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>>713738357
im going to go pound one out right now in the bathroom at work.

I told a girl I'd call her back after fucking her, but I didn't

I really wanna message her, but I don't wanna seem needy.

She usually responds to all of my messages, but hasn't this last time. Maybe just swamped with work, given end of the semester, and her jobs.
It's been almost 4 days since I sent it.

I really wanna try just saying "Hey" and see where it goes.

Usually when we spoke, it is more of a rigid conversation, where we kept to stuff we were comfortable with. But I would wan't to have a more organically evolving one. Where we kinda actually talk about random shit instead or Work, EMT or School stuff...

I like young thug

Still can't figure out what her deal is, is she interested in me as more, or not?
So many small things point to her possibly being interested, but other points to no.
She will never initiate any texts, but will hot shy away from a lengthy conversation
Typically mentions EMT stuff (which she knows I am interested in)
Sometimes locks eyes from a distance (once started smiling)
Agreed to meet up without hesitation. (Once, haven't since though)
Would semi not acknowledge me in person at times, but again won't shy away from contact, if I did something first
When I asked her for her number, she gave it without issue...
I think she may just be shy as she has said "I am just coming out of my shell"
But still, such an annoying situation. Just wish I could get some type of conclusive response from her.

>>713738357
I once ruined a book by writing "We all have secrets" in on the center pages.

Nah, but in honesty I cross dressed for the first time since I was a kid, 24 now, last week and it was pretty fun.

I was in a series of hc porn photoshoots when I was 8. Wasn't at all like you'd imagine. Was fun, and everyone was really nice, especially the 2 men I did the shoots with.

I sucked my first bf's cock when I was 13 (he was 16). Kept sucking him off till we broke up. After him when I was 14 I started going with guys just to suck their cocks, and I got the rep that I would give you a blowjob if you took me out. I soon did away with the pretext and when a boy asked me out I just asked if he wanted me to suck his cock. As word got round more and more boys from all years would ask me to suck their cocks. By 15 I was the school cumslut. The rest of the girls hated me, but I was never one of the popular girls anyway, and most of their boyfriends were feeding me cum. By the time I was in 6th year (nearly 18) I was sucking off first years (12). They loved it and would que up for me. I used to let the boys waiting feel and suck my tits. I'd go into the first years boys toilet, pick a stall, strip to just my knickerrs, and let any boy feel and suck my tits, and stroke my pussy through my knickers (looking back I wish I had just got naked for them considering how many slipped their hands under my knickers), as long as they let me suck their cocks and swallow their cum. There were always loads of boys when I did that and could spend the whole hour having my tits squeezed and sucked, my pussy rubbed, sucking cock after cock and swallowing load after load.

sometimes i maturbate in the woods

I troll secrets threads for writing prompts.

bu,p

>>713740352

Can you post your nudes, please?

Lots of secret gay porn

>>713742653
who doesnt??

I like to cut open the stomach while they are laying down sedated then pull them up quickly and watch their entrails bulge before falling onto the floor of my basement

>>713742898
wow kiddo you're so tough and awesome

when i was 14 i met up with a guy on the internet for sex (im a boy)

>>713743478
So... You're still 14?

>>713739670
Be more forward, don't initiate conversations with one word messages, If you want her, you're probably going to have to go after her. I was in a position much like yours not too long ago and someone gave me advice which has served me well so far: Fortune Favors the Brave.

invited a drunk guy to my house after the bar where he ended up passing out. I was really drunk and after standing over him sleeping I went into my garage and grabbed a hammer. the first swing hit him in the eyebrow pushing his eye most of the way out and smooshing an indent about the size of an orange into his face. it sounded like he was trying to hock a loogie but it was him trying to breath around the blood. I hit him again in the center of the face splitting it open like a melon that had been dropped. I live alone so I drug him to my bath tub and ran the shower on him then cut him up with my dads hacksaw

>>713743975

19 now actually

>>713744094
>live alone

>my dad's hacksaw

Jesus, do you fags even try any more?

>>713744044
>Fortune Favors the Brave.
I've been told that, especially about this situation

>Be more forward, don't initiate conversations with one word messages, If you want her, you're probably going to have to go after her.
She is shy, so probably not consciously being hard to get, but that still applies.

But what could I say to really try and get something going with her?

>>713744227
Green text and contact info then.

>>713738357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo&feature=youtu.be

I hate mostly everyone I know. I do not care about them or their lives. It's a chore for me to have to listen to them. I'd rather be on my own, away from everyone.

>>713740352
You refer to terms like "1st year" and "6th year", this happened while you were at secondary school then?

I was cucking a guy that has depression and a lot of relatives with cancer and his gf couldn't bear the guilt anymore so she left me and now i want him to finally commit suicide,
I felt kinda bad about him before, but i can't feel empathy anymore.

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Back when I lived in Brazil I had to chop my best friends fingers off for stealing from our boss. After his hands were bloody nubs they shot him and made me bury him.

>>713739670
I'm in a similar situation.
Difference is I work with her and her brother. So I don't know how to go about that.
She drops hints that she's interested (signed off but waited for me to sign off and we walked each other to the car park, says that she wants to meet my dogs, When her shift finished at work, I was the only one she said goodbye to etc.) but all in all she's shy and quiet. Takes a bit to get something out of her.

I can barely tolerate people to the point where I sometimes imagine murdering them and relish hearing them plead for life and seeing them shudder and just allow it to happen... I expect the worst in human beings. I've seen them act like fucking animals and then get angry that I expected it to happen. I have a little girl whom I adore, but the thought of other "people" having an impact on her or influencing her drives me nuts.

>>713746560
Jesus fuck!

>>713746918
I know what this is like.

I made cock tribute pictures to a girl I know. The person that posted the pics of the girl is my brother.

I made cock tributes that my brother has saved on his computer.

>>713740352
gr8 b8 m8

I'm really into my ex now and I know that I'm supposed to move on and etc but I keep feeling like I still have a second chance at it but she has a bf now. We're still good friends though. Idk I keep saying they won't last long but once they break up I just need some help and advice on how to win her back. But if that moment doesn't come I'll just move on then I just want to see if there's a possibility getting back with her.

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Lost my virginity to a 14 year old 3 weeks ago.
Will I ever succeed in life /b/?

>>713746864
Yea, I am tempted to just do something kinda bold and hope it pays off with her.

>>713739519

gay faggot

>>713739597

gril or faggot?

>what am I thinking? there are no grils on the internet.

>>713739848


gril or faggot?

>>713740352

this dude posts this every day

>>713747206
lol don't even bother, she's an ex for a reason.

>>713740352
but why?

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>>713742898

I prefer to keep them vacuum sealed to stay fresh longer.

>>713744283

kek

>>713746864

sounds like Brazil.

>worst summer job at Starbuck's ever

>>713747517

judging by /b/ standards, you've already won life

>>713746461
that last one. fuck man, he is so right.

>>713747007

This extreme feeling is mostly the doing of war I assume and the sense of urgency I feel to shelter my child. The other 30% is I'd say is my fear for the rest of society having to endure stupidity and it breeding.

>>713744227
I want to fuck you in the ass right now

>>713738357
I have never ever told anyone this

one night, my wife's sister was spending the weekend with us (she lives in a different town). All was normal, hung out, had dinner, few drinks, etc. We eventually all said goodnight, and she went in the guest room and wife and I went to our bedroom. Wife and I had a few drinks in us, so romance started, and eventually we are fucking in the bed. Our headboard wall shares the wall with the guest room and I can hear a vibrator in the next room. I think its pretty hot that my sister in law is masturbating to me fucking her sister and I was a little extra noisy for her benefit and eventually finish and go to sleep.

The next day the wife stepped out for whatever reason and the sister in law and I are sitting on the couch watching tv and talking, and she says something about hearing the wife and I getting it on the night before. I tell her that I heard her vibrator, and it turned me on more. She says something along the lines of she wished she was having to imagine getting what her sister was getting, and she was leaning back and put her foot on my dick. I laughed and spread my legs a bit and she asked if she could see it. I say yeah, if you show me your tits. She takes off her top and leans forward and pulls down my shorts, revealing my thickening dick. she starts to blow me right there on my couch, and then stands up, takes off her shorts and sits on my dick and tells me to give her what I gave my wife.

So I did. On the couch. Halfway through I started wondering if it was a set-up to see if I would cheat on my wife, but when you are dick deep in pussy, your mind aint right. I ended up cumming, she ended up cumming and then kissing me and going to the bathroom to clean up.

Sometime later the wife came home, we all went out that night and had fun, and on Sunday the sister in law went home. Never fucked her again. Never told the wife. Never will.

>>713749065
>Never told the wife. Never will.

correct

>never

>>713749002
i like to read those, but i forget them instantly
i wont be able to recall them even if a similar situation rises

>>713749529
you need to tattoo them memento-style.

we all do

>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Get in here fuckboys
-molly
chat with us , post memes
talk about your secrets

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>>713738357
I often zone out, sometimes even while people are talking to me. I'll snap out of it when they've asked something and are awaiting a response.

>>713750014

Sorry, I wasn't listening. What were you saying?

I lost the ability to feel emotion a couple of years ago.

I dont know how long I can keep pretending. Nobody knows this. I dont know how to feel again.

>>713747916
All the best

i dont get angry, you could do anything to me and it wouldn't make me feel a thing. but a side effect of not getting angry is it all my suppressed anger will burst out in one massive concentrated dose and it usually bursts out every 4-7 years. when it happens it usually lasts about 1-5 mins but during that time its pure rage to the point i want to rid open everyone throats that i see with my bear hands and usually ill have alot of thoughts about all the possible ways you could kill them

as i basically have no emotions 99% of the time i really enjoy it because its nice to feel emotion. as anger its usually the emotion that shows up the most

sadness/depression is once every 10 years for about 10-30 mins

I'm fucking stoned right now, for the first time

I am 21, a decently attractive (debatably) white girl, and a graduate student. I make my own money independently and cook okay. I've never had sex or a real relationship. No male has ever expressed interest. I am insane and a real autismo, that's probably the reason, but it gets lonely sometimes

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Probably going to die a virgin, it's ok though, I've accepted my fate

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>>713751288
You're gonna be a great witch!

My closest friend when I was growing up confessed, when we were young adults, to watching seriously dark CP, like men with babies, and everything. In my defence, he did say that he longer watched it, but I seriously judge my younger self for just kind of accepting this. I no longer see this person.

>>713751993

I've seen this before but I still like it. thanks

>>713750530
But I don't know what would be a bold option that would have a decent chance at working.

>>713751288

c'mere, I'll fuck your face for you

>I'm only serious

my first orgasm was from my cousin we were both 11 and and it started as a dare for him to suck my dick and then it started to feel really good so i asked him to keep going

>>713739582
Only 4 days? I haven't talked to my girlfriend in 3 months and she's my fucking girlfriend!

>>713752765
I speak to this girl Monthly, and she usually replies within an hour or so with the first message.

This time, she hasn't replied to my opening message. Which is out of the ordinary for her.

>>713738357
I've been stealing girls panties at the campus laundromat.

I frequently sneak into women's restrooms/lockerooms

>>713739582
heres the thing you do, YOU DONT FUCKING TEXT HER!

if shes interested shell text you eventually, if she doesnt she can go and fuck herself.

its as simple as that.

dont u dare be one of those dudes that text a bitch that doesnt text them back, thats the most beat shit you can ever do.

>>713752942
It's probably nothing man. My girl is like that too. Talks to me every day and then suddenly stops responding for months and one day randomly talk normally again. Girls are weird and finicky. She's probably busy with her life but she'll message you again eventually.

>>713745736
Yes. Secondary school in UK.

i went through one of my teachers desks one time and found a flash drive and took it and there were some pretty naughty pics on there

I was in a series of hardcore porn photoshoots and 3 videos when I was 8

>>713753296
Which part of the uk

>>713753247
Hopefully. Just very strange for her. But it is nearing finals, and she has 2 Jobs, EMT shit, and 7 classes to deal with. So hopefully just busy?


Could I try saying something? Or just wait?

>>713739848
are the sets still out there?

>>713754482
You could ask her how's she's doing if you really want but don't expect much in return. Maybe wait for Christmas break when she's probably free from finals and start chatting again.

>>713751288
what;s the most you've done with another person?

any unusual kinks?

>>713754656
True.

I did speak to her over the thanksgiving (asking how stuffs been), then messaged her Sunday (No response then)

But I could wait till winter break. (Her birthday is around then anyway.)

I caught my mom cheating on my dad and I'm to much of a pussy to tell him so I'm blackmailing my mom instead. I wish I had a normal family.

>>713754560
I've seen 3 photo sets and 2 videos online. Old and obscure now, was 20 years ago

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>one time I got sucked by a trans hooker
>then s/he got in my car by force
>and stole my fucking phone

>Told everybody some gang assaulted me and robbed my phone
>they believed it

>pic related

>>713754962
Yewh just wait for her birthday then. Wish her a happy birthday and maybe even give her a little gift if you want to let her know you're still interested.

>>713755262
Definitely not close enough to give her a gift.

But yea, my two choices would be bold, and try something soon. OR be smart and wait til her bday and message her then

>>713754791

Only kissed one person. Nothing really that weird

I let my wife squeeze my balls whenever she's stressed out. It's her way of relieving stress...

>>713755533
Pic

>>713756264
Why?

>>713740352
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58384300eb60c

Im getting fucked over by wallstreet wannabe fat cats who cant handle losing at their own game.

i also eat my own shit they force me to eat.

>>713755061
What was your name in the sets?

>>713755753
aw. You'll do stuff when the time is right. 21 is nothing.

What do you get off to?

>>713756336
so i can tell what you are dealing with here

>>713755061
The photoshoots were sort of clinical, just pictures. The videos were my idea because I wanted to really suck them and have them cum in my mouth.

>>713755098
How was the bj tho?

I'm a stay at home mom, in a very conservative christian household and my husband and kids don't know that our dog has been fucking me, a couple times a day, for the last 6 years. Husband gets it a couple times a months.... dog gets my holes every day. I love the knot!

>>713738357
I have broadcasted several times in chaturbate. I halso have been banned several times.

>>713756568

Dominant men...you know, submissive housewife sort of stuff? I would probably be irritated by it in real life but I guess you never know

>>713756718
'twas ok

>>713756755

she's adorable!

>>713756825
No shit.

I'm the best rapper on b
https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

>>713750014
i got this problem too. I normally just tell them that i spaced out completely and would like to have their question repeated

>>713756823
She swallow

Bare?
Ima need a grentext bro
Did you want more?

i was sexually assaulted by my godfathers girlfriend when i was 17 (she was 22, he was in his 40s). I also fucked one of my good friends girlfriend multiple times

>>713756772
the knot doesn't hurt?

>>713756775
banned for what?

>>713756792
yeah sex isn't real life. Normal to like scenarios that are the opposite of what you enjoy in non-sexual situations.

That's super tame for /b/ though. Everyone here likes beast or furry or traps or loli/shota

Also - pic?

I have some sort of eating disorder. I'm definitely not anorexic (don't fit the diagnostic criteria) but I eat 400 calories a day on average. I freaked out on Thanksgiving and fasted from Saturday-Wednesday to be ready for it. I'm losing weight and looking great and everyone comments on how good I look, so I don't see any incentive to stop.

>>713757193
I actually don't know. I never check'd my age on the site so i think it may be something related with a preventive underage ban. I have 24 by the way

>>713757163

Only when he tries to pull out of me early. Otherwise, it makes my pussy feel very full.

>>713738357
Found out my girlfriend's mom watches us having sex. Not sure what to do

>>713757698
how did you start? Any other fun kinks?

>>713757782
how did you find out?

>>713757782

Invite her for a 3some. Maybe she wants to eat your cum out of her daughters pussy

>>713757056
>fucked one of my good friends girl
It's funny you are a disloyal weak dude and still consider your friendship real.
You obviously are not his friend.

My wife dresses like one of our daughters, then have me call her by the daughter's name while we fuck, or she gives me a BJ, or anything sexual.

When we brought our oldest daughter home from the hospital, my wife would suck my cock while the baby was breastfeeding. She would dribble some of my cum onto her nipple, then put it in the baby's mouth. She did the same thing with the other two.

She sneaks some of my cum into their food a couple times a week.

>>713744520
I don't know if you're still around, but if you are: just talk about your day, but make it interesting. Any little thing can turn into a good talking point if you're invested enough into it. Ask her about hers, but be specific. Don't just ask "how was your day?" ask "How did [valid activity you know she does] go today?" Get to know her, start off with broad things that aren't intrusive and if she likes you she'll let you in and start discussing more. Communication is key: try to talk every day, but don't be pushy. Don't always start off convos with questions, talk about something neat you've done/seen/heard recently and be enthusiastic about it. If she's into you she'll talk. Give it a week or two (time is hard, I know) and ask her if she wants to hang out, pick a specific thing to do / see / listen to / check out together. Nothing too personal. You're still just friends. If that works out, you're almost in. More communication. More talking. Give it some time again (a week or two, difficult, I know) and ask her out on a date. Make it clear you had a good time hanging out with her, you enjoy talking to her so often, and this is absolutely a date.

>>713757698
Check out my vid
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58384300eb60c

I jerked off using my cousins under wear and stuck another pair in my mouth.

>>713757468
Did not see. Post again?

>>713740352
Damn, wish you were around when I was a kid.

>>713758083
ok you're actually hot as fuck. you have that qt girlfriend next door vibe.

I want to hear about your weirder fantasies...

>>713758083
if that really is you, then you're pretty cute. i've saved your picture (i save every decent girl on /b/ to draw her later), just take your time and you'll find someone to dominate and/or fuck you.

>>713757897
A couple of times I saw her looking through the crack of a door and when I opened a door to go to the bathroom after sex and saw her quickly turning down a hallway. She may have just been listening that time but I diffidently knew she was spying.

>>713757941
Doubt my gf would go for that lol

>>713746560
I'd watch that movie

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>>713757986
That's kinda weird bro. I wouldn't want my semen on a baby. I'm literally cringing hopping you are trollong. I mean why bro? It's so weird and gross. At least do that shit to strangers not your blood. Wife must be gross to be down for that shit. Is she ugly?

>>713757787

Basically bored, horny housewife. I was surfing porn here on 4chan and happened upon a k9 thread. Did some surfing for more. A week later, I gave the dog a blowjob. A few days after that, I was on my hands and knees.

>>713758104
Yea. Makes sense. I know she just began FD duty, so that can be an opening talking point for us.

Probably some of the best advice yet. I'll probably start tomorrow. Any other small tips?

>>713757986
have you gone any further than that? Do you think your wife wants you to?

How old is the daughter your wife dresses as?

>>713758483
It's her thing, not mine.

I put up with it because she's hot as fuck.

>>713738357
You are not pure of blood, so i cannot share with you the secrets i carry with me.

Only those worthy to carry the secret flame, may bask in the warmth of knowledge.

Yet, perhaps there are those of you who are worthy.

Seek me out. A flower that never blooms but water held, within its petals pink.You will find me.

>>713756792
re earlier pic, you're actually hot as fuck. you have that qt girlfriend next door vibe.

I want to hear about your weirder fantasies...

If you wanna take it private we could contactfag

>>713758350
decent. seems like she's the type you need to work hard to get in her pants

>>713757986
You sound like a guy who's about to be caught creeping on his children, hoping to use his internet posts and history as defense for himself in some future litigation. We see through your bullshit, anon.

>>713753247
are you all in long distance relationships?

>>713758640
Haven't done anything with any of the girls. My wife would love me to. She fantasizes my fucking all three. She'll be giving me a handy, while talking about how much she wants me to fuck them.

She dresses as each of them, at least once a week each. 12, 14, 17.

When I was 18 I gave my 13 year old brother and 5 of his friends a gangbang as a birthday present.

>>713757986
You are a sick fuck, waiting to be caught and beaten daily.

Good luck in prison!

>>713758791
Yea. Probably (Especially since she presents herself as shy), she is more of the type that requires work, but I genuinely want an actual relationship with her.


But what makes you only say that shes decent?

>>713758952
I'm not (The OP of that comment chain)
Not really with her, but we are in the same college.

>>713759095
bullshit

>>713758541
Not really, just stay relevant. Ideally you're on her mind at least once a day without you having to put yourself there. Just don't overthink things, and remember to be you.

G'luck Anon.

>>713759080
you were never interested in making your wife's dreams come true?

Do you think she ever played with them behind your back?

Did you always know she had those inclinations? Does she look at cheese?

I can solofuck & solosuck myself. Except the last time I did a solofuck I pee'd some blood so I'm not going to do that anymore.

>>713759243
Yea, the big issue for me is overthinking, and planning it all out.

Still trying to decide if I should be bold with what you said or be a bit slower and wait till her Bday at the end of the month

>>713758854
Nope. I let the wife fantasize, and I keep telling her I don't like her sneaking cum into their food. But kids aren't my thing. My thing is how fucking crazy the sex gets when she gets all worked up.

>>713759207
not a fan of her piercing and kind of skinny. any other pics? Maybe in dresses?

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>>713758483
>>713758660
Still bro
Even for a hot chick I'm not on that shit bro.
I mean it's your life but if you loved her you would get her some serious help. That's weird!
>Mfw I am truly grossed out by you

>>713759447
how old were they when she started roleplaying as them and getting you to fuck her?

>>713738357
I constantly make up shitty excuses to my girlfriend just to get outside the house so I can spy on my neighbor's 18yo daughter

>>713758660
>>713758660
>she's hot as fuck.
I guarantee she isnt.

>>713759080
pic of wife in these clothes?

>>713759447
You say that now but your sick fantasies won't be enough and you'll act on them. All beasts do.

Then you'll get busted and that constipation problem will alleviate itself.

>>713759614
is she walking around naked in the garden or what?

>>713759223
I had been sucking his and a couple of his friends cocks for a couple of years, and let them play with my tits and pussy. I was horny that night and just thought "fuck it".

>>713759531
I like the piercing actually.

But heres one more recent, in a dress


But does look like a genuinely sweet person I think?

>>713740352
No way, tits or gtfo

>>713759733
>>713759531

Shit, side view. Not the best.

Heres a better one

>>713758705
Fuck outta here with that Zelda clue shit.

>>713752999
Nothing new. Dirty or clean?

>>713759703
No, at night. I can see through a small slit in her curtains, and sometimes catch her changing. She likes to shower round 9:30 at night

>>713759380
>you were never interested in making your wife's dreams come true?
Nope. Not my fetish.

>Do you think she ever played with them behind your back?
I don't think so. Her thing is my molesting them.

>Did you always know she had those inclinations? Does she look at cheese?
I did. She was really into age play. She used to look at it, but not for a long time. I pointed out how fucked we'd be if any was found on our computers. I shredded her entire collection back in 2002.

>>713753422
Ms rappa? I went thru her desk and found polaroids of her at an orgy. She caught me, so I didn't have a chance to take any

>>713759956
With blood that unpure, i expected no less.

>>713745233
You're probably a sociopath then. It's k cuz so am I.

>>713759565
About 8.

I watched Twilight without killing myself.

>>713759934
looks much better in a dress. basing it off looks she seems like a nice girl to be around.

>>713759625
Good for you, my psychic friend.

>>713759635
Nope, her boss lurks here.

>>713760397
Yea, just want to find the best way to break down her walls at this point.

Definitely is worth it though. She is arguably one of the best people I know.

>>713759695
Since my fantasies don't include touching the girls, how exactly are they going to overwhelm me into doing so?

>>713760615
well you know her best so it's up to your judgement but good luck either way. also any hot pics? Some with cleavage?

>>713760509
without face, just body

I've been sniffing and masturbating to my housemate's used panties pretty regularly for the past two months or so. We've lived together for years as friends, there's zero sexual tension or chemistry between us, but maybe this is part of why it turns me on so much. The first time I did it I told myself it was just that one time, because I was really horny, but I'm completely hooked on it now. They've provided me some of the best faps in years, truly. I don't cum in them or any sketch shit like that, I just like the scents. My favorite is sniffing the section that rides up by her asshole. I know this is so perverted but I'm rock hard just thinking about doing it.

>>713760700
By even entertaining these ideas, your conditioning yourself.

Sexual deviancy is part genetic, part conditioning.

Still, don't take my word for it. I don't study the human mind for a living.

>>713738357
I still believe in love...kek wills it...

>>713760844
None. doesn't post on social media much. Maybe every few months at best.

Besides, unless she has a pushup, not much cleavage would be visible (Unless you are fine with her chubby version.)


And yea I guess. Think this guy makes the best sense >>713758104

>>713760849
When she gets home, I'll see if she wants to play dress up. If she does, I'll post it.

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>>713760210
I have no blood
Pic is me after laughing til I shit all my blood out at your dumb post.

>>713747517
Lose morals, gain capital. Thats how ya do it.

My old-ass next door neighbour sucked my dick when I was a teen.

I still wear diapers

>>713761325
Christ, that's a fucking creepy thing to see.

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>>713761325
Kek

>>713761158
Post what you got then?

>>713738357
WE HA SEC ALL VE RETS

>>713761619
Or your favourite pic of her?

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>>713761619
Yea, thats the only one showing anything of cleavage.

>>713761224
will this be before the thread dies?

>>713751058
Sweeet dood, but get off b and close your eyes. Let ur mind drift dood

>>713761860
How well does she know the people you know? It's your last chance at the best pussy on earth

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>>713761727
Favorite is her thin like this

>>713761741

>>713760615
Stop posting her photos here then?
I doubt she'd appreciate having them shared online.

>>713748529

gay and fake

>>713761741
nice. Is there any pic that you like in particular? Also would you still be interested in her if you found out she dated other guys before?

>>713760927
Well, judging by the rate at which I'm being conditioned, based on the delta between the original amount of desire to have sex with my oldest daughter, and the amount I have now, I guess she'll have to worry along about her 50th birthday.

>>713759434
Don't do anything like asking her out on her bday. That day is about her, not you, or the two of you. You SHOULD try to hang out with her on/around her birthday, or get in on any birthday plans she might have going with friends. If you two are in close / constant enough communication by then, get her a gift. Something small, and I literally mean small, like hold-it-in-your-hands small. You don't want to come on too strong, but you want her to know you care. Use what you've talked about up until that point to find something meaningful.

When I say be bold, I don't mean be pushy. Just don't be too passive with things.

You sound like you've got a good grip on the situation though.

>>713762149
Her family is friends with friends of my parents. We met once when she was 11 for a birthday party, has always been on me since

>>713751785

nothing $180 can't solve

backpage.com craigslist.com nightshift.co

>>713761763
Hopefully. She's supposed to get home around 8:30.

>>713762300
I posted my favorite of her here >>713762164


And don't care really. It's part of life to date other people

>>713752061

try sticking with that story Jared and see where it gets you. Ooops, too late.

>>713753296

are you still sucking in cock like it's oxygen?

>>713762462
I like the way you think Anon. if you don't end up with her I'm going to kill myself amd keep posting she's a cutie

>>713761860
Good call. Or hire a hooker.

If you do decide to go with a hooker, make sure you have something to video with, and let her know you're hiring her to act in a porno. Hiring a hooker is illegal. Hiring an actress for a porno isn't.

Well... I'm in love with a 15 year old girl and It's... complicated. That's basically all I can say because if I get more specific she may recognize me, assuming she even browses /b/

>>713762675
Can't tell if you're trying to make a joke or not

Wouldn't you need a license to film said porno?

>>713756772

what kind of dog?

do you suck it?

does it lick your cunt?

>>713762309
Yea, true. Right now I think I am too passive. So Ill work on that.

And yea, obviously I won't try dating her on her b-day, but I'll definitely check in with her and talk about shit. Probably wont be close enough to get her something though. (Unless we talk alot in the 3 weeks or so up until then.) And yea, I think I'll do what you are saying, and will start tomorrow with messaging her

>>713762782
I've been there dude. 15 is legal in my country, but it's still frowned upon socially. I was twice her age too, but damn did I feel things for her

>>713762782
To clarify, I am over 18

>>713762472
What a goof

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>>713762669
This is the last one I'll post of her in this thread. (I may be in an FB thread later, just post there for more)

But yea, she is definitely cute, but looks kinda older?

>>713756772
Is it weird that I want to see this

>>713761860
My neighbor has a 11 y/o sis that makes me hnghggh

>>713763156
This one is my fav so far. She doesn't look that old. You cool if I jerk off to her or Nah?

>>713763040


You're lucky. I want to be with this girl so much but the law isn't on my side.

>>713763353
Eh, don't care really. Just rather not know

But alot say she looks ~28-32 for some reason

>>713749065
this is my dream!

>>713763156
Dude stop posting her. It's shitty to post girls on here if they're good people.

If I found out that someone posted my pic here, I'd probably cut ties with them.

>>713763444
Haha thanks man. I can do a cum tribute of you want?

Nah. She looks like early 20's to mid 20's. I don't really see how she could be in her 30's

>>713763723
You girl?

>>713740352
oh its this meme again

>>713763263
Fuck, same. I think she's around 10 or 11 but ugh she always comes into my mind when I'm jerking off. Why are neighbors always hot?

>>713763766
>I can do a cum tribute of you want?
No.

But yea, she's 19 in most of them.

>>713763815
Yeah and I've given that guy advice and used to be rooting for him. Now I'm a little sketched out.

Finally caved and made out with and groped a 15 year old. im 25. I feel disgusted with myself. Shes slept with guys my age before, its not like she was totally innocent but still.....

>>713763723
Yea. I'm done now. Just meant to do one just as sometimes you can tell a fair bit from just a photo.

Sorry.

>>713762675

you are delusional. you need real legal paperwork and shit to get away with that not just point to a phone recording video in the corner and say "it's porn officer"

and if it is a cop setup, you're busted before you even get to go into your "can I record you so I'm paying you to be a porn star" routine. you're already busted just for showing up. it's called furtherance.

faggot

you probably also think if you grab her pussy for a cop-check it will protect you. No, it will get you sexual battery charges too.

idiot. and faggot.

>>713763946
Same, this guy is ad hoc

>>713763946
Are you hot?

>>713756642
you had that kind of ideas when you were 8?

>>713751288
I know a few girls like that. some figured shit out in their mid to late 20s, some are pushing 30's and still virgin and alone.

might work out for you, and if you decide you just need somebody in your life you can pick a random lonely weeaboo to live with.

>>713763723
>I'd probably cut ties with them.
Nobody cares if you cut ties with them.

>>713751288
>and a graduate student.
stem?
that would explain it
definitely autistic

>decently attractive (debatably) white girl,
unlikely

>>713751288

where you at in the world pre-Doctoress?

>>713738357

I butt fucked a mates girlfriend and made her go ass to mouth

>>713764571

absolutely stem, it's why she's getting paid to go to school

>>713764708

my mom's back car got fingered by friend in her

>>713764107
what if it's an amateur porno?

got you there, faggot

>>713764713
most graduate students get paid in a decent university

>>713763886
Just finished fapping. Had a pretty decent load come out. Thanks again mate amd good luck.

>>713751288
Oh BS, find a guy and make a move. Women who complain about this shit are stupid. You have the power to start a relationship and any single guy would jump at the chance.

>>713761476
me to ;)

>>713764862

you're an idiot.

if hooker is legit and you are legit, there are no cops and nothing to worry about.

if you find hooker on street or internet and say "hey lets get together" that is furtherance of an act of prostitution and you are busted before you even break out the video camera.

you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about faggot.

>>713764901

not for faggot degrees.

I used to work jobs at people's houses with my pa, then jack off in their house / search for sexy stuff.

Also almost fucked my mates girl. It's things like this that keep me from growing confident

>>713764992
Rather that I did not know that you were fapping to her...

But I'm done posting her now. Just kinda feel shitty now.

One last thing. Any ethnicity guesses?

>>713764996
Forreal this shit is annoying

>>713765074
All degrees if you go to a remotely decent university.

>>713765039
lol how would cops even know that the money is for sex? what if i want to give her $100 for no reason and we just happened to have sex?

I wanna fuck my co worker in her fiances house

>>713762782
her name start with an N

>>713764862
>>713762675
>>713765754

"On the other hand, a criminal lawyer will advise you that merely hiring a prostitute off the street, filming the encounter and then claiming you were making a porno will not clear you from any risk of prostitution charges. The biggest thing preventing anyone and everyone interested in prostitution from merely placing a camera in front of them while they have sex is that pornographic films have a number of laws they must follow in order to comply with the law. You need a business license, you will need the consent of all people who appear on camera, you need sufficent paperwork to prove that anyone on camera was over 18 and you need to show that all the people performing in the film were tested for STDs within the last 30 days.

If you fail to follow these laws, you could still be charged with prostitution as the prosecution may show you only filmed the act to attempt to skirt the law and had no intent to make an adult film or to express your first ammendment rights. You could also be charged with breaking these laws as well."

>>713765201
If I were you I would be happy someone flapped to my girl. It means she's hot but to each their own.

I'm guessing French?

>>713763946
>guy on /b/
>sketched out

mild stalking is about as well adjusted as you can hope to find here fam. We're lucky he isn't cumming in her mailbox.

>>713762430
pics or not?

>>713765522
this
though it depends how many postgrad positions are available. faggot degrees tend to have less.

>>713765522

you are a delusional faggot.

IF you are lucky you MIGHT get a teaching position if you're getting a PhD in Mideval English Buggery Literature or Midwestern Election Recounts, but you also might not. and then you have to teach.

Hard science grad students get paid just to do their research.

>>713766066
Just rather not know if you do. Thats all

And she's a mutt basically a Quarter Black, and a mix of generically Euro, incl Polish and Irish

>>713766371
That's alot of ethnicities...

Hard to see the black part of her though

>>713766565
Kinda can see it in the nose a little, and kinda the hair. Especially when its kinda just short of shoulder length. It seems very kinda stiff, if that makes sense?

But that's a bout it.