According to all known laws of aviation...

Don't...

Do it

...there is no way a bee
should be able to fly...

...Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground...

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...The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible...

...Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little...

...Barry! Breakfast is ready!...

...Coming!


Hang on a second...

...Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up...

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Is he really going to do it?

...Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited...

...Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son...

...A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here...

...- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!...

.. Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!...

...- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it...

...Three days grade school,
three days high school...

He's actually fucking doing it

...Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different...

...- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going...

...Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way...

encouragement OP

...I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances...

...- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!...

...Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15...

I guess I should say this is a nice "beme" get it

haha

...That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientatio...

...Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times...

...- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary...

...Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group...

...This is it!


Wow.


Wow...

...We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive...

...Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!...

...- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive...

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

...to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology...

...that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot....

...But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?...

This has to bee the funniest thing on /bee/ today.

...You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try...

...Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make...

...I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees...

...We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example...

Goddamnit OP, keked hard

JUST DO IT!!!

...I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out...

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How far is he going to go?!

...- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow...

...I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back...

...- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!...

You guys did great!


...You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!...

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DAT BOI IS BACK

...- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know...

the absolute madman

DUDEEEEEE
DO IT

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What am i witnessing /b/rothers...i am but a newfag

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>>713724090
You are witnessing the meaning of existence. You fucking newfag

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>>713724288
I understand

Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right...

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bitch better greentext it

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This is the only thread on /b/ right now that is worth the bandwidth used to view it.

...Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it...

...Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant...

This is the thread ive been waiting for my whole life

OP is failing...
>OP is a faggot

...Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them...

Keep it up, OP, I'm edging and will cum so hard.

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.

...What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?...

Haven't seen a thread this good in a long time.

Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

Op is a magnificent bastard

Praise be

>>713718680
OP is a bitch as nigga that's so fat, he gets charged for two seats when he flies.

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!

OP, think of the children

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STOPPPPPPPP

>>713725874
Original.

>>713725874
No he's a god

Op here, the reason I'm taking so long is because i'moved at school right now, I don't wanna get caught.
However...

-We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means...

Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?

...- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one...

...Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around...

...You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me...

...You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!...

...- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny....

...You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!...

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>>713726444
Checked

I want OP to finger my ass.

>>713721496
Kek

...Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!...

...Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud...

...- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day...

...Come on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

kill yourself

...- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!...

...Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice...

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>>713725619
>>713725650
>>713725674
>>713725697
>fuil nam iv cool

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this is my favorite game.

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>>713727517

Need moar of /b/ movie

...- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?...

Lame

is it over..?