what's your sexual fantasy?

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>>713706060
Having my aunt ride my dick all night.
>pic related

My best friend telling me she's in love with me while I cum inside of her.

Spoiler: she's not. 50/50 she'll let me fuck her, though.

>>713706200
having sex with his aunt

>>713706906
top kek

>>713706200
>>713706200
fucking this anons aunt

my two aunts and cousins in a rape line

>>713706906
watching this guy fuck that guys aunt

To be eating my girlfriends pussy while a guy shoots a load in my ass.

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>>713707061
watching his uncle walkin in on his aunt having sex with 2 dudes and 1 other random dude watching his aunt

>>713706060
OMG YOU FILTHY PEDO. THIS BOY WILL BE MENTALLY WRECKED FOR LIFE!

>>713707117
this

>>713707061
watching this guy fucking that guy while that guy fucks his aunt

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>>713707061
cutting open a newborn and fucking its tiny pussy while watching this guy watching that guy watching tye guy fucking his anut

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Being my little sisters toilet slave.

I want her to shit and piss in my mouth, and step on my little cock in order to "flush" and make me swallow.

I'd also have to lick her clean after.

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>>713707243

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>>713707283

>>713706060

Me and another guy both dressed as colonel sanders spitroasting a midget that's wearing a chicken suit.

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>>713707231
They're under the floorboards!!!

>>713706060
to rape my GF's 12y old cousin, i know shes too young but she hits on me so much and it turns me on, she already has such a perfect ass, i wanna bang it so bad!

Me, alone, with a very clean, very horny stallion, and a video camera and lots of drugs, and surviving the violent ass raping that horse is gonna give me.

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I'm a cuck.

I've had a crush on this girl for two years. I only allow myself to jerk of to pictures of her that have been cocked by hung guys. I imagine her ordering me to suck the cock to her it ready for her. Then I'd have to watch him fuck her, and then lick the cum out of her pussy and ass, and lick her juices of his cock. That would be my reward.

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>>713707316
we're gonna need more pics anon. for science.

>>713706060
Get a bunch of guys with 8+inch dicks, everyone enters inserts their dicks into each other's ass's, we form a circle connecting dick to ass. We all cum at the same time. The simultaneous orgasms of penis, prostate and schincter release massive sexual energy. The circle traps the energy summoning richard Simons and forming his a new body. His power is unlimited, his home workouts supreme. I bow before him dick covered in shit, as hole dripping cum. He passes judgement over me. "You are worthy" he hands me his newest workout vhs. I begin the road to transcendence.

>>713707243
fucking this guys little sister while watching that other guy watch the guy fucking the first guys aunt

>>713706060
sauce?!

I want to fuck my stepmother...

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fucking my older sister

>>713707760
More pics man ples

>>713707243
You're a potty mouth and I'm telling your sister.

>>713707760
Hot sister you have there...

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what would you do to her?

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>>713707316

Too old

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shit down loli Chloe's tits
rub my shitty ass down her face
feel her hot little tongue cleaning my rectum out

>>713707456

Horsing around too much can result in bruises or worse.

>>713707760
Is she trying to rip off yen?

>>713706060
more!!

>3 cute loli girls in school uniform
>black tights
>pale skin, small tits, slim, nice long legs
>go someplace kinda public where there's a chance we'll get caught
>they slowly strip each others clothes off in front of me
>just down to panties
>one walks over to me
>unbuttons my jeans
>looks straight in my eyes while her hand slips into my pants
>as soon as she touches my dick I cum and start farting

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>>713706060
are you the mom, the boy, or the chick in this fantasy OP? or that guy in the back ground?

>>713708033
are you me?

>>713708033
kek for klassics

>>713708033
checked and keked

>>713706060
Sauce???

>>713706060
Are there more of this? Asking for a mate

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To cum all over and in my sisters pussy


(Her ex boyfriend sent me this)

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>>713706060
It used to be getting seduced by my mom, but that changed to just the concept of motherly incest. As my mom has kinda gone down hill.
Pic related. Me mum.

But I think it's also broke down to just being willfully raped by an older woman.

I also have a thing for feet.

But to be honest I have a metric fuck tonne of them. Takes me like two hours and 30 different fetishes just to get off anymore.

>>713708033
this made me laugh and spit coffee on my monitor, thanks anon

>>713708033
I bet you like pink floyd.

>>713707496
no thats not a cuck anon. youre a piece of shit loser. In order to be a cuck you have to be fucking her first you fucking faggot. you are the most disgusting waste of flesh alive

>>713706060
Sauce pls !!!

>>713707305
No you didnt

go back in time and have sex with myself when I was 15

>>713708434
nice

>>713706060
Fucking sauce? God damn

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Hogwarts bisexual orgy

>>713708728
Bitch, are you retarded?

Actually being gay

I'm a cuck but want to see my straight friends be dominated in front of me.

>>713709000
Same.
Had this dude offer to blow me on whisper after I missed a flight.
Would have done it too, but my friend pick me up from the airport too quickly and I'd rather him not know. So we just ended up sending pics and vids on kik.
I was kinda hoping to explore my homosexuality.
Pics of traps get me off, but purely gay dudes really don't, and I wanted to see if it was different in person.

>>713709000
>checked

>>713708491
>It used to be getting seduced by my mom
you aren't a native speaker? the word seduced makes it seem like she hit on you. Are you from latin america? your mom looks too hot for being from the USA or Europe

>>713707933
Would probably do the sex. In the missionary position. May even go wild and put one leg on my shoulder. Not two though.

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watch a bunch of fat dirty smelly homeless guys raping Willow Smith in front of her brother

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>>713709317
Lizarddom sexting rp

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>>713709304
Perfect for you

>>713707610
Only cake will drive him out

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being a baby inside my sister's womb while a bunch of guys take turns fucking her then she gives birth to me and I slide out covered in strangers' cum and she licks me clean then breastfeeds me

>>713709287
No, native speaker.
Been up 36hrs, so that may be part of it.
Lived all over the US so I've picked up lots of different ways of speaking.
Mom was born in Wisconsin, and grew up a navy brat.
I think what I meant by seduced, was I wanted her to come on to me and I'd fake reluctantly give in.
I used to give her foot massages when I was real young. Prolly why I have a foot fetish.

>>713709497
seek help

>>713707157

jumping in on this when it's evolved to the point of a necro-nazi-orgy

>>713707760
Wow, your sister is pretty

>>713709497
Same just id be born by a chav instead sis. Kik me to chat more teen.angie

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>>713707760

sister here.
I'd rather not.

>>713708619
Momentary Relapse Of Reason my nigga

>>713707157
Sucking this guy while he watches his uncle walkin in on his aunt having sex with 2 dudes and 1 other random dude watching his aunt

>>713709675
I know this isn't true, but I really want it to be.

Be a woman and get fucked
Alternatively be able to dress up to look remarkably like a woman and get fucked up the ass

Fucking all my cousins and sisters while my mom is watching

>>713708129
this is /b.
In the fantasy, it's the boy.
In reality, it's always the guy in the background.

>>713706060
FUCKING SAUCE RIGHT NOW FFS OP

>>713709700
You're exactly what the loli rape van is looking for.

>>713709563
I also have this fetish where I just want to show people my cock.
The thought pops up in my mind all the time to just whip it out. But I know what the consequences would be, so reason usually wins over.

Lesbian porn, except one is tall and the other short.

I'm able to find some videos of it, but most of it is just softcore-tier.

to be dominated by a slim latino twink who makes me worship his feet and leave bite marks all over my body whilst telling me how much of a useless slut i am

>>713707760
lol nice try

>>713706060
Being 2 meter tall tartigrade crushing a wowan that is giving a birth to a dead child with the down syndrome under myself while some machines try to chop me to pieces with a giant cheese knife.
All that is happening inside an UFO abduction beam at night in Texas with no people to be found.

Touching my straight friend when he sleeps, i asked him once if i could do it but he refused, so now i do it while hes "sleeping" but hes fully awake pretending to sleep and that gets me off so bad, he even moves my hand towards his big stiff cock when he thinks im heavily sleeping

my penis being stolen and everybody seeing I have no penis and making fun of me

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>>713707760
not your sister. I know Eve. but yeah, an understandable fantasy.

>>713709433
holy fuck, MOAR!!! that asshole looks so yummi. would give her an enema and when its clean lick da shit out of it before i slam my cock into it.

>>713707760
fucking anons older sister
ass-raping while she's tied up

she looks like she's into bdsm

post more pics anon

>>713706060
Anyone know were to find straight shota cartoons?

>become live in sissy baby diaper slave of an older daddy type
>bathroom is off limits
>slowly become incontinent
>have to suck his dick for a diaper change

Suck milk from two huge breasted women at the same time.

>>713710036
this is honestly one of my biggest fantasies as well, do u have kik

>>713707305
Oddly specific

>>713710105
danbooru

But idk if you'll get them.
I paid $20 for access to the lolis and other stuff.

>>713710207
I dont think I can talk to somebody about it, I'm sorry I'm too ashamed

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I want to turn myself into a trap and then do a bunch of really gay shit with another trap.
Pic sorta related, shit looks like it would be cute and fun.

>>713706060
actually having sex for once

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I would become a pornstar, and a nano-second after I came on my actresses' face, I would freeze time and take a break.

Ages would past like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time again, taking a break...

After centuries, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the worlds largest and most unexplainable money shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba the hut-type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours long cumshot.

BONUS: My hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning grey and whitee at the same time.

People would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for milleniums to come.

>>713706472
ahh, to be 11 again...

>>713706060
To take a shut when there is no toilet paper left, so I have to go to the store 2 miles away with my pants down, and buy some.
When I approach the clerk, she offers me to help me and she then proceeds to wipe my ass with her bare hands and uniform.
Not into shit tho

>>713710258
Shit, ah well gonna check it out anyway thanks bro

having sex with a woman before i die

This is why I love /b/
Just getting to talk about my fucked up fetishes really relaxes me.
I have a fantasy of telling my friends and family about all my fantasies. And then just going absolutely hedonistic and acting them out.

>>713710375
old pasta is ancient

>>713710328
Same

>>713706060
Have sex.

>>713709895
Wish you were here

>>713710207
>>713710036

Here s something related

g.e-hentai.org/g/201214/802cebfca8/

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>>713710079
How old are you? Just curious, and sure here you go

>>713706060
Wanting to print something and it turns out everything works out without any problems.

I came.

>>713710411
dreamy...

>>713710299
i'd be just as ashamed, but it'd be hot talking about our fantasy together

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation with that guy's aunt.

>>713710401
Just use fucking gelbooru, they got fuckin everything on there.

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>>713710401
I could post some shit if you want.
I'll start an ss thread.
Can't guarantee how long, may have to go to work at some point.

Here's some stuff I drew when hiro took over.

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>>713710522
Graphic designer here
I feel you /b/ro

>>713707056
oh, anal too

>>713706200
Damn that aunie is so fucking howt, anyone whos not a complete faggot would wanna fuck her

>>713710503

about 30. very very nice. and her face is really cute. would be a shame if its not coverd in cum

>>713710491
Where is there?

>>713710537
I'm sorryI'm just not ready

if I think I can do it sometime I'll post here

>>713710328
these are men lega aren't they?

>>713710375
underated

>>713710105
For hentai shota asmhentai it s ok maybe too much japanese and chinese language ones

>>713710656
Old copy pasta actually. But still hilarious

>>713710656
More copypasta than underated

To be dressed as Spiderman hanging from my dick on the ceiling while watching all that with that guys aunt

Plus I whisper Gwen under my breath every time she moans

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This is my fetish
please dont laugh, I was abused when kid.

To do sex

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>>713710639

>>713706060
I want to be at the centre of a huge bukkake/gangbang.

>>713710644
(You)

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>>713710770
>loli with hats

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>>713710655
yeah, lmao
I REALLY want to do this type of shit though, like to the point where I've actually had these moments of inspiration to just shave all the hair off my body everywhere but my head.

>>713710770
When the swat kick in your door...

>>713710887
damn, im about to cum. this girl is gorgous. and really lickable. she take in all holes?

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>>713711049
what these hole tells you?

>>713710655
They're whatever you want them to be bb.

>>713710477
yeah? where you at my man wanna meme up?

>>713710906
I was legitimately curious.

Also. It seems people telling about their fantasies gets me hard.

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>>713708916

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tie my sister in a chair
spread her cunt open wide with a speculum
stick needles into her cervix
urinate into her gaping vagina

>>713710646
>>713710646
my kik is boii9008 anyway

>>713706060
where can i find more like this?

>>713710831
>please dont laugh
don't worry, this isn't funny.

>>713710998
me individual of same dark ethnicy

>>713708916
sauce?

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>>713711155
and what's your fantasy¿?

>>713707174
Kek

I just want to have a pretty femenine bf, a trap would be fine, or just a guy with a girly face, I would peg him in the ass so hard every fucking day of my life, also being implicated in a threesome sounds fine, not just for the sex, I like taking care of people and being cuddly, but that are more my relationships goals than my fantasies, so I guess, being molested by a old geezer in a public place?

>>713711213
I was was playing disgruntled decks with a friend of mine and speculums came up and she didn't know what that was.
I had this thought about teaching her all about it...

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>>713707316

I'd love to kiss her turds.

Being in a shark girl's belly.

>>713711338

These
>>713708491
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>>713710606

I'm really bored, and suddenly really horny.

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>>713709000
Just start a thread

> dem trips

>>713711213
I've always fantasized about stretching out my little sister's pussy with a huge speculum and filling her cunt with dog food and having my two big dogs use her pussy as a dog bowl.

>>713707496
you arent even fucking her. oh lord. kill yourself now

>>713710150
Wat

having a girl sneeze on my cock

>>713711435
That made me lol, who wants to smooch a turd.

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>>713711170

>>713710036
Kek

>>713711572
Theres a vid somewhere about some chick having her asshole stretched into a bowl and some dudes eat like the bowls of cereal out of it.

>>713711637
>>713711614
>>713711583
>>713711551
>>713711517
>>713711484
Moar pls.

>>713711691
Yeah, I've fapped to plenty of these.

>>713711355
Are you feminine yourself?
I'm this anon >>713710328 and what you explained is one of my fantasies lmao

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LTCorbis

>>713711655
Can you just imagine her shitting on the floor and calling you over and asking you to get down on your knees and kiss her beautiful turd?

I'd cum in my pants before I even got close.

>>713711741
Yeah, not really my thing, but I give everything a shot.
Found out I don't like scat, vomit, and bdsm things to include guro.

>>713707174
I can't believe that little boy is consciously helping that poor objectified woman rape herself. This is why we have WARS!

>>713711636
Just put a little bit of pepper in your dick when some girl are going to suck it

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>>713706060
OP . I only read looked at the thread start you posted.
What's your sexual fantasy?
I have a few, honestly....
Public sex to start. I've fucked in changing rooms, bathrooms, park benches....Never anywhere a stranger could "accidentally" see though.
I'm not gay but I kinda wanna suck a dick, at least I think I do...
I really want to be involved in an orgy, I've had a threesome a few times, just want to take it a step further to know how intense it can get...That's not all, but I've done a lot of blow and I'm super drunk haha having a hard time thinking lmao

>>713707933
Sell her and use the money for 15 minutes with a hooker

>>713711637 (You)
>>713711614 (You)
>>713711583 (You)
>>713711551 (You)
>>713711517 (You)
>>713711484 (You)

fucking gas yourself now

>>713711908
thanks for the tip, anon

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>>713711637

it's amazing to think that someone, somewhere, thought this was worth jerking off to, but it's just so bad gay and stupid

the first Lara Croft fakes were better than this

pic half-related

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To have consensual sex in the missionary position with my adult wife for the sole purpose of procreation.
Also my wife is Rainbow Dash.

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>>713707964
picking her nose for her when she has a cold and sucking the snot out of her nose when she's too congested to breath

>>713711746
So close
Nope, I own a vag

>>713711143
they want me to put my hard cock inside, well that asshole looks trained and in a good shape for some serious dick

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>>713711610
>>713708665
>>713707496
>>713707518

I would never defile her like that.

I don't want to fuck her. I know I'd never be good enough. I want her to feel good. I could never do that.

That why I'm just regulated to sucking cocks to get them hard and ready for her

>>713708434
Why did he send you that.

>>713706060
I want to knock someone out with my dick. Just, swing my hips with a hard-on and hit a bitch in the face so hard all her lights go out.

>>713712038
lmao well I mean, the vag bit kinda makes it something I'd be able to talk about with my friends without being called out for being a massive faggot.
Shit you talked about sounds cute though.
Where you at? wanna meme it up?

Can somebody explain to be the reason behind this obsession with 'traps'? Seeing emo fags wear coloured leggings makes me cringe, not want to fuck them. If you're going to have gay sex at least have it with a real man..

>>713707298
She looks like my ex

I keep having this thought when I fap that when I cum, I'll lick it all off my hand, but when I do I can never bring myself to do it.

>>713712269
Yeah... its just not for you. Move along.

>>713712299
I do this every time I wank, it makes for quicker & easier clean up imo.

>>713712269
Because I'm not attracted to machoness or masculinity.

I'm attracted to dicks, and to things that look feminine. Traps look feminine and have dicks. It's really not that hard to understand.

>>713710328
This

>>713711338
these eyes, would be fun to boound her, force open her mouth and and put my dick in her mouth while watching her eyes.

>>713712269
I think it's the feminine qualities of it.
Not just coloured leggings and all that.
Personally idk why I'm into it, and not straight up men. But I don't question it. I just go where my dick takes me.

>>713712360
I know it's not for me, what I asked was for someone to explain the fascination behind it.

>>713712372
Same feels here
I just have a thing for dicks and cute shit

>>713712365
I have that same thought, ease of clean up.
What does cum taste like.
Currently fapping, maybe I'll finally do it.
And kinda want to record me doing it.

>>713712299
I've had this thought too when I was really horny. It all goes away very immediately after cumming.

When I was younger I used to be able to suck my own dick. I could only get just slightly past the head. Only came once this way. In my mouth. And it was fucking gross. This is the first time this information has been told to anyone.

>>713712299
Same here, honestly. The only time I've ever been able to taste my cum is when I came in my exes mouth and she made out with me right after..

>>713712556
that's fucking hot as shit dude

My Kik is sharkster86 someone role play with me

>>713712372
I understand being attracted to femininity. There are a lot of twinks that are hot for that reason but they don't wear ladies pants. I think there's a line between fucked up/degenerate and showing feminine qualities.

>>713712540
Same, used to be able to suck the whole thing, but never came in. And then the gut got in the way.
Almost back to that physique tho.

>>713712624
What kind of role play

>>713712253
Not even in US anon :(

Fucking the hell out of these traps,
>>713710328
and this bitch, >>713709433

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>>713712552

>>713706060
MOAR IMAGES LIKE THAT

>>713712607
It was, Im still unsure about it though. I want to do it again, but I don't want to at the same time. Thinking about it really turns me on but after I cum it's different lol

>>713707243
oh hey i remember you. i saw your thread a few weeks (?) ago.

>>713710328
The FN FAL is a gay rifle!

>>713712716
that's a fuckin shame tbh
wanna talk anyways? lmao

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>>713712489

>>713711009
MRORE!

>>713712829
yeah I understand you man, lmao
only hot in the moment type of shit

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>>713710328
this is this asshole from the battlestation threads
Cant believe he finally found another faggot
I hate him.

>>713706060
seriously no one got source on this? i am disappoint /b/

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>>713706060

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>>713712886
you want real dudes, or drawn dudes?

>>713712918
Get a funnel and put your legs over your head. Do it into your mouth and you'll swallow before you're even done

Just wish my girlfriend would suck big cocks and send me selfies of her doing it, that's all.

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>>713712690

>>713712996
lmao you don't even need a funnel just dangle that shit and let it dribble

>>713712918
Exactly lol . Like I said, it still turns me on thinking about it, she just has to go for it, ya know. I won't stop her if I don't expect it.

>>713712453
MOAR

>>713706060
Nothing too weird. Getting fucked in the ass by a man in his 40s while I am in the arms of a woman. Sucking dick together with a woman.

Other than that, most of my fantasies are mostly normal, standard sex. I had crazier fantasies as a kid.

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

nuff said

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>>713710357

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Rape forced fucking

>>713712645
Yeah. I've gained quite a bit of weight since high school. Stopped skateboarding and lifting. Don't really do anything physical. Drink all the time.

Even if I could, I wouldn't do it anymore. It hurt my back too much to be rewarding and the dick in my mouth was more noticeable than the mouth on my dick, lol. That's why I stopped doing it.

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>>713712941
Seriously though, so hot...

Pic is my my latest ex.

>>713707191

fucking this guy watching that guy fuck the other guy while the one guy fucks his aunt

>>713706060
Having sex before I die

>>713712214
This is jewish bait dont reply

Nick baege

Cross dress and make out with other trap

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>>713713125
I've always been flexible, doesn't really hurt my back.

Decided on some precum.
Salty but kinda sweet.

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>>713713191

pushing toddlers through a woodchipper

I want to get fucked in the ass by a pound full of dogs while strapped down on a bed while on X. after each dog fucks me I suck them clean and drink their piss and clean their ass

>>713713415
Legit.

>>713709895
>Reason usually wins over

Tell us about the times it hasnt?

>>713707305
TJ?

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I want to have a side bitch again.
I used to have the best side bitch in the world.
A nerdy looking, short-haired "lesbian" who I started a FWB deal with after she got drunk and confessed her secret dick fetish to me.
She wasn't especially attractive, but she was fascinated by my penis in a way no hetero woman ever has been.
She was blowing me in secret- just blowing me, no intercourse- through two of my girlfriends and three of hers. None were the wiser.
She's moved up north and doesn't talk to me anymore because she went full SJW and now wants to pretend like she's never had a straight thought in her life. I kind of fucking hate her now, but I miss the fun times.
I want that thrill of sneaking around again, deleting my text messages and making eye contact around all our friends, knowing she'd had her hands all over my dick just a few hours before. Of inviting myself over to her place while her girlfriend was at work and knowing damn well that no matter what she says at first, I'm going to take my dick out and she'll dump all regrets and start going to town once she sees it inches from her face.
The worst part is that even if I did find a proper side bitch, none of them will ever look at my dick the way she did, with that clinic, nervous curiosity turning into uncontrollable lust. That was a once in a lifetime deal. The best sexual thrill of my life is almost certainly behind me and while I'm glad I had it, it's still depressing beyond words.

>>713712690
Holy shit.. lol

>>713706060
Moar?

>>713713699
Yes. Sauce?

>>713707496

You're actually just a faggot

You should probably kill yourself

>>713706200

DAM DIS BITCH GOT A FIVEHEAD

>>713706060
moar pls

>>713713549
One time walked outside in the morning after a big party at my house without pants, cause that's how I woke up. (sometimes take my pants and underwear off in my sleep without realising til I wake up)
Sorta in the boonies, so it's usually ok to do so, and I wanted a smoke.
People from all walks of life come to my parties.
I chick and a 2 dudes appear to me asleep in lawn chairs. One guy I know to be thoroughly gay.
Their asleep, I said fuck it.
Gay dude wake up slightly. See that and still said fuck it.
Watched me as I smoked me cig, getting a chub going as I know he's looking.
Finish smoke, go inside.
Never talked about it. But he usually hits on me at other parties now.

>>713713191
this shit again

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>>713706200

>>713713191
rly

>>713713247
moar

>>713713823
Holy fuck

>>713714085
lol

>>713713233
kek

Anyone know a place I can find straight shota like op posted shit gets me going I'm sick I know

>>713714085
holy shit forceps delivery

love to see my friends, share my ex gf, or just hear about it happening

>>713713025
interesting

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>>713714085

>>713711561
Name?

>>713714085
Robbie Rotten?

Well, I finally did it /b/.
Ate my own cum.
It was anticlimactic.
Precum tastes better.

>>713707964
Niiiiceee!!!!!!

>>713715001
wtf thats not even special or weird

kill all the jews then have a big wank

>>713715072
It is for me.
Been on my mind for years.
And I learned I'm not a fan of cum. It's not terrible.
Maybe if it was someone elses it'd be better.

>>713714643
>filename
kek

>>713707231
>pipe dreams

>>713715001
how does it compare to eating other guys' cum?

>>713715226
I think it's the psychosomatic idea of it being my own cum that makes me not enjoy it.
Should prolly suck a dick at some point to test this theory.
You know, scientifically.

To have a loving relationship with my wife and eventually breed 3 or 4 kids out of her before dying.

>>713715300
Never have.
See >>713715371

>>713715371
>psychosomatic

protip: learn what words mean before you try to use them, it'll stop you looking so fucking stupid

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>>713707964
retard spotted

>>713706060
More!!

>>713707243
>>713707283
>>713707298
>>713707316
Damn, she's hot

get a pig to fuck my sister in the anus

>>713713638
wow
if this weren't so depressing I wouldn't believe it

>>713715443
Psychosomatic: of or relating to the interaction of mind and body

As in the issue of not enjoying my own cum is psychosomatic, all in my head.
My the phrasing was a little bad, but it wasn't really an incorrect use of the word.

>>713707496
OP you're not a cuck, you're just bisexual and have an oral sex fixation.

>>713714085
>FootFace

>>713715582
damn they got crazy ass cocks to

Thank you /b/
It was good fap.
I should go fix my head gasket now.

letting niggers tongue my anus

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>>713706060
turn boys into girls, then take advantage of them. im trans too :3

Fucking a girl in a barn like it's the middle ages.

>>713715171
I once fapped to a pic of a pile of dead bodies in a concentration camp, I was fantasizing about being naked in a pile of dead bodies

so yeah, there's that I guess

>>713715793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9YjdB2SAI

>>713715883
.......maybe a little older. 23+?

how did this shit stupid retarded fucking thread readh the bump limit

>>713715939
Me.
I was using the peoples of /b/ to fulfill my fapping needs.
I'm prolly like 1/3 of the posts.
It made me hard.

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>>713711772

>>713707157
Someone please make a cap of this thread

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>>713715371
Im kind of on the same page as you. I think if I actually got the nerve to suck a dick, I'd be able to get a load in my mouth. But when I want to cum and taste it I just blow my load and I'm over it. I think it's more of a reason to cum, you know?...
Like, cum in my mouth while I'm cumming. It's a ducking weird and backward kind of thing for me...
But again, when my ex made out with me after I came in her mouth.....oh god! It was so.....like....sexy, hot, weird.....I loved it but I can't say that I liked it....
I've came on my face before, I really only do that if I'm really drunk though. I loved it every time I did it. But again I was really drunk lol
Pic is my ex that made out with me after I came I her mouth...

>>713716173
make a cap of u r mum

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>held captive by young women
>used and abused

hundreds of blond, tanned, athletic 12yo boys urinating on me while I beat off