Waifu Claim Thread
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>>713190696
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, ALL HAIL MIKASA
Mikasa Claimed.
Claimu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Kurome claimed again.
>>713200985
Moogz, but that's just cause I enjoy playing her instrument than Mio's. If you take instuments out of the equation than Mini Moog and Mio (fuck there are no bass names that I can make a name joke with) are tied
Yui claimu, happy birthday to her.
>>713201457
Basses are fucking majestic
joined the meme
claimed
>>713201523
I am not crazy about guitar-like intruments, it feels weird to me playing them. I would love to play keyboard while Yui plays her guitar, but I can dream.
Boring.
Hey bakas! I'm still here!
Cirno no longer needs to even be claimed at this point. That was the STRONGEST post claimu any of us are likely to see.
No steals possible, anymore!
>>713201692
I'm bored
pm me on discord
>>713201682
I play keyboard, bass, and guitar.
Kogami arm candy.
Claim me waifu
The best than any of you noobs
>>713201750
I don't have your discord.
>>713201781
Keyboard/piano, flute, and a little bass.
>>713201799
Worst waifu
>>713201845
add me on discord
>>713201950
I don't add stupid people on discord.
>>713202018
why not
>>713201740
Oh hey, my post got in.
>>713202018
four out of every five people are stupid, like your mother
>>713201950
>add me
>provides no username or info
u w0t m99?
>>713202054
everyone who responded lol
This was my most proudest GET and the STRONGEST STRONGET of all time
Claiming Ikaros
>>713202119
They know each other
And yea, you should post that again for every thread to assure your dominance.
>>713201740
Just because you GET posting a pic of your waifu doesn't mean she can't be stolen
>>713202229
Hi rory, drink anything good tonight?
>>713202329
i feel like aids
>>713202365
But to one-up me here, someone would need to AT LEAST
>self-call
>quints
>9s
just to match.
Cirno is m9 forever!!
>>713202447
Not really. Dont drink a lot.
I need to clean that shot glass though.
>>713202458
I just feel like garbage.
Sad garbage.
I shouldn't feel this way on Yui's birthday.
>>713202494
You don't have to one-up someone to steal. You just need trips.
Claim
>>713201308
>>713201392
>>713201397
>>713201400
>>713201457
>>713201523
>>713201560
>>713201682
>>713201740
>>713201781
>>713201798
>>713201799
>>713201911
>>713201914
>>713202054
>>713202119
>>713202135
>>713202229
>>713202329
>>713202447
>>713202494
>>713202606
>>713202614
FUCKING NIGGER GOD DAMNIT SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA
>>713202329
^^
Wait is this one Ui?
I can't tell
>>713202614
>>713202680
Well...
fuck....
Bakas aren't getting Cirno away from me that easy, either way!
>>713202750
Rolling for Cirno
>>713202739
Why?
Cirno roll
Cirno roll.
>>713202790
Later
Rollimg for cirno
>>713202606
Oh. You work at the restaurant right?
Cook anything remarkable today (or yesterday, time zones are fucked)?
>>713202750
I'd say its Yui, Ui doesn't wear hairpins unless she is trying to imitate Yui. They do look really similar though.
>>713202739
What will you give me if I do?
>>713202865
want to rp? -_-
>>713202903
but you added that to it
>>713202903
Hmmm, fair enough
I did notice the hairpin later, but I still was thinking it was Ui
Stealing cirno
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>713202987
roll
toothpaste in drink
>>713202987
rol
>>713202987
Drink your cum. Roll.
>>713202987
SEVEN GET
>>713202987
roll for >>713203061
>>713202949
Doesn't count was in parentheses.
>>713202987
Im out of alcohol but eh.
>>713202987
reroll
i would post cirno lewds but he would get off on it
>>713203083
REROLL
>>713202987
Drink Rum and Vodka mixed, in ass.
You won't get more fucked up than that
Jinx claimed, poppy is a close second, also maybe Maki Nishikino.
>>713202903
Cafe. And not really. Just the odd wrap and chips.
>>713203061
That would fuck with my already fucked digestive system. So no.
>>713202949
Sure ;o
>>713202987
Roll
>>713203144
ok, of the 2, I'll say whichever you find first, then
>>713202987
cum on
>>713203157
_hugs_
>>713203177
damm.... double GETs
>>713202987
I don't drink alcohol anymore can still play?
>>713203153
Cum is at least a little healthy unlike boose.
Anyway, roll for that Jap Whiskey.
>>713202987
>>713203133
DUBS ARE GOOD ENOUGH
DRINK PINEAPPLE DACHAREE
>>713203223
cum is bad for your teeth
>>713203196
*Hugs back*
>>713203133
Well done. You get to choose out of
Jap whiskey
Bourbon
Smoked rum
Spiced rum
Rum
Good scotch
Bad scotch
Aussie whiskey
Tequila
New Zealand whiskey
Korean whiskey
>>713203226
No pineapple juice. See above.
>>713203144
>>713203177
Drink an alcohol with butt for better drunk absorption?
Right, Rory
>>713203223
Reroll for that good Jap shit.
>>713203272
true
>>713203300
wow.... look at all the GETS
>>713203333
>>713203272
why tho
>>713203300
Mikasa beat you fam
>>713203370
awww.... ok
>>713203153
Oh
I would drink with you, shoulda been doing this while I had the champagne.
>>713202987
Do a shot of vodka (ruskie shit, not weakass Danish or French shit) on your bud, yuiposter.
>>713203389
Butt yes. Shelving is faster and more efficient.
>>713203287
-sits on new bed-
>>713203357
why what?
>>713203423
fuck no
>>713203423
No vodka. See my list to Mikasa.
>>713203462
*Sits next to you*
This is boring
>>713203462
why is it bad?
>>713203591
High sugar content.
>>713203292
Jap whiskey
(in butt if possible)
>>713203462
Gotcha
>>713203466
Fuck. You need to get some happy juice.
Do a shot of Mexicano agave nectar.
>>713203637
Cum is pretty healthy
It makes your teeth white
>>713203637
hot
>>713203558
-crys because crippling autism-
>>713203591
it has sugar
i guess its good for you in other ways but idk i haven't really looked in to it :^)
How long do you think we would need to wait before getting High definition virtual reality with full-body physical feedback and AI able to replicate real human interaction to effectively make our waifu dreams a reality?
>pic related, my waifu
>>713203722
This
>>713203811
Pic related, a shit*
Fixed it for you
>>713203768
*Wraps arms around you*
It's ok, i have crippling depression
>>713203656
I cant do in butt. No funnel, way too messy, and 10pm. Also I have problems with butt. Dont want to gross people out by explaining it.
>>713203702
I dont like the Silver Patron though. Bad aftertaste to me. Only bought it for a party and its used as a wild card in the game.
>>713203815
its ok
everyone here is either gay or bi
I don't think you are a real man if you haven't at one point in your life swallowed your own cum
>>713203889
-cries more-
Cum is delicious
who wants to give me some?
swallow my cum yuno
>>713203637
really? that's sounds pretty sweet.
>>713203952
>only 10pm
Holy fuck its 5am here.
Idk, bourbon I guess. Is it American Honey?
>>713203967
I guess. Why do you make fun of me for traps then?
>>713204149
Hi Yuno.
>>713204181
can i swallow it?
>>713204279
i dislike traps a lot
are you actually gay? :o
>>713204307
sure
>>713204406
yay i love u
Claiming my cute cat!
I love her so much!
>>713204406
konata?
>>713204406
I guess. Though I'd say its closer to just bi.
>>713203967
*Pulls closer*
Shh it's ok, everything will be fine
>>713204574
Pretty god champion
>>713204279
Mikasa wanted the Jap whiskey. The bourbon is Basil Hayden.
>>713204460
i like you
>>713204599
what do you prefer? :o
>>713204613
-falls asleep-
>>713204546
>>713204693
good*
>>713204279
Good morning
How are you today?
>>713204705
*Lies you down and puts blanket over you*
>>713204705
-cuddles-
when can i swallow ur kiddies
>>713204705
Full females, without dicks.
>>713204694
Oh hey, are you counting my dubs even though I wasn't directly playing? If so, do whatever has the best taste.
>>713204776
Eh, could be better, wish I was drunk again.
How about you.
Is Chen a cute boy?
>>713204914
I only go with the first get of the night. My nicest is the Australian whiskey. So damn good. Definitely worth the $300 a litre.
>>713204149
kill my autism discount tsundere~chan
>>713204826
-wakes up-
>>713204840
never
>>713204914
thats pretty straight
>>713205014
yes
>>713205062
*Good morning*
>>713205036
Oh, that's kinda boring, guess it would make sense, by the time we would be done you would've died from alcohol poisoning.
Hope the Jap whiskey did it for you.
>>713204914
Whats wrong? Also what's stopping you?
I'm okay just really lazy atm
>>713205062
You're autism is too strong bully-san
>>713205199
Not my best but its still good. Little harsh on the palate for my taste.
Miku a shit
>>713205192
-ohayou-
>>713205199
as pretty as yui?
>>713205231
it really is :c
>>713205231
Just loneliness for the most part.
Don't have any booze. Only reason I had any was because of free drinks at work, plus me stealing a half bottle of champagne from a bunch of already drunk weddingpartygoers.
>>713205448
I'm gonna have to say no to that one, but it sure is pretty.
>>713205448
The only way to stop it now is to noose
>>713205568
good answer
>>713205577
i would noose but i would miss sachi too much
>>713205448
*What now?*
Hey guys.
>>713205577
Did you rename all your files specifically because of me
>>713205568
Oh I'm sorry to hear that, I don't think alcohol is the right answer for that but what do I know
Where do you work where you can drink alcohol?
Kek alright then good job I guess
>>713205670
But sachi is waiting for you in the afterlife
>>713205689
-do something autistic-
>>713206217
Literally who?
I've had these filenames ever since I got my pc back which is about 4 months now
Seriously who tf are you?
wo
I made a cool sound today.
>>713206363
Wrong person then, never mind.
>>713206170
CEILING CUTEGUN
>>713206251
Eh. People think I am overplaying it for attention, makes it difficult to talk to people before taking to the things that I know help me temporarily. Antideps usually help too.
I work at a banquet center, last night I bussed and had to clean up. My manager is changing jobs and gave us all a drink of our choice.
>>713206583
Are you asking me? If so, no. If anything I change them for Sachi.
>>713206170
Hey a cutie
>>713206663
Was I asking you in that post?
No, I just noticed some of the posters changed their filenames because I stole them on occasion. Nothing more.
>>713206251
i don't think thats how it works
>>713206663
get yui to hold you
>>713206663
Hey Yui
How's it going?
>>713206750
Who is this?
>>713206813
Mikasa Ackerman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHIi3h8aAo
>>713206793
But Yui cannot hold me, her arms cannot reach into the 3rd dimension, at best she can lay by me. I like to dream, but I cannot sleep at this point.
>>713206813
Meh. Have been better. How about you? You are up awfully early, aren't you?
>>713206583
There are some other Yuno posters though they rarely show up here and claim her anymore
What did you do that might make them change filename?
>>713206170
morning galil
>>713206663
Oh that sucks, tbh people are assholes don't mind them. Then again if you have lonelyness problems, seems like a never ending cycle
Oh I see so it isn't a regular thing.
>>713206793
Just believe, tie that noose and you can hear her call
Yuno a cute...
>>713207064
I may or may not have changed all my filenames to their filenames for the express reason of being ulfilterable during a few spamfests. I can neither confirm nor deny this happening.
>>713207020
a cute
>>713207025
you don't have to dream to imagine
>>713207064
im scared of the noose :c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM9V99VlgrI
>>713206863
Are you new to the threads?
>>713207025
It's not going too well for me right now.
I went to sleep super early, I'm really sick.
>>713207064
Hey Tsun, good morning.
>>713207131
You bet
>>713207137
Who was it? You Know Gasai?
Why would you do that though?
>>713207142
Do it for Sachi
>>713207216
Been a while
How are you?
>>713207329
have you looked at my waifu
>>713207329
A CUTE!
>>713207408
Thought that was just your avatar
Why does that matter though
>>713207522
SHE IS
>>713207329
It has I guess, I probably need to come to the threads more.
Pretty bad tbh
>>713207216
Yes
>>713207064
Its my fault for trying to cover it up with humor.
>>713207142
But imagining isn't close to being real enough to make a difference.
>>713207216
Gotten any better? Any news on the blanket?
>>713207595
You do, filthy elitist
What's wrong?
>>713207679
I think lot's of people do that, don't blame yourself for someting like this
Hope you find someone who is willing to help you with this
in the meanwhile you have us
up to anything?
>>713206256
*I'll do you then*
>>713207677
Well welcome I guess. Why Mikasa?
>>713207679
I've actually gotten way worse, and no it's still just sitting outside.
>>713207754
I'm really sick and Klonata is mad at me because of something dumb and we might not talk to each other any more.
>>713207560
>Why would you do that
>Waifu is the spammer meme
It's just a matter of
how to put it
thread-appropriate things your waifu would like you to do
And yes it was You Know
I clam all you have autism
>>713207329
i think sachi would prefer i don't kill myself
i still need to dream of doing things with her
>>713207785
-are you straight-
>>713207975
i do
>>713207975
CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS
Fucking reptile heat lamps turned on and scared me. Timer for them must be off.
>>713207754
Laying in bed, waiting for day to start. Listening to a little bit of music.
>>713207841
Is it the flu? I wish I were able to be there to take care of you.
>>713207975
ESL or just empasizing a southern accent?
>>713207975
Clam
>>713208148
CODE
GEASS
E
A
S
S
>>713207841
Because I love her
>>713208070
* I don't know -_-*
>>713208213
-do you like men-
Hi Chen.
>>713208091
I don't know what it is but my stomach hurts real bad and I've been throwing up. I can't even drink any water or anything either, and laying on my side makes it hurt worse.
>>713208196
What makes you love her though
Code Geass is shit
Naruto > Code Geass
>>713208260
*I don't know -_-*
>>713207841
Oh that sucks what's wrong with you?
And what happened if I may ask? Never thought Klonata was someone to hold grudges
>>713207860
Alright whatever, be vague all you want I don't care that much
>>713208070
That's true well then just a few more years of suffering
>>713208091
Oh alright what are you listening to?
what up my fucking squad of apes
at this point im continuing the syndra for the memes
my servers powersupply got approved installing the lines this week
one step closer
>>713207679
what up
>>713207020
add me back on steam you lil shit
>>713205293
nigger
>>713204574
YO
>>713208183
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>I am still hyped
>>713208461
ARE YOU FINALLY BECOMING THE HERO 4CHAN DESERVES?
mfw code geass S3
>>713208499
No that's me.
>>713208363
-are you sexually aroused by penises-
>>713208381
made much more tolerable by my waifu
>>713208499
you already know it
if it wasnt dark as fuck outside ill post pictures of the setup i built around when it isnt
ive individually tested the catalysts and it all works great
time to melt the neighborhood and fire the jet engines
>>713208499
Plot twist:
Whole season was just a fanfic
>>713208274
Sounds like flu or a stomach bug.
I know its hard, but keep yourself hydrated, especially since you are vomiting. Do you have chills? Maybe try sucking on some ice, if Usagi Drop has tought me anything.
>>713208381
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=wlWyRdvscKY
>>713208461
Hi? I don't believe we have met, and honestly now isn't a good first impression. :)
>>713208381
I don't know what it is, I'm not a doctor
I don't really want to talk about in front of everyone else.
>>713208586
*I don't know -_-*
A bit
>>713208704
Gastroenteritis.
It'll pass.
>>713208499
JIBUN WOOOOO
I
B
U
N
W
O
O
O
O
O
This gon' be gud.
>>713208701
I just throw up the water though, and when I drink it my stomach gets really tight. No chills, but I've got a little bit of a fever.
>>713208829
OK
>>713208701
damn. forgot about me.
one sec i still have the anime list
think back months ago
im more autistic then all of you combined for keeping it
Code Geass is literally worst show
>>713208897
different yui
>>713208713
homo
>>713201400
why no slut of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI
>>713208897
if you are thinking me to be bard, than you are mistaken.
I haven't been here for longer than 2 weeks or so.
>>713208885
Try some ice, little at a time, just enough to keep you above being dehydrated, because trust me, being dehydrated and sick makes the experience a shitty(ier) one, in my case ending with me going to the hospital for a water iv.
>>713208530
YES!
>>713208575
WAT
>>713208635
DO IT! DO IT FOR JUSTICE!
>>713208641
Wat
>>713208838
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It really is!
>>713208938
Shoo~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykC_PoiQ0tQ
>>713208938
>>713208938
Do you desufags have a fucking off switch?
I havent watched Code Geass at all.
What's the big deal?
>>713209118
No -_-
>>713209473
Children need animes too.
>>713209506
no need to hide in the closet -_-
>>713209473
GO WATCH IT! WATCH IT FOR EMPEROR LELOUCH!
ALL HAIL LELOUCH!
>>713209118
STOLEN yui you mean? unlucky.
>>713209215
just wait. 2 weeks.. 2 months.. youll be a dirty memer like us. or youll end up pairing people with images.
either way kindof odd. welcome friendo
>>713209646
I like how people who try to figure out the origin of the “meme” don’t even know where it came from originally. I’ll tell you where it came from. From me. I just made it up. Elitism is something horrible. Elitism is something that’s coming. It’s coming soon. It has nothing to do with Mai. I’m not elitist enough to make those kind of references. Seeing it become a meme kinda killed doing further elitist things in the future (for me anyway) but maybe I’ll do one when you least expect it.
>>713209582
It seems naruto-tier. I can't sadly.
>>713209568
If anything i'm bi, but i think i'm straight :o
>>713209215
Holy shit thanks dude, ice is actually working
>>713209772
so you won't suck my dick? -_-
>>713209873
No -_-
>>713209762
>naruto-tier.
Fucking kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6ZWa4X_PE
>>713209739
go back..
to the discord
>>713209915
good :o
>>713209948
>-_- P
>-_- P
>-_- m
>-_- u
>-_- g
>-_- O
>-_- 3
>-_- U
>-_- j
>-_- m
>-_- Q
>-_- P
>-_- y
>-_- v
>-_- I
>-_- h
>-_- E
>-_- 0
>-_- r
>-_- O
>>713209762
>Seems Naruto tier
>Won't watch it based off that
Not gunna lie, that's pretty closed minded. But whatever, you're missing out.
>>713209948
They wont let me in.
Just kidding.
>implying it exists
ZzzzZ.
Click it.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Crawling%20In%20My%20Skin.swf
>>713210078
ppmugO3UjmQPyvIhE0rO
>>713209849
Don't thank me, thank Usagi Drop.
just get rest, try to go to sleep if you can.
If you have any friends nearby ask them to come over and make you some soup or ramen (with the water still in the bowl).
>>713209646
I'm waiting for it to come. So far met a bunch cool dudes to keep me company.
Thanks. Is your morning going well?
>>713210095
No, thats not what I meant.
I literally can't watch it. I don't have hulu or any thing like that
>>713210216
>Crawling in my skin.
Not gonna click thx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7x6IBR8b98
>>713210216
Don't click it
Creates mustard gas
>be me
>fGuXozPZUH
>4AM3YUyIvT
>mA8bIJGtgb
>QWhXakhUzt
>MF5r7Pk7bK
>EgXG96I5iI
>HkgyEUZECB
>ryrZbBtQ5G
True story.
>>713210365
>>713210300
>>713210216
>still no fun allowed for mobile users
Sucks, one of my favorite boards is /f/.
>>713210316
>What is torrenting
C'mon mang, these are the basics!
>>713210401
I do not obey dolls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSM4j7Vb84
>>713210458
I'm on mobile, man.
>>713210300
>If you have any friends
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmUcdptXsE
My brother will probably come over later though, and I'll see if he can. You're the best by the way.
>>713210394
Whoa
>>713208461
Maybe
>>713210610
>Implying GPOXAQF6tgfvq9LoyOKZQSUs
You wish.
>>713210579
https://youtu.be/ywI_X6pbgS8
:^)
>>713210402
So afternoon? Wow, you must live far away.
>>713210579
Stream it, jesus fucking christ.
>what is KissAnime?
>>713210610
No, I really am not.
>>713210579
See
>>713210715
You've got a lot to learn about Chinese Cartoons m8.
>>713210579
There is always gogoanime too.
>>713210579
>>713210829
[Any anime name] kissanime.to mobile.
Optimised.
>pls get reference :^}
>>713210709
YES
DO IT
YOU DISAPPEARED LIKE A BLACK DAD ALL THE SUDDEN
why you gotta do that
http://steamcommunity.com/id/H2FSbF6
>>713210829
In Scotland
we can talk anytime bb
>>713210829
>what is data limit
>>713210904
>>713210715
Blocked in my country
>>713210946
Data limit sucks
>>713210966
DATA LIMIT
>>713211025
Just use chunkydoll or whatever the fuck it is.
I think I'm going to go back to sleep for a little while. See you guys later.
>>713210714
>TFW
>>713210829
You're better than me anyway
>>713211025
>being on data
What's your limit, I use more here than I do on chrome for KissAnime.
>>713211015
But everyone talks to you when people are on.
>>713211102
Don't do this.
>>713211143
Maybe at knowing what to do when sick, but as a person, no.
Get some sleep you cute gun, your action will get sluggish if you don't.
>>713211324
>But everyone talks to you when people are on.
But they don't :o
>>713211324
Just use youtube.
I go to pornhub for all my anime needs.
>>713211324
I'm a poorfag so I don't have a lot of data
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>>713210033
Are you gay?