Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Previous:>>713697422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
dead
>>713706973
I love you too
I am sort of dissapointed my self proclaimed obsessor only stuck around for one thread.
Then again, I might have just bored him.
Sameji is awake
Doing shitty edits in photoshop
Im tired, lonely and a mess
send help
>>713708814
i can't even help myself
>>713708814
I'm sorry, will a hug help?
*hug*
>>713708925
Feels bad man
>>713709039
Kinda. I post on these breads to escape that sad reality
>>713708321
Oy vey Tsun Yun, that's anti Semitic.
>>713709889
nicotine and alcohol help
>>713709889
Life isn't sad, it's all we've got
>>713710160
Im already drunk but I have no more snus
Motherfucking CLAIMED
>>713710414
time for cigarettes or snuff, or just go all out and find some heroin
Nenecchi get!
>>713710414
That's pretty cute fam
>>713710434
This as well
>>713710460
Chen is also a cute
>>713710131
Got a problem with that jew lover?
カラミチーマス
>>713710381
Maybe life isnt sad but humans can be
>>713710489
I have cigarettes too but I dont like them very much
>>713710561
cuteness is justice
>>713710587
Uh
A little bit I guess
No bully pls
>>713710684
Fucking cute/10
You guys are posting some really nice pics right now
>>713710756
better than nothing
>>713710756
Humans are shit, 2D a best
>You will never tickle those ears
Why even live
>>713710765
Forgot my pic
>>713710131
Cute
>>713709889
I do too
>>713710846
>You will never tickle those ears
STOOOP pls
>>713710765
Because you ask so nicely
What about some Christmas spirit
Back from therapist....
>>713710861 (Yui)
No u
>>713711026
They need to be tickled, but it's impossible
Life is suffering
>>713711080
It's only the 1st but sure
>>713711248
Why does she have a horn and (dumb) flail? I like her smile though
>>713711336
Privyet tovarish
>>713711381
How'd it go?
>>713711336
Hi Mizore
>>713711381
So?
>>713711405
The anime would explain that.
>basically she's a demon twin.
>the flail is her weapon
>>713711459
>>713711405
He was surprised.
However he did say it wasn't "really bad"
I told him that I'm not going to leave this and he wants me to limit my time online even though that's all my free time
What should I do about that?
>>713711405
Never too early for Christmas
>>713711913
Demons should not be as cute and sweet looking as her, and the flail is really dumb but OK.
>>713712097
Spend your free time doing something else I guess, maybe play some vidya, pick up a hobby or just go for a walk
What was he surprised about? I don't remember talking to you before so I don't know what you mean, sorry.
>>713712274
Even in June?
>>713712281
He was surprised by my collage he made me bring in...
>>713712097
I guess just listen, come on here for your limit, pick up a hobby. Practice drawing or writing.
>>713712631
Of?
>>713712749
I don't think I'll be able to sit all day and try to draw...
It's hard for me to concentrate on something like that.
Any other recommendations?
>>713712939
Kurome
>>713713449
read a book, play video games, take up drugs, drive around aimlessly, buy a pellet gun and take pot shots at squirrels
>>713713449
Ah, of course. I'd say listen to him and listen to >>713713772 and just find something else to do for most of your free time.
>>713713966
Creepy pic
>>713712351
>Never too early
What part do you not understand?
Virginity Defense Force
>>713713966
Hi Misaki
>>713714073
The thing is this is my only interaction with other people.
The only two friends I have are over an hour away.
>>713715337
Hey Haruhi, what's up with you?
>>713714300
This pic is doing things to my pants
>>713715337
So go make some friends, maybe pick up a hobby and make friends there
>>713715337
human interaction is overrated
>>713712281
Well, she's a demon. A really cute demon.
>>713715511
It is because of people like you I can't post that image
cut me yuno
here
>>713710131
Good, fuck the kikes
>>713716019
alice is a kike
>>713716057
No she isn't, and if I was I'd report myself to the nearest concentration camp
>>713716057
hence he wants to fuck the kikes.
>>713716175
gross
>>713716208
oh i see
Almost any monster girl by kenko cross
>>713715548
This is true
>>713715573
You brought this on yourself
>>713715688
Hey Smug
>>713716019
Why do you hate my raifu?
>>713716422
Because she's a fucking kike, and should be gassed
>>713716560
But she's amazing!
>>713716818
Hey Yuuki
>>713715510
It's... Alright
>>713715511
It's not easy for me
People tend to avoid me but I don't even do anything to make then do so
>>713716422
I'm gonna have to ask you not to fap to Yuno
>>713716422
hi. they are removing cement from my yard
>>713716922
How's it going Galil?
>>713716930
Everything go great with your therapist?
>>713716930
If Es can make of friends then you definitely can
>>713717080
I wouldn't, don't worry. Plus I'm at work anyway
>>713717133
Why?
>>713717217
It's going pretty good, my cold is now just a little cough.
I don't know about you guys but...
>>713717674
to put in new cement
>>713717674
Good to hear! I've been suffering from some cough or something, every now and again I'll have a coughing fit.
>>713717489
Not the word i would use
>>713718057
Oh, of course.
Why new cement though?
>>713718067
Yeah on Monday I was coughing real bad for like 2 minutes straight, my throat felt like it just got fucked by sandpaper, now as long as I take a sip of water every so often I'm perfectly fine. Hope you feel better soon, what's up besides that though?
Faggots.
>>713718312
don't lie you would love to fug me with bug cums
>>713718162
Well I'm sorry. Do you still think he's helping you?
>>713718266
Not much, just hanging out and playing some guitar. I finished school for the day a couple of hours ago.
>>713718701
yuiiiiiii*hugs*.jpg
>Be me
>Stomach fails to digest food
>Get dizzy, paranoid and fall on floor
>In a complete daze rushed to the hospital
>Spend the next several weeks trying to explain to nurses how food and me don't mix
>Stuck waiting for stomach doctor to arrive and x-ray me
>Given digestive enzymes I could easily bought on my own
>Sent back home
Life is peachy.
>>713718453
I think he's trying but I'll talk about it later when Kurome is here to hear it
>>713718461
Neato, you any good? You got yourself a nice sexy guitar?
>>713718701(Yui)
Hey there Yui!
>>713719026
You can't digest food correctly?
>>713718789
>>713719135
Hi
>>713719135
I'm...decent. I can play a few songs in their entirety, but not good at solos or improvising. I have the same guitar as Yui, but mine is an Epiphone, not a Gibson (so a step down in quality).
>>713719026
I thought you were dead or jailed.
>>713717674
Just making sure
>>713719262
asgoodasadaycangetwhenyou'reneet,youbackfromclassesnowiguess?*cuddles*.jpg
>>713719378
hug me homo
You know what's great about pokemon go?
You can play it everyday
>>713719026
Been worried sick about you, mate.
Assuming you are the Sarisa.
>>713719113
Your filenames are distressing me
>>713719262
What's the point of the birdcage
>>713719300
I don't know what Yui has though, I didn't even know Yui had a guitar. What even makes a good guitar?
>>713719481
You fucker
>>713719506
I am he. Thanks for your concern. How are you?
>>713718266
because its all cracked and they want new cement
>>713718312
Godspeed the little voice of truth and reason remained in this thread.
>>713719602
oi oi oi! You trying to start a fite?!
>>713719506
Faggot.
Go back to the discord.
>>713719026
DUDE IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY
>>713719655
A fucking whole lot better now.
Besides that I have been pretty well.
>>713719876
^^ What this smug shit-head said.
>>713719655
>>713719876
I've been a lot better to be honest, Smug. My health has been slowly declining for the past three years, and a few weeks ago it caused me all kinds of hurt. How are you?
>>713719884
I'm sorry I worried you.
>>713719809
Concern forced me to post nigga.
>>713719300
Cute guitar
>>713719461
No not yet.
>>713719602
I dunno, I didn't draw it. Looks cute in full pic I guess
>>713719602
Yui from K-On! has this guitar. It's one of the most recognizable and high valued guitars. Guitars are as good as the quality of parts put in them, who it's made by, etc.
Gibson Les Paul's are really high quality and have a beautiful tone. They start in the thousands for their price. Epiphone is a subsidiary of Gibson, and they make Les Paul model guitars endorsed by Gibson, but they aren't as high quality. Mine is about $500 new. There are some guitars that can cost as low as $100, but they're really bad tone and quality wise.
>>713720054
It's a fantastic guitar. Also
>wtf is with the body of the guitar in that picture?!
>>713720035
Don't be. I am just all sorts of relieved that you're okay, dude.
What are discord newfags doing here?
>>713720123
Yea, I just saw that now.
Theres a quality one
>>713719691
Who cares how the ground looks, it's the ground, I don't get this.
>>713719759
POST UP NIGGA
>>713719876
Smuggers!
>>713720054
>That face
Cuuuuuute
>>713720066
Damn that's a nice guitar, if I had any sort of talent with guitars at all I'd get one of those for sure
>>713719481
ALL DAY LONG
>>713720054
allminethatsoundslewdyuipostwer.Iwouldpreferjustcuddles.jpg
>>713720187
discord is dead hes fucking dead or something
>>713720187
Caring about other newfags they've met online.
>>713719996
You fucking wot, dr. Pepper ?
>>713720035
Please get well soon dude. Im doing fine. Bored at work though
>>713720172
I've been home for a few days, now. Just too out of heart to crawl back into the social pipeline, yet. I'm frustrated. I feel like I'm not getting anywhere, and doctors aren't offering me any magic cures. I guess it's back to just existing and coping.
>>713720311
Desert fox
>>713720252
Ah, much better. Such a beaut!
>both the guitar and Yui
>>713720311
Well, I would recommend you learn to play before shelling out $500+ on a guitar. My first guitar was a cheapo acoustic guitar I got at a pawn shop
>>713720378
How is everyone else doing?
>>713719602
i didn't change those since I'm on my phone.
>>713720460
<3
Its always nice knowing you won't call Galil a cat
>>713720497
I know how to play (enough anyway), I just have no talent at all with them, I can't play for shit.
>>713720583
Alrifht then, if you say so.
>>713720583
>i dont want you to go through what i did we need sachiposter
What did you mean by this?
>>713720541
Pretty well. Some have switched but you'll know who they are by personality
>>713720541
Better than you.
I hope you die of ulcer
>>713719026
>Stomach fails to digest food
What is that? Gastroparesis?
>>713720792
Cause she isn't a cat
>>713719026
SARISA
WELCOME BACK
>prinz
>>713720417
Don't feel too out of heart, mangorita. You still have a lot to look forward to.
I am glad I caught this before I had to take off to work. I look forward to seeing you in the circle again soon.
>>713720837
Kill yourself.
>>713720311
well we wont have to walk over mud but besides that yeah
>>713720878
Prinz
Please stip disappointing your family.
Faggot.
Haruhi if you're still hanging around I'll be on later as always, I'll just be lurking until the usual time (9-10 EST)
>>713720818
Sounds like everyone is up to their old tricks. Bless them.
>>713720878
I love and missed you so much. I'm so sorry things happened the way they did. I thought about you guys all the time.
My stomach finally reached the point of not breaking down, at all. These digestive enzymes they gave me are a helping, I admit. But still, I'm not back on my feet, yet.
How have you been?
>>713715533
lol
>>713720799
Old filename........
http://www.armslist.com/posts/6160361/dallas-texas-rifles-for-sale--custom-ar-556-must-see
I'm fucking ded guys, ded. My sides have been obliterated.
>>713720863
Tell that to Suika and Mizore, they're bullies and always call her one
>>713721063
Do you not wear shoes when you go outside? If not you shouldn't complain about walking in mud honestly, that's some bitch ass shit right there.
>>713720311
>that face
Cuuuuute
>>713720321
Not lewd, just meaning that you can talk to me without pauses
>>713721083
But what if I like doing that
>>713721132
Oh my God Sari I missed you too. Don't worry about it buddy! Im just so glad you're back.
I've been alright! Been real busy with stuff but it's fiiine.
>tight hugs
>>713721051
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump in your pool of sadness.
All you have is friends over the internet, from a chatroom.
You lonely fag.
>>713720941
I'll see you around. Thanks again for your concern. Take care, my friend.
>>713721286
>If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump in your pool of sadness.
That is a terrible analogy.
>>713721095
I'm always on
I have nothing else
>>713721414
I'm sorry efigy:(
>>713721196
when was it from?
>>713721244
eitherwaythatmakesmehappy*cuddles*.jpg
it sounded slightly lewd
>>713721244
No you
>>713721095
So being cute behind the scenes?
>>713721132
We need you to baby sit us again if anything lmao. Hmmm
>>713721220
Hmmm. Idk about that. Doubt they'll listen
>>713721265
Post pic please. I wanna share the hug pic again
>>713720878
youre not prinz anymore you fucking heretic faggot
Maybe chen was actually right
>>713721474
What is there to apologize for?
>>713721552
I know. People just recognize me as prinz though.
>>713721547
Sure thing smuggles
>hugs
>>713721220
i didnt but im saying thats all that would be to gain from repaving
>>713721617
Chen is always right.
>>713721552
Megumi
>>713721617
bout what
>>713721552
Such brave words coming from someone who posts anonymously. I have more courage in my pinky than you have in your whole body, anon.
But please, do keep it up. I need a good laugh, and you're today's joke. :')
>>713721547
I can do that. Count me in. I missed you, Smug. You're still my favorite nigga.
>>713721678
Close enough
>>713721678
I missed seeing that purple hair.
Umph!
>>713721780
Sarisa, stop trying to seem tough when you're dying/in pain, you huge faglord.
>>713721780
And you're my favorite boo boo ;)
discord REEEEE
>>713721812
I don't remember the hug pic sorry smuggles n~n
>>713721892
I missed your umpfs! And the Oh mys hehe~
>long awaited hugs
>>713721780
>he wrote that much towards someone who only insulted his friend online
KEK
The definition of TRIGGERED everybody, hahahaha stop taking everything so hard
Is just a thread, not a dick
invite me to discord
only oldfags get invited you newfag
discord killed thread
>>713721722
About faggotry
Please consider suicide if you are in any sekrit club
thanks~
Chen was right
People just feel lonely, they are mot here for their waifus, they are here to talk and forget about their miserable lifes and loneliness
God bless that faggot
>>713721547
Because they're bullies
>>713721688
I guess.
We've been talking about this for 30 minutes now
>>713721892
Super cute pic
>>713721475
A few days ago
>>713721955
Boo Boo, my love! Thou hast been away for too long.
>>713722023
You go pro with that Smash Bros. Melee, yet?>Big hug
>>713722225
have we? ive been playing games and popping in after rounds
>>713722199
It's funny because you were in a Discord aswell
Did you quit it just so you could say that people in them are faggots?
>>713722309
Sariiiii I wish! I'm still improving on my jigglypuff. I just bought Pokémon sun so it ve been taking a break and focusing on that.
>>713722309
>he doesnt have anything to say so he doesn't reply
kek pussy ass faggot
tommorow you're dying, don't try to seem tough anymore, sissy bitch
>>713722406
Who do you think you are talking to?
>>713721475
Makes me happy that you are still here
<3
>>713722406
oh shit you got me dude
looks like i been found out
>>713722560
notreallythattiredrightnow.Doubtiwillbegoingtosleepsoon.jpg
Makes me happy you haven't left <3
>>713722065
>only oldfags get invited you newfag
Not true.
I wanna be the little spoon.
>>713722412
I'm back in Discord. Oh, Pokemon Sun! Nice. Who you choose for a starter?
>>713722597
>>713722691
>>713722721
>Spaming with a trip
>>713722023
Maybe when i get home. These ads will eat all my time
>>713722118
I wonder which anon this could be
>>713722225
Perhaps
>>713722309
M'lady. I haveth long waited for thee
>shinoa