Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

>>713728882
Where did you go wrong? Are high school girls looking fuckable by now?

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>>713728882
U disabled ?

Even if you get laid today, your best orgasms would've been 15 years ago inside of a 15 year old pussy, so you still missed out for life

>>713728954
>Where did you go wrong?

Childbirth.

>Are high school girls looking fuckable by now?

They always did, didn't they?

>>713728882
Op a normal question wtf

Even if you were to fuck a 15 year old pussy, your dick is still not new to the idea of busting a better nut than you used to be able to bust

>>713728882
Do you have the primal urge to fuck a woman?

>>713729016

No.

>>713729078

True.

>>713729175

What?

>>713729195

Existential dread

>>713728882
I'm a few months from 33.

Any worse than 32?

Once I was late 20s it seemed to not be much worse year to year, just a fact of life like gravity and the speed of light.

Are you willing to fuck an ugly girl or fat one yet?

>>713728882
Join my call?
https://discord.gg/ngj4x7R

got grils

What's your job?
Height?
Weight?
Describe yourself, anon, pls.

I'm 20 and I am virgin too Should I kms?

>>713729422

If I have / had the chance.

Are traps starting to look excusable enough for you to fuck?

>>713728882
So what about paying a prostitute? I'm way younger than you and I already thought about it

If you had the money to spend, would a real doll be out of the question?

>>713729453
>What's your job?

Work half-day in a supermarket while looking for real job.

>Height?

180 cm.

>Weight?

75 kg.

>>713729612
How long have you been looking for a "real job"?

>>713729571

No.

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>>713728882
I've found your photo Op

>>713729655

A year now. Sucks.

Are the younger cashiers at your work open towards you or do you creep them out?

>>713729721

I guess the latter. Don't talk to them a lot.

Do you live your love life vicuriously thru your pets bc they love you back unconditionally?

>>713729825

Never had any pets.

>>713729709

Envy his beard.

Paying a prostitute?

Do you want to get laid? Have you tried? What has been/was your strategy?

Have you given up on trying?

When you see ugly guys or guys below your caliber getting laid, how does it make you feel?

Are you the type to make excuses rather than look inward and make improvements?

>>713729986

Hitting on girls at parties, in bars/clubs and trying to make small talk in order to score a number. Also Tinder and OKC.

Do you think the day will come?

>>713728882
Do you consider yourself ugly? Or is it because of your body or social skills?
If you do consider yourself ugly, did any girl tell you that she finds you ugly?

>>713730171
Why hasn't it worked out for you?

Take this time to answer with any excuses as to why you haven't met the bearded clam yet

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How would you describe your outer appearance and your self-awareness?

>>713728882
Mate why dont you show a pic of yourself? We wont be dicks about it, maybe we could give some advice?

>ask anything
>avoids questions

>>713730336
second this

>>713728882
are you a leaf?
virgin mobile is canadian

>>713730358
Explains it all. He's a shut out who's conditioned himself to think girls don't want him

>>713730424
I think he's in UK.

>>713728882
What type of porn do you enjoy?

>>713730147
>When you see ugly guys or guys below your caliber getting laid, how does it make you feel?

Not bad. Looks are not the only things. I rather envy people who are witty or eloquent than people who look good.

>Are you the type to make excuses rather than look inward and make improvements?

The former.

>>713730201
>Do you consider yourself ugly? Or is it because of your body or social skills?

My looks and body are fine.

>>713730241

Because I have the personality of a wet towel.

>>713728882
Celebrity crush?

>>713730336
Well I'm 19 yr old Virgin too, anything you wish you'd do better when you'd time?

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>>713730336

Face.

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>>713730336

Body.

Are you just a chatty salesman or do you ever try to close the deal? How have your attempts been shut down by women?

How did your LAST attempt at getting laid go and why didn't it happen ?

>>713730530

Used to live in UK. Now back in Germany.

>>713730562

Maryam Mirzakhani

>>713730424
No it's not, only the Canadian division is owned/operated by Bell.

>>713728882
call with GRILS
https://discord.gg/ngj4x7R

join call?

>>713730651
>>713730692
Body and face aren't bad enough for a dead personality not get pussy from dumb bitches. What's up here

>>713730692
If this is actually your body, with some protein whey and at least 1 year of high intensity gym workout you can actually become a Chad.

>>713730791

Usually, women excuse themselves after maybe five minutes and talk to other people. Little bit early to close the deal.

>>713730651
u dont look ugly op. i though you would look like the hunchback of notre dame, but that is not what i expected.
have you ever tried to improve your wet towel like personality

>>713730988

This is my current goal since I have loads of free time anyway. I'm doing a lot of climbing / bouldering though so I have to keep my mass limited.

Do you think it's bc you go to the plate trying to hit a home run instead of just getting on base?

>>713731164
>I have to keep my mass limited.
Fuck that, get huge. You have literally nothing to lose.

>>713731129

Only with shitloads of alcohol. At university, I joined some acting course - most humiliating experience of my life. Same with dance school.

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>>713730651
>>713730692
Haha I'm uglier than you, skinnier (not a word, I know), covered in tattoos, have stretched ears and am a 30 year old dude who gets laid all the time. Wtf is your problem faggot? You live in the Arctic? There's even hot scientists there you can fuck, faggot.

>>713731197

I'm perfectly fine with a 5 / 10.

>>713731269
>You have literally nothing to lose.

Except my ability to get up fucking walls.

>>713731269
>>713731164
If you make only your upper body bigger, you won't get heavy that fast.

>>713731298
>I joined some acting course - most humiliating

That's the fucking point. You can't be a good actor if you're going to be worried about what people are going to think of you. The key is to not give a fuck.

>>713731458

K. I will hit the gym more often.

>>713730861
oh, sorry

>>713731511

Not giving a fuck when acting is easy. Not giving a fuck when trying to act is hard.

>>713729195
what? i dont understand this sentence.

do you get nervous or have a problem with talking to strangers? if yes i would suggest you to check these yt'bers SimplePickup & charismaoncommand. Yeah, you will probably think that they just talk a lot of bullshit. But some of there videos are really helpful and you dont even have to invest money into it. They helped me dude

Who would you prefer your first to be: a grown woman your age or a fresh teen?

>>713731452
>I wanna lift but i dont wanna put on too much mass

You know what, don't waste your time. Enjoy being a 50 year old virgin.

>>713731735
>do you get nervous or have a problem with talking to strangers?

I don't get nervous per se. I just don't know what to say.

>>713731871
their videos can help you with that too dude

>>713728882
how do i explain to my cousin's kid hell never get laid acting the way he does (pissed off all the time at women because he cant get a girlfriend and takes it out on everyone bullying insults etc..) I know someone else exactly like this who is now 30 and pissed off at women because he cant get laid and the only thing he talks about is the good ole days about the girl I hooked him up with when in high school

>>713731943

I will take a look.

>>713732085

No idea.

>>713730559
>My looks and body are fine.
The fact that you're not getting laid tells me you're a fucking liar. Update your wardrobe, start lifting, start eating right.

OP is a virgin because he wants to, not only he's seeking attention but he has the audacity to ignore questions, at least the robots from r9k are honest

>>713732085
Some people are just not capable of self reflection and will forever be stuck in a self destructive mentality. You cannot help them, only yourself.

>>713732375

I posted pics of myself. I don't look bad dude.

>>713732409

Which questions am I ignoring?

>>713732925

There are many people who look worse than I and they get laid regularly. My looks are not the problem.

>>713732943
>1-Last attempt at trying to get laid and why did it fail?

A few weeks, I asked a girl who I see running on the same path as me regularly for her number. She declined politely so no big deal. Beyond that, lots of started conversations on OKC and one or two on Tinder.

>2-Why didn't you pay a prostitute?

Because it would solve the symptom and not the cause.

>3-Have you given up/ do you still have hope?

It changes from day to day according to my general mood.

>>713731868
This guy is on point. We do not need any more newbies working their biceps with 5 kg each with 10 minutes break between each set just to give up after one month.

>>713733415

I'm regularly going to the gym already.

>>713733368
>There are many people who look worse than I and they get laid regularly. My looks are not the problem.
And that's the attitude that's gonna cause you to die a virgin, you're a cuck and don't deserve pity.

>>713733565

Dude, are you trying to troll me? Looks are not that fucking important.

>>713733895
Alright dude. Good luck further.

>>713734228

Thanks, asshole,

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>>713730559
>I rather envy people who are witty or eloquent than people who look good.
You envy confident people? My confidence kicked in when I was 17. What's your issue? Low testosterone? Been bullied or not bullied?

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>>713728882
HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEL!!!??!?!?!?? OH HOW DOES IT FEEEELLL!!?!?? TO BE ON YOUR OOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!

>>713734467
>ou envy confident people? My confidence kicked in when I was 17. What's your issue? Low testosterone? Been bullied or not bullied?

Eloquence != confidence. Inducing confidence (e.g. by doing shitloads of coke from your moms ass) won't make me fucking Cicero.

>>713734483

WITH NO DIRECTION HOME!!!

bump motherfuckers.

>>713728882
OP have you reconsidered an escort? Or is that out of the question for you?

>>713735817

Escort is too expensive. A cheap hooker is preferable.