Fluffy thread
Old one hit image limit
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>>713787815
I never got to finish last night's story of this one.
>>713787927
There was a story last night? I wasn't on /b/ last night. Been busy playing Pokemon Sun. Need to get started on Moon as well.
>>713788087
Yeah, I wrote a good chunk of a sadbox story for the blue one in the hollow tree but then what I ate for supper destroyed my ass. Had to go die on the shitter.
Eh, maybe something in this thread will catch me.
In this one, I agree with the fluffy, "What's this guy's problem?" She's even asking nicely and the guy's being a grade-A asshole.
>>713788458
If it's not too much trouble, would you consider reposting that story?
Also, what did you eat that caused you such bowel troubles?
>>713789069
Sorry, I don't save my 4chan stories as they're written on the fly and I also don't like to write for images I've already written for. If I see an inspiring pic in this thread, I'll bang something out.
Noodles with tofu and shitake.
>>713789069
Because fluffies are vermin. What do you do when rats chew into the rice and bread? You kill the rat.The only difference between these creatures is that one can talk.
>>713789837
Ah, I suppose you must have had a bad reaction to the mushrooms then.
>>713790127
Exactly, they can talk and can possibly be reasoned with, as hard some may find that to believe. Or at the very least trick them into leaving.
>>713790637
The ability to speak is not indicative of intelligence.
>>713790637
Nah, I think it's more that my guts are used to western food and the sudden switch to eastern threw the old gut bacteria for a loop. Better now though.
As for Sheppy's doorstep fluffy, The guy has probably had his yard wrecked before or had other bad experiences with fluffies. He's built up a prejudice to them so it doesn't matter if this particular one would be the best pet ever, he's already decided he's not going to find out.
>>713789069
He just seeded the grass. If the fluffy east the grass - his property - the lawn might get ruined. So, he's warning the semi-sapient creature that's trespassing his property not to do any damage or else there will be retaliation.
The fluffy is not that man's responsibility or concern, he has no reason to care for it. If it were a mole or a rabbit doing the same thing, it is understood the man has a right to kill them. In the case of fluffies, which aren't protected by any sort of animal rights' law, he can do whatever he pleases no matter how cruel.
He's not being an asshole, he's making a warning concerning defending what is his. Humans are territorial and we consider everything that is within the place we consider home - our houses - to be of our property to do as we please; even the plants growing on it, or garbage littered on the floor. Deal with it.
>>713789837
The shiitake made you take a shit take.
>>713791965
what's his name again?
>>713792617
Benny Sandman
>>713792617
History doesn't remember the losers.
>>713791099
For me, the one thing I don't understand is the mindset of the people that they immediately escalate to brutal retaliation/abuse rather than attempting to remove or deter them nonviolently (live traps, plants that smell/taste bad to animals such as mints, actually securing their fucking yards with fences).
I mean, surprise, surprise, an artificially created pet with the intelligence of a child and the ability to speak actively wants to fulfill the purpose for its creation by being someone's pet rather than having scrounge for a little bit of food to make it to the next day.
>>713792617
Bobo Snowman
DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DACEN DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE
Truly fluffies are the greatest thing on 4chan, as the normies will never take them
>>713793101
Like I said earlier, the guy obviously has some history with fluffies. He knows she wants a home and he also knows that she'll probably try to nibble his grass so he heads both of those off before they happen.
You have to understand that in the fluffyverse, fluffies DON'T have the natural right to exist in the first place and a lot of people treat them that way. Also remember that some people are just mean to begin with. Also remember that we used to treat black people the same way fluffies are often treated.
>>713792617
Berry Sandstorm
>>713793048
weirdbox is good stuff sometimes
>>713794843
can related issues, eh?
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>>713795391
can edges can be pretty sharp, though
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>>713793091
Dumbshit fluffy thinks the kennel is "Florida".
40 keks.
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>>713797436
Does anyone have the island story? Can't find it on the booru.
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>>713798418
I'd rather have a new scootafluff page.
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>>713798760
Fucking Chad thunderfluff
>>713798738
I know, right. I don't guess ShadySmarty is ever gonna finish it.
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>>713800390
Anybody still here?
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>>713793149
A Warming tale.
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>>713800478
yarp
>>713801257
Why are half of these pictures not fucking loading.
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>>713801538
Hiro fucking up again
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>>713801538
Either this >>713801740
Or you have a bad connection.
>>713790637
Speech =/= ability to reason
The only capacity for animals is that of survival.
Food, water, shelter.
Once those needs are met is there more to them? Aside from the whole emotional companion angle i mean? If not; that also makes them vermin.
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>>713802958
Well, I'm gonna have to call it a night, guys. It's past 1 A.M. where I'm at and I want to get some sleep.
>>713802958
Aw, that slowpoke looks happy. It must be nice to finally meet a creature dumber than yourself.
>>713803383
Are you a softie? It's past 8 am here and I haven't gone to bed yet.
Oh also sleep tight anon.
Anyone have the "fwuffy wan medsin" one where they get the fluffy addicted to heroin and then make it cut off its own leg?