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Waifu Claim Thread Previous: >>713177429 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu Claim Thread

Previous: >>713177429

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, ALL HAIL LELOUCH!

Makoto Claimed.
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>>713190696
JIBUN
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>713190517
yea, only understood about half that stuff, pretty sure it's new in 5th edition, i'll work some of his attacks in, I like that dreams of madness

Sameji claimed, but going to bed, g'night everyone
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OHAYO
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ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
>ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
>ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
>ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
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>>713190696
Cuuuute
>>713190797
Why not do your promos?
you're pretty good
>>713190907
You get it??
>the thing ;)
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Claiming my Harem
1/8
OP has good taste
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Things that Waifu virgins will never have, Go!
>a girlfriend
>sex
>their own money
>good dental hygiene
>clothes below size 42
>a face free of acne
>friends
>a pillow that doesn't have a cartoon character printed on it
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>>713190907
OHAYO

>>713191006
Ranked LoL just pisses me off too much. I get too into the game and leave the game frustrated and angry, hence why I only really play normals and ARAM
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2/10
>>713190967
LeLouch is dead
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>>713191123
AT LEAST WE HAVE LELOUCH!!

>>713191149
YOU SERIOUS?! HE IS ALIVE IN THE NEW SEQUEL!!
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>>713191123
Pic related is me, faggot
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>>713190899
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>713190967
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
>ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
>ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!
>ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!

>>713191006
NOU!

>>713191044
WHY THANK YOU!
>I'M NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO FIGHT OVER SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

>>713191149
WRONG! HE'S COMING BACK, IT'S CONFIRMED!
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>>713191124
I understand I really just try and have a good time and get better regardless but I'm still silver 3 so idek about league competitively.
Wanna play soon maybe rn lol?
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>>713191294
timestamp nigger
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>>713191006
Yep, thanks bro.

>>713191124
>


Wew, Radiohead sure does make some sad/lonely music.
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>>713191123
>a healthy diet
>a mom who they only talk to when she calls
>the ability to use a toilet by themselves
>floor not covered in piss bottles
>non greasy hair
>fingers free of cheeto stains
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>>713191124
>LoL
There's your problem
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>>713191377
I'll play a game right now, lemme hop on

>>713191398
I've only listened to like one Radiohead song.
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>>713191354
You... yelled at me...
> Cute seemingly without effort beckons me to give up the (you)
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3/10
Whats so big about LeLouch? Code Geass is shit
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>>713191123
>Yes to all but the first
Try harder please.
>>713191405
>All yes
Please anon
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Claimu!
>>713191006
Hi, Luluco.
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4/10
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>>713191294
Yeah, no it's not. It's sad that you have to pretend to be someone better looking than yourself in a desperate attempt to boost your self esteem. If it is you, you look like a try hard "punk rock" kid who made his parents buy him all these gay ass clothes so he can pick up high school chicks. I know it's not really you but the guy in the pic looks like a complete try hard faggot, and will look back on this phase in his life and cringe so hard his face will mold into the expression, kill ya self my dude
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>>713191496
My friend got me hooked on Kid A album.
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5/10
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I guess since Alice2 is not being claimed I'll claim her again ITT too.
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>>713191294
I can only imagine how ugly you are, pretending to be some British faggot names Rat boy as your alter ego. Goodness fucking gracious
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>>713191593
Stay mad faggot
You're jealous that I look better
>>713191797
Hey, now I get free publicity, thanks faggot.
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>>713190907
ok, looking what to do next
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>>713191502
I AM HYPED AND EXCITED! I AM NOT USING CRUISE CONTROL, THIS IS ALL SHIFT KEY! SO I AM YELLING EVERYTHING!
>STILL NOT CUTE REEEEE!

>>713191506
BECAUSE SOME OF US LIKE IT AND ARE HYPED!
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>pretending to be a brit bong faglord to make yourself feel better about you neck beard and acne ridden self
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>>713191672
I like alternative rock, but their stuff is a bit too soft for my tastes, I guess.
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>>713191943
>he's still going with it
This is just sad as fuck lol
This was clearly your back up reply for when someone called your bullshit, if it's really you you wouldn't have a problem with a timestamp. You won't do it because you're a fat virgin who got caught pretending to be someone else
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>>713192078
Yeah man I'm too hard core for that trash. Mommy told me to shower or I get my body pillow taken away, I told her to frick off and shut the basement door in her face. Can't play that soft garbage in MY basement dweeb
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>>713191593
>>713191797
>>713192138
>>713192227

Not even gonna lie, this faggot's getting half good with these trolls
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>>713192138
Stay mad homeboy
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>>713192363
Still needs to work on his vocabulary though.
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>>713191294
>>713191392
>>713191943
>>713192421
Still waiting on that timestamp
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>>713192480
>implying you need a decent vocabulary to troll an imageboard and succeed doing so
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>>713192363
Okay but, the first 3 aren't trolling. He's really using a random pic of a British musician to disguise his true neckbeard self

Not gonna be called a fag by some weeb who has never even felt a vagina before lol, you haves dozens of images saved of an obscure cartoon character that you obviously beat off to
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>>713191989
Idk. You're sure to find something eventually.

>>713192078
I am the other way around, I sometimes like slow, depressing music. Massive Attack, How to Destroy Angels, Radiohead, Trentemøller.
But then again other times I like upbeat shit like deadmau5, Fox Stevenson, Glitch Mob, Justice.
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>>713192507
This
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>>713192570
>obscure
You must be new here.
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Kaga claimed
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>>713192421
>he knows he got caught pretending to be someone that isn't his ugly ass self
Keep trying to dig yourself out of this hole home boy. We still waiting on that time stamp or you're pic related
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>>713192622
Is it summer already?
Has desu died into obscurity?

>somewhat annoyed yui
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>>713192570
He literally posts a meme girl you ignorant child
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>>713192603
I am a fan of some slower rock like Pink Floyd, but most of my favorites are bands like Rush, Rage Against The Machine, Wolfmother, blink-182, etc etc
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YYEEEESSSS
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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
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>>713191997
reeeee back atcha cuter
>>713191562
hey there c:
>>713191689
10/10
>>713192622
cuuute
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FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
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>>713192841
She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2
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>>713192567
Just kinda irks me that its only the same insults over and over. I can deal with it because they are literally the opposite, but hes now showing any evolution.
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>>713192999
>Fucking trips
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>>713191044
>>713191149
>>713191506
>>713191576
>>713191689
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>>713192792
Whats your thoughts on the newest blink-182 album? my alternative rock semifriend said he was disappointed in it, something about they making it more like pop.

I like a lil bit of Pink Floyd.
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>>713193060
I gaze down upon my body. I am completely naked expect for my adult diaper, the content of which has been emptied onto my thighs and back. My stomach extends forward so much I cannot see my feet, and my man tits so far I can barely see my stomach. I see the layer of shit, piss, and dead roaches as armor, and imagine myself as a hero in one of my favorite animes. I am trying to save my princess, my Miku body pillow mother is trying to capture. I must save her, she is my only instrument to combat my eternal virginity. I charge at mother, and collide with her, sending her crumbling down onto my mattress. She vomits immediately, because she knows she's lying upon millions of her unborn grand children, in the form of my semen absorbed into my buzz lightyear bedsheets. I lay on top of her, burying her face between my shit-covered man breasts. I pull myself away, and laugh as notice some of the dead roaches have stuck to the shit on her face. I reclaim my previous body pillow and kiss her up and down. I then proceed to expose my tiny Phallus and masturbate onto her, as a display of my power should her or my mother rebel against me once more
Pt 3, I'm writing these as I go
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>>713193171
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Pt 4

If dubs I will post part 5 and write part 6
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>/a/
>Madness
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>>713193268
Fuck it doing it anyway, fuck you man children you know these are all true and pertain to your life

I despise my family of normies, in fact I hate everyone who isn't part of the Waifu community. The only person free of my hatred is my mother. She's taken care of me for the past 22 years, and supplies me with food and diaper changes. It is now 10 pm, and I'm still soaked in my own shit and piss. Whatever, I've smelled worse than this before. I sit down at me desk, brush some roaches away from my mousepad, and refresh the current Waifu thread. Just as i begin to select my image of Miku to claim, I feel something move between my ankles. I see a big rat crawling beneath me. This will make an exquisite gift for my Waifu body pillow. I grab him by the tail, and suffocate him between my man breasts. I then throw him on to my bed, to appease Miku. I can hear mother yelling upstairs, in between sobs and crying. Probably on her normie iPhone talking to one of her newfag friends about me. All of this excitement makes my bowels loose, so I grab the nearest empty 2 liter of soda, remove my size 42 adult diaper, and like my asshole up with the opening. I squeeze out enough pizza roll liquid shit to fill up 1/4 of the container. I place it next to a pile of dead roaches and look back at my computer screen
Pt 5
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>>713192946
How are you cutie?
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>>713193171
>Im writing these as I go
NICE MEME
:ok_hand:
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>>713193344
10/10 shit posting pasta
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>>713193087
THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED
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>>713193344
I have a wife an children.
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Shit poster here, ask me anything
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>>713193614
>lying on the Internet
Sad, strange little group of manlets
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>>713193154
I like it a lot, it's a little more poppy, but it has a lot of fun songs on it.
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>>713193368
great now that ur here :D
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>>713193641
>that fucking watch
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>>713193768
Watch costs more than your body pillow lil boy
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>>713193641
Hey, you are a new one. Either that or you quit being a hipster shit.

How do you feel knowing you are blessed with the higher chances of dying at an earlier age than me?

>>713193739
I had the opportunity to go to their concerts twice, I turned down both, have I made a mistake?
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>>713193641
Why do you smoke? Smoking is bad for you.
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>>713193687
>manlet
Says the guy who's 5'11"
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>>713193848
cute
put it closer to the camera i wanna see the model
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I don't smoke often, but this autistic shit had me needing a cig. I work down the same street as my friend and he brought me a few
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>>713193933
Says the guy who human girlfriend is hotter than your cartoon wife would be if she were actually real, let's see a pic of you then Manlet
>>713193935
Aww is someone mad I insulted his cartoon wife?
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>>713194085
Nah man, just those pillows get real fuckin' expensive obviously, ever spend 3000 euros on one? :^)
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>>713193969
Smoking doesn't work like that, you don't just "need" a smoke when you don't commonly smoke already.
Or are you seriously getting stressed out over a bunch of weebs?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
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>>713193762
Aww, that's nice of you.

Whatcha up to?
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I didn't say it was that expensive, just costs more than your semen encrusted pillow. Go ahead and damage control and talk shit about it knowing I bought it with my own money while you save up good boy points for chicken tendies you autistic fuck
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>>713194210
SACHI
*hugs*
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>>713193855
Yes. I hear their shows are fantastic. Lots of punk shows are high energy
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>>713194158
I haven't spent a euro on anything. I'm not from a weak SJW country that let a bunch of Muslims in to be politically correct, if you've spent that much money to compensate for your lonliness and small dick, I pity you
>>
>>713194231
Can respect Citizen is a pretty good maker, not rolex but doesn't need to be
8/10 would eye watch intimidated
>>
>>713194204
>never smoked a cig before
Fucking shut in man child
>>
>>713194295
I turned them down cause that alternative rock dude kinda had a thing for me, he also doesn't want to be a dude. I didn't want to make thimgs weird. I an asshole?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>
>>713194341
yeah the mussies and polit correctness shit kills it but what can ya do, i make the best of it, at least I can't get cucked but hey, if I can afford to spend that much, it's not too awful, I just don't wanna get stabbed/shot by the fucking silent jihad
>>
>>713194515
Hahahaha you're country is the one getting cucked you buck toothed tea drinker. Fucking headlines every month about eurocucks dying from their own political correctness
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>>713194217
Playing league with Yuuki
u?
>>713194292
dat filename
>>
>>713194292
hello (Yui)
*hugs*
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>>713194479
Nah, just lost a shitton of my family to it.

Me picking up smoking would be like me shitting on my grandfather's grave.

Nice damage control btw.
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Right now there is a fat neckbeard desperately scouring the Internet looking for my exact watch, so he can come back to the thread and say something about it, then he's gonna go jack off to his cartoon wife
My sides
>>
>>713194655
ye it's preetttyyy shit atm, considered just going full retard and going to sweden or Estonia but i haven't seriously researched, what's a good place to get the fuck away to?
>>
>>713194821
I can't damage control a thread that isn't mine, and I don't like. I am the damage. I lost family to it too, but I'm not a faggot who thinks it's disrespectful to smoke a cig every now and then, how naive are you?

Your grandparents reproduced, so you masturbating to a pillow case/ drawing is spitting on their graves because you're not actually out there creating offspring
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>>713194484
Nah, if he was using the show as a date, then no
>>
>>713194702
Sounds like you're having fun!

I'm not up to much, just listening to music and such.
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>>713195059
>playing a cringey video game with his body pillow
>having fun
Delusional faggots
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>>713194828
>jerking off to your waifu
Thats some Grade A Heresy
Also its 4 AM, its past your bed time, child
>>
>>713194828
>>713194969
what nigger got bored of me because can't keep a civil conversation? :^)

>>713194836
answer my fucking question
>>
>>713195059
As usual right?
Whatcha listenin to?
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>>713195125
He's playing League with another waifu claimer, ignorant child
>>
>>713195132
I'm at work right now. Not everyone can beg mommy for her credit card when they want something.
>>713195168
America, keep saying nigger on the Internet because you wouldn't say anything racist in public you weak faggot that and you don't have any hood people in that sissy ass country of yours even the black people are white
>>713195222
I might be younger than you but I've already gotten more pussy. How does it feel to be married to a cartoon?
>>
>>713195427
america has places like chicago though
is it really any better when they allow that to exist
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something something married to cartoon manchild virgin anime autism
>>
>>713195564
>being this much of a scared shut in
I grew up in a trailer park outside of New Orleans in a house full of drug addicts. The world isn't that scary little man baby
>>
>>713194969
Ya got me, bud, cannot deny any of that without being a damage controlling faggot.
You get a medal.

I jerk off to hentai, yes.
You likely jerk off to some 3d porn, if you say you don't you are lying.
All those are are moving images on a screen, so that also kills your argument.
Also why do you care what someone jerks off to?

>>713194762
hi sachi, how are you?
>>
>>713195565
Butthurt buttmad butt blasted damage control
>>
>>713195427
Bitches ain't shit, child.
Wisdom is everything. I bet I make more than you.
>>713195564
Don't forget NOLA
That place is 30 metres under sea level and filled with niggers and retarded french people
>>
>>713195218
Indeed, and i'm listening to Kirby music again as usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=ocVqHhVU3FU

yourself if any?
>>
>>713195692
>he gets sexual arousal from a fuckinf drawing
Yeah I watch porn sometimes but most of my sexual gratification comes from my girlfriend, I have a healthy sex and social life unlike you pathetic delusional faggots
>>
>>713195634
New orleans from what I hear isn't really bad will admit just not sure what fucking part of the U.S. to latch onto i hear new jersey is a quiet little place if you dont want a lot of attention
bear with me I only really paid attention to the trump stuff
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>>713195692
don't you jerk off to traps degeneracy?

i'm alright
wish i was less tired

>>713195700
i have no damage to control
>>
>>713195804
riff raff is the usual
>>
>>713195773
>bitches ain't shit
Says someone who has no experience with women whatsoever
Yeah you probably do make more good boy points than me

You would shit your adult diaper if you found yourself in my hometown faggot, you just basically admitted you're scared of it
>>
>>713195924
mfw I see my post in there
>>
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>>713195924
>screenshot only contains comments left by Waifu virgins and the guy who made the pic himself
>excludes the majority of people agreeing with me
Kys
>>
>>713195924
kek, my dab is in there too. So fucking random.
>>
>>713196114
>>713195989
2 confirmed biased comments, proof that you only took the people who came from these threads to make it seem like nobody agreed with me, what a fucking man child
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>>713195819
Once again I ask, why do you care what I jerk my donger to?

Good job on the girlfriend though. I bet she loves to show off about how you are able to anger some weebs on a website that is only browsed by social outcasts.

>>713195924
once in a while when I feel kinky.
I'm had a lil to drink.
>>
>>713195945
Never heard it and hear of it rarely to be honest, what is it?
>>
>>713196193
Umm. I just posted a dab in there because I thought it would be funny.
>>
>>713196073
>>713196193
I will at least agree a lot was cut from the original thread
But who gives a fuck anyway
>>
>>713196223
She enjoys the shit I hit you guys with, when I type up a pasta to spam I usually send it to her because she thinks they are funny, I've done this with her laying on my chest and making her laugh before, something you fags will never experience with your pillow wives
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>>713195958
Little baby is triggered that he lives in nigger filled Katrinaville?
I do have experience with woman. In high school and throughout college
Quit grasping at straws, frenchy.
>>
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>>713196260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRaDcvvTkHM
>>
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>>713195989
are you the dollfucker who ocasionally spammed here before
>>713196073
>majority
>only shows 4
>adds someone asking how to join as agreeing
ok diaper fetish-chan
>>713196223
thats pretty gay :o
drinking more will solve that
>>
>>713196361
>implying my family isn't Croatian
Nah, I'm not buying it. I bet you're a virgin who wouldn't even know what to do with a woman in bed, and you're probably older than me. How fucking sad
>>
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>>713196223
Honestly you should just stop replying to the bait, but that's just me
>>
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Bitch nigga I ain't finna roll with them pussy ass chicken tendies
I got them fucking fun nuggets, bitch
>>
>>713196419
Yeah, that'd be me. Why?
>>
>>713196419
He's asking to join, so he supports the cause, therefore agreeing
>other guy only showed 4 people agreeing with him as well
Damn at least TRY with the damage control next time
>>
>>713196557
OH SHIT
>>
>>713196557
top kek
>>
>>713196355
Holy shit are you avoiding this question. Why do you give a shit about what I jerk the gerkin to?

>>713196419
i guess
I'm out of drinks :(

>>713196546
Eh, I don't really give a shit at this point. One last one okie?
>>
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Y'all are starting to just give up because I can concisely dismantle every argument and criticism presented to me
>>
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>>713196964
Fair enough, you do you!

I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
>>
>>713196964
It's pretty god damn sad that you jack off to Japanese cartoon, just something to boost my self esteem I guess. What a lonely faggot
>>
>>713196583
except he was someone from these threads
so then it was 50/50 not a majority assuming the other 3 weren't you samefaging
>>713196964
:(
>>
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Claiming my cute cat!
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>>713196979
You also never answered me. Where in America to move to, faggot? New fucking Jersey? :^)
>>
>>713196979
This image is literally u lmao
>>
>>713197031
Nighty night.
>>
>>713196415
Well that was kinda weird i must admit.
>>
>>713191562
DAMNIT I WANTED HER

i gess i'll have to go for the option /b/
>>
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Reminder that any nigga who fucks with that gay ass chickem tendie bullshit is fucking fake nigga
Tyson© Brand Fun Nuggets© are the patrician's choice
>>
>>713197284
>trying to talk like this
>being a suburban shut in
Pick one
>>
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>>713197284
>chicken tendies
>it begins
>>
Banned
>>
>>713197379
you have several questions waiting for you to answer, you fucking lard.
>>
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>>713197379
I live in a black neighbourhood and I'm the only white nigga here
But whatever, chicken tendie cuck
You're girlfriend wasn't calling me that when I smashed her last night
>>
>>713197284
mmm
>>
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>>713197565
>trying this hard
Goodness gracious man, pic related it's you
>>
>>713197266
Too bad, but i must say you're certainly a man of great taste, i think Hol Horse would be more fit for your number 2 though wouldn't he?
>>
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sup faggots?
>>
>>713197565
>lying on the Internet
Dude wouldn't last an hour in New Orleans kek come down here
>>
>>713197789
ceiling
>>
>>713197759
>>713197820
samefag
>>
>>713197850
>>713197830
Samefag
>>
>>713197850
>>713197879
Samefaggot
>>
>>713197850
>>713197879
>>713197899
Samefag
>>
>>713197850
>>713197879
>>713197899
>>713197920
Obvious Samefag lol, these things matter I'm a 4chan oldfag otaku I know a Samefag when I see one, these things are important
>>
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>>713197759
Nigga you don't fucking know me. But your girlfriend does. Ask her nigga.
>>713197820
Bitch nigga I live in Boston
You wouldn't last a minute in Boston
>>
>>713197978
>>713197920
>>713197899
>>713197879
>>713197850
Samefag trash
>>
>>713197759
Faggot pick up some new material you are getting stale.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=ji-Nap-F_Ec
>>
>>713197998
>Boston
Oh yeah you're a suburban white kid who wouldn't even drive past black people without making sure the doors were locked and windows rolled up. What's a fag. I actually live in a bad area, you're a suburban fag with anime pics saved on your computer, you never even fucked your own girl much less mine pussy
>>
>>713197820
You don't have gf fucking virgin
>>
>>713198117
>>713198057
>>713198020
>>713198012
>>713197998
Fucking Samefag, I'm an oldfag these things matter duhhhh
>>
>>713198020
Caught you, I read those fucking things.
>>
>>713198148
>>713198121
>>713198117
>>713198057
Samefag
>>
>>713198169
>>713198187
Samefagging this hard wow
>>
>>713198148
>>713198117
>>713198121
>>713198187
>>713198169
Damefag
>>
>>713198121
>>713198117
Fucking Samefag lol these things matter
>>
>>713198234
Samefag
>>
>>713198234
>>713198240
samefag lol im oldfag
>>
Waifu virgins have given up

>inb4 now we went to bed
No you didn't faggots, the thread was active 5 minutes ago
>>
>>713198117
And you aren't a suburban white kid that saves images of a bunch of weebs on his phone or computer to do some Xd trolling

>>713198169
Nuh uh
>>
>>713198383
fucking spy
>>
>>713198383
>>713198426
Samefagging THIS hard
Wew
>>
>>713198440
Spy?
>>
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>>713198613

God damnit. Chicken bird please go.
>>
>>713198613
I only noticed it because of the filename
>>
>yfw you shitpost on /waifu/ all day
>>
Claiming for my Kyouko brother
>>
>>713199009
Kyouko a cute
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>yfw you spam /waifu/ because your a butthurt Normies
>>
>>713199090
have you ever fapped to yui?
>>
>>713199184
Am I not supposed to?
>>
>>713199247
there is nothing wrong with masturbaiting to your wife, i was just asking if you did
>>
>>713199443
Yes.
She is too pure for me.
>>
>>713199640
it's yui's birhtday today? :o
>>
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Its a known fact that futa > women
>>
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>>713199869
Discusting
>713199900
ayase
>>
>>713199750
Yes, it is.

>>713199869
But that's not true.

>>713199900
Hi
>>
Claiming this cutie
>>
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>>713199999
Cirno claimu!
STRONGET!!
>>
>>713199935
doing anything for it?
>>713199999
good job
>>
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>>713199999
Holy fucking fuck.
I fucking holy fuck!!!!!
Cirno is mine FOREVER!!!!!
>>
>>713199999
Fuck
>>
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>713199933
what's an effective way to end myself

>>713199935
ohayo best keion
>>
>>713199999
checked
>>
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>>713199999
Noice
>>
>>713200027
Nothing significant enough to be posted here.

>>713199999
Witnessed
Nice.
>>
>>713199999
Just wow. And it's a 9 too.
>>
>713200210
trying to fight a kangaroo
>>713200267
hope you and yui enjoy it whatever you do
baking is hard
>>
>>713199999
>5 digits
>It's a 9 on a cirno post
>It's linking to itself
>>
>>713200210
Thats a pretty unpopular opinion here, usually its Ritsu
>>713200376
I do too.
>>
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>>713199999
There it is
>>
>>713200481
ritsu is worst k-on
mio is best imo

thankyouforchangingthemitmeansalot.jpg
>>
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>>713200687
Mikasa is best k-on
>>
Full of boring people.
>>
>>713200687
Eh, I view Azunyan as the worst of the main characters, though that's hard to say because they are all in high regards to me.
Of course my favorite is Yui. Second is Ritsu.
>>
>>713200868
hi chen
>>713200898
whos third?
the only phoneposter i dislike is image.jpg-kun
>>
Togame, I heard you met Tats and gave him a bj.
What a huge faggot
>>
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Kurome claimed.
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>>713201046
Rori Mackyuri is a pretty good waifu
>>
>>713201060
tfw togame hasn't gave me a virtual hug in weeks yet hes giving people bjs :c
>>
>>713201060
was that real tho? i envy him
>>
>>713201308
>>
>>713201246
what a faggot.
Chen is the only one who deserves to be envied.
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