ITT: We act like civilized human beings till trips, then we go apeshit

>>713656711
Hey guys, I'm a straight white Catholic who believes in evolution, athletic, have a gf, and your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Sounds pleasant

fuck yall niggas I hate white boi trips or not foo

Hello lads, check these trips

Wonderful day I've been having. How was your day, Anon?

What a nice and original idea, anon

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

>>713656711
I'm very happy about this thread, I just really can't believe the things I'm seeing on the internet these days

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Nice day out.

today, i made a dollar!

>>713658894
It was a rather nice day, surprising for this time of year

>>713658979
top job lad!

I feel as though, we should go back to the gold standard.

Our president-elect is a fine individual with many good qualities. Everything is surely going to be fine.

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Good Day everyone. Would some of you mind keeping an eye on my drink here while I run up to the store? I can tell this is the kind of trustworthy fellows I can trust.

stay easy friends

i hope this lasts!

>>713659006
Yes, yes, but rather chilly, would you not say?

Hello gentlemen.

>>713659416
a little brisk but seasonally within specs

>>713659420
Hello, how are you doing today Mr. Anon?

>>713659151
I'd be happy to keep an eye on your drink, good sir. Do hurry back!

How is everyone here doing? I am having a fine time.

>>713659719
splendid

>>713659719
not bad, hoping business picks up but otherwise not too shabby

>>713658979
That's awesome fellow chap.
Keep up the good work

Weather was nice today.

Hey guys, nice day today don't you think?

>>713659840
Excellent!

By any chance, do you have any board games we can play?

hey guys

>>713659916
What sort of business do you work in, if i may inquire?

>>713660018
yes?

>>713659950
hmmmmm
I only know how to play checkers, but why don't we go on snapchat?

>>713660086
computer repair

>>713659950
Hello, Gentlemen, pleased to meet you, i've heard of your proposition about playing board games. I have got plenty of them, we can play chess anytime, but if you don't agree, we can play any board game of your choice.

i could get my pictionary or scrabble board

Good evening, gentlemen. How are you on this fine occasion?

>>713660335
Chess is rather fun

how about some chutes and ladders

Gosh have you guys heard this new music?
Goldstein records just released the newest hit "ooga booga blasting niggas on my scoota" and apparently its making waves in the schools right now.

>>713660335
Chess would be excellent! would you like to play white, or the equally enticing black?

>>713660327
Ah! Well, I too hope business picks up for you, my friend! I am sure you are amongst the most skilled of your area.

I will demonstrate how to get trips

why, t'is the first eve bearing snow in nearly a year! i do hope i can still make my velocipede commute safely on the morrow.

>>713660492
https://lichess.org/MO9xgTlG

>>713660465
Good evening kind sir, i am doing really fine.
Thanks for asking.

my nickname in high school was nigger juden

>>713657879
It was okay, got some stuff done and ate Chinese. What happened for you?

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My goodness, how do you do.

>>713660465
Fine thank you. How is your night going?

>>713660755
You fucked up you fuckin piece of inbred shit

>>713660816
What a strange name, however did you receive it?

Are you of the jewish faith as I am?

How is everyone's night/day? Mine was good but a few things could have been better. Can't really complain, though.

>>713660890
Excuse me Mister, those are not trips.

>>713660890
How rude!

someone should tell a scary ghost story

>>713660890
My word.

Why-ever would you say this?

>>713661050
Same deal here! Trying to work through some things but staying positive. What is your favourite meal?

>>713661141
I have one.

The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant."
In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.

Hi all

>>713660874
By golly, how are you?

Good evening. I do say a ghost story would be nice

>>713660646
I am further to play white, if that does not mean a problem for you.

>>713661358
Well done kind sir!

>>713661400
Impressive digits good sir

>>713661358
extraordinary.

Where da trips at?

Such nice people!

Boy, I sure do hope I get the most impressive digits!

>>713661635

I, personally, would honestly rather nobody get trips. this thread has been quite a pleasant experience for me.

>>713661675
Oh oh well, maybe I'll do better next time :)

>>713661675
Indeed, I also would be honored.

you're all such nice ladies

I enjoy this

Does anyone mind if i roll?

I do say, this is quite an enjoyable thread

>>713661712
Indeed it has.

888 get

mty pebis fell of

What are everyone's opinions of minorities? (e.g. Jewish people, African-Americans, Homosexuals)

I personally enjoy their company just as much as i would another who is more alike myself.

>>713661670

We are a very moderate society! We promote love and happiness but not like those degenerate hippies because we reward hard work and dedication appropriately

I love you people, you've made me such at home. Can I have some more tea?

>>713661887
be careful, buddy!

i think there is potential in everyone

I personally do not enjoy the discrimination against various races and religions

>>713661887
Good show!

>>713661998
Haha, you too, my friend.

i love all the colors of the rainbow

>>713661998
Woah there, lad!

>>713661942
I have always particularly enjoyed muslims. Their prayers are so lovely.

>>713661998
You're one to talk friend! That was very close!

Chaps, I think we should have a toast, to our favorite faguette, OP.

It's nice knowing we all get along!

Good day lads

>>713661712
You gentleman, took the words off my mouth.
I am in total agreement

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>>713656711
wut is dis civilized u taking bout mang

i love you all!

How is everyone doing?

let's have a bake sale!

>>713662105
Here! Here!

SHEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

2 is my favourite number!

If I trips you all have to remain nice to one another till this thread runs its course.

>>713661998
Likewise, chum.

>>713662142
Love u too no homo but even if it was that would still be okay...

What lovely gentlemen you all are.

>>713662141
I hope you are aware, nobody here has achieved the fabled "Triples" yet.. therefore, there is no reason to be so crude.

i hope you all have a blessed day!

>>713662141
Hello, individual of black descent! Civilized is what people are supposed to act, mannered and civil.

Hope you enjoy your stay!

Sorry I'm late fellows, had to make a stop for extra brandy. Splendid evening to you all.

check em.

>>713662141
Please refrain from posting imaging depicting derogatory language or rude drawing, good sir

>>713662277
Wow! I see triple doubles! That is a very lucky get!

hi

What type of tea do you desire?

Fuck y'all niggers

how are you gentlemen! all your base are belong to us. you are on the way to destruction. you have no chance to survive make your time.

i really like the somalis, they have greatly enriched our culture

333 get

>>713662277
Nice roll, friend!

>>713662341
Indeed, good show.

Check

>>713661942
I don'the care to discriminate, I find it quite an honorable trait to have to be quite honest.

There's nothing wrong with being Jewish

>>713662383
please refrain from using such language.

>>713662341
Thank You! It's my first get of such magnitude.

>>713662383

What rude language sir

>>713662443
>>713662446
Whoa there!

good day to you all

my what a pleasant thread

555

>>713662383
Calm down buddy, we all want to have some times.

Hello, gentlemen

>>713662491
Yikes!

555

Guys, my stomach hurts like a nightmare. Anyone know remedies?

>>713662383
I value your viewpoint and welcome a thoughtful conversation with you.

555 GET.

Such a clever idea

>>713662334
>>713662112
>>713661998
>>713661887
I think this is a sign gents

please no one get trips, i don't want the niceness to end

HAIL SATAN

>>713662565
TUM TUM TUM TUM..... TUMMMMSSS

>>713662565
Sleep would be best. Try taking a shit

>>713662383
Please refrain from using any derogatory and/or offensive language

>>713662559

Hello! How are you today? What's your favourite number? Mine is 6.

>>713662105
Cheers to that!

>>713662624
its too late...

>>713662624
This, can we not be a board of civility and agreement?

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>>713662606
Clearly, this thread is meant to stay classy.

Anyone want to post their selfies?

>>713662666
FUCK

I like dogs

g'day, gentlemen. smashing thread you're having!

>>713662565
Have you tried an herbal tea or pepto fine sir?

>>713662666
GOD I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

>>713662666
Fuck you you piece of dog shit. I hope a cactus tears your rectum apart.

>>713662624
Lets all have a big group hug before we must depart, shall we?

Could someone pass me the wine?

>>713662468
While I disagree, I can concede your opinion. The very nature of all Jewish people can't be unfairly judged from the actions of a few generations of them.

>>713662666
NIGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>713662666
FUUUUUUCKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTTT

>>713662443
I am glad it was not trips.

>>713662666
IDIIIIIIIIIIII NAHUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>713662666
OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 666 IS IT

>>713662666
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY?

>>713662591
right you are good fellow

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>>713662383
Whoa man... that isn't cool. I'm going to kindly ask you to leave sir. That language is not to be tolerated.

>>713662666
Fuck you nigger

>>713662666
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>713662666
FUCK YOU YOU CUCKHOLE

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>>713662666
well done nigger shit

>>713662666
FUCK THE JEWS
THEY RUN THIS WORLD
HOW COULD YOU ALL BE BRAINWASHED?!
ALSO I PISSED IN THE WINE

>>713656711
Fuck you nigga

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

>>713662666
Fuck the Jews and ya mama tooz

>>713662666
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF STUPID SHIT
HOPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY GET RAPE BY A NIGGER AND SO DO YOU

666

OOGA BOOGA I'M BLASTING NIGGAS ON MY SCOOTA

>>713662277
That is a wonderful number, friend!

NIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOGNIGGNOG

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I miss the good, old days.

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Good day ladies and gents, wonderful day we're having.

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YOURE ALL WORTHLESS SHITSTAINS FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

>>713662666
Best trips to start the apeshit

Newfag question, what does itt mean?

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>>713662666
NOOOO SATAN
WHYYYY
THE NICENESS WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING
YOU FUCKING NIGGER

fuck you all

Mike"shock the gay away" pence

I hope you all rot in hell. If I were satan I'd waterboard you bitches with the blood of your parents.

KILL
BLACK
NIGGERS

Pop a can in his ass

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ALLAHU AKBAR

>>713662666
>666
what does this post mean

>>713662666
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIT

Kill all Brits

>>713662888
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

>>713662666
FUCKING NIGGER SATAN ALWAYS FUCKING UP A GOOD FUCKING TIME. I HOPE YOURE DICK GETS SAWED OFF

FUCK ASPARAGUS! FUCK IT!

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>>713662666
HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU MEAN NOTHING AND YOU NEVER WILL

>>713662888
TRIPS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

SUCK MY DICK

I just wanted to be helpful. GOD DAMN IT

>>713662666
Our lord has spoken!!!!!

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>>713662888
IT WAS AND NOW YOU MADE ME DOUBLE MAD

KSDJOJGWDP OGDJPDFAHADSPOGOFIDHDFPJ JPOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

IM GOING TO SHOVE 6 MILLION IMPALED JEWS UP YOUR ANUS HAIL SATAN

>>713662666
>>713662888
TWO GETS. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER

Fuck you cunt fart dick ass

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Praise the dark lord. Tonight he demands for sacrifices.

>>713662930
FUCK YOU BUDDY. SHOVE A DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS

>>713657349
fuck you

FUCKING NIGGERS AND JEWS ARE THE REASONS FOR ALL OUR FUCKING PROBLEMS. GENOCIDE. KILL THEM ALL.

I love fucking dead dogs so much

>>713662769
Choke to death on your dad's dick. I hope the last thing you see is his sadistic smile as he gets even harder watching you turn blue as his dick removes you from this earth.

>>713663111

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>>713662666
KYS FUCKING NEWFAG PICE OF SHIT

>>713662383
I say! Watch your manners, we may be forced to escort you off the premises!

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>>713662888
WHAT DO WE DO?!?!??!??
GO BACK TO BEIN CIVIL?!?!?

>>713657349
FUCKING NIGGER

>>713662737
Too late for that you DOUBLE NIGGER

I'M TAKING MY BRANDY AND HEADING YOUR YOUR MOM'S HOUSE

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Prove earth isn't flat

>you can't

FUCKING EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING KIKE ASSBOMB CUNTFACES

>>713663235
Shut the fuck up

THE FILTHY CAPITALIST PIG DOGS ARE ALL KIKES AND NIGGERS ITS TIME FOR THE PROLETARIAT TO RISE ONCE MORE AND OVERTHROW THE TYRANNY OF OP'S FAGGOTRY

>>713663366
>33
dont talk to him like that u fucking faggot NIGGER

>>713663270
kys you limp dicked nigger

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>>713663366
Eat a dick faggot

FUCKSHITPISSFUCKSHITPISSFUCKSHITPISSFUCKSHITPISSFUCKSHITPISSFUCKSHITPISS

>>713663235
eat a barbwire coated dick you fucking piece of flaky horse shit. I bet you fuck your own whore mother on a daily basis.

tRIPS AND WE GO BACK TO BEING CIVILIZED YOU DOG SHIT CUNTS

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>713663434
>>713663461
Yall faggots

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Only quads can restore the peace! Until then, fuk u fagbois

>>713663624
yall a dumb negroid on a clearly white thread

FUCK EVERYONE... rollin

good evening

>>713663235
Fap.

>>713663692
agreed you fucking faggot. I hope you choke on your father's jizz

>>713663692
u wanna say that to my face bitch im 6 foot 5

>>713663580
Dumbshit. This is how you do it.
IN THE NAME OF KEK I SUMMON THEE
>>713663888

>>713663812
my dick 6 foot 6 faggot, how about you say that shit to my face

>>713663887
Ha

jesus christ died in vain while fucking a transgender narwhal

>>713663887
close faggot

Quads get

Frick. Darn. Gosh. CUUUUNT.

Fags are you ready for being gentlemen again? Then watch these quads, faggots

>>713657349
That isn't very pleasant

Fuck OP, I lied about him being a nice guy.

>>713664373
Roll

>>713664248
What's that, your mom calling you and your 3 brothers downstairs?

>>713664208
Pure autism, literally 200+ away.
kys faggot.

Quads and it goes back to nice thread.

>>713664439
Fuck you prick

GO EAT JILL STEIN'S MELTED CHEESE VEAL CUTLET THIGHBURGER

>>713664493
Do everyone a favour and put a knitting needle down your urethra, then run straight into a wall. We don't need your shitty genes in our pool.

Satan says so himself.