tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

>>713705853
what about the time I caught my mom masturbating?

Never happened, allthough there were plenty of times where i wish she would caught me, and that she would help me or whatever. I have no idea how i actually thought that would play out. But my 12 year old libido sure as hell would have wanted it.

Is this normal or what?

>>713706045
Sure thing, Oedipus

>>713706273
Well im not sure if it was specific to my mom. I was just so horny all the time that i would have done anything sexual to any woman i guess.

>>713705853
she never did
but my older sister heard me fapping one night and the next day confronted me about it and she became the first girl I ever fucked

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>>713706588

>>713706045
Actually yes, and when Anon was mocking you
>>713706273
He was right, boys go through stage when they want to fuck their own mother, but they grow out of it.

>>713706749
cant wait to grow out of it then

>>713706749
>boys go through stage when they want to fuck their own mother
Never had that stage, but it sure is common.

>>713706816
Forgot to typed mostly.

>>713705952
whats the story?

>>713706712
*Autistic works of fiction

>>713706588
i think think that happen but im going to pretend it did.

>>713706749
>Mongoloid spouting Freudian bullshit so he doesn't feel like a freak.
Most people don't want to fuck their mothers, you know...
Quit projecting.

>>713706958
I see what you did there

>>713706749
>boys go through stage when they want to fuck their own mother

why do people think this is a thing. This is the reason I disregard everything Freud ever said, the idea that EVERY SINGLE MALE wants to fuck their own mothers is fucking retarded. It's called projecting. HE wanted to fuck his own mother and just assumed that was normal. It's not terribly uncommon but it's far from universal.

>>713705853
I was masturbating in my room one night. I was 14 or so, I had a sock hidden under my bed that I would use to catch my cum. My mom would open our doors when she went to bed, she opened my door when I was stroking it and didnt see she was standing there until it was too late. I just rolled over and pretended it didnt happen. She walked away and closed my door. we never spoke of it.

>>713706749
>He was right, boys go through stage when they want to fuck their own mother, but they grow out of what age? and source?

I am my own father.

wrap your head around that faggots

pro-tip: you're cant

>>713705853
Anyone got sauce on that pic?
I find it weirdly hot

>>713707159
He was also a kike, so that explains why he says fucked up shit is totally normal

>>713705952
G-gaby?

>>713707159
I have no research to back it up but despite what Freud said I think it fairly common for boys.

and I suspect its much more about uncontrollable urges then a conscious mom-crush.

once a boy ejaculates for the first time and then starts masturbating well into his 80's these feelings go away pretty quickly

My whore of a mother caught me jacking off when i was like 17, and then for the rest of the day she kept calling me ''big guy'' in a flirtatious tone
So I told her ''what the fuck''
and she goes ''it's a good thing, girls will like that''


My mom is a degenerate whore though, and i despise her.

I did go through a stage of wanting to fuck her sometimes in the back of my mind, but i grew out of it and the thought makes me sick

She's a mega slut and hits on me sometimes, but i scold her and wouldn't fuck her

she is a decent looking blond though

Newer , but my classmate caught me about it , and Fack me , congratulate me

>>713707670
She is a self proclaimed size queen. In a fucked up way i'm grateful that she is a size queen whore, because i inherited the bonus of that

>>713707670
>>713707709

post mom's pics or fake

>>713707847
That would be fucking weird. I'm just venting

>>713707908
i'm not venting
i do not think it's weird
so post pics

>>713707991
i know a lot of people who use /b/
so no

>>713706875
I went through it, mom being dead didn't stop it. Reply or become me. :(

>>713708083
pixelate her face and post pics

>>713707197
fuck off marty

>>713708297
This.

>>713707159
No, I think the problem is that a lot of people misinterpret his words. Freud never fucking said boys literally want to fuck their mother. It's about being jealous of your father etc

>>713707159
Thought of it in my teens. Thought of it makes me want to vomit. I would rather fuck a granny nigger than fuck my own mom. Hell no

>>713707058
lol u so dumb wat

https://www.literotica.com/c/taboo-sex-stories
>you're welcome anon

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>make fap vid for gf
>play vid back b4 send
>see mom come into picture
>she plays with herself
>don't send vid
>new goto fap vid

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I was probably around 12-13 and was sleeping in moms bed when dad was away.

Really into jerking off and mom porn at the time so i started rubbing my dick.

Eventually started jerking and she woke up and asks ummm are you okay?

Shit myself pretended to sleep, waited til she started snoring and came all over the covers.


Never anything else but i think she used to help me fuck my ass. Made a joke about how someone was fucking their ass with a brush handle (me) and later on that week found her dildo collection conveniently located where her change jar normally was. Buttplug was in there, used it.

Overtime i found things randomly that were a little too obvious especially with a bottle of water based lube next to it.

Loved that woman

>>713705853
never been caught in the act although i'm positive everybody knows i masturbate way too much

>>713707159
when I was 16 and my mom left my dad and I moved into an apartment with her I wanted to fuck her.

>>713705952
I did that too

>working in an office just out of high school
>holiday weekend
>boss says screw it. nice out, long weekend, everyone leave at noon
>take off and head home
>walk into house and it's quiet (hadn't been home on a weekday for ages so figured quiet is normal
>head upstairs to get changed
>head something coming from parent's bedroom
>sounds like the electric razor my father used to use
>peek in and see mother on bed
>naked below the waist. big thatch of dark pubic hair
>vibrator buzzing between her legs
>she's moving around like she's trying to get the right spot
>nope it out of there
>walk around the block
>come home, slam the door call out her name and head for the kitchen
>she comes down a minute later, red faced
>"anon, how long have you been home?"
>"just got here"

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>>713710133
Porn is getting pretty cinematic now. Open apertures, depths of field.
They'll be stuttering the framerate next for the raunchy scenes, those one frame white flashes when he slaps her on the ass.
I should get into filming porn.

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>tfw you catch your mom watching you fap

>>713710470
That's fucking painful

> be me 10 years old
> take shower before school
> masturbate in the shower Feelsgoodman.jpg
> suddenly mom pulls open shower door yelling "surprise"
> sees me with my dick in my hand. Horror on her face.
> i feel rattled "fap mood over"
> avoided her gaze the hole week.
Fuck knows why she did that. Safe to say she never did stupid shit like that ever again

>>713711299
Hell this shit looks real. Not like a planned porno

>>713706045
Not normal in my vision bro.

>>713707347
>>713707058
Freud maybe devoted .0001% of his material talking about the Oedipus Complex. And he never said it applies to EVERYONE, it certainly doesn't, it's a somewhat rare psychological phenomenon (and one that is largely proportionate to how hot your mother is, how horny you are, and how much other girls pay attention to you).

It was simply one aberration among many that Freud discussed, and if /b/ tells you anything, it's that this malady exists more than people like to admit, while still relatively uncommon. And nothing ever becomes of it it 99.9999% of cases, it's usually worth a fap at best to people that have that issue, virtually anyone with more than the intelligence of a melon realize that acting upon it would cause some major unnecessary tension with their moms the rest of their lives.

Freud was more correct than people like to believe. About many things. But people like to pretend the Oedipus Complex is all he talked about and that he somehow thought it applied to everyone which is certainly untrue.

Freud was one of those guys like CG Jung, Ayn Rand, or Nietzsche that said a lot of *uncomfortably true* things that people have a strong desire to disavow because most people favor pretty lies over an ugly truth.

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>>713709391
Sause pls?

>>713712830
>Freud
you mean that guy who was literally wrong about everything, and irrecoverably destroyed the reputation and credibility of an entire scientific field?

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>give mommy sleepy time in her drink when she walks away
>she falls asleep
>play time w/mom

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>>713713704
> in her zzz mouth auto sucks

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>find mum's vibrator
>use it while she's at work
>take it to bathroom to clean it up
>take a shower
>forget to put it back where I found it
>mum finds her vibe in bathroom
>knows what I did

>2 weeks later
>comes to my room
>tosses me a box
>says it came for me today in the mail
>open the package
>fleshlight
>vibrator
>tells me to use that instead of hers
>also tells me no more cumming on my sheets, she's tired of washing my cumstains

She was always pretty liberal about sex and stuff. Was kinda weird the first few times when I left the bathroom after cleaning my toys and she was going in. But w/e.

>>713711573
>That's fucking painful
Felt kind of bad for her. 6 months after she divorced my father and she just needed to get off I guess. better than coming home and finding the mail man "delivering", if you know what I mean.

>>713713702
>Freud
No, I'm talking about the guy that *founded* an entire school of psychology that's still in vogue today. Sure, some of his teachings and methods have been disavowed. He wasn't correct about everything, but he was about most.

Shit without him the concept of the subconscious or modern psychological therapy wouldn't exist.

Before him there was fucking Anton Mesmer who believed he could cure people's minds with magnets and electricity.

Freud modernized, and I daresay INVENTED, that whole science. Sure, these days it's a corrupt science that deals with telling people they're broken with imaginary ailments that only a doctor can cure for a decent chunk of cash (much like what all organized religion seeks to do)....

but psychology is still very valid for understand yourself, the world, others, and diagnosing and fixing what's broken internally. But I believe paying a psych doctor or using pharmaceutical scripts to do so is pretty fucked.

The modern school of liberal arts and soft science seeks to disavow all uncomfortable truths (and is there truth in any other flavor?), this is why Freud, Ayn Rand, Nietzsche, and CG Jung are out of style at the moment. But I'll tell you this, you'll learn far more studying that source material than in any liberal arts school of psychology that tells you that all Freud did was cocaine and fuck his own mother.

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>>713713867
>She was always pretty liberal about sex and stuff.

Why not just fuck her instead?

My mom is 5 feet away i can see her trough my open door and my dick is in my hand

I am 32 years old and have never been caught masturbating. Not one fucking time.

It isn't difficult to not get caught. All you have to do is not be a fucking moron.

>>713715015
Tell that to my fucking mom. Open the shower door yelling surprise while i jack off

>>713714886
Go in and seduce her fag. All she can do is say no. If she says no just say "okay. Well think about it" plant the seed in her mind

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>>713715395

Incestion

>>713715148
You're a moron for not locking the door

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Mi mom never caught me faping, and now its imposible becaus my parents are dead and i live alone an sad

>>713712830
>Ayn Rand
please

>>713714259

There's a pretty big difference from being liberal to being incestous.

>>713715632
Fucking hate that day. Most stupid way to get caught

>>713715639
What if i told you there where no locks

>>713714227
Just because he "invented" the field doesn't mean any of his works have merit now (hint: they dont)

I've only been caught once. I was 14 and it was by my younger brother. It was about 2am and I thought I would treat myself to a nice wank. Brother comes into my room without knocking and sees porn on my TV and me diving for my covers.

>>713705853
SHE CAUGHT ME ALRIGHT BUT I CAUGHT HER WATCHING AND FINISHED FOR HER TO SEE
>NOTHING WAS EVER SAID ABOUT IT THOUGH

be 15 in mid 80s.
would record all of the sex scenes in movies late at night on VHS. rubbing one out on couch mom comes home early, I throw pillow over lap hi stop on VCR mom makes sharp right hand turn into kitchen and stays in there a while and acts like she didn't know what I was doing.

>>713711299

source?

>>713713867
Sauce?

>>713705853
>drunk
>pass out
>mom wakes me up
>sitting in chair with dick in hand

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>>713708113

>>713706273
apriciate the smart joke

>>713717180
Remove axe and fuck her in the wound

>be 14
>in room with old Score mags stolen from my brother's room
>furiousfap.exe
>hear footsteps just outside my door
>quickly advance myself and develop chameleon camouflage
>never be caught
>they now call me Hit, the greatest assassin of Universe 6

>>713718723
What is your price for a night

>>713715753
...Are you secretly a horse?

>>713717166
Sucks that she didn't wake you with a BJ