I am autismo when it comes to this kind of stuff, further solidified

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>>713387033

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>>713387194

>>713387033
Wrong place everyone is an autistic miscarriage here.

>>713387033
bump for fellow anon. I feel you, but I'm probably on your level of social idiocy, so I'll lurk.

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>>713387253

Ask her if she wants to try out the art of brutal anal fisting. That's an order, Private.

>>713387033
just pretend to be interested in her shit. go for more personal questions

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>>713387295

Jesus dude don't write so much... just... chill a bit you know ?

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>>713387357

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>>713387429

Help

tell her ur interested in sniffing her panties

>>713387501
Say:tits or gtfo

>>713387501

"You seem pretty cool. wanna continue this convo over drinks?"

just this, easy as pie

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send her this then say oops

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>>713387679

>>713387679
but he's a straight edge vegan.. so what now?

>>713387501
Say something about her book, like "is that the one by "insert author name here" , I've heard about it but not read it" blah blah

>>713387501
"Oh,I see you live close to my place,why dont we hang out and talk more?"

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>>713387765
>>713387835
haha

>>713387682
You cant send pics on tinder you jackass. If you ever got messaged on it you'd know that

>>713387501
Show penis
I demand you to send her that for the power of trips

>>713387501
ur doing fine realy, now ask for a drink

>>713387501
>Ever sense

Seriously? Stop talking to her >rn

>>713387941
yeah you can idiot

>>713387033
Ask that dumb bitch what she plans to do with an 'art history degree.'

>>713388067
to talk more over a drink, observe her face, how she reacts, play on her body movements, like when she steps back when u move closer, that means she dosn't want you closer
if she leans in and kinda copies ur movements she is interested

>>713387501
OK dude you're doing pretty good so far but you need to change the tone from beta friend to guy that's interested. Make it clear you want to see her without it sounding too forced. Preferably take her somewhere where you have power like a coffee shop where you know the staff. Also make your intentions clear by dropping words like sexy. Let her do more talking and stop rambling about your gay self. This creates mystery about you and makes her feel special. Stop apologizing like a little faggot. Stop replying quickly like you can't wait to get her messages. It's sexy if you're busy and are trying to fit her into your schedule. Other than that, you're doing pretty good man.

"I am standing outside your window right now."

>>713388279
dis good fam

>>713388059
>>713388120
>>713388162
>>713388212
>>713388249
>>713388282
>>713388313
lmfao WTF ARE YOU DOING

Send either of the following images with no context:

>>713387765
>>713387835

>>713387679
This is the obvious correct answer

>>713388487
roll

>>713388487
They're already fucking posted here with no context.
Alongside everything that >>713388421
references.

>>713388487
roll

if this post is trips tell her you will kill yourself if she doesn't send tits.

>>713388487
roll

>>713388487
rolling

>>713388487
roll

>>713388131
You can send gifs, not your own pics

>>713388487
Do it, OP, you're your only hope.

>>713388487
rolling

>>713388487
Roll

>>713387033
I usually act like a dick on /b/, but I will help I guess:

ask "What got you into either subject before High School?"

wait for her to answer,
post a screenshot,
I will help you from their.

I am helping you keep the conversation alive before you can start making small passes that will persuade her into liking you.

>>713388705
the update from a few months ago allowed you to send pics
update your app slowass

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And now we wait

>>713388487
roll

>>713388681
It's not a roll thread you dumb fuck he just wants help

>>713388487
rolling again

>>713388819
Godspeed op

>>713388888
WASTED QUINTS

>>713388828
suck a fat log out of my asshole

>>713388888
WINRAR HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTT

>>713388888
nice roll

>>713388962
mad i won and you didnt? we cant all be winners

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>>713387033
Send her this picture of Red Mon The Impaler

>>713387033
You must be good looking OP. Cause you're saying the cringest shit but she's still interested for whatever reason. Just ask her out and you're good to go

>>713388819
>>713388888
OP THE QUINTS GOD HAS SPOKEN U GOTTA DO IT!!

>>713387033
>>713387194
>>713387253
>>713387295
>>713387357
>>713387429
>>713387501
Say:
"I'll fuck you in half."

>>713387679
Your man here has nailed it.Godspeed OP

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>>713387033

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>>713388819
good shit op
keep it light and keep it fast
I'd say your odds are pretty good, just don't be an awkward cunt when you meet her and you've got a one way ticket into slam town

>>713389144
He didn't say it was a roll thread you stupid faggot

>>713389329
open your eyes retard

>>713387318
Please ask her this OP, or die with regrets

>>713389035
I would have dated him, he seems intellectual in his own autistic ways. Girls find that attractive

She has giant tits flaunted on tinder. Get a nude and fuck her.

>>713388279
Okay, definitely do NOT follow any of this lame ass PUA advice.

Another hint: don't pretend to know more than you actually do about her hobbies. Let her talk about them instead, and you can talk about stuff you know. Nobody wants to listen as you read random Brontë facts off wikipedia.

Hang out with her just the two of you. How? Ask if she wants to do X some time. X can be coffee or a walk or whatever. Just ask in a non-presumptive and low pressure way. Give her an easy "out" in case she's really not interested. If she starts making excuses she's not interested, so just drop it and move on. There's no such thing as "friend zone". She's either interested or she's not. There's no magic word that can convince her.

You need to show her something interesting about you. Don't make a completely bland impression. Be nice to people when she's around. Nobody likes an insecure dickhead.

Ask questions and follow-ups. When she's talked about something that's important to her, don't just say "cool". Take some interest in her hobbies, and don't just wait for a moment to switch the subject.

Good luck.

>>713387679
Exactly this anon

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>>713388819
God speed op.

>>713388789
Not on android faggot

>>713388279
t. Fedora alpha male

Good luck op, I'm going on a tinder date tonight, hope I'm not murdered!

>>713389690
>he uses android
?
enjoy always being behind

>>713388888
kek has spoken

>>713388819
You did alright OP. Dragging it out forever without asking would only reveal the beta odor.
Now you've either won or saved time.

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>>713389035
Sorry for shitty quality, picture I took of my iPad which has the original and is at home. My current profile picture. Never really sure what to do with my hair

>>713388888
OP, for fuck's SAKE

Obey the quints

>>713389882
>He uses ios
Enjoy being a piece of shit

If dubs you meet her wearing a fedora and rocking a neckbeard

If trips you add an overcoat and greasy hair

If quads you introduce yourself (irl) as "alternative-thinking redpilled atheist"

You have to follow the rules

>>713390145
Shit, white boy, hit the gym from time to time

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>>713390145

>>713390276
What a relief

>>713390412
Shut up nigger, that's a handsome, intellectual guy.

>>713390412
black man LEAVE

>>713390145
you look good m8, only reason why she is responding to cringy talk. Use that

>>713390276
roll for this

>>713390412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY

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>>713390145
has anime gone too far?

>>713390492
>>713390505
>>713390548
Racist

>>713387033
Start making noises and pull her pants down you autistic retard

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>>713390729
Good job goyim you really showed 'em!

OP still here? Any reply?

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>>713388313
>>713388282
>>713388249
>>713388212
>>713388162
>>713388131
>>713388120

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Hey, OP, let's get a full sized pic of her.

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>>713390777

>>713387033
You really don't look like socially autistic to me, you're doing pretty good so far OP (except you're writing a lot but nvm). Good luck !

>>713391128
>implying OP isn't making this shit up

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Still no response. My autism is starting to manifest itself physically. Also here's another picture of me, first trip to Vegas this summer

>>713391232
Nigger shit.

He can pull up her profile pic and make it bigger.

>>713391386
Do not send another message and don't reply too fast for fucks sake.

OP, stop shitting on yourself. You're doing a lot better than a betafag would. You're borderline normie, pal

>>713391447
He's got it going on ;)

>>713391386
>pls respond

>>713391386
She's probably laughing too hard to hold phone buddy. I dunno if these guys are just trolling you or if they are actually as beta/autistic as you. WAY out of your league man.

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No response yet. This is her first pic

>>713391823
>>713391386
Look at these two picture bud. Look at them.
>>713391814

>>713391823
Alright. Thanks for deliver. Mind if I ask your age?

>>713391823
I know one girl who takes upto and over 24 hrs to respond at times. So, just be patient.

>>713391955
22

>>713391823
19 dayum mate. No wonder shes not a stuck up cunt yet. Fresh pussy. Gj. How old are you?

>>713392023
Cool.

Hope she replies.

>>713387033
why are you asking about her school? that's gay

>>713390145
Yeah, you're hot. You have a safety pad for acting retarded. Just don't be an edgelord and you can probably get laid

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>>713391911
she's average as fuck, just like him, he has a shot if he stops writing "haha" every two sentences like he's fucking mickey mouse

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>>713391386
Nice Brows Nigga

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2/4

>>713392597
kekd
nice work!

>>713387501
you're both nerdy af, she's still talking about this shit??

My main success comes from me being unattached to the outcome. Completely. As much as I can be.

You should be YOU as much as you can. If she doesn't like it then FUCK IT! Make it a joke! It IS a joke, anon.

Nothing means anything, humans are going to be extinct soon, and even if that's not the case NOTHING MATTERS! If you understand that the practical impact on your life will be awesome. You will live a better life. I went from -50 to 100 thanks to that one thing.

Being unattached to the outcome.

TLDR
Fuck it!

>>713392597
Topkek

>>713392550
More op

>>713392550

Wait
How can she be 19 and an art history major?
Isn't a major something you get after college?

I'm not from US your school system it's a fucking mistery to me

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>>713392597
Still no response, but this is 8/8

3/4

>>713392550
>weird hands
run op

>>713392720
Majors can be chosen as early as freshman year in US colleges.

>>713392720
She's major-ing

>>713392751
Kinda an odd sorta cute?

ITT: cringy /b/ "alphas" trying to figure out a cheat code for girls

>>713392795

So she is studying to be a major, not a major yet. Am i correct?

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>>713392363
Christ I just read some of them. He has no chance. Why do you think she's "taking so long to respond". She's a whore, he's an autistic nerd, this will not work.

>>713392854
ITT: (You)

>>713392858
Yes

>>713392751
She's 8/10 at best but, still you should try her a little.

>>713392751
Shes playing around. Doesnt want to seem desperate. They always wait b4 answering. Just make sure you dont send a single message till she replies. Even if she never does reply, don't chase.

>>713387501
just dial it back a tad but it looks like you're doing ok. Autism only 4/10

>>713392845
Agreed

>>713392751
this is definitely the cutest pic of her so far

we would all eat her pussy if we could. no reason to pretend otherwise. as a bi dude, I'll say I would also suck your cock. good luck!

>>713392751
Well we can see that her name is maddie, at least

>>713392858
Basically

She put the bullshit about art to sound interesting and unique, but she doesn't give two shits if a guy likes art. She just wants attention from guys who appear cool

>>713392751
What kinda music does an art history major listen to?

I cant see it being normal pop. Maybe "indie" Pop or shit like that?

>>713393135
At least he appears cool.

>>713387033
oy m8 u dnt fuckng talk bout urself buddy, hose just want atention, it's in their nature since they was but wee cabbages.

>>713393096
>>713392915

Ok i know this is not any of your concern, but why people call themself major when they have not achieved the goal yet? I mean i'm president of the earth following that line of reasoning.

>>713393227
I don't Know nothing unique

>>713392901
makes zero sense but at least you tried

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4/4 I'm at work so forgive the delayed responses

>>713387033
You should look at other options on the side and if this one seems like the one you should stay with this one.

>>713393277
because they've picked a major and are currently working to complete it

just like you'd say you're a phd student even if you haven't completed your phd yet. there's no mystery here.

>>713393277
You would say you are Majoring in Art History.

The Art Major would put you in a specific program for that stuff.

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>>713393418
If she says no instantly freak out about how all women are whores and should obey every mans order

>>713393295
Nothing really telling in her spotify artists?

>>713393525
Kek

>>713393320
so (You)'re not in this thread right now?

>>713391823
That much cleavage in the first picture means she doesn't want to talk about Lord of the Rings.

>>713393525
solid advice

also declare yourself apex/alpha and then stalk her for 5 years

>>713393418
i'd fuck her in half, dude. I expect an invitation to the wedding btw

>>713393653
>if a girl wears cleavage she has no other interests than cleavage
yeah this is why you're still a virgin

She's fine looking and not dumb. Crack on big yin. Sounds worth the effort.

>>713392597
You're a amazing, whoever you are, your work with imagery is timeless and beautiful, mind if I save this?

http://www.warfare.it/storie/reaiismo_arte_rinascimento.html
use google translator

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>>713393915

>>713392720
>>a mistery to me
Like basic spelling

ITT: We all get rejected vicariously through OP

>She never replies again

I think you were ghosted OP.. it happened to me once.. girl wouldn`t stop talking to me with some enthusiasm, but as soon as mentioned going for a coffee, she never answered anymore

next should say "Please respond" and then every 5-10 minutes say "Are you there, please - it's been X minutes" and add in crying / sad faces and talk about how humiliated you feel and maybe add in "Ugh I just farted lol" here and there to seem more alpha

>>713387501
>Wuthering Heights
>favorite

Gtfo now. That book is trash and anyone who likes it is retarded. It's essentially the 1900s spawning of what that twilight garbage.

>>713394084
>Dead

>>713394225
>2016
>Favorite literature is fucking Wuthering Heights
>Heathcliff.tiff
>Itsme.png
>Cathy.gif
>Come home.jpg
>Im so cold.psd
>Let me in-a-your window.lol

Thats some fucking pintrest shit, she has not read a single book. Maybe that one about that girl who got cancer

You should have went for drinks OP, not lunch or coffee....

>>713394695
Tfw she isn't allowed to drink for another 2 yearss

>>713394695
>Favorite literature is fucking Wutherings Heights
>Probably visits Pintrest and Tumblr twice a day

Do you think she would like to go out and drink? She wants a veggie sandwich and an ecological coffee

>>713394695
This. Also you shouldve given her a day. When you don't make a decision, you look like a weak indecisive beta bitch.

>>713391386
You chew your nails?

>>713394776
Oh right, forgot about 21 in USA. I'm not from there.

>>713394951
Yeah it's gay

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yfw Adolf takes her first

>>713394695
I thought coffee was fine, but he should have left it at that if I'm honest, the lunch bit seemed a bit weird, not a devastating effect, but it's the beat of a butterfly wing that can tip the balance in a females mind we must remember

>>713394695
This is America we're talking about here, dude. Them there folks cant legally drink until 21. unless you want OP to invite her over for an awkward drink of bud light in his stinky dorm room

>>713394776
Depends where you're from. Here in Aus we can drink at 18 mate.

>>713395072
He is obviously in the USA

>>713395040
I like you

>>713395055
Depending exactly where he is, there may be a bar that doesn't card. Especially common in college towns. Which is where I assume they are from.

>>713394899
Yup, something like, "I'm free Saturday, how about coffee at...?"

Lol OP got ghosted

>>713394999
>not sure where this meme comes from
>google "vixxen goddess"
>its a shemale who looks pretty good
i've never won so much as a newfag, time too fap

>lunch
except this you did pretty well OP. If she doesn't want to meet or answer she clearly lied about something and is feeling insecure about herself. not ur fault but good practise for you, so try to view positive

>>713395072
16in NL
Also weed mmmmm
Get cucked faggs

>>713395272
yeah i guess he could have tried. could have made him look more alpha when he reassurred her that she would get in a bar when she inevitably protested about her age

fuck op she necked u

>>713395433
nice feet

>>713395433
shit dude you're right. i think i'll join you

>>713395454
Agreement, OP came in claiming autism, held down a pretty solid conversation that suggested otherwise, and the "lunch" bit stood out as a bit clumpy, that's it really

ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy

>>713395496
>get cucked
At least they dont have incoming muslim hordes,
fucking cuck..

i think we can all say heartily that OP made a valiant effort and has learnt from this experience

>>713394616
fucking kek

oh christ, this thread is giving me PTSD of my attempts of text convos with goyles

>>713395872
this is why i just dont talk to girls its a lot easier that way

the horrible feeling when they dont reply

>>713396022
>this

>>713396022
but if you've never met in person and will literally never see them can give you some comfort, its not like they have to spend time together after this

>>713395040
gave me a chuckle

>>713396022
>>713396181
>being afraid of failure
there's plenty of cunts don't be a beta cuck and you'll get some

It seems that she bailed on you OP, but you've put up a fair fight. Get a celebratory wank and try another day with another girl, you have not failed.

>>713394999
wasted trips

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Whelp so far so no response. It looks grim friends, she was responding at a fairly consistent rate prior. Here's hoping that she's studying or busy or whatever but I may have dun goofed :(
If anyone's interested I have several other convos/matches that can show the autismo in action. This one I was particularly disappointed in as I would love to have had an orgasm inside of her body

>>713394999
nice feet

>>713396416

"I would love to have had an orgasm inside of her body"

XDDDDDDDD

It was also the right decision to ask to meet so early, ask for hobbies etc and then ask to meet and talk in personnel. It will go easy then...and never forget....let the bitch talk!

>>713396416
>I would love to have had an orgasm inside of her body

Is this op?

>>713396416
you did well buddy. put up a fair fight. just learn from this and move on to the next available port

>>713396589
It must be self aware
right?

>>713396416
Post more convos plz!!

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>>713395783
:^)

>>713396664
What?

>>713394999
nice feet

>>713396589
Ye and I didn't block out the FSU either idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>713396416
By the look on that cat's face OP did already
>have an orgasm inside of her body

>>713396416
op forget her and download some cp

>>713396753
You went from normie to fag instantly

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>>713396416
I'll be honest op, you got the looks and everything, the only thing you don't got is sly moves, i suggest purchasing a fedora online to raise your intellect by 15+ points and growing a neckbeard to add some rogue to the mix, chicks dig dudes with a little mystery

>>713396710
Why the fuck is your joint burning purple?

>>713395045
lunch is too casual, its like a good intention thing, or a classy adult thing like if u clear ur whole day to spend time with the person and have clear intentions on furthering relationship, coffee is equivalent for students and takes less time

>>713396416
post some previous failure for us anon

>>713394999
nice feet

>>713391386
if you still have those glasses, get rid of them. they fit no faceshape and just look horrible all around.

>>713396416
She seems cute but, fuck cats.

Post your previous failures OP

>>713387033
Tell her you wanna show her your Dix!

>first time my minor in art history had a chance to be relevant in my life
>get to make a joke about badass German Expressionist, WW1 Vet Otto Six
>and I'm late to the fucking party
>why do I continue to suck so bad at life?

>>713396416
Do you drink OP? If so, invite over for a drink next time. Meeting up for coffee or lunch will most likely not lead to sexy time, kind of awkward if you don't really click and the conversation goes smoothly. Make sure your place is nice and tidy to an adequate level if you invite her over though.

I'm this guy >>713394695

>>713397004
It just seems like a weird thing to ask someone you've never met, coffee or drinks seems the more normal first port of call, maybe lunch after that depending on how things go

>>713397218
*Doesn't go smoothly.

>>713397045

why fuck cats? cat owner here, i love mine, just curious

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Alright, but fair warning it's about to get really cringey really fast.

In her bio, she says "I'm just looking for a guy to play guitar for me"

>>713388819
>you think you might want
im just as autistic as you but this sounds really insecure m8

I'm literally cringing OP. Just buy a copy of Cather in the Rye, give it her as a present and hope she spreads her leg. You'll have gone the full circle.

>>713397391
Kek

>>713397376
OP you're good to us. Thanks

>>713397376
TOPKEK

>>713392781
FUCK I CANT UNSEE IT

>>713397376
Bad start

>>713397376
You talk like a faggot. If you use the word consolation you'll sound like an educated autist. Women don't want to bang autists. They wand to fuck dumb studs. Should have just said

"I don't play guitar, but I'll duel you in guitar hero"

Your openings are good, just word it better.

>>713394225
Fucking this.
Bail dude, bail.

>>713397376
Cringed

>>713397376
not bad. you can get a small snort laugh from her with that

>>713397376
now send "plz respond"

>>713397391
Spread one leg

>>713397376
She might find that funny. But probably not. It's a bit cringey if you ask me. But if it does go somewhere, plz don't ask for coffee or lunch date...

Me again>>713397218

>>713396986
Heat gives off infrared energy, nigger.

His cellphone doesnt use an ir filter. Or a really shitty one.

>>713387253
2 long messages bruh,

>>713397679
This

>>713397261
ye I'm on same page as u bro, I'm only saying that lunch is the type of thing u do if u got plans and u both have a desire for another, coffee or drinks is what u do to get that desire

>>713397376
Lol, I'd laugh relatively slick but also ridiculously nerdy. Should work.

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>>713397679
Here u go

>>713398006
Lmfao

>>713398006
lol

I feel bad for you OP, you're trying to hard.

>>713397this is hewebsite guys, are there jobs available through 4chan website

>>713398006
KEK

>>713398006
Chances went from 7 to 3 in a matter of 1 message

>>713398006
ayy

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>>713397376
Honestly OP i've had a few times where right after asking to meet they've stopped responding.

That's what happens on tinder, don't get down about it. Girls stop responding for lots of reasons.

Gotta sow your seeds ma nigga, just don't over extend. I'm seeing 2 girls right now and it's actually really fucking difficult. Don't fuck up like I did.

>>713398006
Omgyoudidn't my sides!

>>713398006
my hero

>>713398006
Got any more?

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This one likes to do to date functions

>>713398006
Good luck fam.

>>713398282
Alright

>>713387295
you're dragging on too long, invite her for a drink somewhere nice continue the conversation there.

you'll end up getting stucked in a situation where if you ever meet you won't have shit to say to one another and that's super important to convince her sh'es into you.

>>713398282
top kek

>>713398282
You may die alone

>>713398282
u match with hot girls though, im stuck in a place with only fuglies and 1 out of 20 is midly good looking then i see them downtown and their trash

>>713398282
Bro. Are you deliberately trying to fuck yourself over? You complicate things too much.

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>>713398282

>>713398282
Forgot to crop and color

>>713398282
What in the fuck did you just say?

Also protip: never send 2 messages in a row. Think about your shit before you send it, make it concise. Long messages make you seem desparate.

2 long messages in a row when she's only said 3 words to you... Nigga might as well stop now

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>>713398371
Good advice anon. Very timely.

>>713398535
I do what I can fam

>>713398371
also this

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>>713396986

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>>713398006

Can we have your Facebook so we can give you comfort and advice OP?

>>713398282
That's cute. makes me sad I'm such a lonely fag. I make really good money but, I hate myself too much to talk to girls as I'd assume they'd hate me as much as I do.