circumstances.
>>713798816
As is pay artists to draw shit for you, not the other way around.
In that boat I'm the same as you, couldn't draw an anything to save my life.
>>713798892
>Fursona
Gross!
>>713798989
I had no other ideas on what to fucking commission.
>>713799090
Commission me.
Thoughts on DreamTheater, s/fur?
>>713798956
I bet you can draw a fantastic stick figure
>>713799153
Pretty good, I liked how the drummer helped out Avenged Sevenfold for a while.
>>713798956
If I had money I might, but I also feel like would have no idea what to ask for... probably just some made up ych.
>>713799152
Got no money. I'm unable to work and sickness welfare in NZ pays less than a third of what I got working full time on minimum wage.
>>713798956
Ah nvm then. I don't commission anyone, and probably never will.
I can actually draw really well, I just never do, and I struggle without a good reference.
>>713799311
I'll buy our commissions then! But from Gorsha, is that fine?
>>713799252
What did A7X lose their drummer?
>>713799252
>>713799442
Oh wait, yeah, I'm a dumb ass, ignore this
>>713799378
I could scrounge something up to chip in. I don't particularly mind Gorsha.
>>713799378
Why not just comission all the characters from our cards together doing something... may sound a bit cancerous but mite b cool.
>>713799442
Like, back in 2011 if I recall correctly. Made me sad. I love Avenged Sevenfold. Jimmy really meant a lot.
>>713799520
>>713799520
Too late!
>>713799576
What the fuck are cards? And I don't know you too well.
>>713799565
Yay! Because she's my favorite artist!
>>713799236
I can do passably well at like, pictionary and shit, but I'd need like, 5 years practice to be anywhere decent.
>>713799583
Damn!
I use to listen to them all the time. I haven't heard one of their songs in like 2 years though. I'd be too nostalgic if I did. I couldn't handle that right now.
>>713799653
So let's sort out what will be commissioned then I'll see what I can scrounge. If anything I'll be able to do something next benefit day.
Please. Please, someone, just fucking kill me.
there's a bunch of characters in my head that i want portraits of. but im not some thousandare with money to blow, so i save lookalikes alot.
>>713799653
Cards/intros were the inevitability caused by forced anon. So people post these intros as calling cards to announce they are in a thread. Kinda like avatarfags but not really.. or not usually anyway. NS mostly fixed this, but people still do it out of tradition.
>>713799860
Their new album sucks and I love them so much....
>>713799906
>Pic related
>>713799966
Oh, you mean starter images/intros? That makes sense.
>>713799908
I lold
>>713800062
Kill me.
>>713799908
>>713800114
Do it yourself, I don't care
>>713800203
I can't do it. I need someone to do it for me. Someone, please, kill me. I'm begging you.
>>713799966
Yeah but my calling card isn't something I'd commission into something, considering it's also someone else's character as well.
>>713799908
dude, fuck, don't do that
this thread title omfg, its like predicting the future.
>ITT
Wait, here we go.
>>713800203
if he wanted to do it, he woulda done it by now, and we wouldnt be here talking about it
>>713800270
see
>>713799944
I wouldn't mine taking a shot or two for yah
I left my stylus 800 miles away though, so I kinda can't
It was more, but I bought a truck and blew over 1k during black friday.
>>713800341
I just want to die.
>>713800039
Honestly all of my fav bans came out with new albums this year and they all sucked. it's sad
>>713800469
Please love me first.
>>713800270
Yeah who am I Dr fucking Kevorkian?
>>713800279
you could do like knock-offs, I understand the whole IP issue, but knock offs couldn't be that hard.
>>713800507
Have you heard of the new Metallica album?
>>713800469
No you don't. You want something else, but you're not sure what it is or how to find it yet
>>713800516
No, I can't do that. Just kill me, please.
>>713800521
I don't fucking know. I just want to die.
>>713800574
I want to help everyone and make everyone like me, but I can't. I fuck up everything, so I might as well attention whore it up as much as possible until everyone hates me enough that I don't feel bad about killing myself.
>>713800469
Too weak willed to live, too weak willed to end it. Lol
>>713800549
Do I want to hear it? Pretty sure I don't haha
How old are they now anyway?
The only band from their time that is still good is Iron Maiden.
>>713800351
If turned $2,800 of that into student debt you'd have about what I currently have, if it were converted to USD. God damn dude.
>>713800539
Eh It's more that I'd just go with another character or something, idk. As far as I know no particular character I post screams "me."
>>713800697
That's what you think you want, but that's not actually what you want. besides, no matter what you do, not everyone is going to like you, and you can never, ever even get close to helping people. That's something you're gonna have to except, or you'll be in agony forever.
The world is a cruel place.
>>713800697
Love me first.
>>713800702
I forget how old, I haven't listened to it just yet myself.
>Iron Maiden
I love you.
>>713800760
It was 7K, but blew a most of it. Gorsha for everyone lol!
>>713800469
>>713800699
In this metaphor, i am batman smashing the rest of your dignity. You are superman, accepting it like a bitch
>>713800760
The idea being "Oh yeah that's alcoholicdude's card... this is about right"
Actually in that case it would look like Jonestown, lol
>>713800760
I'm gonna have to take out student loans myself in the next few weeks. Feels bad man
>>713800838
It is what I want. I know exactly what I want. I want to help everyone but I can't. So I'm just going to make everyone hate me since it's the only thing I'm good at.
>>713800925
Anyways I'm off, later all
>>713798348
I do that but minus the conversation part.
>>713800859
I love you too
>>713800423
many thanks, i'll hold you to that one day
and it looks like this thread is up
so am i
so sleep
night me' loves
>>713801034
N-no homo.
>>713800859
God damn dude. I really need to get back to work.
>>713800973
Shit sucks. But at least mine was for only a year before I quit. Auckland was too expensive to live in as a student.
>>713800994
Laters duderino.
>>713801147
Come work in the factory with me. $17/hr, plus a lot of guaranteed ovetime.
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>>713801052
Oh shit, okay
Sleep good, sexy dreams tonight!
>>713801086
Y-yeah, no homo, right
>>713801232
jaques!
>>713801147
I bet it was cool as fuck though!
Honestly where I go to school is less nice than where I live.
>>713801237
Maybe just a bit, you're pretty all right.
>>713800975
Or you could just not get involved m8.
I don't hardly talk to anyone or do anything social, and I'm fine with that because I've come to terms that I do not like the unnecessary drama that comes with being around people for too long.
Well I completely spaced for like, half an hour there.
Probably time for sleep.
G'night guys.
>>713800975
But I love your sexy body.
Why is it that troubled teens don't shoot fur con? It would benefit the world more than shooting up the school
>>713801507
This.
>>713800975
Dash, you just want to make everyone hate you because you're lazy and don't want to except reality, not that it's any easy thing to do. I struggle with this myself. we all do.
>>713801357
It seems that stirring up drama is the only thing I'm good at. Might as well do what I'm best at. I sometimes feel like an antihero. All I want is to help people, but I only hurt everything. I don't even know if my way of helping is right, but I try. But at this point, I don't care anymore. I can't be the good guy, so I'm going to be the bad guy, as stupid as it sounds. It's the only thing I'm good at.
>>713801211
That's a hefty increase. It would be $15 NZD from my current job to $24 NZD. But I can't work at the moment with my ribs and femur still fucked up.
>>713801320
It had it's perks. Meat club, a lot of hot and easy backpackers. Downside I was paying $280 a week for an oversized broom closet and my student allowance would give me $170 maximum. So I had to get a job and as soon as I got one my allowance got cut so I had to work full time as well.
>>713801325
As are you, but I hardly know you or really anyone else here. I don't lurk enough.
>>713801571
The fuck did you do to yourself?
>>713801373
Noighty night!!!
>>713801589
I thought you've been here for a while already.
>>713801490
It's not sexy. It's disgusting. I had people tell me that last night when I posted nudes, and I agree with them.
>>713801547
Of course I don't want to accept reality. It fucking sucks.
>>713801628
They can't appreciate your fine twink body.
>>713801561
May sound stupid, but try listening to some songs you really like and meditate.
>>713801655
Good. They shouldn't because it's hideous. I'm a monster.
>>713801571
Fuck mang
>>713801594
Got run off the road when I was on a pushbike. Went into a river at low tide and smashed into the riverbank. In small NZ towns you ride bikes on the road, not on the sidewalk. Course there wasn't one on my side of the road in this situation either.
>>713801693
Not at all. I liked it. A lot. I used to think you're fat as fuck, but you're sexy.
>>713801724
Holy fuck though man, sorry to hear.
>>713801627
Ehh I mean I have. Been namefaggin for over like 2 years now or something like that, and I've been lurking close to 4ish. I try to get on everyday but there's always people I know nothing about.
I can't get on for 12hrs straight, more like 1 or 2hrs, like 3 times a week.
>>713801825
Whatever.
>>713801693
Guarantee you, if I talked with you for a couple hours you'd feel better lol. I've had family members like this and they will always end up thanking me later.
>>713801866
Maybe. But I don't even know you, and I don't care.
>>713801831
That's a perfect amount, keep it that way. Because this place is cancer.
>>713801866
>>713801854
<3
>>713801825
Eh, it's all part of an extended tale of all the bullshit from my last flat.
>>713801831
Yep. Haven't seen you around since start of this year. So, pretty big time gap of not seeing you in the threads.
>>713801628
It does suck, be being in denial the whole time is worse. whatever, just know I do care even though I can't help you.
>>713801912
Well, clearly you care... I'm just trying to help you. Take my advice though. put on some chill music and just sit and think about shit for a while.
>>713802063
I don't want help. I want to fucking die!