We poorly describe movies and see if others can figure out what they are
In this film, military hardware gets janked up and decides to retire and go live on a farm with some friends.
>this little douche kid keeps breaking rules
>LITERALLY hacks the school computers
>calls in sick
>I go fucking nuts and try to prove that he isn't
>douche really is sick
>> be a guy
>> go to have a drink at a bar
>> leave bar
>> guys try to pick a fight
>> throw some bolts at them
>> fly into space
>> come back to earth
>> start turning green and fuck up some guys
>> big ass storm starts to brew
>> fight the storm
>> turn into a fighter jet
>> fly into the sun
This is why... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo
I suppose it's a good movie, it's your standard disaster flick. If it happens to be on TV, I'd probably end up watching it. Not going to win any awards, but at the time of it's release, it was cool.
attractive single mom moves to a new town. Becomes engaged to some guy in business who wears a suit and makes shit ton of money. suddenly, a husky, handsome man dripping with testosterone appears. He is really nice, but girl is already engaged. Her kid hates the business guy, loves the husky guy. He has a decent job or is unemployed, but talented in some way. After something starts to develop, happy music plays. Eventually, they get in a fight and split up. What the hell, im already engaged anyway. At the last minute, single mom decides to follow her heart, and marry the single husky guy instead, and it is revealed that the guy in the suit is an ass hat, all just in time for christmas!
>go to iraq to help with the war efforts
>get captured and put to work by sand niggers
>end up escaping, but couldn't save friend
>go to burger king to feel american
>kill up my old family friend who set me up
little girl moves to house
old man neighbor tries to befriend her
tells her stories about a handsome kid
she befriends him
shows her something in his back yard
cops caught them doing something illegal
old man almost dead
girl touches the thing in the back yard
trips balls and and is in another planet
finds the boy
boy trying to fuck rose
old man be with girl
I swear I'd someone gets this I'll give u a cookie
>Take place on east coast
>recovering alcoholic gets night gard position of mall
>Mall partially burns down
>Discover room where mental people were horribly treated
>Spirits arent calmed until the original doctor is sacrificed to said room
I need help finding a name of a movie.
There's a military.
Guy gets sicc metal mecha suit. Like it's big and he has to step into it.
Everytime he dies fighting these aliens he wakes up in the same scene and a drill sergeant yells at him to get up.
Hot blonde is helping him train
It's a recent movie and it's been busting my balls. Can't seem to find it
FUCK HOLY SHIT THANK YOU. May your genitalia receive pleasure millions of times in your lifespan.
Each is very popular with several versions
>Blood testing tells you who it is
>Picks off the faggots one by one
>Our weapons are useless
>They die from aids
More hints then
>Alien is mindless and attacks anything hotter than its surroundings
>Niggers hide in freezer
>Niggers arm infested with the alien
>One arm nigger gots a boomstick
>Takes out the prickle faggot while the hot girl and nerd run away
>daddy clearly likes twin bro more than me
>even after twin bro kills him
>we both joined army like daddy when we were younger
>i lose my shit, take over an army base, make daddy proud
>his jock ass shows up, fucks up my base, kills a bunch of my dudes
>got this giant-ass grin on his face while he does it
>even shoots down my helicopter
>only way to resolve this is a shirtless fist fight
Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee (Jerry Seinfeld) finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human (Renée Zellweger), breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft.