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>best way to show dick to my sister besides jacking off with

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>best way to show dick to my sister besides jacking off with the door open
>accidentally send her picture on the phone
post ideas and stories
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drop towel coming outta bathroom
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Take a "nap" on the couch with hard on slipping out of your boxers
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how about don't.
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Take a shower when you know she is there. Wait until you hear her moving or if your house is configured in a way, make an excuse to cross through the room she is in. Get an erection or strong chub and walk into the room, but act surprised she is there all the while just letting it hang out as you casually apologize and tell her how cute she looks.
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my grandparents are also home

one time when i was jerking off i left my door open and she walked past and then she walked past again just after that it seemed like she thought I was jerkin it but she was just making sure
>she definitely saw me stroking my cock
>she wears shorts that are to small so her ass is always out
how wouldyou feel if your sibling accidentally sent you a picture of their dong but it was a nice dong
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>>713711110
how about go to your safespace
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>>713711300
You mean the one you meant to send to Sierra, not sister? Oh Sierra that's, uh, my friends cousin from England...yeah
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>>713710935
put dick over wrist, ask if she wants to see your new watch
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>>713711406
well, believe it or not, some people actually have the same names (wow)
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Wear loose shorts and no underwear, let it hang to one side

Sleep naked
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>>713711492
nice
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When I was 8 years old I used to take showers with my 17 year old brother. He would stroke and lick my pussy and I'd suck his cock and swallow his cum. He would sometimes wake me up at night licking my pussy, and I'd sometimes wake him up at night sucking his cock. It all started when he came into the shower when I was in it saying he didn't realize I was there.
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>>713711567
tits or gtfo
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how old is your sister?
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>>713711567
but i cant do that because shes 17 and im 20
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>>713711567
you were groomed and molested.
get counseling anon
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>>713711682
do you still live at home? do you have your own place?
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>>713711492

kek
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>>713711694
Maybe so, but I enjoyed it all, so don't need counselling.
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>>713711502
Hopefully he has someone with the same name as his sister that he should be sending a dick pick to.
"Why would you be sending a picture of your dick to moms 50 year old best friend?!?"
"4chan told me to"
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>>713711748
we both live with our grandparents just us and gma and gpa. her room is upstairs though its the whole attic so she's up there a lot. the staircase door is in between my door and my grandparents door and the bathroom, theres this one room where all the rooms like come together the house is a circle it's weird. I wanna just send her a dick pic and then tell her to not open it and it was meant for someone else
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don't send pics or leave any evidence, if things get weird you might one day have to explain your actions to others.
just increase the tension, make sure she can see your dick in all it's glory but she must think she is unnoticed.
like after a shower put the towel over you head to dry your hair: she can take a good look.
put a cam on (tablet, laptop, whatever) so you can check wath she did.
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>>713711934
Don t.
All girls have seen this trick at least 10 times by the age of 15
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>>713711934
maybe you need to get out more and meet some other girls
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>>713710935
>silk PJs or boxers /b/
>go commando
>walk around with a semi
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>>713711934
do you communicate well? you could ask for her honest advice, girls that age love such shit, tell her you know this girl, she wants a bit more play but you are insecure about your dick and what girls think of it or like to do. she how she reacts, maybe she'll get curious.
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>>713712518
*see how she reacts
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>>713710935
It s easier than you think
Just show her some funny meme (best if related to her or some old toys you two used to play with) giving her your phone
Obviously the next pic in the gallery should be your dick
80% of the times she will swipe and see it
If not try again
Better if you start doing it without dick pic so you both get accustumed to it (she won t have suspects when you do it with the dick pic and you won t act like the weird sick faggot that you are giving yourself in)
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>>713711934
>>713712275

This op. Dont fuck your chance
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>also post tactics for taking shower vids
>best cameras etc
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she won't be impressed by your dick.
girls that age know that they could see any guy's dick they wanted by just licking their lips and asking.
move along.
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>>713710935
if you are trying to think up ways to show your dick to your sister you have a warped sense of reality. shes not gonna be like totally into it dude. you gotta know that right?
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>>713712729
a brother's dick isn't any dick, OP is going for that extra tension of the forbidden fruit, just like he himself gave in to.
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Start wearing a robe (because winter is coming and you get chilly). Once she gets used to seeing you in it, start wearing it with nothing on underneath. She'll be used to you in it and won't think twice about you walking around with just robe on.

With a loose belt, a hardon has no problem finding a way to peek outside. and Robe belts are notorious for coming undone on their own.
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>>713712729
I agree with you but she s his sister and OP wants to show his dick to her so that (he hopes) she can start thinking about him in a sexual way
Or at least he wants to fap thinking that she saw his dick
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>>713712850
that doesnt make sense.
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>>713712850
likely, OP doesn't socialize with any females other than gran and sis. he needs to get out more.
ask gramps where the whores hang out.
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>>713712966
im with this guy. get out more. then maybe you stop thinking about showing dick to sister.
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Make a Whatsapp group with her and maybe a friendo of her, cousin,etc

Send Dick pick??
Profit??
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>>713712849
you dont know that? maybe shes also attracted to me (im not ugly and Im pretty fit)

>>713712850
this nigga knows whatsup
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>>713713037
>stop thinking about showing dick to sister
^^This

Sounds like grandpa is the one that needs to see your dick. Maybe grandma, too.
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most theories here have a flaw, the "now what?" issue: OP shows his dick, she sees it and moves on, maybe a but confused. So now what? Unlikely that she will throw herself onto it, that's only in the porn we watch.
He can't show his dick 5x a day.
The asking advice thing can work, if she goes Ewwww he can back off and act guilty and sad.
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>>713711567
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>>713712957
For you it s the same to look at a naked woman or your naked mother/sister?
For me no, looking at naked relatives it s disgusting
OP is sick and he knows it
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>>713713135
Op didn t asked for the now what
He just want to show his dick
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>>713713135
>He can't show his dick 5x a day.

With the loose robe strategy he can.

And save the hardon peeks for nightime when they are alone.
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>>713712673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-_oTkmF5I
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>>713713126
> 20 years old
> still lives at home
> no gf
> probably creepy as hell
> sister watched you struggle through puberty
yeah, that the kind of guy she's looking for.
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>>713713167
yes, but in reality such things happen, as long as both want it. /b/ro asked advice, his decision to do it or not.
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>>713712518
This would probably be the best bet.
Say you are super embarrassed but you're my sister and want some honest feedback because you're my sister. You're worried what girls think when they will see it. Can you be honest and tell me what you think?
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>>713713432
he's 20, not 12.
this is a MAN watching to show his dick to a MINOR
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As a bonus strategy to the robe gambit, Christmas is coming, so you can get her a robe as a present.

"Sis,
I saw you looking at my robe so much lately,
I thought maybe I should get you one Just Like Mine, so I could see how you look in one"
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>>713711809
any future children you have, i would not let them be alone with him.
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>>713713635
Wait what? I didn t take that in consideration at all
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all the people that are grossed out obviously do not have a hot relative or are in denial
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>>713710935
If you need help figuring this out, there is no hope for you.

Be fucking creative, faggot
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>we're three years apart, it's not that bad you fucking sjw bernie supporter
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>>713712849
I don't think he does know that. I think this guy watches too much incest porn and has a distorted grasp of reality.

Typical for 25 year old faggots who still live in their moms basement.
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>>713713903
>>we're three years apart, it's not that bad you fucking sjw bernie supporter

We're gonna need pics for reference....
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>>713713803
Do you know about evolution? People who wanted to fuck their relatives where mostly erased by the gene pool because they had weak descendants
Even royals died because of that
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why do fuckinng white people want to fuck their sisters so much

i swear this is why yall are so pink and inbred

that shits nasty. my sister is literally not a sexual object at all to me because im genetically sound and not a sick white fuck
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>>713713903
it matters to the law.
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>>713713698

This is actually pretty good idea OP. It makes a connection between you and her. Plus you're giving her an item that touches her naked skin.
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>>713710935
Hey fag. Story time
This is what i used to do..not to my sister. But sisters friend. Must have been around 15ish at the time. She qas 18 She basically lived with us..
So most of the time it was just me and this girl in the house. Family would come and go. Always by ourselvea afterschool.. sister had netball or someshit. Cant remember.
But i used to go for a shower when it was just us. Leave the door open a bit. Jack off for a bit. So i had a semi. And go put loose as fuck shorts on. Like rugby /soccor shorts. No undies. And go sit next to her matching tv or whatevs. And every now an again id pull the shorts up .bit by bit. Until the head of my cock was showing. Nothing ever happened. But she was always looking. Eventually she started havingshowers before me and leaving the doot open.
Few times i jokingly said i could see her through the window when i was taking the rubbish out. So she started leaving the window open..
We had a big property and 6ft fence..
One day i walked past and she saw me..
Takeapicturejpeg. I just said need my deodarant walked in while she was taking a shower. Nothing weird.
Sat down on the lounge like usual. She wearing short shorts. No bra. Loose top..
She asked if i was a virgin.. yes.. only 15 she 18.. showed me her pussy .touched my dick. Touched her pussy.. made out..
That was it..
Not really much happened after that.
Couple groping and kissing sessions. But thats about it.
Never got to fuck her... would have loved to lose my v-card to her..
Lost my v-card to hot blonde surfer girl.. pumping away. And she told me it wasnt even in her pussy... mfw..
But thats another story
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>>713714065
lonely fucks mainly.
because their sister is the only girl they have around them.
meanwhile the sister can't wait to get out of the house
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OP when is the last time you got laid?
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>>713714139
Sorry about the spelling .. on mobile..
Just thought you could do something like that op
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here's her ass
still think it's wrong?
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>>713714338
>still think it's wrong?

No. Fat chicks need love too...
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>>713714305
i dont have a problem getting laid, i just really want to bang my sister
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>>713714338
she looks so fat from that angle
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>>713714065
It's odd. I can stumble across some "brother sister" incest porn and it kinda turns me on bc of the taboo.

But the thought of actually getting down with my sister is so fucking weird. I know those are actors and that shit isn't real. As soon as my sister pops into my head, boner is fucking gone.
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>>713714408
you didn't answer the question.
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>>713714338
I reckon go for it op.. if shes lying like that on the couch. Just walk up sit next to her. And lean in on her bum.with her legs on you.. start running her back..
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>>713714483
Rubbing
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>>713714417
not fat, just chubby. curvy, big tits.
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"Hey sis, I know this is really awkward but I have a problem... down there. I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor about it but I think I have a rash on my penis. I know this is weird but... could you take a look? Oh god, I feel so stupid for asking! I had no right to put you in this position, I'm just so scared!" *pause*

You may be able to ram it in her mouth if she bends down to look but that'd pretty much end having a normal brother-sister relationship.
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>>713714592

Looks healthy would bang. Post more.
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Introduce her to /b/ then start a dick rate thread
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>>713710935
Is pic related?
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>>713714677
good idea. show us your dick OP
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>>713714592
Too fat
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>>713714759
jesus fucking christ, is this your first time on the internet?
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tell her to check out pics of something on your phone and have a dick pick lined up a few swipes down
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>>713713635
>a MINOR
>a MINOR
>a MINOR
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>>713714592
Well. Post her panties.
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>>713712850
>a brother's dick isn't any dick
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>>713713635
>he's 20, not 12.

Where did OP say she was 12?
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you'd be better off getting a gf and having her go down on your sister.
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>>713714139
What's the point of your story?
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>>713714984
wondering if his dick looks okay is not something a grown man would say, that's something a 12 yr old would ask
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>>713714982
thats the whole point of this thread
I'm trying to safely find out if she indeed wants that brotherly dicking
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>>713711567
I know its b8, but i got an erection
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>>713714648
Stop watching so much hentai. You should japanese people have no idea about sex. So cringey.
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>>713714592
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>>713714065
Your sister looks like the asshole of a warthog. I wouldn't be attracted to that either anon. Beastiality is illegal most places
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>>713714802
Que?
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>>713715152
Well, if you "fall asleep" on the couch next to her and that robe opens up on it's own while you're sporting a full hardon, you can get a reaction and still have plausible deniability.

Hidden cam would be a nice touch so you can save that moment for prosperity.
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>>713714592
more pics anon, she looks like she could be pretty hot
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>>713711694
>This fucking nigger

>i know knothing about anything but i will tell you my opinion anyways.
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>>713714338
OMG, your sister is the pig on the right!

Kill yourself.
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>>713715412
she's definitely hot. i posted all i got
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Rape is the solution anon.
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>>713710935
WHO'S THE CHICK ON THE LEFT, ANON?
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>>713715436
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>>713714592
>>713714338
I will politely ask for more pictures.

"please moar"
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>>713715541
>i posted all i got

Then you're a lame beta. If you were really crushing on your sister, you'd have shots of cleavage, etc.

You don't even deserve a pity fuck from her.
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>>713715411
"S-sorry I had a hard-on and wasn't trying to hide it at all, sis-chan."
Dumb!
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>>713715723
lol sis-chan
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>>713715541
if any don't have to courage to show internet strangers your dick, you won't have the courage to show your sister
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>sleep naked with the door unlocked
downside is you parents/other siblings might see it
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pop quiz: name another female, other than your sister and grandma, that you have spoken to in the last 48 hours.
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>>713715672
she doesnt wear any low cut shirts or show cleavage idk why she has great tits, but she always has that ass on display like uuughghghhhhh when she just wears panties I can see the outline of her pussy through them jesus christ
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>>713715821
upside is grandma might see.
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>>713715772
ive posted my dick on the internet plenty of times you faggot
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>>713715936
yet not here. why are you so bashful?
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just a little peek
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please
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well how do you think she'd like it
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>>713714592

MAN THE ..no wait
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>>713716234
you're nasty OP
why would you show strangers your dick?
what's wrong with you?!?
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>>713715900
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now show your sister this thread and she'll see your dick. problem solved!
> you're welcome motherfucker
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>>713715900
I'm just mad you were holding out on the pics though bro. theres got to be more right??? her ass is asking for a dick drilling
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i was thinking about just emailing it to her because i know she checks her email. i just really want her to know what my cock looks like. I want her to see my boner
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>>713716499
theres a lot but they literally all look the same, that's why i said i posted all i have
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>>713714592
>T-t-thicc

Nah, seriously nigga that's too thick
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>>713716631
might as well post them though right? theres a reason why you yourself took so many lol
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>>713716234
First off, manscape that shit. Second kys...your obviously dirty trailer park white trash. You and your fat ass sister should be hung.
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why do you still live at home?
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>>713711492
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>>713716840
>hair on pussy
>instnatly unfuckable
>double standards
>triggered
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>>713714139
You still have the shower pic? You should post it.
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Buy (or have one made) one of the joke calendars with Penis Inspection Day on it.

Let her see you taking Flash photograph pics of your dick as she passes by your room while you listen to loud music on your headphones. Don't face your doorway directly, allow her the option to stop and watch without being noticed. Record her by using another, possibly older phone, or set up a hi def USB webcam or 4K action recorder. The recording's music as heard coming from your headphones and the video's timing of the flashes will let you know when she was watching.

Make a video of your cock for an Internet "GF" / manager and leave a DVD in your DVD playing of your cock and then pretend to chat with her on the phone and talk about how many copies she can sell for you if you make more. Let her Keep the DVD if she steals it.

You can Author the DVD to have a menu system with an innocuous holding video and a menu selection that requires someone to work a tiny bit to get your pics or video. Let it have a lo-res lo data rate video squished down to make room for Your vid and pics.

Make sure you record yourself jacking off onto her panties or onto her bed and whispering her name sweetly and asking her if she likes presents. Say that you want to taste her sweet softnesses and that you'd never hurt her and want to protect her from th world.
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>>713715581
kek
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>>713716971
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>>713714338
I saw this earlier in a creep thread... still like cunming on that ass?
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>>713717055
okay guys im doing it i'll come back with results
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>>713717227
God speed op
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>>713710935
Can't believe how long it took for me to find out there's a video of this.
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>>713714592
>not fat, just chubby
that's fucking obese m8, what do you think qualifies as fat?
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>>713717360
IS this a nerd fantasy or something ?
trust me, you dont want to show your parts to your sister
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>>713717459
if this was your sister and you wouldnt bang then you are a liar
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>>713717227
>>713715900
bruh drop the pics before you leave wtf man
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>>713717459
I was referring to op's pic, the chick bending over? There's a video of it.
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>>713710935
Is that ur sister?
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>>713717691
kek
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>>713717459
My little sister was 2e years younger than me. Used to play corpse or naptime, would be groped or fondled thru my underpants. There's nothing ever like having little hands squeezing you out of curiosity and continuing along your length with surprise and then determining how your cock ends by squeezing and poking and then peering at it intently. Even back then I could pulse it like it was alive and might bite. Also the tight smooth skin of growing puffynips is nearly translucent
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>>713717644
>>713717644
so, you clearly dont have a sister

creep, what a sad life u must have
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>>713717957
dude if you really had a sister, you parents at least should have taught you to respect her, if you didnt learn it on your own.
love comes before your "sexual needs", damn you're so fucking pathetic
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>>713717644
Stuffed and mounted like a trophy in the laundry room
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>>713717968
i have a sister, i posted her ass in this thread
>>713718065
my parents are divorced and I was molested
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>>713718065
kek what are you doing in an incest thread then? sperg
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>>713718065
>whiteknighting this hard on a thread about sister sex
>expecting us to not believe it's bait
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>>713718065
Nothing sexual ever happened.
There's a difference between curiosity and killing the cat. No kittens were damaged during the making of this Film.
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>>713718192
i came here to shitpost, like everyone else
i understand that's only a fantasy, but OP is asking for tips to molest her sister, and that makes me sick
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>>713718065
You should show more respect for women in general. Hillary should have won. They female should rule the world. Us men, you and I, the others in thread, should all become submissive. They only need us for cum. They make better choices and are smarter. This is not bait!
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>>713718466
it's not molesting if she likes it
if she didnt want to see me jerking off she'll try to forget about it and make sure itdoesn't happen again
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>>713718543
r u b8??
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>>713718466
>not thinking molesting is hot

what are you doing on /b/?
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>>713711567
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>>713718633
it saiz no b8 m8
>muzt buh troo
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>>713718065

>2k+16
>Not fucking your sister

What are you gay?
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>>713719091
This anon knows what's up.
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>>713711110
nearly quints
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post more pics of your sisters ass !
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>>713717644
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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