Here is a bunker that will withstand any modern nuclear blast if not hit directly. However the bunker has to be secured from the outside for it to protect anyone on the inside. There is also an emergency explosive charge inside the bunker that the Jews left behind.
>singles wont get you in the bunker
>dubs will get you in the bunker, however if you are the last person to roll dubs you have to lock the door of the bunker from the outside
>trips sets off the explosive charge inside the bunker
>quads and above gives the Russians the exact coordinates of the bunker and the nuclear blast hits the bunker directly with no survivors. If this happens everyone who is inside the bunker dies but everyone who rolled singles lives.
sure i'll lock you in that death trap
for the roll
"behold i have become death destroyer of worlds"
This is the best I got so far guys, but we need more alien nudes. Any dubs for now on must bring alien nudes with them to bunker