>That'll be $17 plus tip How much do you tip, /b/?

I'd give 'em $25...

>>713649915
20$

>>713649701
$3

$4

>>713649701
"You want a tip? Get a real job."

>>713649701
Hold a gun to his face and tell him with a mask on the order was placed anonymously online to a false address and to give me all the money he has and the pizza while wearing an anon mask and telling him to drive away and if I see him again I'll kill him and I'll have snipers in the area for the next 24 hours.
jk

>>713649701
Nothing because they implied i am obligated to tip them.

>>713650548
Implied nothing, they straight up demanded it.

>>713649701
$5 every time

>>713649701
5 bucks

nothing cause i only had enough money for the food

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>>713649701
$0.00
Anyone who actually tips is a fucking tool. I have a right not to tip and it is not required. Why should I pay you for doing your job? I'm not you employer. Anyone who wants a tip from me can fuck right off. Servers have only ever gotten pissed at me twice in my entire life because I didn't tip. Fuck em. And fuck you too if you are a tipping cuckboi.

depends on how fast they were there and if the guy was a douche, $0-4, never more than a rounded dollar over 20% for normal deliveries

I was a delivery driver for a long time, unless the order is ridiculously large and obviously takes a lot of time or something I would walk away happy if I got $5, so I always give $5.

>>713649701
about 5 bucks, but only after he completes a pointless sidequest

>>713651271
wow how much money do you save doing this $20 a year? That must help you out a lot.

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>>713651271
You've gotten good servers then who never acted pissed off in front of you. It's a strong likelihood that every server you've never tipped puts you on blast to the entire restaurant. Everybody knows you as that guy who doesn't tip. Sure, they won't fuck with your food, but they will never give you an iota more service than the bare minimum required to make it look like they are doing their job.

Fuck you

I tip them with prayer

>>713649701
I don't tip if they request it.

If they just say its 17, I'll hand a 20 and tell them to keep the change.

>>713649701
Give him a buck but if he didn't ask like a lil shit then maybe $3

give him a scratched lottery ticket
tell him look we both lose

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>>713649701
$22

>>713649701
None, because he asked for a tip.

>>713651271
I loved people like you. I never worked in a pizza joint but knew plenty of people who had. One friend was a driver and would call me up when the douches like yourself would order. Cum, piss, breadstick in pooper etc, you name and you probably ate it.

If you don't wanna give 10-20% that's cool. They will get theirs. We got atleast 30% lulz out of what we did.

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>>713651536
How many time do you order some food a year? How many times do you go out to eat? Shit adds up fast. $3-5 a week if you eat out once or twice/week. I save about $150-250 a year by not being a fucking normie tool. Congrats on pissing your money away though, faggot. Momma would be proud of you.

>>713649701
just the tip

If I open the box and the pizza isn't sliced? Nothing.

>>713649701
For that order, 5-7 bucks depending on my mood. I'm not a Jew.

>>713649701
$3 tip
>even $20, no change back

>>713652503
>still thinking $250/year is a significant amount of money

I mean, yeah, maybe if your mommy still pays your allowance.

>>713649966
$15

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>>713651691
Good. Guess what sonny? I don't give a fuck. As long as I get my food and they don't fuck it up (yes I know reading is hard for some of these morons) I will leave satisfied.

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>>713649701
Hand him a 20 and make him give me $3 in change. Maintain eye contact, close door.

>>713652439
Good thing I don't eat the low-class trash that your kind serve.

>>713652957
>• Lack of empathy – Inability to feel sympathy for others or to understand the emotional consequences of their actions
>• Cold, calculating nature – The ability and willingness to use others around them to personal gain
>• Shallow emotions – Lack of real emotion in response to events, limited capacity to feel love
>• Narcissism – A personality disorder in itself in which the individual feels strong love and admiration toward themselves
>• Grandiose self image – They might see themselves as someone who is superior to others and sometimes even experiences delusions.

Hmm...these all sound like traits of something I heard about once...hmmmm.....

>>713649701
nothing because if you beg for a tip i will call his manager gave give him some shit to get the faggot fired

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>>713649701

enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_DXzAr9Lk

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"See this? This is the playing of the world's smallest violin"
I don't tip and never will

>asks for tip
>give him exact change
Have a nice day faggot.

>>713650102
>r/HeDidTheMath

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>>713652816
Any amount of money is significant you fuckwit. Jews have the right idea.
>Last time i ever went to a shitty ihop.

hand him a $20
tipping should be a convenience not a guarentee

>>713649701
$5 is the correct answer, regardless of the cost of the pizza.

>>713649701
I tip the change. If it's 14 some I'd give him a 20.

$3 on a nice day, $4 on a rainy day or if i ordered a lot of food, $5 if it's storming like a mufugga.

If he actually said "plus tip" i would write "LOLNOPE" on the receipt tip line, sign it, and hand it back to him with a smile.

>>713651271
Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.

>>713649701
I just double the price. So I would hand the guy $35 and tell him to keep the change.

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They never ask for tip around here but will complain if you don't give at least 2$

If delivery is quick and the guy shows up with pic related I would give up to 5$ on a 17$ order.

>>713653640
>Not tipping on percentage.

>>713653717
I believe that the song "Like A Virgin" is about a slut making love to a man with a big dick.

>>713649701
3-4 dollars, a five if I have no ones

if i was a rich-fag $100

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>>713653717
Hmm... I wonder if there is some magical place people can go to get qualifications for a better job... oh! That's right, it's called "go to school you stupid dykes!" Seriously it's not that hard to do. Fucking kazy bitches wanting a handout. Fuck em. You don't want to work hard in life, you will never get anywhere. Stay fucked and bring me a refill.

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>>713653742

and if a currynigegr shows up with pic related I either don't tip and give him shit and refuse to pay.

>>713653586
>Jews have the right idea

Oh bruh now I know you trollin'

>>713650441
/thread

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>>713653586
>>713654301
Jew here.
Every time I saw my grandfather, he'd ask "What do you say?"
The response was "Save your money."
And he'd laugh and say, "That's right, and your money will save you."

I dont. It isnt my responsibility to pay you, that is your employers responsibility. And if he asks for a tip i call and report him to his manager.

>>713654615
Good man.

>>713654648
Woman detected

>>713649701
if he says "plus tip" or mentions a tip in any way, nothing. otherwise 15% rounded up to the nearest dollar

>>713654899
No, a college educated male who isn't obligated to pay some fucking high school dropout extra cash because he is too stupid to find real work.

>>713649701

I don't tip. I pay for my food and part of that goes to the fucker bringing my food. Where's the problem?

My only tip would be "Get a better job if that one doesn't pay the bills."

>>713655218
This

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>>713654648
Expect someone to spit on your next pizza.

>>713655092
if everyone thought like you there wouldnt even be delivery you lazy cunt

>>713655278
Good thing I dont order shit pizza from crappy chains. Once you move up in the world a little bit you will find that there are far better places than pizza hut and papa johns. poor faggot

>>713655092
>"if he asks for a tip i call and report him to his manager."

No man does this, are you a homosexual at least?

>>713649701
$20 flat, and keep the change. You did me a solid bringing two large pizzas to my door for less than $9, and it's not one of those craptastic Ceasar rat baits with the cafeteria sauce.
Have a great day, mate.

Can I pay in children?

>>713655395
Sure there would, cause dumb cunts will always have to work shit jobs and cater to people who made something out of themselves rather than accepting mediocrity in life and being a fucking service worker begging for tips.

name a pizza place that delivers that's better than papa john's bitch. i dare you

>>713655561
literally any locally owned pizza place in NYC or chicago.

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>>713649701
pic related

Your boss pays you. I pay for pizza

>>713655413
not him, but if you're not tipping the "good" pizza places, they'll still spit on your food. it's the same tards delivering pizzas everywhere.

>>713655642

>chicago

Fuck off kill yourself

>>713655642
they don't deliver tho. no good pizza place delivers. if they have to deliver they're fuckin desperate for customers. if a pizza place is good people will go out of their way to go to them

>>713650441
Then who's going to deliver pizza? You can't demand that service from someone while simutaneously disrespecting them for it.

>>713655519
>two large pizzas to my door for less than $9

Where is the fantasy land in which you live?

>>713651271
I always tip big, because a few dollars never hurts me, but makes someone else's day. a 10 dollar tip always makes sure I get the best service next time I come in, and seriously, you fag, make more money.. so that giving away 10-15 dollars isn't too hard on your ego.

>>713655838
This is pretty accurate, however the recent boom in local delivery services like postmates allows you to order in from places that dont do delivery

>>713655642
tbh probably any locally owned pizzaa shop in any city in North America

>>713655561
Any real pizza place, not a shitty chain fastfood pizza shop.

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>>713649701
Nothing cunt this is straya, delivery drivers here make alright dosh so no tip for them unless it's ya mum than she gets the whole bloody shaft mate.

>>713655772
I order from places that dont usually offer delivery, so services like postmates where someone goes and picks up my food for me and tipping is anonymous saves me from having some dumb delivery dude spit in my food since he never knows if i tipped or not.

>>713649701
‎¥0

3-5 dollars. Any less and youre a piece of shit who wasnt raised well.

>>713656236
Why? because some idiot was too stupid to finish high school and make something of himself i should have to pay him extra? fuck off with that bullshit and bring me a beer dumbfag

>>713655955
Nobody threw money at me for doing fuck all. You want a better life, you gotta work for it. Nobody will get a helping hand from me. I made it on my own, everyone else can and should too.

>>713655865
true, but there a lot of stupid people in the world with drivers licenses so there will always be someone to bring me my order.

>>713654171
You're some special kind of delusional, aren't you?

>>713651271
im a waiter myself, and cucks like you are literally the scum of the earth. we get paid minimum wage abd sometimes lower. a majority of my income is tips, so when a piece of trash no tipping cunt like yourself leaves and theres no money on the table of in the check book, next time you come back you can be sure that whatever you think your eating isnt what you think it is.

>>713656474
100% this. Cheers to another m8 whos made something of himself and doesnt feel the need to coddle stupid fucking people who haven't.

>>713656374
Delivery guy here, Pizza Hut tips are currently paying my way through college.

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>>713649701
fuck off, wrong house. I grow my own pizza

>>713654171
school costs money. money comes from tips.

$25 stupid to say plus tip. I feel bad for drivers because some people don't tip.

>>713656676
Its nobodies fault but yours that you work that shit job. Dont be mad at everyone else who is doing better than you just because you lack the drive to better yourself. No shut the hell up and go fetch me a bottle of wine that costs more than your entire paycheck.

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>>713653114
LOL Lets spin this differently
>• Lack of empathy – Inability to feel sympathy for others or to understand the emotional consequences of their actions
Like a pizza cuck who expects free money from people buying thier cheap ass food

>• Cold, calculating nature – The ability and willingness to use others around them to personal gain
Like a sad pizza cuck who feels entitled to free, extra money, while getting paid already. Shaking down clients for extra seems very cold and calculating

>• Shallow emotions – Lack of real emotion in response to events, limited capacity to feel love
Like a sad pizza cuck who needs to rely on fear of tampered food to extort free, extra money, then gets butthurt when the sense of entitlement is not met

>• Narcissism – A personality disorder in itself in which the individual feels strong love and admiration toward themselves
Like a sad little pizza cuck who feels so empowered by being a servant and both walking AND driving, that they demand free money

>• Grandiose self image – They might see themselves as someone who is superior to others and sometimes even experiences delusions.
Oh dear, like being a sad little pizza cuck who gets so hyped up on entitlement they feel they DESERVE free money

Doesn't look good for you sad pizza cucks does it

>>713656780
Good for you anon. Sincerely. What are you studying?

0$

>>713649701
$0
Tips are not mandatory in the US, their employer must make sure they meet federal or state minimum wage.
You don't tip any other fast food place, and that is all pizza is.

>>713655955
He's got the right idea. I wait tables and I have quite a few regulars who will give me a $20 or more every time they come in because they know I'll keep treating them right for that money.

>>713656995
Getting an associate's in Networking at the moment. Not sure where I want to specialize, thinking of starting with telecommunications cabling if I can.

>>713656845
this. a lot of people i know from college pay their way through it by being servers. if they look young help them out with a few dollars. if they're 30+ they already fucked up and don't leave em shit

>>713651271
I'm going to be that one guy...

I agree with you 100%, anon. Who the fuck even started such a dumb idea? You do your job and get paid. That's it. You are the one who signed up for a minimum wage job. Don't expect fucking handouts.

>muh most of my income comes from tips you inconsiderate jerk

Cashiers and other minimum wage workers don't receive tips. See them bitching and moaning? No.

Seriously all of you, fuck off.

>>713657239
>not tipping pizza man his 100%

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>>713657061
Damn right.
Imagine some shit like this happening:
>That will be $5.29 plus tip.

>when to a conference back in college
>hooked up a gamecube to hotel room and invited some other people all between 20 to 25 at a meet and greet
>played gamecube order domino's
>guy comes to our room
>total $51
>pooled the money
>gave him 95 bucks
>guy like kissing all our asses over the tip

I'd complain more about you fags not tipping, but with or without you I still make a super easy 24k a year just waiting tables, and that's enough for me right now.

>>713657239
>>713657239
>Cashiers and other minimum wage workers don't receive tips. See them bitching and moaning? No.
That's a joke, right? You've seriously never heard anyone complaining in the cx service field? What Utopia do you live in?

>>713657239
>implying wait staff make minimum wage

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>>713656676
You're a poor worker. You are a servant to your financial betters. You serve for a living and then give yourself airs?

Your last comment proves you deserve no tip. Shame on you little man, shame

>>713657141
So if they don't give you personally (not the restaurant) a lot of money, they get shitty service and possibly your bodily fluids in the food?
You're a real piece of shit, you know that?

fun fact: in-store and on-the-road wages are different for delivery drivers. can be anywhere from 2-3 dollars less while on the road; and gas and various car-related expenses come out of the driver's pocket. not to mention delivery is a privilege for the customers, not a right.
can't afford to tip? don't fucking order.
respect deliver drivers, they do your fat lazy ass a favor

>>713657538
>implying it's not federal law employers don't have to make sure all employees regardless of tipped status don't have to make federal minimum wage

tipping is dumb as fuck. why dont you just tell me the amount of money you want instead of making me guess or whatever

>>713657458
>I make a super easy $250 every week
That's any minimum wage job. Seriously. Get out of whatever you're doing. It's pathetic.

>>713657538
>But muh minimum wage laws
Or we can start taxing you dead beat tax dodgers on your tips.

>>713649701
If he says plus tip I don't give them shit. There is a charge for delivery so I'm not obligated. BUT, if the delivery people keep their mouth shut and know humility and manners I will tip them 5 bucks usually. If it is a big order for a party I tip 20.

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>All these faggots saying "i don't tip"
>Not understanding the USA service industry
>"You should get a better job if you don't like it"
>Who the fuck do you want to serve your damn food then asshole?
>"Robot's lel"
>Not understanding that robot's are still not able to give the service a human can
>Spoiled little fucks have never had to serve someone hand and foot for hours
>Still not understanding how your waiter/waitress make money

>>713656676
You can't get paid lower than minimum wage, you retarded wagecuck. This kind of dumb shit ignorance is the reason you will never make anything of your pathetic life. If your tips in addition to you pay does not make the minimum wage, your employer must lay you the difference. You would already know this if you cared even a little about financial responsibility. Even now, on the internet, people need to give you tips because you are too lazy and stupid to do anything for yourself. I pity you. 50 more years of the same cuckery and then you get to die. What a waste of a life.

>>713651271
If you are a usual customer at a restaurant, just know they have messed with your food at least once. You are known as that cheap douchebag with no manners.

>>713653586
kek

>Dat smiley face in the zero

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>>713656090
this cunt has the right idea

who the fuck started this "-plus tip!" meme?

>>713657533
Yeah they complain about their jobs or the people they work with. Not from unsuccessfully skimping free money off of people for doing their job.

>>713657786
>tipping a mechanic for doing his job
>tipping the mailman for doing his job
>tipping your mom for cleaning your room since you're too fucking lazy to do it yourself
>pizza boys and waiters demanding tips

>>713657959
Yes you can. I know girls who make like 3 some a an hour at these high price sports bars. You don't know shit.

>>713656090
I just read your whole post thinking of that steve irwin voice, thanks for making my night kangaroo fucker lol

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>>713657786
A conveyor belt can do their jobs faggot. They don't cook it. They don't prepare it. They don't kill the animal or process the carcass

Tell me more about that personal choice to engage in menial labor for hours on end. Tax dodge you say? Minimum wage laws you say?

>>713651691
>>713652439
>>713653717

It is not the responsibility of the consumer to pay for the work of the employee. In other countries, it actually an insult to leave a tip. The only reason we tip is because the managers are greedy jews who refuse to pay their fucking employees a reasonable amount.

You are complete tools if you support this practice. Stop acting like we're the assholes for not tipping, when their managers are the real assholes for not paying them enough. Not my job, not my problem. You picked the shit job, not me, yet im responsible for your well-being

>>713649701
The rest of the twenty.

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>>713651271
Well, you're just an asshole then. Carry on

>>713649701

Depends where I order from.

There's this local chain I like with about five stores, and the delivery kids are always super fast with hot food and are very polite and friendly. I tip them $5, and $10 if it's a holiday or there are heavy storms and for some reason I'm ordering pizza.

If my wife has her asshole friends over and they decide to get dominos, fuck them, I tell my wife I'm tipping and write fuck you on the tip line (I actually like dominos, our local one just sucks and I never eat a bite of the food).

Anywhere else I kick them like 3 or 4. I mean the tipping system is retarded, but it's still where my society is, and not tipping doesn't make you some progressive genius, it makes you a cock who's pinging some struggling kid because you want to prove a point.

If you don't tip in a tipping culture you're just an asshole. If tipping is something you actually dwell on, you shouldn't be ordering food, you should be cooking something. If the idea of tipping $5 instead of $2 increases your blood pressure, go back to israel.

>>713658229
Sure. If you believe that I've got some magic beans to sell your stupid ass.

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>>713656676
Please fuck right off and kill yourself. Maybe if you do that right I'll leave you a tip

>plus tip

I'd give him the standard $2. Normally give more but asking for a tip is bad form

>>713658101
I think it was an australian. they love to fuck with us.

>>713658506
>Ifunny watermark

What are you doing with your life, good god

>>713657579
No, kid. The real piece of shit is you for just automatically assuming that's who I am. I've never once fucked with a guests meal. And I don't give out shitty service because I still care about my job. What I don't do is go above and beyond for pieces of shit such as yourself. There's a difference. If you treat me right, you'll get the best service you'll ever get here. If you treat me wrong, you'll just get nothing extra.

>>713651271
I love people like you. You may get away with it the first time, but we remember you for the next time. The tip I get from you is much more than money. It's the feeling I get watching you eat the food I rubbed by balls on. Watching you drink the drink I spit in. You think you're getting away with something, but you're paying in a much more satisfying way.

Enjoy your food sir.

>>713656676
https://www.dol.gov/general/topic/wages/wagestips
"If the employee's tips combined with the employer's direct wages of at least $2.13 per hour do not equal the federal minimum hourly wage, the employer must make up the difference."
Get fucked bitch.

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>>713658790
Yer right help me. (A meme is a meme regardless where it came from. It gets the idea across)

>>713657239
>I agree with you 100%, anon. Who the fuck even started such a dumb idea? You do your job and get paid. That's it. You are the one who signed up for a minimum wage job. Don't expect fucking handouts.
drivers at our pizza shop make $10 a day

the old owner didn't even pay them that

>>713657734
Check your math, bub. $500 a week. *sunglasses slide down onto face while I shoot the finger guns*

>>713651271
jew

Just the tip

>>713658885
>you'll just get nothing extra.

So I'll get my food without your bodily fluids on it,and I'll get refills on my drink and when I'm all done I'll get my bill? Sounds good to me! Consider yourself not tipped.

>>713659176
dude holy shit that was 4 miliseconds later

>>713651271
>>713653206
You anons, are pieces of shit. Ive worked as a delivery driver and i can tell you there is nothing more frustrating then a lazy fuck who couldn't get up and get there own food, so called in for a delivery and doesn't even have the decency to tip someone who used there own gas and time to deliver it to you.

>>713657141
>treating them right

I really want to bash your fucking head in you illiterate mong. No wonder you serve people to scrape up your meager ass living. The people come in there for a fucking service. The service comes with a price. If the person pays the fucking price they are entitled to their damn service. They don't owe you shit, so do your damn job and stop being an immature fucking kid. You make me sick with your fucked sense of entitlement for working a minimum wage job. Literally kill yourself, we don't need you here.

>>713658948
Lol. That shit never happens. You faggots can't afford to get caught. Enjoy your "badboy" fantasies though.

>>713659092
And?

>>713659399
spotted the guy that's never worked in a kitchen

>>713658149
>mechanics can charge you whatever they want. They're getting that extra money
>the mailman gets paid an actual salary from his employer
>I'm sorry your mom doesn't give you enough allowance to tip her
>servants who wait on you hand and foot while there employer gives them $2.35 an hour and need your tip to pay the bills

>>713651691

"Everybody knows you as that guy who doesn't tip."

end of the fucking world, honestly

>be me
>be delivery driver for dominos
>got neet friend a job with me
>we're delivery bros, go on ride alongs and get drunk at work
>after one especially shitty night (dumb niggers, cheap kikes, and piss-scented rednecks) we get especially drunk
>have a list compiled of all repeat-offenders
>we decide to have an aluminum bat accompany us on a drunken escapade through town
>first hit: inaudible nigger who makes her niglet offspring answer the door because niggers are scared of white delivery drivers for some reason
>pull up eerily slow, making sure nobody is witness to our deed
>friend lunges out of the car with bat in-hand
>attacks their mailbox violently
>i'm kek'ing in the passenger seat uncontrollably
>leaves the mailbox completely destroyed
>second hit: wouldn't y'know it, another nigger (and his disgusting white girlriend)
>this time, it's my turn
>we approach the house
>garage door is open- so we profile the house to make sure nobody is outside
>after securing our safety, we park. same as before
>i'm still a litle paranoid
>then an idea hits me
>i'll just take my shirt off and wear a towel over my head
>i remove my shirt and fashion a towel over my head
>i get out, ready to carry out my deed
>swing after swing i knock this motherfucker clean off the stand
>viciously attack the defenseless box
>i bang it into a crumpled pulp of its former self
>hop inside the car and kek away to ihop for breakfast

>>713658229
No kid, you don't know shit. The boss pays her that $3 an hour because she's expected to make up the other $6 an hour in tips. If she doesn't, by law he has to cover the difference. Sure it means their actual pay checks are tiny, but their wages with tips are huge

>>713659113
Wow...a whole five hundred a week? That's like 26k a year. You could pay off a crappy car and crappy house in like, 25 years....sweet!

>>713659473
>not reading the comment thread
>responding anyways
why would anyone do this?

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>>713658149
You dont get it do you?

Minimum wage is not near enough for a single parent to pay bills, hell, two parents getting paid minimum wage is not enough to support a average family of 4.

"They shouldn't have kids then lel"

just go fuck yourself right now

>>713658261
Do you honestly not understand how that would impact the economy? Fuck anyone who EVER made a mistake as a kid, right?

HEY! even more so fuck the men and women who can't get a job in our shit hole of a country even thought they are protecting sorry fuck like yourself.

Sure, here's $22

>>713659343
The thing is that price is based on the assumption that the guest will tip based on the service. If it wasn't then the price of the food would increase to pay the difference. Not to mention your server would have no reason to provide a better service because they would get paid the same regardless.

>>713659511
>mechanics go by ASE standards for job time according to the work needing done - the extra comes from unregulated pricing on parts, not labor, shop around and find one cheaper
>so to delivery boys and waiters - see >>713658973
>get a real job and you can move out of your boyhood home
>bullshit, once again, see >>713658973

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3/5ths of a dollar, naturally

>>713659709
hot chicks make hundreds extra a night working drunks at a sports bar

>>713659699
Why oh why didn't somebody shoot you

>>713649701
If he pointed "plus tip", i'd give him 50 and ask for my change, no tips.
If he didn't, i'd give him 20.

Is it just me or are black people awful tippers.
>MFW getting delivery with name dequan on it.

>>713659180
It just makes you scum. The whole point of my post earlier wasn't about threatening non tippers. It was just about how when you tip good, that person will always remember you and do literally anything they can to get that huge tip again.

>>713659999
because i'm a white male and non-tippers are fucking scum

>>713655865
damn it's like he's delivering the pizza for free. Better supplement his wage!

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Uh h...he...here's $15 can you lend me $2. Its all i got for allowance this week

>>713649701
depends on how long it took to get to me. if late, $1. if on time, 10, if early, 20...

>>713659999
nice quads man

>>713660155
No but delivery drivers dont even get paid minimum wage under the assumption that they will get a tip, also they are using there own gas to deliver to your lazy ass who couldnt get up and get there own food.

>>713660019
>its not just me

YES, fucking awful

I'm not even racist they just aren't generous.

>>713659877
Then let it be that way. Nobody should ever have to pay in order to receive less than substantial service.

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>>713659511
Someone fucking gets it.

>>713659399
Lol go ahead and keep telling yourself that. I've personally done it and I know others that have done it as well.

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>>713659699
>>713659999
Quads demand it. Requesting name and address.

>>713660128
Yeah and Jamal probably had your inbred girl in the back and that's why he sent his kid to answer.

Please die trying to suck your own dick

>>713657786
Also:
>not understanding restaurants overpay their waiters outside of the US to compensate for a living wage. We just tip the difference.
It's really 6 in one, half-dozen in the other.
...unless you're a cheap eurocuck, ausfag or canadafag in the US. Every waiter I know fucka with their food whenever they hear an accent because they never tip.
Enjoy your ball sweat salad, you cheap cocksuckers.

>>713659399
if only you knew, you poor fucker

>>713658948
yeah...and just when do you pull your balls out and rub them on my food? this is just some shit low level fags like you say to feel vindicated. Now shut your pleb mouth and go get me a beer, bitch.

>>713649701
Do you murricans really say "plus tip?" are wages in the USA really that bad?

>>713660325
Thank you anon

>>713658009
Then they wonder why they get a bullet in the head for trying to poison me.

>>713659343
Are you retarded? Your tip is what pays for the service. You're just paying to get food. The great services comes with the assumption that you will be a decent human and tip the person providing it to you. If you don't want to tip for the service, then all you should get is the food walked to your table and a bill handed to you. Literally nothing else.

>>713659800
You can't support them, don't have them. It's called - say it with me - RESPONSIBILITY. Have some, ya worthless cunt.
I am not your fucking fairy godmother, nigger. I don't have to make sure you and your little parasite have a home, clothes to wear, and food to eat because I didn't help create the little beasts.
At most I'd chip in a nickel so you can get your nuts cut out.

>>713660425
i would think i tip fine. like 10-20 dollars

>>713659800
No friend, you misunderstand. Often, these jobs are consequences of poor life choices. Choices that were and are, not my problem. Deal with it

Nobody is responsible for you and your life but you. If you choose not to better yourself, then you'll get less respect, from me, society and yourself

Don't pretend waitstaff are anything less than menial laborers. It should be a job, not a career

>>713649701
If anyone in the service industry mentions tip to me, that's automatic "No tip for you". Otherwise, I don't tip.

>>713660753
thats all i want. the food handed to me and a bill when im done. Thank you for justifying not tipping.

>>713659342
What if I paid w credit card, I ain't carry cash all day

>>713660128
>non tippers are scum


>deliberately vandalized someone's property for not throwing your dog ass three extra dollars so you can go waste it on heroin and mountain dew

How inbred are you? Three generations? Four?

>>713660753
This would be ideal tbh...

I think im gonna go order a steak and beer, and then not tip. Cheers guys!

>>713660948
You can tip with credit card, typically theyll have you sign some receipt once they deliver where you can also leave a tip, if you so desire.

>>713660657
>Do you murricans really say "plus tip?"
no. it's a meme you dip.

>>713659735
The point was, I don't need to complain about tips. It's the only way I'm affording school right now. That's right. I'm a minimum wage employee that's trying to better himself by going to school. Bet you'd never expect that from one of us.

Ill give him 5 plastic spoons

>>713660753
>If you don't want to tip for the service, then all you should get is the food walked to your table and a bill handed to you. Literally nothing else.

That's all I want. I don't want some asshole standing around chatting with me because he thinks we're friends. Get my food. Get my drink. Bring me my bill.

>>713660753
>tries to justify your Jew ways
>ends up proving my point exactly

Lmao, maybe being a waiter is just the job for you. I bet if I tipped your dumbass a chuckee cheese token, you'd mistake it for a dollar coin

Kys

>>713660632
It's simple. I just go back to the kitchen grab a handful of your food and shove it down my pants and rub it all around. If it's something I can't grab a handful of I'll spit in it or add some boogers. Sometimes I'll just ask the cook to give it some extra seasoning and they'll drop it on the floor before plating it. If you really think the people that handle your food can't mess with it before it gets to you then you're a special kind of stupid.

>>713660956
not as inbred as your jewish cult you kik swine

>>713661651
kike*

>>713649701
Most places charge a delivery fee so fuck the tip

>>713658626
Restaurants are allowed to pay waiters, servers
and the like less than minimum because they expect them to make most of their money on tips. I really thought that shit was common knowledge.

>>713649701
>Give the faggot $17.01
>Keep the change ya filthy animal
>Shoot off my machine gun and laugh like a madman

>>713660937
>>713661066
>>713661503
>>713661552

People with actual sense are here

>>713661694
delivery fees go in the store's pocket and the franchise's auto-insurance for drivers

>>713660019
Them, and women. Not even trying to be edgy. Anytime I'm serving a single man, or a man with his kids, it's always a very respectable tip. Women though, pathetic tippers. They'll come in with 6 of their friends and leave $3. I once had a table of 7 men leave $250, no joke.

>>713661650
What kind of fucking kitchen do you work in, Chuckee Cheese? What self respecting chef would do any of that?

>>713661729
You know what else is common knowledge?
https://www.dol.gov/general/topic/wages/wagestips
"If the employee's tips combined with the employer's direct wages of at least $2.13 per hour do not equal the federal minimum hourly wage, the employer must make up the difference."

>>713661651
>>713661690

Proved my point exactly.

I'm surprised you even have the mental capacity to open the car door.

>>713661473
No faggot, it's expected of you. You'll still get no tip though

Now, when you bomb out in a year or two, then your working there to exist, then you'll be a sad little cuck

i pick up my pizza
not paying 4$ delivery charge then they expect me to tip, fuck that shit

>>713661995
Drivers dont even receive that delivery charge, the store does.

>>713661650
youre the one who has put himself into a position in life where your only way of feeling vindicated is by sticking your hands in your pants and rubbing my lobster all over your balls in a kitchen full of people. but, im a special kind of stupid? you keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. btw im still waiting on my beer faggot

>>713662086
I know, they get $1, or something.

>>713660529
I know I've never, and will never do it, but I've seen my coworkers and have not stopped them. Some people deserve it. Shoutout to the man who ate a piece of okra my friend rolled around in her mouth because you yelled at me and complained about everything.

>>713661933
what point? that you're an irredeemable kike with no sense of gratuity? enjoy burning in hell with moloch

>>713652714
Omg no.

>>713649701
Give him a 20$ bill
Tell him to not worry about the change

>>713649701
"Here's a $20, change is yours."

Because I'm not a fucking libertarian cockholster and I know that delivery driving is shit work. Maybe if we ever stop treating our overworked like shit and make the fat lazy entitled pukes who were born with more money than god work the fields for a change things can get better to the point where we don't have tipping as a replacement for actual pay.

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>>713662266
>talks about gratuity

>wrecks a persons property while the person did nothing to you

I wonder if you look as dumb as you are.

>>713659399
Poor bastard. Enjoy your food.

>>713662584
youre just bitter. if you could have been born into a rich family you would have

I don't believe in tipping

>>713662686
>hurr durr inconsequential hypocrisy

if i lose money on a delivery, i'll return it ten-fold
fuck you

i tip 2-3, which is more then fair for the distance they drive. (~2 miles)

>>713662158
If you're too dumb to realize that being a dick to people providing you a service has repercussions then yes, you are the special kind of stupid.

>>713649701
probably a 20$, I know its rude to ask for a tip but whatever its the holidays I saw a really fucking old dude dilivering to my doorstep today and gave him 2 bucks in tips

>>713662873
>committing felony vandalism and destruction of federal property because you didn't get a tip
People like you are made to be prison bitches.

>>713662873
no you wont, because if my property ends up fucked up I will file a report with the police... who will get the security camera footage and I will finger you as the delivery driver who i didnt tip, and i will sue your ass to the maximum extent of the law and you will lose your shit job and have to go get an even shittier job.

>>713660395
A lot of delivery places pay their workers gas money (it comes from the delivery fee) and in America if they are getting paid less than min. wage and their tips dont amount up to min wage then they get min wage in the end...

>>713663108
not nearly as stupid as a guy whos only way of seeking retribution is to rub food on his balls in a public place. fucking loser.

>>713656820
underrated post

>Whoa man just throw them $5, $10, it doesn't hurt you
>All the tipcucks on this thread

I have the money to tip, but I worked for it, I didn't expect it to be given because of charity or because of ambiguous criteria every time or so.
If my employer doesn't pays me correctly I don't go to our custormers and expect them to pay me what's left, they are paying the company, not directly to the worker, that's ridiculuous.
Learn to work for your pay kids, not expect everything to just come because "man it's just $5, give me"

>>713656896
shut up cuck

>>713663108
You sure you're smart enough to even work where you work?

I hope you get caught and fired. You have no purpose in life but to ruin peoples food if they don't give you extra money your dog ass doesn't deserve.

>>713658599

Nailed it.
Especially with local places, they will remember you.
It's up to you if you want huge portions of well made food and occasionally something for free, or if you want taint sprinkled on your food.

>>713653586
You might be the most retarted person I've ever seen on this site and I've been here far too long.

>>713662873
Yeah, If you tried to damage my vehicle or any of my property because I did not tip you... You would not even have a chance to get away since I live in a gated community. All i would have to do is inform security with a push of a button that you vandalized my property and you wouldnt be allowed to pass. Within a few minutes the on site officer would come and arrest you and you would be fired. all this assuming I didnt beat the fucking shit out of you and hold you there myself.

>>713663531
You're a stupid fag, you act like its asking for a handout, you are using a service and its expected to throw a few dollars someones way when a service is done to your pleasing. You act like these people are just knocking on your door and asking for money.

>>713658149
your mom cleans your room?

Most service jobs where tips are expected are almost always min. wage jobs. The people that argue "I get paid less than min wage, this is my living!" Your living is only possible because of tips. In the end, everyone in America gets paid min wage or the employers are committing fraud. It fucking amazes me how the U.S.'s society has adopted this attitude that you must tip these certain people for doing a "service". What fucking service are half of these people doing besides doing their job? I don't tip the fucking retards at mcdonalds for taking my order or making my food... Amazing how stupid our society is yet how advanced of a nation we are... I guess that's what we get when we stole the land from the redskin niggers.

I'll tip whatever it is to make up the small difference because I hate carrying cash.. If something is $17, I'll give you the $2 because I don't want the change.

If I pay with credit, go get fucked.

>>713663745

Didn't take long for another autist to show up.

>>713663879
I wish. I haven't lived at home since college.
You know, part of the being an adult thing.

>>713657239
Maybe you should get a better job so tipping doesn't make you self conscious

>>713663977
>To lazy to pick up your own food
>Uses service so someone brings to doorstep
>Doesn't tip
... Yea im the autist.

I don't normally tip unless it's like $16.58 or some shit then I just make it an even $17 etc etc. I used to make minimum wage working in a cafe and I never got upset about people not tipping for doing my job. However the only time I can really justify tipping is if I was with a big party and we ordered a lot of food and drinks and the bill was over $100.

Just my opinion and how I feel about tips.

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Every Server/delivery driver on this thread. (pic related)

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>>713649701

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"Plus tip?"

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>>713652503
Lmao are you retarded? To purchase delivery or go to a restaurant where you even have the option of tipping, you're spending more than $3-5 a week. Delivery is cheap and most places don't order unless you get at least $12 of food. If you cant afford an extra $2-4 for a tip, you shouldn't be ordering at all

>>713664158
>pays the total in FULL
>you think I should pay your dumbass anymore money for doing your damn job

Maybe next time we should go in and pick up the damn food so the place doesn't need you anymore so they can fire your stupid ass. Then you can worry about Jamal tipping you when you finish sucking his dick to pay for your next gram of meth

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