We poorly describe movies and see if others can figure out what

>>713045559
I'm sure it's not it but the only thing that comes to my mind is small soldier.

Two friends that are into jewellery go on a journey to a mountain

>>713046304
Brokeback?

>>713046374
Nice try but no

>>713046062
nope.

>>713045559
Short Circuit

>>713046304
The Lord of The Rings

>get to bus stop
>open my magazine to read
>some autist sitting next to me
>HURR DURR DURR WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY LIFE
>SETTLE DOWN IT'LL ONLY TAKE AN HOUR OR TWO

>>713045559

Short Circuit?

>>713046493
Can you give us a clue ?

>be me, a farmer
>find out my dad was in the army
>guess I should enlist like him
>beat the shit out of the baddies
>three sequels and three prequels

>>713046692

Star Wars

>>713046527
Right for lotr, it was an easy one.

>>713046527
>> short circuit

Yep

>>713046532

Forrest Gump

>>713046789
Bingo


>be me
>be principal
>this little douche kid keeps breaking rules
>LITERALLY hacks the school computers
>calls in sick
>I go fucking nuts and try to prove that he isn't
>douche really is sick

>>713046532
Forest Gump


God dammit, I sat here for a solid minute trying to remember the name, but all I could think of was donald trump

>>713046554
yep

>>713046964

Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

>be me
>be Jack Nicholson
>spooky crazy bad guy
>misuse an axe

There is a problem underground and the government pays a crazy guy in the desert to dig a big hole and fix it before everyone dies.

>>713047297
Johnny Iceman

happy fish couple have way too many babies and all but one baby pay the consequences.

>>713047328

The Core

>>713047482
Tim Burton's Batman

>>713047498
Finding Nemo

I EAT SHIT

>> be a guy
>> go to have a drink at a bar
>> leave bar
>> guys try to pick a fight
>> throw some bolts at them
>> fly into space
>> come back to earth
>> start turning green and fuck up some guys
>> big ass storm starts to brew
>> fight the storm
>> turn into a fighter jet
>> fly into the sun

I EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER

>>713047751
>>713047742

Grownups 2

>>713047522
how the hell did you get that?

>>713047623
yes

>>713047784
>>713047742
nope

>>713047522
and by the way, is that a good movie? I saw it when I was 9 or something and thought it was awesome at the time. Was that just because I didn't know any better?

>>713047694
>>713047751
Supersize Me

>>713047742
green lantern

>>713045559
>move to a new house
>grow imaginary trees with imaginary forest friends
>try to figure out how to visit my mom at the hospital

It gets cold so some kids start burning books on tax law

>be me
>marry childhood bestie
>cant conceive
>she dies
>faggot little fuck screws up my house
>dogs

>>713048015
yep

>>713048237
UP

>>713048237
Up?

>work on a farm
>hack predator drones because why the fuck not
>find secret base
>go to space

>>713048359
>>713048319
yup

>>713045559

An android man in russia

>>713048451
Interstellar

and for your information, the Israli drones have FANTASTIC solar cells. Enough to power an entire BARN!

>>713048649
yep

>>713048211
My neighbor totoro

>>713047803
>>713047932

This is why... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBI0yrtHUo

I suppose it's a good movie, it's your standard disaster flick. If it happens to be on TV, I'd probably end up watching it. Not going to win any awards, but at the time of it's release, it was cool.

attractive single mom moves to a new town. Becomes engaged to some guy in business who wears a suit and makes shit ton of money. suddenly, a husky, handsome man dripping with testosterone appears. He is really nice, but girl is already engaged. Her kid hates the business guy, loves the husky guy. He has a decent job or is unemployed, but talented in some way. After something starts to develop, happy music plays. Eventually, they get in a fight and split up. What the hell, im already engaged anyway. At the last minute, single mom decides to follow her heart, and marry the single husky guy instead, and it is revealed that the guy in the suit is an ass hat, all just in time for christmas!

>go to iraq to help with the war efforts
>get captured and put to work by sand niggers
>end up escaping, but couldn't save friend
>go to burger king to feel american
>kill up my old family friend who set me up

>>713045559
>looking for suspicious alien technology in space
>AI goes insane and tries to kill everyone
>turn into an old man
>become babby

>I was born a poor black child
>This is shit, and this is shinola
>I AM A NIGGER!
>All I need this lamp
>I got you a thermos

>>713048997
Iron man

>>713049008
2001: A space oddesy

>>713049110
yup

>have asthma attack
>go to see foster parents family far away
>hallucinate a girl
>stuff happens
>go home
>i'm the girls granddaughter

>>713047694
Salo?

Basically I'm a pedophile, smoke some weed, get shot by the faggot neighbor

>>713048980
litterally ANYTHING on the halmark channel

little girl moves to house
old man neighbor tries to befriend her
tells her stories about a handsome kid
she befriends him
shows her something in his back yard
cops caught them doing something illegal
old man almost dead
girl touches the thing in the back yard
trips balls and and is in another planet
finds the boy
get together
boy trying to fuck rose
girl escapes
old man be with girl

I swear I'd someone gets this I'll give u a cookie

>Girl gets herp derps from dad
>ostracized from other kids
>has wet dreams about performing surgery
>kills little sister
>Thinks she's gonna save her

>>713049104

Nice one.

The jerk

>>713050943
Excision. Great movie.

>>713049943
American Beauty

>>713049943
American Beauty

>>713045559
Transcendence

>my son is deaf
>I get really old and kill a priest with a bowling pin

>>713051250
There Will Be Blood

>>713051250
There will be blood

>>713051126
Personally I thought it was way too weird.

>>713050912
Star Child?

>Single mother gets PTSD from a children's book.

>>713051004
Got it

>>713051525
The Babadook?

>>713051525
Alice Through the Looking Glass


>dat dinner scene

>Take place on east coast
>recovering alcoholic gets night gard position of mall
>Mall partially burns down
>Discover room where mental people were horribly treated
>Spirits arent calmed until the original doctor is sacrificed to said room

>>713051004
No u, lady

>>713051510
no

>Local small town leadership won't respond to seasonal threat
>Relies on gross incompetence for protection
>Gross incompetence did not acquire a vessel of sufficient size

>>713051873
Jaws

>>713051437
>>713051419
winner

>>713051792
House on Haunted Hill

>>713051910
Ding!

Faggot kid kills bugs in space.

>>713051873
Red State

>>713051990
Ender's Game

>>713052073
noop

>>713051990
Starship Troopers

>>713048231
Day after tomorrow

>>713052133
Nope
>>713052085
Yep.

Hated that movie.

>Guy gets stuck in an oil painting
>There are regrets

I need help finding a name of a movie.
There's a military.
Guy gets sicc metal mecha suit. Like it's big and he has to step into it.
Everytime he dies fighting these aliens he wakes up in the same scene and a drill sergeant yells at him to get up.
Hot blonde is helping him train

It's a recent movie and it's been busting my balls. Can't seem to find it

>>713052352
Edge of Tomorrow.

>>713051953
No. Ididnt want to say it but itd be a dead give away
>Room is full of mirrors that embody the souls of the tortured patients

>>713049008
2easy001

>>713052221
yep

>dude keeps killing people
>he leaves clues but they're retarded
>cops are equally retarded
>only a newspaper cartoonist and Iron Man can try to figure him out

>>713052345
ghost busters?

>Alien lands
>Everybody panics
>Alien tries really hard to leave
>More panicking

>(There are two movies that are eligible)

>>713052496
Hahaha, not what I was thinking, but totally applicable. Maybe not so much the regrets though.

>>713050912
Uh. Smallville? Is that what that weird superman rip off was called?

>>713052487
Guessing one of the Sherlock Holmes.

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>>713052409
FUCK HOLY SHIT THANK YOU. May your genitalia receive pleasure millions of times in your lifespan.

>>713052646
Kek no worries. I really loved that movie.

>>713052606
no

>>713052545
The Day the Earth stood still?

>A bunch of people go to sleep.
>And then a bunch of people go to sleep.
>And then...a bunch of people go to sleep.

>>713052545
Alien, if you consider the humans the aliens

Prometheus, maybe

The Thing

>>713052789
Nice! Ding!

>>713052797
Inception

>>713052545
ET

>>713052697
Fuck man, Emily Blunt in naught but a Condor chest rig.

>>713052855
>>713052789
These were the two I originally had in mind, but realize now there are a few that can still apply.

>>713052487
Zodiac

>>713052846
Ding!

they go to rescue a guy but it's not the right guy. then they continue to try to find the guy then they find him. but he don't want rescue.

>>713050912

Le Petit Prince

>>713052929
Saving Private Ryan

>>713052929
Saving Private Ryan

>>713051589
Right-o

>>713050912

>>713052930

Now pay up bitch

>be me
>move to new town in buttfuck nowhere
>people disappearing
>fucking vegetarians man
>I mean really, goddamn vegetarians
>who thought this was a good idea

Each is very popular with several versions

Movie 1
>Alien shapeshifts
>Snowy setting
>Blood testing tells you who it is
>Picks off the faggots one by one

Movie 2
>Aliens
>Our weapons are useless
>Lazer beams
>They die from aids

>>713052930
ye

>>713052920
correct

>>713053041
Way too easy man.

The Thing

War of the Worlds

>>713052929

Long shit and I'll probably sound dumb af but saving private ryan?

>>713050912
The little prince

Here's a good one:

>everyone dies
>it's grass

Decent second rate horror film
>Prickly alien apears
>Tracks using heat
>Gas station
>3 fgts locked in
>Has to cut off arm
>Ice ice baby
>Boom
>Teh end?

>>713053231
The Happening

>>713053249
Predator?

>Bit crazy
>Wake up on golf course
>Numbers
>Wibbly Wobbly timey wimey stuff
>save everyone only to die by a plane part

>>713053112
Noice

>>713053012
Soy lent green

>>713053280
Donnie Darko

>>713053280
Donnie Darko

>>713053270
Nope

>>713045559

>Be dad
>space haunts daughter
>rocket man
>time travel
>fight off space coward
>fall into giant hole
>spy on daughter
>steal space ship
>the end

>Space shrimp

>>713053306
Yessir, best movie in my opinion.

>>713053350
Interstellar

>>713053350
Interstellar?

>>713053350
Interstellar

a religious black man stops an romantic couple from holding up a restaurant with his words and a 9mm pistol

>>713053305
Nah

I'm thinking of a really shitty movie

>>713053250
God dammit!

>>713053443
Pulp Fiction

>>713053427

>>713053428

Rightie'oh anon

>>713053280
You forgot the aluminum bunny

>>713052487
Zodiac great movie

>>713050912
The little prince?

>>713053443
Pulp Fiction

son do drug
mom do drug
son lose arm
mom lose mind

>>713053566
Requiem for a Dream

the terminator

>>713053601
That's hard to guess

>Robinhood, except he has acute radiation poisoning and wears an exo-suit.

>be me
>have like 2 friends
>old dude keeps telling us to wait and trust him
>try to troll NotSteveJobs
>shit gets wack
>now I gotta steal a playing card

>everything's dark
>all trees are dead
>grey everywhere
>dad and kid walking

> have a really nice rug
> I don't have a rug anymore

>tron
>but shitty sequel

>>713053734
The Big Lebowski

>>713053710
The Road

boy use sword as dildo
man drops pen
shit happens
dad dies
boy tries to reanimate him from the dead
it was the Jews

anyone gets this u have my full respect

>>713046532
Joe Dirt 2?

>>713053249
More hints then
>Alien is mindless and attacks anything hotter than its surroundings
>Niggers hide in freezer
>Niggers arm infested with the alien
>One arm nigger gots a boomstick
>Takes out the prickle faggot while the hot girl and nerd run away

>>713053734
Big Lebowski

>>713053797

Good job anon, I think it's a great movie tbh

>>713053709
Now you see me

fish lost
where he?

>>713053871
Never saw it. Hated the book.

>>713053900

what a waste of dubs

>finding nemo

>>713053863
I have no idea but I really wanna see it now.

>>713053863
Splinter

Find video, watch video, phone rings, fall in well, dead body, creepy ass kids

>>713053874
2

>>713053859
It was the Jews
Wow, thanks for the clarification

>>713053999

nice trips

>>713054007
The Ring

White dude helps a black guy with his job. Black guy leaves once white guy realizes he was fucking his wife.

Might be a bit too cryptic

>>713054064
Yup yup

>>713052545
super 8?

>>713054007

scary movie, but I can't remember which one

>be me
>be pasty white kid
>feds catch on to me
>run away with strangers and trip balls

>Santa Claus, but with Jews.

>>713054127
Bruce Almighty.

Two guys get worms while tryna get some fucc from a girl really into rocks

>>713047751
Human Centipede

her water has an exceptionally large ice cube in it.

>>713054002
Noice

In my opinion it was a pretty good movie

>>713054227
I laughed pretty hard at that. Good guess, ha.

>>713054253
Tremors?

>Anthropomorphic vehicles
>GitRdone guy is towtruck

>>713054268
Titanic

>>713054333
Cars

A woman explodes after having sex with a "evolved" human.

>>713054227
Nope

>Three assholes walk around the woods, one disappears oh hey look a house JOSH

>>713054328
yee

>>713054390
Prometheus.

>>713054440
The Blair Witch Project

>White hothead and black vet
>fat man
>pretty girl
>jealous dude
>angry dude
>lazy dude
>box?
>o no, completed his plan
>gg white guy

>person made of some mercury shit is trying to kill me
>saved by an autistic robot
>break mom out of the insane asylum
>quick trip to mexico
>try to stop a black guy from causing armageddon

>>713054390
Species

>>713054525
Seven, the shittiest movie of all time

>>713054530
The Terminator

>>713054497
JOOOOOOSH

>>713054593
technically no

>>713054587
I thought it was pretty good. What didn't you like about it?

>>713054626
T2

>>713054626
Fuck me if I remember which one. Genysis?

Colors steal some diamonds

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>>713054681

>>713053706
That shitty Matt Damon movie? Elysium?

>>713054453
>>713054552
Try again.
Its an older movie.

>>713054725
Reservoir Dogs

>A bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode!

>>713054664
All the characters are hollow and the whole thing is just one big edgegasm

>>713054804
OH my god, I totally was thinking "What movie had a bunch of black people stealing a diamond?"

But no, this has to be it. Ha.

>>713054804
Bingo

>>713054825
The Matrix

>>713047297
The shining

>>713054725
Blue Streak...you meant to say coloreds right?

>>713054825
The bus that wouldnt slow down.

Kids find cool shit but one kid doesn't seem so cool.

I don't think anyone will be getting this one.

>>713054951
Ding!

>>713054825
The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

>>713054971
Stand By Me?

>>713054987
Even more correct!

>>713054825
Speed

>>713055066
Noop, see
>>713054987

>Go to alcatraz type place
>people been dying
>partner is hulk
>insanity ensues
>ah shit I'm a prisoner all along

>>713055012
Nope

>>713054971
The Goonies?

>>713054934
I meant what I typed

>>713054971
>054971 ▶>>713055012
jumongee? Fuck it on spelling

>>713055124
Shutter Island

>>713055197
No not that either.

Here is a hint. The cool shit they find is underground

>>713055124
shutter island

>>713055037
No not jumangi

>>713054971
It?

>be me
>daddy clearly likes twin bro more than me
>even after twin bro kills him
>we both joined army like daddy when we were younger
>i lose my shit, take over an army base, make daddy proud
>his jock ass shows up, fucks up my base, kills a bunch of my dudes
>got this giant-ass grin on his face while he does it
>even shoots down my helicopter
>only way to resolve this is a shirtless fist fight

>>713054825
Speed

>>713055347
Nope

Anyone give up yet?

>>713054971
Chronicle?

>>713055376
Apocalypse Now?

>>713055418
WINAR

>>713055376
shit, wrong thread

>sharks
>tornado

>>713055281
Um, again, The Goonies?

>>713055462
no, meant to put this in the vidya thread

Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee (Jerry Seinfeld) finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human (Renée Zellweger), breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft.

>>713055542
No
>>713055418
Already got it.

>>713055602
Reported

>>713055602
Citizen kane

>>713055602
You're supposed to describe Happy Feet poorly.

Movies with sound in them you say? *Dances and gets wet*

>>713045559

>move to hood
>live with dad who is younger
>see town slut
>her ex cray cray
>cousin more cray cray

>>713055602
Jerry Seinfeld's Flight of the Bumblebee Part 1: The Bumbling

> Every day starts with Sonny and Cher

>Man dresses in drag to outsmart a custody battle

>>713055376
wrong thread asshole. also, metal gear solid

>>713056021
Groundhog Day

>>713056034
Mrs. Doubtfire

>>713056034
Mrs Doubtfire

>>713056034
>>713056021
Both of these movies came out in the same year. Just wanted to point that out.

>>713056077
>>713056105
Ding!

>>713056021
Groundhog Day

Vampire strippers

>>713055888
Big Daddy

>>713056051
no shit, I noticed

>>713055618
To be fair, so did >>713055542.
You meant not cool as in a dick, be vague but accurate at least.

>>713056331

Nope

> I didn't go to baseball because I had to fuck some slut

>>713056322
Dusk til dawn

> janitor gets his own show
> SUPPLIES

>>713056322
Twilight

>>713056389
Yup

>>713056399
UHF

>>713055888
Don't Drink your juice in the hood?

>Couple of slackers invent new sport

>>713056387
Field of Dreams

>>713056419
Naw

>>713056460
Baseketball

>>713056497
Yup

>>713056452

Yea haha full name Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Dead asshole bugs 2 dead people

>>713056322
Transylmania

>>713056617
Nope

>>713056448
Most underated awesome movie ever

>>713056471
Nope

hint: you like apples?

>>713056729
It's so good.