YLYL: God mode edition

>>713763431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

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>>713763431

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>mfw winning ylyl threads and feeling empty inside

>>713763431
I dont get the roachturk posts, but my sides still orbit.

Thus is the paradox of man

>>713763431
lost already
/pol/tard here

>get on bed
>ready myself for daddy
>he enters me, furiously pounding into me
>i can feel him inside me
>start feeling warm
>oh god
>about to cum
>no hands; prostate orgasm
>his grunting is getting louder
>can't take it
>here it comes
>orgasmface.tga
>oh god
>something's wrong
>suddenly UNBELIEVABLE pain
>fucking scream at the top of my lungs
>he thinks it's some horny scream of pleasure, but soon notices
>there's a huge bulge growing in my shaft, making it's way up to my pisshole, getting larger on its way
>still screaming
>he doesn't know what to do
>he just stands there, frozen and awestruck, but equally terrified
>an entire full-size bed (mattress and bedframe) spurts out of my urethra, which is by now the diameter of a large cement pipe
>it's thinly covered in semen and blood
>penis, urethra, and surrounding reproductive structures are now forever stretched
>cock looks like a fleshly, dangly cup-shaped blanket
>slide out of him and fall unconscious on the bed, my baggy, stretched genitals now resembling a deployed parachute on the ground after a skydive

>>713767053
what the fuck did i just read

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>>713765899
Fuck

>>713765409
Kek'd

>>713764320
That is racist and this offends me please stop

>>713767316
This

>>713765899
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah Pokemon reference

>>713767053

laughed harder than i have in months. lmfaoo thank you.

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>>713768616

>>713768626
Cringe classic, the dad just trolls him the whole time and the kid's friends are even more autistic than him.

Whoop Whoop fam clownz 4 lyfe dawg

>>713769101
Fake tough guy, fuck that douchebag for threatening his sister.

> god mode
> posts shit

Good work, OP. Definitely not faggot.

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>>713765227
Mfw the banana is evolving

>>713769224
Hey fuck you cunt I'll kill you

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>>713769200

>pretending to white knight to troll

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>>713769283

>>713769333
Excuse me? Why are you just trying to start a scrap? Are you that bored and lonely with your life.

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This also goes for bananafags and anyone posting forced memes.

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>>713765899
This is amazing

>>713765368
Lost

>>713768616
This guy gets it.

>>713764962
is this loss

All the content itt is offensive we need a friendly version of 4chan

>>713765899
Fucking magic

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>>713769446

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>>713763431
TWITCH STREAM TAKEOVER
https://discord.gg/ngj4x7R

in 1 hour

>>713769668
Fucking reply to me without a picture you pussy! I would fucking destroy you IRL if we ever met you faggot

>>713763952
Lost

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>>713764071
Haha evolutionests believe that a kiwi evolved into a person.

>>713765899
THE BLUE EYES WHITE LAWYER

>>713769333
I'll kick your ass faggot I'll stuck a boomerang up your ass and your dick hole

>>713769547
source on the original?

>>7137697561
Come at me bro!
I am on 6th street Austin TX ask for a guy named Ghost

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>>713767053
all of my wut

>>713769883
DONT YOU DARE MOCK THE BIBLE YOU ASSHIKE! I PRAY TO MY GOD THAT HE STRIKS YOU DOWN FOR YOUR FUNNY LITTLE COMMENT YOU DOUCHE FUCK YOU!

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>>713770076

>>713769890
Underrated post.

>>713770150
DOnt mock the almighty! Your going to hell!

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>>713765899
I don't get it

>>713770076
>>713769904
same fag

either go back to whatever facebook page showed you about this site or find something better to do than pretend to be tough triggered guy

>>713769756
Whatever faggot, I got a blackbelt in Brazilian jewjitsu id wreck your shit and steal your sheckles, scrawny faggot ass nigger

>>713770289
What are you gonna do about it heathen faggot? Fight me

>>713769728
I woke up my dog with my laughing

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>>713769756
Oh yeah I almost forgot

faggot

Donald Trump should be impeached. Hillary won the popular vote and that's all that should matter.

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>>713770423

This is my picture fucker. I would beat ur butt so hard in person

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look guys I just found a funni mim on le interwebz :^))))

hope you like it :^)))

>>713770544
Real mature, Bradley (get the reference?)

>>713769728
lost

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>>713768616

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>>713770621

I got the TV reference, Canadian kids show!

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>>713763431

>>713770150
Curing syphilis?

>>713765404
yep... that's how it works. What medical school did you graduate from again?

>>713765404 ... 404 fun not found

>>713770993
Which one did you go to oh wait you're a viegin living in his grandmas basement jacking off to furry porn.

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>>713763431

>>713771289
I wanna fuck hillary

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Soon

>>713768870
I kinda miss the "pool's closed" days.
Just feels like hollow bullshit now, but I guess it was the same then.
At least then the swastika was for laughs... now people actually believe in that shit.
Be warned of the little bastards that will shit on the ideas that start for laughs... 2026 will be worse.

Stickin' Around is the show.

>>713770767
>sex-bot
I didn't realized that I needed one in my life.

£€¥

Waddaya fuckin faggit?

I went to the store an hour ago and fucking apples cost £8!

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>>713771499

>>713770677
haha you look like a faggot. id smash your ass. id smash it so hard

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>>713770621

If you want to be salty about the election process, you gotta be salty about it BEFORE the election doesn't go your way.

Otherwise you look like a big fucking baby.

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>>713771527
This is our children's future anon.

>>713765137
>I like the it
Totally fucking got me

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>>713768626
Hey dudes

>>713769553
Your filename bothers me...

Sonic Underground is the best show with the best songs! I tapped to Sonia all the time.

>>713771831
I lost finally

>>713765899
You activated my trap card nerd

>>713769836
welp, i lost.

>>713772437
i'm proud of myself. :)

>>713763952
top zozzle

>>713770685
/b/ could do better than that lame ass frog. Well... old /b/ maybe.

>>713770761
yet she still has more money than any of us combined and doesn't get butt fucked by the media for the next 4 to 8 years... 10 to 1 Trump starts aging in dog years...

>>713771896
Kek

>>713770767
Yep. You're gonna enjoy it when reality slaps the shit out of you. Aim for something soft when your bubble pops.

>>713765292
hehehehehehe

>>713773015
>1 Trump starts aging in dog years
The president aging curse is bipartisan friend. This is one thing that isn't just a Trump thing.

>>713770993
finally someone called out this very serious anti weed propoganda!!! ty!!!!

>>713771320
SICU Nurse but thanks for playing

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>>713773555
Them trips tho

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i thought summer ended, why are there so many newfags

>>713770761
Hahah saved

>>713773410
Prepared presidents age rapidly... This poor bastard is gonna be blindly walking into a hornet's nest. Lets hope none of those republicans are holding a grudge...

>>713770516
How Christian of you. You're no better than those psychotic Muslims.

Eat shit.

>>713768386
Develop a spine, you soft shelled crab.

>>713774086
>Christians
>following the Bible other than select verses that condone violence and prejudice
Choose 1.

>>713763647

I fucking lose.

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>>713774613

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>>713774645

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>>713774668

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>>713774699

>>713770150
Whoever made this semi funny picture misspelled achieve

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>>713774737

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>>713774769
last one

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>>713774218
bam

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>>713774850
You are an utter failure.

>>713769447
Go away

>>713772062
What a time to be alive

>>713767053
>>get on bed
>>ready myself for daddy
>>he enters me, furiously pounding into me
>>i can feel him inside me
>>start feeling warm
>>oh god
>>about to cum
>>no hands; prostate orgasm
>>his grunting is getting louder
>>can't take it
>>here it comes
>>orgasmface.tga
>>oh god
>>something's wrong
>>suddenly UNBELIEVABLE pain
>>fucking scream at the top of my lungs
>>he thinks it's some horny scream of pleasure, but soon notices
>>there's a huge bulge growing in my shaft, making it's way up to my pisshole, getting larger on its way
>>still screaming
>>he doesn't know what to do
>>he just stands there, frozen and awestruck, but equally terrified
>>an entire full-size bed (mattress and bedframe) spurts out of my urethra, which is by now the diameter of a large cement pipe
>>it's thinly covered in semen and blood
>>penis, urethra, and surrounding reproductive structures are now forever stretched
>>cock looks like a fleshly, dangly cup-shaped blanket
>>slide out of him and fall unconscious on the bed, my baggy, stretched genitals now resembling a deployed parachute on the ground after a skydive
>>713767316

You just read that.

>>713770761
[citations needed]

>>713765368
>dang
FTFY

>>713765137
HAHAHA! IT'S WRITTEN DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713769667
Minor kek/10

>>713770515
>hanged
FTFY

>>713775540
kys you filthy nigger

>>713774769
>>713774737
>>713774699
>>713774668
>>713774645
>>713774613

don't give idea to them, i don't want this to be the next kind of captcha.

>>713764071
Ken idek why I lost good job anon

>>713775540
>>713775741
yeah, go hanged'd yourself you'r autist

>>713772062

this isn't a cringe thread. that's fuckin' terrible.

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>>713763431
It may be lame, but it's still funnier than OP's post.

>>713769447
> It's not a fucking

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>>713763774

>>713769547
safa

>>713772454
i really really really like this photo

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>>713765409

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Fucking gold

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>>713769756

>>713775931
I don't get it.
Something about pay inequality?

>>713771729
If it weighed 8 lbs, than you are trading pound for pound.

>>713769446
Fuck you trips speaks the truth you white knight faggot

>>713771499
>THAT TECHNIQUE

>>713765899
Kek'd and check'd

>>713776155
don't get what it's supposed to spell

Bungus

>>713765899
fug

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>>713776857

>>713772285
wow this is so offensive

Be sure to buy HER a dress and a Barbie, how is this so hard for you pigs?

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>>713777210
underage ban

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>>713769333
Nice trips. I love george harrison

LOOK AT MY SEXS

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>>713777210
Pornhub ya tard

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>>713776155
>Pornhub
xd

>>713763431
Their pupal-form lives in their prayer rugs.

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>>713777775
>"Sweet Dee gets an Eating Disorder"

>>713767053
someone screencap dis

>>713773764
Screamed the stable boy.

>>713776981
Oh god. This better have DLC for Xasthur and Natramm bb. Also no one else on this thread understands this.

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>>713769283
>>713763774

>>713777777

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>>713774297

>>713765899
I dont get it

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here's a contribution
https://youtu.be/_bVdhDMl5EA
https://youtu.be/pI0Lf7G213s

>>713775442
lost

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>>713774850
Your Mother and I are very disappointed.

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>>713776155
its pornhub

>>713769200
1/100 bait

>>713774423
It's all shit.

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>>713776981
I kept trying to pick a different character, but then I realized they are all posers. :(

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>>713776200

>>713777048
Why did I lose to this?

>>713763431
These threads are fucking facebook tier, wish they could go back to being actually fucking funny

>>713765227
I really really like this image. Mind if I save it?

>>713777250
Muslims don't follow Jesus.

>>713771509
Same shit with "Kek". Started as a joke and evolved into a some pseudo cult where you can't tell if they're fucking around or genuinely believe in that shit.

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>>713779128
That faggot needs to drink more.

>>713770076
Preach it, even if bait. Share your views.

>>713778784
Kek wtf

>>713769836
Every fucking time

>>713770685
Das raysis!

>>713765899
sheeeeeeet

>>713776960
It's about horny broads

>>713776200
Second one. The only of a tie is supposed to rest on your collar bone.

We've avoided a new "what color is this dress" or "how would a dog wear pants"

>>713775128
Why am I laughing so hard at this post, am I retarded?

>>713773954
lol at you thinking he even gives a shit about anything enough for it to stress him out

>>713775128
kek

>>713776760
lost

>>713780466
cuhlassic

>>713776132
lel

>>713769180
LOL

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>>713765409

>>713777845
Faggot wearing white belt with jeans....

>>713770263
YES!!! more like this!

>>713772062
>truebros.webm

>>713769180
Holy fucking shit hahahahahaha

>>713778784
SeaWorld, Hazard County, Georgia

>>713763774
Very edgy cancerfag

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Oc

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>>713781048

>>713770685
whoa that's one rare pepe you got there buddy

>>713780519
you haven't been paying attention, dude. the guy on multiple occasions looks like someone who is in over his head and starting to realize it.