ITT: We poorly describe games and other anons have to guess them.

>>712976365
Every fucking jap high school datingsim ever?

>>Take over grandpa's business
>>rain days are best days
>>spent half a day fishing

>>712976365
>>712976491
fair point, specifying:
>>own a store
>>beat up giant robot in one run
>>your best friend is an assassin in another run
>>nature is good, dumping is bad mkay in the third run

>you move out, run a business, and fuck your pets.

>>712976569

Stardew Valley

>>712976776
Ah shit, what was it called again...Wanko to Kurasō!

That was some weird shit

>Be brown
>Bitch is red
>Abuse the red bitch
>Run out of lives = Big bad gets hot

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>>712976815
bit too easy maybe. Well done

>Encouraged to commit arson for some important cunts

>Handsome guy wants to keep all the treasure for himself.

>>712977045
Uncharted: One of them.

>>712977045
borderlands nigga

>>712976873
Catherine

Repost.

> My daddy and my people wants me to be king
> Fight spooky skeletons
> Some of them fuck my peasants.
> If someone is gonna fuck my peasants, that someone should be ME
> Kill some peasants, kill dad
> Be king, but like, for real.

>>712977107
The Last of Us

>>712976569
is actually Harvest Moon

>>712977207
Camera's angled at the back of Joel's fat head.

>>712977126
warcraft3? that is like the human campaign story

>>712977100
ding ding ding

>>712977107
Saya no Uta

>>712976776
Nekopara
One of the best games

>Mexican guy goes to an imaginary island
>He teams up with a fat redneck and a blond bitch
>They shoot people
>Mexican saves island from a midget with a rocket launcher

>Cripples everywhere
>I can't fap to this
>Cry

>>712977269

One milk carton for this winner!

>>712976569
Harvest moon

>>712976929
Yeah it had some weird engrish but got damn if it wasn't funny. I should pick that up again sometimes

>>712977126
>>712977269
Holy shit, I am an avid Warcraft fan and it didn't click until you said it.

>>712977364
Just Cause?

>>712977439
I know you know, I don't need the name.
Bestgirlhasnoarms

>>712977413
Katawa Shoujo?

>>712977493
Mmmmhm

>Many rooms
>OH SHIT, CARDBOARD!

>>712977524
I like feet and crazy.

>run in circles
>guns

>you are the demons

>>712976660
Sengoku Rance

Fallout 3

> "So open world, much rpg, wow!"
> Auto aim, not open world
> Magic, firearms, strength, doesn't matter really what you choose.
> You don't even have a final battle.

Fuck that game.

>>712977427
>>712977235
Wrong.

>>712976815
was correct right off the bat.

I never played Harvest moon though, you also get the farm from your grandpa?

>>712977553
Spooky's House of Jumpscare

>>712977712
Fable 2

>>712977766
Yeup

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>Beta take over the world.
>Gotta send alpha gamer in to defeat them

>fag living in castle, raised by priest and stepdad
>people want you dead, leave castle with stepdad
>armored guy kills stepdad
>you're alone but your stepsister followed you
>on the road you meet a midget with a sword and a crazy dude

>I'm going to take this door
>Maybe this one
>Tourguide is a real dick to me

>cutest female characters yet for the company

>Zombies.
>Blood.
>A fuck ton of blood.
>The map is red with blood.

>>712977768

Right.

>>712977715
I think youre actualy playin an off brand of HM, look them up its same game.

>Elves are Nazis from another world
>Concentration camps turn people into energy source
>Friend is actually bad guy is actually dad.

>>712978030
Fuck yes, Tales of Symphonia

Amazing game.

>>712977634
Titanfall

>>712978002
Killing Floor, at least on my settings.

not per se zombies though

>>712976569
harvest moon by far

My turn

>be the last of my kin
>awake in a pier
>city is full of diseased people
>can use fire spell without mana
>get elf aids
>plot is to find the cure to elf aids

>>712978096
Muh nigga.

>>712978020
Nope. Stardew Valley was created because the guy hated what they were doing to Harvest Moon and wanted to go back to what the fans have been asking for ages.

>>712977688
>your dad has a super secret plan to save the world that nobody knows about except the bad guys

>Door does not open from this side

>Gather shit
>Make Shit
>Kill big shit
>Make Better shit
>FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN ELECTRIC MONKEY MINOTAUR ON STEROIDS

>Concussion
>Turtles
>Cuckold

>World gets rekt
>Doggo is following you
>Son is old

>>712978269
Dark Souls?

>>712978319
fallout 4

>>712978107
I wish I was still into vidya enough to try out the good ones that I missed when I was still into vidya.

>>712978319
Fallout 4, too easy.

>>712978097
naw is halo

>>712978336
I was thinking Dark Souls 3 in particular but you got it

>Goku goes on a quest with a suit of armor and black child with oversized clothes to defeat an obese queen
>End up fighting Goku's scantly clad and possibly gay brother
>Final boss outta nowhere fucks you in the ass

>>712978469
Final Fantasy 9?

>>712978230
I see lol, Saving homeland is best format tho shouldnt have copied the crummy gameboy versions...

>>712978297
You just described pretty much every game with crafting in it.

>>712978427
Close enough.

>start walking to the right
>you don't get very far
>turns out you have to go left
>you're a girl

>wake up
>walk around house
>wake up
>walk through woods
>wake up
>walk around house
>...

> Crush is really cold with you
> Kill some magnificient creatures to make her appreciate you again.
> "Shit what's happening"
> You are a moron
> You die
> Crush is left alone and with bestiality as the only option.

>>712977851
Stanley parable

>be super tough mega dad
>or be inexperienced cunt
>get kicked out of house
>kill people for bad ending
>do something far worse to people for good ending
>also u r a wizard

>>712978581
Myst

>>712978512
You got it

>>712978593
Shadow of the Colossus

>>712978540
Didn't realize all games with crafting have super saiyan electric monkey minotaurs in them

>be me, heir prince
>neighbor country invades out of the blue, riding on wyverns
>can marry several girls
>characters die when they are killed
>like, for real

>mom kicks me out to fuck gramps
>nothing but pet
>beat kids up for money
>save rhe world

>>712977844
Baldur's Gate.

>>712978593
Shadow of the Colossus. best music btw

>>712978297
uhhhhhh, Terraria?

>Government sends a nude reptile to find a guy who can build robots in the woods
>End up fighting your mom/waifu to death
>Really long ladder

>Man this mansion has a lot of sub basements, a huge backyard, and several secret labs, pretty weird.
>Man this mansion is empty but somebody set up some really elaborate puzzles so you can get keys to the shitter for no good reason.
>Why does this mansion have sharks?

>>712978729
Fire Emblem

>>712978740
Pokemon

>>712978729
Fire emblem, too easy

>>712978769
MGS: Snake Eater

>>712978740
Pokemon, way too easy

>>712978766
Nope
Nice dubs though

>>712978836
ding ding ding

>>712978694
>>712978747

Amazing people here.

>>712978831
>>712978810
dingdingding

>>712978770
Resident Evil... 3? Can't remember.

>>712978744
took more than i thought lol

>>712976365
Mass effect

>Anthropomorphic animals everywhere
>Flying starfish guy wont leave you alone
>FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM

>Pilot
>Barely flies
>Dinosaurs
>This isn't how planets work

>>712978584
slender?

>PUT DISPENSER HERE

fight your enemies with bazookas under mushrooms

>>712978998
nope, but it is a horror game

>>712979008
Pootis 2: Overwatch-Is-Better Edition

>>712979008
overwatch 3

>>712978946
It's a Resident Evil, definitely not 3...

>>712978951
To most of the kids here, Halo 2 is an old game. Baldur's Gate is to them what Pong is to me.

>world covered in fog
>make trees grow
>shitty mini games
>girl raised by wolf
>duty bound monk vs dick head monk
>generic silent protagonist

>>712978989
No Man's Sky?

>be bitch
>sword is best friend
>kill robots and rich people
>commit sepuku

>>712979060
correct

>game was great
>expantions came
>casual as fuck nowadays

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>>712978120
The one that's basically dark souls but isn't

I forget the name.

>>712979135
Then what is Too Human to (You)?

>>712978581
metroid

>>712979162
Nein.

>Be Vietnam veteran
>Brother killed by gang
>Go on boring ass missions to avenge him
>Really fucking glitchy.

>one more turn

>>712979223
I was starting to worry that nobody would get it.

>>712979194
not specific enough
>it's the second of the saga, but it's nothing like the first

>Backwater town
>Nobody calls you out on being weird as fuck
>Whistling

>>712978107
Yeah "Zeds". but still correct.

>hard
>kill monsters
>kill bosses
>die, a lot
>bonfires

>>712979384
Fable?

>>712979428
dark souls

>>712979322
Myst

>>712979428
Dark Souls. Far too easy.

>>712979213
Nothing. Never played it, had no interest in doing so. Forgot it existed and had to Google it.

>>712979428
>Dark Souls
>hard

Filthy pleb detected.

>>712979443
Not even close.

Extra hint:
>Imaginary friend

>>712979269
Every Civilization except for 5, which was horrible watered down casual garbage.

>>712978297
Monster Hunter!

Fuck the Rajang... (not literally, unless you're into that kinda thing)

>>712977923
Overwatch

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>>712979322
Looked up the name

BloodBorne

>be typical /a/ and /asp/ browser
>have a sick ass sword
>kill people to become the best

>>712979384
Deadly Premonition?

>get honored
>ships gets attacked
>big boom
>become religious bitchboy
>civil war
>dual wielding is cool

>>712979555
No.

>>712979544
Correct, My nigga

>>712979479
I only every played the demo in a store once. I only remembered it just know and had to google it too.

>>712979571
No more heroes?

>>712979571
No More Heroes?

>>712979579
Correct!

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>>712979460
>>712979562
nope. it was actually Heretic II
>pic related

>>712977413
>2016
>amerifat
>can't fap to bacon
kek

>>712976651
What the fuck is this? I want to play it.

>>712979620
>>712979628
yes

>>712979508
Majora's Mask

>Doom engine
>Not everything tries to kill you

>>712979709
Strife?

>>712978305
Jeb Bush Simulator

>>712979603
Sounds kinda like Final Fantasy II. Didn't Edge dual wield?

>>712979690
Nnnnope.

Look 'ere you little shit.
>>712979579

>>712979742
Not quite.

>>712979709
Doom?

>>712979709
Shrek: The Game

>>712979737
Congrats

>>712979632
Why did I have to be destined to be a casual? I wish I could have played games as dank as this...

>>712977923
Overwatch?

>>712979757
Nope

>grunt every time I do anything

that's all I'm going to tell you

>>712979807
Doom

>>712979807
Quake

>>712979768
>not everything tries to kill you

My blasian ladyfriend's dad died about 9 years ago. Haven't talked to her since. Or even before, for that matter.

>blue
>speed

>go on a questo to fix shit
>go back in time, shit gets unfixed
>don't care have another shit to fix
>feels like sysyphus, man

>>712979240
Ride to hell: Retribution
The hidden gem of the xbox

>>712979875
sanic

>>712979807
Bulletstorm

>>712979790
Nope.
Hint:
>Communication isn't easy

>loud music
>don't know whats happening
>kill everyone

>>712979678
>>712976651
remember that this is a shitty description so it's probably different than you imagine.

The game is Kamidori Alchemy Meister

>HA HA HA HA

>>712979931
Hotline Miami

>>712979931
Painkiller?

>dodge roll

>>712979972
FFX

>>712979972
Final Fantasy X

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>Smurf accounts galore
>Items last fuck all
>Infinite loop spots
>Faggot trys to kill slightly faster faggots

>>712979786
I got it from a gaming magazine about fourteen years ago I think? it blew my mind, great game. recommended to all who like action games, at least watch a gameplay video to have an idea

>>712979807
Doom

or

Castle Wolfenstein 3D

or

Blake Stone

>>712978989
Star Fox Adventures?

>>712979008
Teamwork 2: Dank Ass Head Garments

>>712979972
Final Fantasy X

>>712979978
right

>>712980021
winrar

>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>LIGHTS OUT

>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>LIGHTS OUT

>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>LIGHTS OUT

>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>LIGHTS OUT

>>712980038
Finally!

>>712978584
Zork

>>712980103
Not quite!
I'll give you a hint:
>candle

Trying to live the American dream but just end up bowling with your cousin.

>>712980175
GTA4

>LEON HELP

>>712980061

He was first:
>>712980008

>>712979142
Legend of Legaia

>>712980173
Is it Amnesia?
i am not much into horror

>>712980031
I like that graphic. It's mostly correct.

>>712980175
grab that auto 24

>>712979837
>>712979842
>>712979904
no

>>712980175
Too easy

>>712978120
Heretic 2 nigga. Fireball without mana is what gave it away for me.

>>712980261
You are getting warmer!

>red hair
>2D

>>712980212
Resident Evil 4
I'm getting flashbacks

>Go right
>Get stressed
>STOP FUCKING STEALING THINGS!

>>712980031
dead by daylight?

>>712980212
RE4. looking up panty

>poorly describe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtsVHPUpa20

>>712976776
Nekopara

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>>712980312
love you anon for knowing it

>>712980035
this is also incorrect, so I'll add a hint
>wear green
>partner is annoying as fuck

>>712976365
>some dude gives you a letter
>game starts, a guy beats you up
>go to the next village
>everyone wants you to do shit
>run to another village
>smoke hookah 24/7

>>712980488
Resident Evil 5?

>>712980488
Ocarina of time

>Fall outta airship
>Proclaimed a prince
>Now farm

>overpowered demon
>combos

>>712980622
Rune Factory 4

>>712976365
>Hot girl wakes you up
>Run around world with hot girl, loli and potato
>Whole main story is pointless

>>712980343
Correct and erect

> Fuck up experiment
> Jump in to get da pusi
> Anthropomorphic frog

>>712980679
Ding, good job.

>>712977634
Call Of Duty

>>712980726
ico

>play as a monkey
>kidnap princess
>add knight, fatass, pedo age girl, bum and mage to party
>bad guy is also a monkey but looks like a girl
>really fun mini games
>fight some ridiculous final boss
>tree falls a part
>tear inducing ending where monkey fucks princess

>Snowball fight
>Brother's a cripple
>Magic book
>Fight in squares

>>712979194
Ah fuck off clarence. Fuck sake.

>>712979848
There's health packs in doom and those do the opposite>>712979842

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>>712978584
>>712979055
>>712980173
>>712980342
Knock-Knock

> WOOBIDAGA

>>712980812
FF Tactics Advance 2

>>712980066
egg breaker

>>712980935
I mean 1

>>712977006
Farcry 3