thread cont

>>713787995
if this is you OP is not a fag

I'll be your daddy and you can lick up my cummies

>>713787995
This is prob fake and gay

>>713788237
Rolling this

>>713787995
>>713788033

>>713787995
By the way, you goofy bitch, you look like your breath stinks.

>>713787995
In all seriousness, I was just playing, but that asexual line is brutal, you should be honest with people if you think they are hitting on you.

>>713788298
kekk roll

rip op with all these dubs

>>713788237
keep rollin rollin rollin

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shit what do

Implying she's asexual she shouldn't have problem on showing you the holes, it should be like showing you the elbow or something

>>713788440
Meh, whatever bitch. You look like your breath stinks anyway.

>>713788440
BRING ON THE DICKPIC

>>713788440
I don't think there os anything tbh

>>713788440
>>713788033
FUCKING DELIVER OP

>>713788534
rolling

>>713788440
op isn't a fag

>>713788440
*you're

>>713788440
You're in too deep now. Kill her.

>>713788534
roll

>>713788440
Sorry. Fuck. My brother got my phone. I'm sorry. Fuck I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.

>>713788440
Tell her you're done with her, then send her the "niggers and chinks" thing from last thread.

>>713788440
Say "ok I'm sorry I hope this helps." and send her a dick pic

SEND A DICK PIC OR YOURE A FAG

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>>713788440
OP offically fucked

>>713788583
kek

>>713788440
>>713788303
reroll
Because I don't think she knows what that word means.

>>713788534
Rolling again.

>>713787995
Tell her the truth. Show her thread screenshots and that it's just been a prank and that you "Didn't actually mean anything you said"

Should I do dick pic?

>>713788624
Roll

>>713788534
lmao say this op

>>713788644
W I N R A R

>>713788644
DUBS HATH SPOKEN

its fucking fake

>>713788440
Just say sorry, you were fucking around b/c you're nervous. Tell her you'll take her out this weekend and talk about it. You like her and think she's worth a shot.

>>713788440
sorry i am feeling a little horny right now lol i got this 9 inch dildo up my ass, feels good man

>>713788624
Roooooolll for OP's safety

>>713788534
Rolling.

>>713788440

*you're

>>713788644
Gods be praised!

>>713788733
And dubs again to confirm. Dick pick.

>>713788440
just keep going OP, don't do anything more that might be threatening, cause you could get arrested for that. Other than that worst thing that'll happen is she never talks to you again. But she's a bitch OP, it literally doesn't matter.

but if you feel like being cheeky try this >>713788644

>>713788644
>
>>713788711
I think you answered your own question, OP.
>>713788733
>>713788777
Abide by the repeating digits.

>>713788777
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

>>713788777
nice trips

>>713788440

Im gonna be real with you, I just need someone to love. Life is hard when both of your parents beat you, so I was hoping that someone might help, but i guess not. I'm going to be live streaming my suicide, so you can watch that if you want.

>>713788735
Most pepole know its fake. They just like to roll for dubs. Bascally the only thing to do on here.

>>713788777
nice trips

Just tell her it was all a bad joke and you are actually gay

fuck

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>>713788440
What do? Stop taking advice from 4chan

>>713788855
oh fuck my post has trips and dubs you better post this op

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>>713788440
Unleash the dick

Can we be real for a minute? We're perfect for each other and you know it, let's give this a chance

>>713788777
rip op

>>713788777
BE GONE SLY PHOENICIAN

I don't think OP has ever encountered this many repeating digits.

We may have killed OP.

>>713788971
Fuck you

>>713788943
They do it to themselves. If anything, they deserve it. No sane anon would ask /b/ for advice unless they knew what they were doing.

Hey im sorry, i didnt mean to be rude; im just a little depressed right now. My parents have started beating me and i don't know what to do about it, I thought that if i could go out with you we it would for some reason be better; idk man. It's just really hard you know. you have been my best friend for a long time and i just thought that i could trust you. I'm so sorry that i tried to ask you out ill just end it all right here.

>>713787995
Why cant i find this slut on facebook wtf

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WTF WHO DID IT

>>713788971
gft

>>713787995
Op the only way you're gonna not look like a autist is linking her the thread.

>>713789199
fake

>>713789199
topkek

>>713789147
This. No one posts these threads expecting to find true love. It's all a joke, as it should be.

>>713789199
You did, you fucking faggot.

>>713789199
RIP

>>713789199
HIIIIIIIIII CHELSEA

it's too obvious by now

>>713789199
lel

>>713788971
Y tu brute ?!

>>713789199
KEKKKKKKKKKK

>>713789199
you're fucked now, abort mission.

>>713789199
pls let it be your tits

>>713789199
OH SHIT, RIP OP

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>>713788777

Include me in the screen cap.

>>713789199
oh shit sounds like someone is in deep shit

hi Chelsea how are you

Fuck off Chelsea

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>>713789199
OOOOOHOHOHOHGOHSARJUHIOrhj werp9oiuq hgwai fg

>>713788777
Dddubs

>>713789199
Your own dumb ass fault for not blacking out the name.

>>713789199
ehehe

>>713789199
gotta be fake. no one could be this autistic.

>>713789199

Fucking white knights.... just tell her you needed advice because you really really like her and we're way to nervous about how to say it...

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>>713789199
fuck dude. Abort misson

this is fake... its a private account no one could have linked it...

>>713789199
Checked

Rip in rest op

HEY GIRL BRING YOUR ASS

I ASSURE YOU WE ARE ALL TOP TIER ALPHAS READY TO BRING YOU OUT OF YOUR ASEXUAL RETARDATION

YOUR UNCLE JIM SAYS HI

WHO READS THIS IS A FAG

Lmao skip to :55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBajx5ejjec

fake as fuck, but good show OP

>>713789199
I TRODUCE HER TO 4CHAN
KEK KOUPLE

>>713789324
This lol

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white knight faggots man

>>713789199
What kind of person actually spells out "Facebook" with a capital letter and everything. She's a psycho OP, good riddance

>>713789199
This is your shot OP. Tell her to go to a gas chamber.

HOLY SHIT OP IS FUCKED

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>>713789199

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ayy lmao

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Include me in screen cap and my doggo

>>713789199
lololooll

Im gonna be dead serious with you, Im in love with you. Every night before I go to bed I sniff the underwear I stole from you 4 months ago. With every huff I can practically taste the lovley skid-mark that you left for me. I cant go a single second without thinking about how I want you to shit inside my asshole and then eat it like ice cream with a spoon. Yes, it sounds impossible but Ive been working on permanantly gaping my asshole so that it looks like I just got fisted. The only downside, I dont know if you noticed, is that I always seem to have shit dribbling down my leg if I dont wear adult diapers. Anyway, Ive never told anybody this because I really belive that we can be together. Maybe someday you could even cut out my sphinctor with a razor blade and break my pelvis bone so I can gape so wide that you could fit your entire head in! I really like you, and I think we could pull this off. You and I. Other people may look at us weird when we smell like shit, but god dammnit if it isnt the most intimate someone can get! Eating shit with you is something I fantasize every night. Every damn night. Ive already masterbaited to all of your facebook photos hundreds of times each and I think Im ready for the real thing now. But, if you dont think we're ready to move to the next stage yet... would you keep this between us?

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>>713789199
KEK

Yo baby girl
Let's have a conversation for a minute
Me to you
Man to women
Yo baby girl
I love you so much
When we're together
I just wanna touch
You and your body
Rub and feel you
Touch yo boobies and yo pussy too
When we're not together I wanna kill myself
You mean everything to me
More than life itself
I love you girl
Lets me make a baby
Let's get married
And drive each other crazy

>>713789199
>>713789398
you can't abort a failed mission

also nice dubs

>>713789199
Chelsea Binks, asexuality is a well defined medical phenomenon which you are NOT experiencing. Please seek better labels as you try to define yourself by proxy

>>713789469
autocorrect

fake but entertaining

>>713789199
kek

jolly good show

>>713789547
This.

>>713789324
pls

>>713789199
Serenade her using keks and dickpics

Wont be asexual much longer cause im gonna kill and rape your dead body

Chelsea, post tits. That'll show him.

>>713789516
ah yeh, good point

>>713789199
That's why you censor her name.

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abort

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b9 m9

>>713789508
This.

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>>713789199
The gods frown upon you. You bring great shame to the republic. You are now an enemy of the state.>>713788440
>>713787995

Only
A
Fool
Would
Take
Anything
Posted
Here
As
Fact

Obvious fake is obvious. Who goes to the effort of making a fake Facebook just to entertain some saddos on the internet?

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>>713789502

>>713789199
You deserve it faggot
>lrn2romance

>>713787995
She's already cheating on you OP. Just go full autist neckbeard and kys.

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>713789324
Roll

>>713789738
THISSSSS

>>713789738
bored saddo?

>>713789718
Hey dude, about your legions...

>>713789831
That's what I'm sayin. Not to mention how fast the battery life change between the first post and second, then changed back to half.

>ITT OP got fukt
>everyone is autistic

thread is kill

this is getting boring

>>713789508
Rolling

>>713789199
No one can find her on FB unless they are already friends.

>>713789669
>he uses Internet Explorer

LOOK CHEALSEA HE CAME HERE ASKING FOR HELP ASKING YOU OUT BECAUSE HE REALLY CARES ABOIT YOU!!!


ALSO YOU ARENT FUCKING ASEXUAL YOU LYING BITCH... AT LEAST BE A FUCKING DECENT PERSON ABOUT SHUTTING HIM DOWN AND NOT USE THAT BS EXCUSE

>>713789199
Lol hey Chelsea Binks sorry your friend's a faggot

>>713789199
op hurry up and Photoshop the next part of the story!

>>713790087
IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>>713790087
That's because a good Jew knows how to hide.

>>713790140
This

What a cunt

>>713788644
Sorry OP

>>713790200
>>713790087
How the fuck do you know faggot?

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OP is boring, here are some asian gurls while y'all wait

>>713788644
OP YOU MIGHT AS WELL!

>>713790393
Sorry dude I'm asexual

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>>713790393

all I wanted was help not white knights so fuck you guys for ruining every chance I had with her

>>713790474
kek

>>713790544
White knights are the worst. Sorry mang =[

>>713789199
if this isnt b8 then you brought this on yourself leaving her name and picture OP

>>713790544
Hahahaha

Prolly not OP

But if then an hero

>>713790651
c u c k

>>713790651
lul, this reaction is what they live for.

>>713790724
Everything is bait young padawan

>>713790651
>>713790544
samefag

OP must have killed himself.

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>>713790909
Kk bby

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>>713790544
white knights are the worst :/ welp

>>713790962
Good

G
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O
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O
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