Try and scare me, b/. I bet you can't.

>>713632898
Origin of pic scary.

C'mon, b/ros, don't fail me.

If singles, you never have sex again

>>713633824
Try me.

>>713633824
>>713632898
Boom roasted

>>713633904
Shit

>>713633824
>again
nice try

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Right now, at this very moment, there is a terrifying muscle man living beneath your very own skin

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whatever you roll comes for you in your sleep tonight

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>>713634168
Kek

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>>713634201
ayy lmao

>>713634240
fine

>>713634478
WASTED ;)))

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Boo!

>>713632898
9gag is trying to become like 4chin

>>713634240
oky

>>713634240
Yeet

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What's your thoughts on the screwworm epidemic in Florida?

>>713634600
>A corpse that summons demons and the rest of the data is expunged.

Nice roll anon.

>>713632898
You're going to end up just like your dad, marrying someone just like your mother, in a dead end job supporting your partner and kids. Until you die

>>713634674
tell me more about it anon
any links?

>>713634240
roll

>>713634240
crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

>>713635017
what a crock of shit, reroll.

>>713634240
Roll

>>713632898
booooo

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>>713634240
o

>>713635228
tl;dr

>>713632898
Hello, OP? I'm agent Wilson, IRS. I have a few questions about your past two income tax returns.

>>713635361
DELETE THIS

>>713635361
THAT'S TOO FAR!!! MODS MODS MODS!!!

>>713634240
roll

I first met in person with Mary E. in the summer of 2007. I had arranged with her husband of fifteen years, Terence, to see her for an interview. Mary had initially agreed, since I was not a newsman but rather an amateur writer gathering information for a few early college assignments and, if all went according to plan, some pieces of fiction. We scheduled the interview for a particular weekend when I was in Chicago on unrelated business, but at the last moment Mary changed her mind and locked herself in the couple's bedroom, refusing to meet with me. For half an hour I sat with Terence as we camped outside the bedroom door, I listening and taking notes while he attempted fruitlessly to calm his wife.

The things Mary said made little sense but fit with the pattern I was expecting: though I could not see her, I could tell from her voice that she was crying, and more often than not her objections to speaking with me centered around an incoherent diatribe on her dreams — her nightmares. Terence apologized profusely when we ceased the exercise, and I did my best to take it in stride; recall that I wasn't a reporter in search of a story, but merely a curious young man in search of information. Besides, I thought at the time, I could perhaps find another, similar case if I put my mind and resources to it.

Mary E. was the sysop for a small Chicago-based Bulletin Board System in 1992 when she first encountered smile.jpg and her life changed forever. She and Terence had been married for only five months. Mary was one of an estimated 400 people who saw the image when it was posted as a hyperlink on the BBS, though she is the only one who has spoken openly about the experience. The rest have remained anonymous, or are perhaps dead.

I am the definition of scary.
>be me
>psychopath methhead
>cooking pounds of meth
>gets caught red handed by FBI
>Starts shooting FBI before hauling 18 pounds of meth out of Nevada.
>I am still on the run to this day.
>hope december will be better than this peice of shit month.

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>>713634914
Screwworms are a type of fly that lays eggs in open wounds in animals. While most maggots eat rotted stuff, screwworms can eat live flesh and burrow into the still-living host, which dies much later. These are a threat to livestock, pets, etc, with the occasional human victim popping up, usually in third world countries. Currently, there has been an outbreak in the Florida Keys, where it has taken a high toll on the local deer and some other animals.

http://www.fla-keys.com/news/news.cfm?sid=9384

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/25/us/parasites-deer-florida-keys.html?_r=0

>>713635906
In 2005, when I was only in tenth grade, smile.jpg was first brought to my attention by my burgeoning interest in web-based phenomena; Mary was the most often cited victim of what is sometimes referred to as "Smile.dog", the being smile.jpg is reputed to display. What caught my interest (other than the obvious macabre elements of the cyber-legend and my proclivity toward such things) was the sheer lack of information, usually to the point that people don't believe it even exists other than as a rumor or hoax.

It is unique because, though the entire phenomenon centers on a picture file, that file is nowhere to be found on the internet; certainly many photomanipulated simulacra litter the web, showing up with the most frequency on sites such as the imageboard 4chan, particularly the /x/-focused paranormal subboard. It is suspected these are fakes because they do not have the effect the true smile.jpg is believed to have, namely sudden onset temporal lobe epilepsy and acute anxiety.

>>713635984
Finally, something to curb the deer population. I'm getting desperate enough to think this isn't such a bad idea.

>>713634240
Watch me get nothing bad

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>>713635361
OH SHIT NIGGER I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

I had a screwworm go into my head and arm once. Went to the ER for that shit.
>screwmeplease.
No.

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>>713632898
They're going to ban hentai!!!!

>>713634240
roll

>>713634240
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>713634240
Pls god

>>713633100
What's the origin?

>>713636223
Key Deer are about 3 feet tall and there's about 1000 of them total. That's hardly an overpopulation.

>>713636600
AAAAHH

>>713632898
Only the endless void awaits you after death.

>>713636633
SAVE THESE DEER NO MORE EXTINCT PEPES.

>>713634240
K m8

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>>713632898
Come January 20th this man will be our president.

>>713633824
If your post is singles, or mine? Because if mine is dubs then I should be good

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>>713634240
roll

>>713636633
I'm from Michigan, where there's 5 deer for every human. We have it almost as bad as Pensylvania. My mother has hit so many of the fucks with her car, she stopped trying to remove the hair from the fender, thinks maybe the smell will scare them off. At this point, I'm willing to try anything to curb the bastards.

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>>713632898

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>>713636792
You can carry'em over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

>>713634240
ok

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>>713637159
I'm not disputing that deer are pests in many areas at all. Some places really don't need a bagging limit on them. This is just about these particular deer in Florida, and the horrifying flesh-eating maggots that are currently infesting them and some other animals.

>>713634240
go

>>713637159

Do you use these?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000CC4O58/ref=pd_aw_fbt_263_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9P07NNNKRPY3FECCCC54

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This is now a Deer thread

>>713637213
That just makes me eager to steal one and use it as a cum dumpster.
>thanks for the info friend

>>713635228
i need more proof, it look like it's real but, 80% chance it's fake.

>>713634240
rolll

>>713634240
rollerino

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>>713636938
he said scare not excite.

>>713634240
rollerino niggerino

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>>713634201
Muscle man? You do know there is A WHOLE FUCKING SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT?

>>713634240
Rollerino

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>>713632898

>>713637642
No I've been cucking myself by not buying this

>>713634240
oh fuck roll that shit

>>713634240
le roll xd

>>713634240
Roll

>>713635228
Holy fuck... My curiosity makes me want to go there.

>>713637911
9/11 get.

>>713636387
underage fag btfo

>>713632898
boo

>>713634240
Rooll

>>713634240
K

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Anyone got a copy of the Grifter? Havent watched it in a while

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>>713637768
Given the tourists that show up there, I'm sure the deer are used to it.

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>>713637967
OH FUCK NO WAY

>>713637967
Prove it

Try to not being a faggot OP.

I bet you can't.

>>713637450
Okay, these deer are adorable. Plus, they don't really look like a plague upon the land, not like the 5 bastards RIGHT OUT MY FUCKING WINDOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

>>713638143
No but i have a video of Hitlers Suicide.

>>713634240
Nothing can share me

>>713634240
rollo rollo

>>713634240
Roll

>>713634240
Role

>>713637200
I've been seeing this thing/vid since I was about 12 or 13 years old and to this day this still scares the living shit out of me.
Imagine that approaching you at night while you're in bed
Also does anyone know the back story to this vid?

>>713635228
I found the headless doll
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/9128776/Photographs-of-Chernobyl-and-the-ghost-town-of-Pripyat-by-Michael-Day.html?frame=2161232

>>713634240

Roll

>>713634240
rawll

>>713634240
ok

>>713638137
>researcher attempted to steal item, died

7u7

>>713638532
Cult-y weirdo hermaphrodite known as Goddess Bunny. Some guy made a documentary about him/her/it. Just a freak.

>Your parents find out what you fap to

>>713634240
spook me

>>713634240
R000lllin

>>713638205
This is why we need moar deer. I'm not stopping nothing until I see more than 100 deer in my front yard

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>>713635228
i also found one of those creature lmao

>>713638138
lel

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>>713637828

>>713634240
ROLL!

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>>713638377

Not all Key Deer are nice. Here's one trying to sell drugs to kids.

>>713634240

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Whites are dying out

>>713634240
reroll xd

>>713638143
bump

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>>713634240
-------------------------

>>713638839
Jesus christ
Thank you..

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>>713638932
of course, look what i found on this city's water. Isn't that a proof ?????? WHAT DO YOU FUCKING NEED ???

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this pic drawn by Clark Ashton Smith spooks me a bit

>>713634240
gaiahaahah

>>713634240
rollin

>>713639038
some guy, except he #######, he was sarcastic, but when researcher attempted to fuck him, he died.

>>713634240
ROLLANDO!

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>>713638945
Also, there is a black market in protein shakes made from Key Deer.

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>>713632898
check this shit out

>>713634240
let's try it out. roll

>>713634240
Lol

>>713634240
Roll

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>>713639239

>>713639285
what the fuck

>>713639239
stop it anon
it won't grow back

>>713639060
The only reason I knew that is because that shit haunted me for years back in the day. I needed to know it wasn't some backwater murder ritual or a tape a serial killer played his victims 24/7 in the rape dungeon.

>>713639192
indestructible guy, who nuked the ground and now left somewhere

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>>713638894

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>>713634240
Fucking kike

>>713634240
roll

>>713634240
Roll

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arhoo

>>713635361
MODS????!!! DELETE THIS HOLY FUCK

>>713634910
Eh nowhere near as bad you make it sound.

>>713634240
i don't get it, reroll

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>>713632898
>>713632898

This guy is gonna come get you at 3:11 tonight

>>713634240
git

>>713639464
kek

>>713634240
Rolling bois.

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Play this.

Please try to look past the PS1 graphics.

>>713634240
Heh, come at me

>>713634240
Didn't read first cuz fuck it

>>713634240
Cmon boi

>>713634240
legoo

>>713633824
>again
so that means i still have a chance for a first regardless

>>713634240
REROOOOLL even if i don't know what is this for.

>>713634240
Roll

>>713637213
I would rail the shit out of that dyke in the crocodile hunter cosplay.

>>713639285
SORCERY! Burn the witch!

>>713635228

Fucking fake as fuck. Pripyat still has loads of radiation and no one goes to Pripyat without a radiation dectctor let alone sleeping in the night there.

>>713634240
Nothing spooky pls

>>713634240

rollan

>>713639664
Skeleton Jelly for Smash!

This is now a git gud at porthread you dumb cunts

>>713634240
Rollenroga

>>713639239
>>713639285
I was dumb when I was a kid, remember being 3 and my uncle would do this and I'd freak out, wasn't even thumb for thumb, it was thumb for index finger.

>>713634201
what do you mean terrifying thats my fetish

>>713639848
Me too. But this time were goin duck dynasty.

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>>713634240
>just a guy
>summons demons
>he fell over
>leaves cryptic messages now

Am I getting haunted by a retarded Necromancer?

>>713640042
I'm being hunted by [EXPUNGED]. It's known to [EXPUNGED], and during tests it spat blood. It's whereabouts are currently unknown.

>>713634240
oh shit

>>713637754
shut the buck up

>>713634240
rolling for my scp.

>>713639444
checked and yes, that's fucking terrifying...

>>713640510
I'm bucking your mom.

>>713636618
ahenobarbus henocied

>>713640616
oh shit looks like I need to call hellboy.

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>>713632898

It's almost tax season.

>>713634240
J.K. Rowlin'

The scariest things I have come across are niggers, jeff sessions, and 4chan trap threads.

If you don't get scared by this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Anything that is haunted and can walk.

>>713641127
Anguished Man meets The Scream?

>>713640680
oh deer thats harsh. well sir you can go buck yourself hand hoof it right out of this thread

>>713634240
rolling...

>>713641377
Sorry you mistakened /b/ for /mlp/. >>713641377

>>713634240
oipdfjhgbpofisg

>>713641567
obviously you are unaware that this is a deer thread.

>>713634240
gooooo

GET ALL THE DEERS IN HERE

Some comics from Emily Carroll used to scare me when I was little, but now I just find them interesting (even got one picture tattooed)

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>>713641932

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>>713641932
Not anymore senior!

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>>713632898
~~SPIRIT~~cooking~~takeover.....
~ Stare into her eyes to feel your spirit cooking. Feel the warmth in your heart?
~~Yes you do.
~~~ Yes you do.
~~~~Now it's getting too warm! it's being laser microwaved through a spirit cooking video driver virus.
~~~~~Stop watching her eyes now.
~~~~~~Your spirit has been cooked once you finish reading this.

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>>713642344
my deer bro's we seem to have a spider in our midst lets show him that's he's on the wrong side of the forrest.

>>713634240
fucc

>>713641052
That's promotional advertising for Cold Fear.

>>713634240
Can't wait

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>>713642474

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>>713634240
ok.. gimme sexy one

>>713642686
Why don't you crawl out of here, there's plenty of web for all of us.

>>713634240
hi

>>713639285
MODS !

>>713639285
wtf gore thread?!

>>713634559
gl

>>713639285
FUCKING SHIT MAN WHAT THE HELL. YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU FUCKING....... FUCK.

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>>713642775
sheet cool alien scientist

SCP-2775: Oh, uh, hi. I had an issue with one of these human specimens that I bought. It’s not working.

SCP-2775-1: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that sir, have you tried rebooting it?

SCP-2775: Hold on, let me try. (pause in call) Well I took its shoe off and put it back on and nothing changed.

SCP-2775-1: No sir, I mean that you need to turn it fully off and then on again.

SCP-2775: Okay, gimme a sec. (pause in call) Oh, oh sweet Gizyxs-now it’s bleeding everywhere and screaming, how the hell do I make it stop? (next portion is quieter, as if spoken away from the phone) How the hell do you have that much blood?

>>713635361
Jesus Christ, are you completely mad?

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>>713632898
if you'r not scared and won't reply your whatever will die in sleep tonight, I guess?
Did I do it right, 4ch?
also, sage retarded /tread.

>>713634240
I wish your mum dies tonight

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>>713634201
>implying homo luminous have use for this vessel

>>713634755
thats carl deer's brother, ive hungout with carl deer quite a few times

>>713643111
check'd and kek'd

>>713639285
photoshopped nice try

>>713635984
>>713634914
>>713634674
>>713634755
yeah carl deer had screwworms in his face so he had no jaw, we still smoked with him tho

>>713634240
Roll

>>713635937
Of all the things that didn't happen, this one didn't happen the most

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>>713634240

>>713634240
>Inb4 plant

>>713634240
SCPies FTW

>>713634240
nice

>>713634240
Nigger

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He always had the best, so it was worth it.