What if they burned the stick?

Holy shit

>>713007675
Then the stick would become millions of ash pieces which are harmful when breathed in

Stick always win

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>>713007675
Choked by ash... stick wins once more.

Stick become ash which float around back to the ground to nourish saplings. Creating a new generation of stick to kill marines and their entire families.

What if they put it to acid?

Millions of stick ash spread, eventually returning to soil making it more fertile. Trees grow back stronger, stronger sticks fall off tree
Stick win everytime.

>>713008090
Billions of tiny stick particles cannot be destroyed.
Stick win everytime.

>>713008090
The the stick with it's psychedelic powers will eradicate the marines. Stick always win.

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>>713007675

How well trained is stick?

>>713008416
Stick has excellent camouflage, it blends in any environment

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>>713007675
>>713007675
It would be around them and on their clothes also they could breath in the ash that will cauae damage to their lungs
Stick will win you fgt

What if marines put stick on rocket and then send it to sun? Stick will burn and the sun gravity will hold stick particles

>>713008623
The stick is now the sun. Marines need sun to live. Stick wins once more

>>713008623
Stick is first form of organic lifeform from Earth to reach sun
Stick win every time.

>>713008485
So do marines. x1000

>>713008623
The stick's ashes will travel to earth and kill the marines by letting themselves inside their noses, stick always win.

>>713007675
Defenision of winning in this fight?
How you know when someone had won?
The rules, we need to know them.

>>713008689
What if stick gonna get absorbed by black hole? Nobody needs black holes. Also black hole is far away from earth so cant anyhow demage marines

>>713008749
Stick can fit in almost any space, stick give off no heat so not show up on infrared

Stick always win

>>713008623
not at night

>>713008416
He is elite branch and has its roots in gorilla warfare

1 of marines is marine recuiter.
Stick is convinced to join marines.
Marines win everytime

>>713008892
Stick becomes fourth dimensional being, literally ascending beyond our plain of understanding. Stick win every time.

>>713008892
Stick is black hole. Black hole is Black. Black steals stuff. Black steals Marines Life. Stick wins once more.

>>713008807
Sun gravity will hold ashes

k

>>713007675
>What if they burned the stick?
Then they got baited into wasting 1000 guys to burn a fucking stick for 4chan's entertainment instead of actual missions

Marines lose

Stick always win, why can't newfags understand this?

>>713009185
Stick is brown and sun is afraid of niggers. Stick win

>>713009096
shit

What if the Marines did nothing and ignored the stick after realizing that fighting a battle they couldn't win was pointless. As long as the U.S. never falls, the stick can never win, right?

>>713009539
They're to scared to fight the stick. Stick always win.

What if marines make another stick from antimatter and make them touch each other? Then after annihilation both sticks gonna destroy each other. Marines win

>>713009589
Then the explosion would kill the marines. Stick always win.

>>713008416
Stick needs no training. He is a natural born killer. He's been a major part I've over 1 million photosynthesis and has survived multiple barrages of rain drops.

Stick is the ultimate killing machine. All that oppose stick die horribly and painfully.

>>713009589
Battle so intense universe collapse. Both sticks win. This is why it is dangerous to have two stick, that is why marine lose

>>713007675
What if the ate the stick?

>they're fucking marines.

What if marines just took stick as hostage. Then put it in Guantanamo bay for waterboarding?

>>713009063
What if they send it in another dimension?

>>713009753
The toxic chemicals in the stick will kill the marines. Stick always win

>>713009838
Then there is always another stick. Stick always win.

>>713009753
Stick infiltrate their bodies and gives them cancer
Stick win every time.

>>713009753
marines are now one with stick
stick win every time

>>713009826
Stick is stick in guantanamo bay, too

Stick win every time

>>713009826
Then stick is a martyr to the cause.

Stick still wins.

the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one they said, but still stick comes

Ok guys. What if stick teamed up with Marines to take on two other sticks, who wins?

Stick is.
Stick wins.

>>713010607
They shove the stick up each others asses, causing serious rectal damage.

Stick win every time

Bow to your stick overlord!

>>713010804
But which stick sticks the stick each other's stickhole?

Hey guys,

what if stick laughs?

Does stick lose?

>>713009826
Water makes stick grow. Blood gives stuck nutrients. Stick reproduces by cloning self. Many sticks. So many sticks.

Stick win every time

>>713007675
You can't kill stick.

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What if marines make alliance with rock to defeat stick? Rock >stick
Marines win
>pic related

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>>713007675
What if the us marines surrender to the stick, fool it into a false sense of complacency, fuck its daughter, a toadstool, breed more marine-stools, many, an army... and then take off and nuke the entire site from orbit while licking the windows on the spaceship... leaving their marine-stool bastard children army behind to occupy the stick during their daring flight to orbit?

>>713007675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxN7F0JhIiE

>>713011188
Where does it say that rock > stick?
Stick disprooves your thesis

stick win every time

>>713011188
paper is made of stick and paper > rock

>>713011188
Rock too heavy for marine, destroys ligaments
Stick always win

>>713008935
Oh word?

>>713009047
Stick is double agent. Kills all.
Stick always win.

>>713007675
Is trick question. You cannot defeat stick, but there is a way to share victory with stick. For their is no victory as triumphant as that which occurs when a Marine puts stick into his butthole, this great victory is a triumph for man and stick. Stick remains undefeated, but for once man can share the status of victoriousness, because he too has not lost.

>>713011263
Stick dust attains radioactive immortality and leads other particles of dirt and dust to new positions of authority after the old abandoned society of man has decayed.

Marines cant win but they can take shit and piss on stick and humilate sticm

>>713011263
>surrender to the stick
stick always win

>breed with stick
their children are stick
stick always win

please note, marines lost twice already

>nuke the site

stick is now ashes, stick still IS, it only changed its form

>travel into the orbit

if they won now, stick has won twice, and

2>1

stick always win

>>713012580
if they did not win, they lost

stick always win

Guys, give up.

Stick always win

>>713012580
This is erotic victory for stick who fetshizes Marine pee. In stick's culture stick will ascend to elder shaman status after such victory. Marine will be sexually stigmatized for his perversion and will retreat impotently from society to die a lonely alcoholic death.

What if they torture stick until stick surrenders?

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>>713007885
the Marines just need to let the stick kill them, then they will win.

>>713013868
Stick feel no pain, why would stick surrender?
They loose their patience and beat themselves with stick

stick always win

>>713014140
They can use psychological tortures

I just realized my whole house is made from big sticks,send help I am surrounded

>>713014544
They use psychological tortures, but never know if stick reacted

their method turns upon themselves

when you torture stick psychologically, stick tortures you

stick always win

>>713014043
I really want to inspect his butthole and genitalia. No homo.

>>713014043
Thinking outside the box.

i hate this image, those are Army fags, not Marines

What if they get another stick to beat that stick?

Or they could surrender to the stick, stick now being in false sense of security then have stick deal with the glory, driving stkick to suicide.

What if the marines went back in time to stop the tree from being planted which birthed the stick they are fighting causing that stick to not exist?

What if they widdle stick into dildo then place in pooper. Does everyone win?

>>713014140
That its! Marines won

what if they bury the stick?

>>713007675
burn the stick? thousands of mini sticks!

>>713016684
stick also does +3 fire damage

>>713016225
The ground is now a stick. The stick kicks them off the ground, stick wins.

>>713007675
>>713007885
Gas Mask?

>>713015720
There is always more stick.

The stick wins every time, because it is not gay

>>713016225
stick grows into stick tree.

>>713015720
Lol time travelers marines won

>>713017502
>Marines are gay
>produce tons of gay Marine babies to fight the stick army

nice try

>>713008749
>So do marines. x1000

Stick hires fat chick to walk nude by Marines. Overwhelmed by lust, they dive on fat chick, breaking the stick concealed in her folds and nourishing it with Urrahjizz. Stick multiplies destroying Marines. Fat chick devours the dead.

Stick victory.

>>713008892
>What if stick gonna get absorbed by black hole?

Every Marine base has black dependapotamus holes. Stick is nourished by Jodyjism, multiplies beyond comprehension. Stick wins.

>>713009047
Stick got placed in civil engineering pumping shitters in the sand box.

Revenge is hideous and the recruiter gets the shitty end of the stick.

>>713010607
Stick breakage ensures stick dominance. Sticks win.

>>713007675
Lets ask Vietnamese rice farmers.

>>713010956
Stick is from a banana plant, and bananas NEVER lose, they survive to buttfuck green frogs.

>>713011188
Rock breaks stick, see previous stick multiplication scenarios.

>>713011424
Rock is too complex for Marine to operate. Marine, weeping with frustrated fear, finds a Ranger to cuddle and fuk his boipucci.

Stick wins, laughing all the way.

>>713015285
Sticks break each other, multiply then fraternally (sap is thicker than water) beat Marines.

>>713008826
Theres only one rule, and its stick

>>713015775
No, the Rangers who previously occupied jarhead poopers will get splinters. In agony, they call in air support with wrong coordinates. All die except stick, which is immortal.